Humorous sentences about someone who has gained weight recently and has a beer belly (Part 1)

1. Seeing the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight, and now I am carrying a huge weight of 106 pounds. I have a fat body, and my colleagues in the company said that I have bulging apple muscles and a fat face. I want to lose weight. To lose weight, I must at least take wedding photos and wear a wedding dress.

2. The child has gained weight and is becoming more and more cute.

3. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

4. I found that I seemed to be a little fatter, so I bought a slim-fitting skirt to encourage myself to lose weight.

5. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

6. The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are also thinner than you.

7. I can afford it, and I am not as picky as thin people. I will not eat this or do that;

8. It is too easy to gain weight in winter. For the sake of a beautiful spring, I will Tried to lose weight.

9. When you are so fat that you have two legs, one leg cannot hold up the other. My legs feel tired.

10. The fat I have gained recently is all on my face and my fingers. How should I lose weight?

11. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.

12. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

13. In such a cold weather this year, I actually feel okay. Maybe it’s because I’ve gained weight, hahahaha.

14. Either lose weight or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can literally be life-threatening.

15. I walked a thousand steps without even using up the energy of a bowl of rice, and I felt fat again.

16. I am so lucky that I gained weight before prices rose.

17. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

18. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.

19. "A woman who cannot control her figure will never be successful in her life." - No, you see, I can get fat if I want to, and I can get fat if I want to. Humorous sentences about someone who has gained weight recently and has a beer belly (Part 2)

20. I have been fat for a long time, my weight has reached its peak, I am very hungry every day, and I just can’t lose weight.

21. I still lament my small waist back then, but looking at today, I have no time to hate, and I am covered in five-colored fat.

22. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!

23. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.

24. He said, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

25. The secret of being fat is not how much or what you eat, but how you eat. You feel it.

26. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

27. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

28. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.

29. The voice of most fat people: they are determined to lose weight, but they are powerless to do so.

30. If you can’t eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

31. I can eat all this before I sweat, do you believe it?

32. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

33. Fat people are always updating their wardrobes.

34. My pants have shrunk again...

35. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight.

36. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

37. I accidentally gained another kilogram and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

38. What’s wrong? Do you think I’m not fat enough? Why did I order fried skewers in the middle of the night? Humorous sentences about someone who has gained weight recently and has a beer belly (Part 3)

39. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a big round bulge on his solid waist. belly. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

40. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition, it won’t hurt if we eat less!

41. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.

42. I have drifted away and never looked back on the road to gaining weight. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.

43. One day, I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

44. When it comes to losing weight, sometimes it’s not that you can’t control your mouth, but that you don’t have a scale in your heart.

45. Slightly fat is the best body shape. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself be skinny.

46. I have gained a few pounds recently and I have to refrain from eating salads in the winter. It is really miserable.

47. I have gained 16 pounds since I started working. In someone’s words, I have a double chin.

48. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

49. One day I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up those wretched fat people of yours.

50. Don’t wear a red down jacket, it will look like a tomato.

51. When you are broken up in love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

52. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

53. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

54. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

55. Ladies, don’t lose weight, you are most beautiful naturally. After all, people like me can’t lose weight even if they want to!

56. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

57. Have you had midnight snack today? You will gain weight! Fifty-seven common short inspirational sentences with depth and cultivation

Short inspirational sentences with depth and cultivation (Part 1)

1. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock...

2. People who are stronger than you will not laugh at you, that is what people who are weaker than you will do! The goal is to make you as weak as them. It is only human instinct to open your mouth and yell around. It takes human wisdom to close your mouth and think carefully.

3. I have never seen a person who gets up early, is diligent, cautious and honest complains about his bad luck.

4. Let me go back to my life before I met you. It can’t be said to be easy or happy, but it sounds good, at least I won’t feel sad because of you.

5. Happiness is like drinking water, knowing whether it is hot or cold. Your happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.

6. The most terrifying thing in the world is that you regard others as friends, but others do not regard you as friends.

7. If you want to argue with me, I will never be generous. You have to be particularly generous. I am definitely more open-minded than you. Your heart is my heart, sincerity to sincerity.

8. It is really good to live well now in a place with so many such people.

9. Only when we are at our lowest can we encounter the most sincere emotions.

10. The one who truly understands you is the one who can see the pain in your eyes when others believe your smile is genuine.

11. In fact, people do not resist change, they just resist being changed.

12. Because of dissatisfaction, you see your ideal. Because of ideals, every moment of existence is so important. There is no opponent that cannot be defeated, only yourself who can stop. Transcendence is the result, running is the process. It's almost over. Keep at it.

13. You can’t make the world change for you, nor can you make others change for you. The only one who can change is yourself.

14. The pressure is not that someone works harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you are still working hard.

15. Time can erase all memories.

16. I like who I am now, and I miss who we were in the past.

17. There are always some things that allow you to see some people clearly without realizing it.

18. Success in life does not lie in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

19. The more skills you learn, the less you say to ask for help. I always believe in one sentence: Only if you are strong enough will you not be trampled by others. Inspirational short sentences with depth and cultivation (Part 2)

20. The reason why some people are more painful and some people are happier is not that people have different attitudes towards happiness, but that people have different attitudes towards pain. Different...

21. Learn not to regret, learn to use your youth on things that need to be pursued more.

22. The yesterday you hate is the past that you can never go back to. The future you like is the present you miss one day.

23. We are all single-winged angels, we can only fly if we embrace.

24. When you are not strong enough, you cannot hurt others, you can only destroy yourself.

25. The road of life must be walked step by step by yourself. What can truly protect you is your own personality and cultural choices. On the other hand, what can really hurt you is your own choice.

26. This society is very simple, but people are too complex.

27. No matter how many ups and downs life brings, I hope that I can slowly become a person who is calm and does not panic. Hope you can too.

28. I don’t want to love him for the rest of my life, because I want to love him for the rest of my life.

29. Three points theory, seven points practice.

30. Mood is the source of everyone’s growth, whether it is laughter or joy, pain or tiredness. Only when you have experienced real pain and enlightenment can you truly realize growth and find the pure land and state of mind in your heart. .

31. Even if you are penniless, as long as you have a kind heart, you are the richest person in the world.

32. Although the past has faded and the people in the past are gone, in my memory, you have always been warm.

33. There is no destined misfortune, only persistence that never lets go.

34. Time is a journey with no return, both good and bad are scenery.

35. To live, you should open roads across mountains and build bridges across rivers. Life, you give me pressure and I give you miracles.

36. Have the simplest life and the most distant dream.

37. Once upon a time, the sea was dry and the rocks were rotten, but it was no match for a good reunion and a breakup.

38. "Suffering a loss is a blessing" is not only a life strategy, but also a kind of life wisdom. Suffering a small loss can not only win people's admiration, but also learn great wisdom in life. Those who have depth and cultivation Inspirational Sentences (Part 3)

39. Society is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up are butts, looking down are smiling faces, and looking left and right are ears and eyes. In the unit.

40. Life is a wonderful journey, like a flower blooming. You must live your own life, not the shadow of others!

41. If If someone hurts you, please be kind and beautiful as always, and enjoy life and love as if you were never hurt. One day, that person will regret missing you. This is the greatest revenge.

42. When an actor enters the painting, his life will be far away, and who will live forever

43. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are not around.

44. No matter how capable you are, how big a house you live in, don’t defraud yourself or deceive others; spend your own money, go your own way, and love your own family.

45. Lovely. Isn’t it a long-term solution, but loving me is a long-term solution.

46. As long as you smile in the direction of the sunflower, you will not lose your way.

47. Maturity, no. Learn to express rather than swallow. Only when you learn to restrain many things bit by bit can you control your life well.

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48. A small success depends on friends, a big success depends on enemies.

49. Time is the cruelest and most merciful gift God has given to mankind. So does forgetting.

50. People who understand the true meaning of life can extend the short life.

51. Everything in this world has a 50-50 chance.

52. City, if you regard it as a spirit, you will respect it, protect it, and cherish it; if you regard it as just a material, you will use it excessively, Transform it as you please, destroy it as you please.

53. Love has appeared before, but you can’t see it.

54. How big a thing makes a person angry, how big his heart is.

55. When you have confidence in yourself, when everything you do is your own choice and you are fully responsible, you will find that you are free because everything is under your control . The meaning of freedom is not being able to go anywhere you want, but inner peace and freedom from restraint.

56. Maturity is a sudden moment when you step on your pride to the ground and let it bloom into flowers or rot into mud.

57. The kettle is timid and easy to heat, the tree body is thin and easy to break, and people are small-minded and easy to anger. Fifty-seven common humorous jokes about crying poor people in the circle of friends

Part 1 of humorous jokes about crying poor people in the circle of friends

1. I slapped myself twice before going out and saved money on blush. Eight thieves searched my house all night and finally left one hundred yuan behind.

2. When you pass by the lawn, please be careful not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

3. It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten meat. Let’s catch a mosquito and eat some meat.

4. When I lie down, I see the starry sky and the bonfire, and when I get up, I see the dew and the early sun.

5. All the shapeshifters came to the village to look for me.

6. In this society, no one can look up to you if you don’t have money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you don’t have money, where can you put it?

7. Looking forward to a good year, my undershirt is patched like a jacket.

8. Being poor, I turn a blind eye and save money.

9. Today’s southeast wind is sandy and scratchy, but the taste is not bad. It blows from the sea and has a strong smell of fish soup. I haven’t been so full for a long time.

10. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

11. The abacus rings and the tears flow. Being cold is afraid of the wind, being poor is afraid of being in debt.

12. Things other than money can never be repaid.

13. I can’t solve any problem that requires money.

14. We agreed to grow old together, so let’s dye ourselves gray!

15. All my moods and emotions now are all because I have no money, I have no money, I am short of money.

16. When the poor encounter famine, they shed tears.

17. I really just want this kind of friend who has no interests. When I have money, I will treat you to eat good food. When I have no money, I will go to you and you will take me there. Chidong

18. Words cannot replace actions, actions are the loudest language.

19. I laughed when I saw the comment and returned the phone to the person. Part 2 of humorous jokes about crying poverty in the circle of friends

20. Some people appear to be silent on the surface, but in fact they are crying over the final payment.

21. It’s raining, I’m going to wash my hair.

22. Life is like this, he is teasing you, but you take it seriously.

23. If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive now.

24. When I make friends, it doesn’t matter if they are poor or not, they are not as poor as me anyway.

25. I lost a dollar the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I walked to work these days.

26. The weather forecast says there will be no wind today, and it looks like we will be hungry again.

27. The poor do not weave, but the rich weave.

28. Money is flying everywhere, and the poor are hungry.

29. My idea is very simple, make more money and find someone who will fall in love with me because of my money, rather than simply because of my kindness, integrity and beauty.

30. Will happiness die on the way to dreams while smiling?

31. I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.

32. Empty pockets and heavy bank card debt.

33. All my Huabei is paid back with borrowed coins.

34. From today on, don’t call me except for activities that cost more than 5 yuan for meals. If you don’t have money, you will have to eat rubbish!

35. Get the cup quickly, my tears are about to fall, and finally there is water.

36. I am so hungry and want to eat meat, hot pot, pickled fish, and hot and sour noodles. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get, and the hungrier I get, the more I want to eat. It’s a vicious cycle.

37. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink from, otherwise I would have starved to death!

38. I can’t sleep at night if I have trouble. No one knows how much pressure I feel. I also want to go out for a walk, but I can’t do it without money. Part 3 of humorous jokes about crying poverty in the circle of friends

39. Money is not everything, but without money it is really difficult to move forward, and I understand this deeply today.

40. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I feel like he is showing off his wealth!

41. Silence is golden. Don’t talk to me. I want to save money.

42. What I smoke depends on what other people throw cigarette butts.

43. It’s cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in their rent.

44. Thousand-year-old tiles also have a turnaround, and no poor person will ever be poor.

45. In the elevator, I pressed one and he pressed minus one.

46. When the poor are sick, the King of Hell collects debts.

47. Double Eleven is coming! Hit it hard! Eat dirt after you're done.

48. I dare not include symbols when typing for fear of wasting traffic.

49. I was really hungry that night, so I ate half of the hamburger that someone else threw on the trash can.

50. Only when you grow up do you understand that there is not only a one-word difference between having money and having no money, but also the treatment you receive is very different.

51. When a person is poor, his heart will become cold the fastest. His former fair-weather friends will all be ignored, and his former brothers and confidants will all stay away.

52. What’s wrong with my eyes? I can’t even see the money when I open my wallet!

53. At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Stop looking for it, we are the only ones who can eat at home.

54. My father thought I was ugly and asked me to be a scarecrow in the cornfield to scare the crows. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but some crows were even so scared that they sent some corn back.

55. The greatest possibility of winning five million yuan is in a dream.

56. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

57. If a man has no money or a woman, even the dog on the roadside will not look at you seriously. A humorous sentence about eating late night snacks that recently led to gaining weight

A humorous sentence about eating late night snacks that recently led to gaining weight (Part 1)

1. If the person you like is thinner than you, you hate it People are also thinner than you.

2. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I took them all.

3. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

4. My appetite has increased greatly recently. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don’t think I am fat.

5. I am so lucky that I gained weight before prices rose.

6. Control your Alipay, control your hands, control your mouth. No matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night, you can’t have supper! Not to mention milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

7. Gain weight every day and never come back! I drank milk tea again today and had a date with Lu Chuan in the evening!

8. This year’s achievements: gained 20 pounds, had a bulging belly, and unlocked the appearance of a greasy middle-aged man in advance.

9. The typhoon came, and the people and trees around me were blown away...

10. My pants shrank again...

11. Many years I've never lost weight before you said, "Take care."

12. I want to lose weight and become a lightning bolt, illuminating all fat people. But he got fat again.

13. Life is like this, one wave after another. Treat allergies in spring, oil in summer, hair loss in autumn, dryness in winter, acne less often and wrinkles more often, and then you will fight against obesity for the rest of your life.

14. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

15. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

16. In the years of decline, only fat will accompany you.

17. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.

18. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting fatter!

19. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you! Humorous sentences about eating late night snacks that recently caused me to gain weight (Part 2)

20. The world is so big, but I just want a relationship where I can gain weight without worry.

21. I really can’t allow myself to indulge anymore. When I look in the mirror, I almost don’t recognize myself. I am just a round ball. This year’s wish is to lose weight successfully and be single!

22. I thought I was terribly ugly back then, but now I think I am fat and cute, round enough, with a bright smile. Everything is pure and beautiful.

23. Don’t wear a red down jacket, it will look like a tomato.

24. I have gained weight recently. Met old classmates. The negative energy is a bit overwhelming. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

25. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

26. The good-looking collarbones are the same, and the interesting belly bounces around.

27. Being too fat can easily breed laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

28. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!

29. I have gained a few pounds recently and I have to refrain from eating salads in the winter. It is really miserable.

30. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

31. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your thing? There is simply no one else like this! I think it’s totally ok!

32. Shut up and open your legs. For a fat guy like me, it’s still somewhat useful!

33. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

34. Have you had full-body fat filling?

35. Women always feel that they are too fat and other women are too thin.

36. Recently, I have become more and more dissatisfied with myself. I guess I have gained weight again. After all, I am full of flesh!

37. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

38. Slightly fat is the best body shape. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself be skinny. Humorous sentences about eating late night snacks that recently caused me to gain weight (Part 3)

39. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

40. Summer is here again, it’s time to work hard to lose weight! Do you have any like-minded friends?

41. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

42. I’m particularly annoyed by people who complain that they are fat and lazy every day. Otherwise, please don’t blame yourself or take action.

43. I stand on your left side, but it seems like there is a Milky Way across you.

44. I think I am fat, but I really want to eat burgers, fried chicken, delicious duck neck, lotus root slices, fish and tofu!

45. "A woman who cannot control her body will never be successful in her life." - No, you see, I can get fat if I want to, and I can get fat if I want to.

46. Don’t say I’ve gained weight. If you have the ability, you can look like two hundred and fifty!

47. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a big round belly bulging on his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

48. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

49. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll dress up. But, if I lose weight and become more beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain, you taught me.

50. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

51. You promised to lose weight, forget it, you won’t gain weight after just one meal.

52. Fortunately, I made myself fat before, otherwise I would feel like this evil wind would blow me away every minute, and I would be tired even after walking for a short distance.

53. The chubby flesh is almost oily.

54. I feel like I am fat now. I am eating more and more and have no control over it. I can eat whatever I want!

55. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!

56. My sister looked at me and said, "Don't let me hear you."