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School sketch performance
Magic chair

Appearance: A man trapped in a magic chair.

B- A girl who thinks she is born beautiful but is timid.

A nosy boy.

D-C's friend, e's boyfriend.

E-D's girlfriend, very calculating.

F-D's rival in love, e's suitor, was abandoned by e.

An old man.

Scene: There are two chairs in the center of the stage. A sat in a chair in pain.

(The curtain rises) A struggles to stand up. The chair was very attractive, so he gave up the struggle. Sit in a chair and have a rest. At this time, B came up while reading a book, and suddenly she felt that someone was watching her. She looked up and found that A was looking at her with strange eyes, so she looked up and walked beside A and sat down proudly. At this time, A's eyes showed joy.

A: Hello!

B: (see A but I don't know)

Do you want me to tell you a story?

Are you talking to me?

Yes, just the two of us.

What story?

A: Once upon a time, there were two chairs. Hands are pressed on the back of the chair. B thought A was going to hug her and tried to lean sideways.

Son. A) These are two magic chairs. You can't stand up when you sit down unless someone else is sitting in another chair.

You can get rid of it. (Hands backward)

B: (Turn and straighten up, continue reading) Arabian nights.

A: (Stand up) If you don't believe me, try to see if you can stand up.

B looked up with a grain of salt, gave it a try, got a fright and couldn't stand up.

B: You! Come back! You lied to me! Bad guys!

A: Sit by yourself, classmate. Your attitude itself is not correct, and now your attitude is even more incorrect ~ ~ ~

You are not a bad person! You are a good man! Help me!

Classmate, this is for you. It will help ~ ~ ~

B: Band is six words!

A: Read more books if you have nothing to do. Bye ~ ~ ~ ~

(Seeing that he didn't look back, he was anxious, started patting the chair, and then cried on the armrest of the chair. )

C went on stage to recite a poem, circled around B gently and sat beside him. I left quietly, just as I came gently; I gently waved goodbye to the clouds in the western sky. )

C: Actually, life is a long road, and one or two minor setbacks are nothing. As long as we face life poetically and summon up courage, we will certainly be able to tide over the difficulties ~ ~ ~ ~

B: (Laughing through tears, turning around with a serious face) C: I've pulled through, thank you. (Stand up and walk)

C: Actually, this is what I should do as a poet. . .

Well, I've been sitting for a long time. I'll go first. Goodbye. (turning around and jumping down)

Actually, I mean, who are you ...

B: The next person sitting here will save you!

C: Your phone number?

B: If you learn Chinese well, you can't fall behind in English!

I want to get up, but I can't. I am so tired that I have to stop reading English. D is coming to C.

D: Drink, I said, I haven't seen you these days. I've been here all day!

C: Who is Yoda? Can't you see I'm busy?

D: recite words?

C: No, I saw a girl crying here just now, so I came to persuade her.

D accidentally sat next to C at this moment and laughed.

C: This girl is also very strange. She smiled when she saw I didn't cry.

D: Well, there's a problem!

C: I was surprised, too, but as soon as I sat down, people left. I want to ask which department she is from, but I can't.

I can't stand up. All I remember is that she told me that the next person sitting here would save me.

D: 100. . . . Ha ha. . . . . . This is the funniest joke I have heard this year.

Thank you. . . . Ha ha. . . . . . That's interesting. . . . . . Wow, it smells good. . .

D: Well, people are still waiting for me over there. Sit down first and I'll get someone to help you.

(To get up, C quickly stops him, and D suddenly finds himself unable to stand up and looks at C in horror.)

C and D: Sure enough ...

D: (referring to himself and c) one.

C: change it?

D: (suddenly afraid) You can't leave me alone!

Who said I don't care about you? Let me do something for you.

d; Sit down and let's think about it slowly.

C: You kid, trying to trick me into changing you, hey! I'm not that stupid. But don't worry, I'll help you. I went back to study cultural knowledge. When I unlock the secrets of the universe, I will definitely come to save you!

D: you! You are not a friend!

Friend, you must hold on until I come back! (below)

D is trapped, E looks up and sees D,

D: help dazi gedei

Einstein: Huh? You want me to buy something to eat. Why are you sitting here alone?

D: (See E) You, what did you buy to eat?

(D stares at E and watches E sit down step by step)

E: Plum! Do you like it? Come on, I'll feed you one. This is my favorite.

D: Yes, it's delicious. ...

E: The environment here is really good. No one came, and the air was a little fresh and uncomfortable. (continue to feed)

Do you like it here?

E: Hmm! (Continue to feed) Yes.

D: Then please sit down. I’ll be right back. (Say that finish and turn around)

E: (I want to get up and go with D, but I can't stand up) Wait a minute! I support you, ... me, how can I?

Why can't you stand up?

D: don't worry. Listen to me slowly. This chair is evil. Once you sit down, you can't stand up.

E: Then why did you get up and leave?

D: You can't leave until someone takes your place next to you.

E: So … it can only catch one person at a time?

D: That's right, so please wait a moment while I get help.

E: No! I don't want to stay here alone. I want you to change me.

I'll get help.

E: I'll get help!

D: What if I can't find it?

E: what if I can't find it!

D: Don't be unreasonable.

E: Don't be unreasonable!

D: hum! Now you are sitting on it, miss.

E: I don't care. Come and change me.

D: What if I don't change it?

E: You, you bully me! (Pretending to cry)

In an emergency, you should calm down!

You changed me!

D: Why do I have a crush on you, an unreasonable person?

E: Why do I have a crush on you, a heartless man?

What did you say?/Sorry? I have no conscience. Okay, I don't care. I'll go.

E: You! ... (anxious and angry, watching D go, then turning to stand up)

When D comes down, it meets F, and F glows in D..

F: I didn't know you were such a person!

D: You have a conscience. Go and save your old lover! Don't be sarcastic here (below)

F walked slowly, and E heard someone in the struggle. When he looked up, it was F, and he immediately pretended as if nothing had happened.

How are you?

F: Well, how are you?

E: Fortunately, I'm free these days, so I'm here for a walk ... the scenery here is good.

Well, is he good to you?

E: Well, I don't want to mention him. I have no feelings for him at all.

Isn't he your boyfriend?

E: I don't remember a long time ago ~ ~ ~ ~

F: What do you want to do after that?

E: I never thought the future would be ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Would you like to sit down and have a good talk with me?

F: Well, I have something to do.

E: Don't you have time? I am in a bad mood and need comfort from someone I like. Hey, really no one wants to care about me? (in pain)

F: (to himself) One for another.

E: Well (shocked), what did you say?

I said, one for another.

E: What do you mean?

F: I just heard your quarrel.

E: (expression froze) Now that you know, go ahead! Staying here is also a waste of each other's time. I'm embarrassed to be on the stage when I ask you to be my mat.

F: If you don't love me, why do you lie to me again and again? Why? I don't believe it, I don't accept it (sigh), but I am firm, that is, I still love you.

You love me, you love me! Well, if you really love me, just sit down and call me!

Whether you are sincere or not, I will help you. Here is a copy of CET-6 grammar! (turning around)

E: You-(looking at F, talking to yourself) The crows in the world are generally black ~ ~ ~

So f helps g.

Grandpa, there's a seat over there ... (pointing in the direction of E and winking at E)

Yes, grandpa, please sit here.

G: That's where you sit. I won't argue with you for a seat.

F: That's all right. As soon as you sit down, we'll leave.

G: Gee, young people nowadays are really getting more and more noble.

F helped G sit next to E, and E stood up. At this time, the two completely ignored that there was an uncle next to them.

F: Well, I helped you.

E: Thank you.

Will you still like me?

E: Or? I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood. I never said I liked you.

F: Then you ...

E: Oh, I'm sorry. I have to catch up with that heartless guy and give him a good scolding. See you later! (below)

F: (looking at E, sighing) Oh, my God! ! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, I'm used to it. (below)

G: (looking at them puzzled) Young people nowadays, hey! Huh? This bag? (stands up and points to the direction of F) Young man, your bag!

(The curtain falls)