1. One day, Pea was being scolded by her father. Suddenly, Pea's mother said, Husband, stop scolding the child who made a mistake! Peas are happy to say good things about their mother. Mom suddenly said let me lecture him! Go and drink some water to moisten your throat, and come back later to replace me! 2. One day, pea asked his mother: Mom, dad asked me to ask him if you like him! Mother said: I like him! Pea: When do you like him best? Mom: when I am angry and want someone to take it out on me! 3. Pea: Dad, what's 3+2=? (Pea's father is standing there thinking) Suddenly ... Dad: Pea's mother, please bring me the calculator and let me use it. 4. Mom, alas! Suddenly I think I am a woman in my thirties! Mom: Do you think I look like someone in my thirties? Peas and Dad: No, not at all! (Mom is happy) Peas and Dad say again: You look like a man in his forties. Xiao Liang, who lives across the street from our house, doesn't do his homework. All he does is soak in Internet cafes and play games. Dad: How did this happen? Mom: His parents are divorced, so nobody cares about him! Pea: (writing that mountain of exercises) Mom and Dad, when will you get divorced? 6. Mom said to Peas and Dad: Do you like me nagging all day? Peas and Dad: Yes, very much. Suddenly, a flash of lightning struck them both. Peas and Dad said, Alas! We finally know the saying that "lying will be struck by lightning". 7. Pea: Mom, I found out that Dad is gay! Mom: What? Your dad is gay! Pea: It's true! Pea: Look, you are both surnamed Li, of course you are gay! 8. Pea: Alas! Finally, I finished the homework assigned by my father! Dad: peas, sitting at home and doing homework for 20 days, you have gained a lot! Pea: Yes! A lot of gains! Pea: My eyes have become nearsighted, and I have hemorrhoids on my ass. Although this joke is short, I am fortunate to have typed it hard. I hope everyone will support it.