(A stood still, B bumped into A and also stood still)

A: Dear leaders, teachers, and classmates, Happy New Year to everyone! Today, let us tell you a cross talk.

(A looks at B, and suddenly realizes that B has fallen asleep)

A: (to smooth things over, to the audience) Haha, I’m sorry, he just loves to sleep a bit, and is known as sleepy ( pope. (Gently shake B) Wake up, it’s time to talk about cross talk.

B: (Unmoved, continue to sleep)

A: (Embarrassed) Hey, wake up, let’s eat.

B: (vague, half-awake) You can eat first

A: (angry, stern) Call your name!

B: (wakes up) Teacher, I’m here! !

A: (referring to the audience, B) is afraid of being called by name

B: (sober) No one is called!

A: Talk about cross talk!

B: (sighing in relief) Hey, (talking lazily) Just tell me! Speaking of cross talk, it’s not easy! Although I have never talked about cross talk before, who am I?

A: Aren’t you the Pope?

B: I am famous for “you can understand it by seeing it and you can understand it by hearing it”! This is about cross talk, little CASE! (I was about to say it, but couldn’t, so I turned to person A) How should I say it?

A: (To the audience) He is famous for "understanding as soon as he sees it, knowing it as soon as he hears it, and making mistakes as soon as he does it."

B: (quibble) Who said that? I just forgot what I wanted to say.

A: Let’s talk about our college life!

B: That’s good! There is still a lot to talk about about our college life! (suddenly excited) Oops! I said that this university life is so busy and tiring!

A: (Looking at B as a confidant) Ah, I feel the same way, I feel the same way. University life is really busy.

(Shakes B’s hand)

B: (Shakes off A’s hand) That’s right!

A: I’m busy! I only sleep 7 hours a night!

B: I’m busy! I only sleep 6 hours a night!

A: I go to bed at 11 o'clock and get up at 6 o'clock every day!

B: I go to bed at 3 o'clock and get up at 9 o'clock every day!

A: Hey, why did you sleep so late? Are you busy with so many things?

B: Of course! You like QQ Games, Audition, Crazy Tank, Final Fantasy, Pro Evolution Football, FIFA Football, NBLIVE, Age of Empires, Counter-Strike, StarCraft, Warcraft, Diablo, Ultimate Lianliankan——

A: (Surprised) Hey, there are so many!

B: I won’t talk about these little games!

A: This is a small game!

B: Just talking about these two online games, Lineage II and World of Warcraft, makes me very busy! I go to bed at three o'clock every day, and it is only after repeated consideration that I bear the pain of giving up and set the time!

A: Can’t you play less?

B: (Strictly speaking) How can this be done! Do you think you can take fewer subjects in the college entrance examination?

A: Of course this won’t work

B: That’s right! You said that we have all reached the 21st reality. Isn’t this about focusing on compound talents and comprehensive development?

A: What kind of comprehensive development do you call this! I get up at six o'clock every day to do morning exercises!

B: I get up at nine o'clock every day to eat instant noodles!

A: After I finish my morning exercises, I still need to read English in the morning!

B: I ate instant noodles and had to finish my high math!

A: I am never late for class!

B: I go to class and just sleep!

A: I hand in every assignment on time!

B: I copy every homework on time!

A: I have to study in the library after class. Do you study after class?

B: Study, of course! How can we students not learn? But there has to be a probability, right?

A: That’s right, no one can devote all their extracurricular time to studying.

B: I usually decide by tossing a coin.

A: The probability is only 1 in 2?

B: I threw it the other day. (Make the motion of throwing a coin) Oh, heads!

A: Learn to pull!

B: I’m going to see a movie!

A: It turns out that learning is the opposite!

B: I will throw it the next day, (make the motion of throwing a coin) Oops, tails!

A: You should learn to do this

B: I’ll play games!

A: Aren’t you throwing it away in vain?

B: Who said throwing it away was in vain? If the coin stands up, I will study.

A: Can it stand up?

B: Hey, don’t tell me, one day it actually stood up!

A: Wow, the coins stand up! How rare! Go and study! !

B: Yes, I was so excited at that time! I have finally waited for this day! Pick up your schoolbag, I'm going to study!

A: Start working hard!

B: As soon as I pushed the bedroom door, I was back.

A: Why are you back?

B: As soon as I opened the door, the wind blew the coins upside down! Still positive! I had to go play games.

A: Cough—forget it, let’s not talk about study, let’s talk about daily life.

B: OK

A: Hey, let me tell you something. Just last night, a fat mouse suddenly appeared in our dormitory! I don’t know how the mouse can eat it, it’s so big! (gesturing) How come there are rats in our civilized dormitory! I was furious at that time, which is called "anger comes from the heart, evil comes from the courage". A roar! Stab away, and the mouse disappears.

B: Hey, how could you do this!

A: How to pull?

B: How can you intimidate the cute "big-headed little fat mouse" we have in our dormitory like this!

A: Daqing was raised in your dormitory!

B: Don’t you think it’s cute?

A: Disgusting! Look how messy your bedroom is! I don’t know what to say, Dacha! ——(Slow down and speak with sincerity) Hey——Brother, let me tell you, it won’t work if you don’t study and live a sloppy life like this! You see, we are about to take the final exam, what are you doing now?

B: Hi - you said that it is inevitable to fail in this life!

A: You can see clearly!

B: But--then again, if you can have fewer or even no hang-ups, of course it’s best to do it! Look, why don’t I come to ask you for advice? Brother, you study so well and always get such high scores in exams, can you tell me the secret to taking exams~?

A: You are always like this, do you want to give up? impossible!

B: Hi - we are classmates after all! Just save me, a dying person! You can't just ignore it~!

A: I don’t know how to help you either!

B: Hey - don’t be humble! Look at me, I am so anxious about the exam that I have forehead wrinkles all over my face!

A: (Surprised) Face full of forehead wrinkles?

B: Yes! I’m so worried that I have crow’s feet all over my body!

A: All crow’s feet?

B: Isn’t that right? I’m so troubled that my oracle bone patterns have appeared!

A: (coldly) Brother, let me tell you, this earth is very dangerous, you should go back to Mars quickly!

B: Hey, why is this happening? You still refuse to help me! Then... let's do this, I'll give you the reverse question and you'll do it. If you can't do it, you'll have to tell me the secret to the exam!

A: Question? This interests me! Hey, I know nothing about your game!

B: It’s definitely not about the game!

A: That’s OK.

B: Then I have a question!

A: Yes

B: Listen!

A: Yes

B: I said pull!

A: Tell me!

B: Say, there is something here. This head looks like this head, this head looks like this head, the two heads look like the middle, and the middle looks like two heads! What?

A: Huh? What? What question? Tongue twister?

B: Stop talking nonsense, this lantern riddle! Guess!

A: I don’t know.

B: Can’t guess? This thing is like a bald man holding two light bulbs!

A: Huh? A bald man holds up two light bulbs

B: I told you he was obsessed with light bulbs!

A: What a broken question! Not interesting! Nothing to say! !

B: Hey, you can’t do this...then...then I’ll change the question in class and you can do it. If you can’t answer the answer this time, you’re not allowed to answer it

A: A question in class? That's pretty much it.

B: Okay, the questions in class!

A: Yes

B: I will ask the question!

A: Yes

B: I said pull!

A: Yes!

B: Listen!

A: Yes!

B: If you can’t answer, you won’t regret it!

A: No regrets! Say it quickly!

B: Everyone, listen carefully, he said he will not go back on his word! Then I say pull.

A: Tell me!

B: Tell me, what thread is this monkey most afraid of?

A: What wires are monkeys most afraid of? Hi, this is not simple, just common sense in life, high voltage wires! Not to mention monkeys, I’m afraid of them! When I touch it, it feels sizzling...(like getting an electric shock)

B: Oh, that’s wrong! wrong!

A: What is that?

B: Let me tell you! This monkey, monkeys are most afraid of parallel lines!

A: Parallel lines? Why?

B: Monkeys love to eat bananas. These parallel lines, well, do not intersect. Without bananas, they will never intersect.

A: Ah, is this in class?

B: This is a geometry question!

A: Hey——

B: Now you should tell me the secret of the exam!

A: This, this...I don’t know how to say it...

B: Uh...it’s not as good as this. I ask questions and you answer them?

A: OK.

B: Well... let me think about it... Brother, what do you think we will test in our English test this time?

A: Hey, you’ve asked the right person about this! Well, let me tell you, a large part of our text talks about the "human brain".

B: "Human brain"?

A: In the human brain, your brain is divided into two parts, one part is the left brain, and the other part is the right brain. There is nothing in the left brain in the right brain. The left brain There is nothing right-brained in it. Got it?

B: (shaking his head) I don’t understand!

A: Hi - I told you it’s an English test! Of course it’s hard to understand Chinese, so I’ll translate it for you and it will be easier to understand.

B: Yes

A: Your brain has two parts, one is left, the other is right. The right has nothing left, the left has nothing right!

B: Noting left...Noting right...Hey, you are right to say that I have no left brain left in my right brain!

A and B: Thank you

(curtain call)