1. If you are destined to live under someone else’s roof, choose a more ideal environment.

2. I want to have a home, and I want to have him at home, where I can have sex during the day and have sex at night.

3. The person I love has a unique name, but the person who loves me is miserable.

4. My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw everything there.

5. Don’t compliment me on my handsomeness behind my back. This is something everyone in the world knows.

6. Because I don’t like tidying up the room, they all call me the messy room hero.

7. That person dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

8. It makes me sad to see you unhappy. Seeing you happy makes me even sadder.

9. I understand, you don’t love me, so you shouldn’t waste any more energy.

10. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

11. I am really grateful to those who once hit me and taught me how to hit others.

12. Don’t trust any girl with a nice voice. Why? Just because I'm a courier.

13. In love life, what is more terrifying than not being able to find a sense of security? I can't find condoms.

14. Oh, I must be a gangster. As soon as I saw our photo together, I couldn’t help but kiss you in the photo.

15. There is no destiny of separation and aging in this world, only hearts willing to love and unwilling to love.

16. Metamorphosis only considers urban children. What should rural children do when they return home?

17. Tell me, do you want to die or not live?

18. Others see me as a desert, but I see myself as incomparable.

19. You didn’t help me when I was in trouble, and I would only watch on when you were in trouble. I am not lacking in the icing on the cake, and I am grateful for the help in times of need!

20. I haven’t been in contact with society for a long time. I didn’t expect it to be so open now.

21. My mother asked me why I didn’t clean up my room. It’s a joke, I’m a messy person.

22. I never bully the weak. I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

23. Confucius said: No matter how ugly you are, you must still fall in love, and talk about the world being filled with love.

24. It is said that women are made of water and men are made of mud; are ladyboys made of cement?

25. The saddest thing in the world is that you finish your homework very late and the teacher doesn’t check it tomorrow!

26. Where the weak eat the strong, people have no sympathy for the weak.

27. Don’t expect, you won’t be sad if you lose, and you will be surprised if you get.

28. When it comes to feelings, your face is your butt, and your most important thing is your anus. Even if you spray shit, you still have to spray dog ??shit.

29. Money can help you accomplish whatever you cannot bring with you in life or in death.

30. Your parents are happy because of you, because you are so much like them that you don’t look like a bought child.

31. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

32. Maybe you are not the only reason for my smile, but you must be my favorite.

33. When a man doesn’t belong to you, he makes you sigh what perfection is; when he belongs to you, he makes you sigh what reality is.

34. When I sit in your list, I exude handsomeness even without saying a word.

35. Never regret, because it is useless.

36. My heart is as still as water and as cold as ice, but you and she numbed my nerves again.

37. I went to assassinate Sogou. Sogou cried and asked me why. I smiled evilly and said: Just ask Baidu when you go to the underworld.

38. Because I am young, I have the capital to be energetic. I am young, so I should be energetic.

39. No matter how beautiful your brother’s woman is, you won’t touch her, and no matter how handsome your best friend’s man is, you won’t rob her. You know what you can do, and get out of here if you can't.

40. The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

41. I admit that I have a bad memory, but I never forget to take my mobile phone with me when I go out.

42. The distance between happiness has been stretched by tens of thousands of kilometers.

43. Coaxing and coddling one’s own daughter-in-law without embarrassment is called love.

44. The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of mobile phones this month.

45. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she has no chance to let you modify the wrong sentences.

46. There are usually two situations when I write: one is that I have lost my soul, and the other is that I want to show off.

47. He did not know how to cherish and missed the person who loved him deeply.

48. If you wear something trendy, if it is too trendy, you will be non-mainstream. If you dress sexy, if it is too sexy, you will be on the stage.

49. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid and enjoy one more bottle!

50. When you are young, there will always be someone who transcends friendship and is not like love.

51. I firmly believe that my love for you is like a hot dog on the fire, it can withstand the roasting test.

52. You are leaving me one by one. I don’t know whether I should abandon you or what.

53. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

54. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic.

55. No matter who you fall in love with now, I will not frown easily.

56. For those who boast about the big red envelopes given by their husbands, I just want to ask, how do you manage your home? Why does your husband have so much money?

57. I have never forgotten my ex-boyfriend. Because he owes me money.

58. The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes and my father smokes too, so I can’t stop smoking when it’s my turn.

59. Don’t say you love me. If you can, give me a wedding.

60. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too much space, so I can never appear in your heart.

61. Please don’t use your commotion to seduce my man.

62. It is not to be a simply excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.

63. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

64. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

65. An expert said that the first love is the most unforgettable, but the second person is the most loved.

66. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt.

67. There are only two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her. The second step is not to let her see the photos.

68. The old man smiled back at Mou, which fascinated the nuns.

69. The first time you see white peony root, God says four words in your ear, and you are doomed.

70. I swear, I have never sworn casually.

71. Xiong Er said Xiong Da, look at your bear-like appearance. Xiong Da said Xiong Er should have a bear-like appearance.

72. If something goes wrong, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

73. Let the gods and ghosts know. We always think that the gods and ghosts do not know when we do something bad. It is too difficult for us to do things to the gods and ghosts.

74. Don’t use honey traps on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.

75. I am so cruel that I cried when I added a finger.

76. The biggest fear when playing with mobile phones during self-study in the evening is that the whole school will have a power outage, and then a white light will emit from you.

77. There have been many dates where I lost to my unwashed hair.

78. When you realize that the price of a diamond tree is much higher than that of a glass bead, you will grow up sadly!

79. If a person gains the whole world but loses his own life, what good will it do?

80. My heart breaks when I miss you, and I can’t see the end of my longing.

81. If you hold the past too tightly, how can you free up your hands to embrace the present. Funny Talk 2019 Talk

1. Without ideals, no pursuits, and no appeals, you can only fail to recover.

2. How can a girl like me suppress her beauty without a little weight?

3. My temper is like this, and there’s nothing I can do about it if I don’t like it.

4. The mountain alliance vows to die in Hudong, and there will be sorrow all the way.

5. What obstacles are there to overcome, not to mention your legs are so long.

6. After you confessed to me last time, I was sick for several days. Please stop talking!

7. Love is a heart falling in love with a heart, not a face falling in love with a face.

8. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

9. In every class and every harem, there are always a few bitches vying for favor.

10. A man cries because he really loves; a woman cries because she really gives up.

11. Farewell does not mean loss, but a new beginning.

12. Who is that? Stop making trouble and come to my household registration book.

13. I finally know why I have to lick Oreos when I eat them, because then no one will dare to compete with me.

14. I said that I love making friends the most, especially boyfriends.

15. People who pretend to be B. Do you think you are awesome if you pretend?

16. The other daughters are all my mother’s caring little cotton-padded jackets, but I am the butcher’s knife stabbing my mother’s heart.

17. Not everyone has everything, and not everyone has nothing.

18. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "Not at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything seems right", and a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it".

19. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne!

20. Home is not a man’s harbor after wandering! A woman's body is.

21. Can you make me famous once, just once?

22. In order to find my prince, I want to kiss all the frogs in the world.

23. Pay attention to your image in the school sports meeting. Otherwise, accidentally, alas, it becomes my emoticon.

24. There must be girls like me who sweat when getting dressed.

25. The advantage of being a madman is: I don’t have to find ridiculous reasons for myself when I do something wrong, because I am a madman.

26. There is a kind of love where you think about how to be with her every day, and she thinks about how not to be with you every day!

27. Each of us is someone, the love of our life.

28. The highest state of being a woman is that of a fairy! But you accidentally turned into a monster!

29. You betrayed me and still expected me to forgive you. If you become a dog, don’t expect me to treat you as a human being.

30. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

31. I am willing to climb a thousand mountains to see you, and I am also willing to take a hundred steps back to leave you.

32. Let’s ride horses together and live a carefree life together.

33. I’ve given you my mobile phone number, why don’t you understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, you can recharge your phone bill with dozens of dollars.

34. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the books but did not finish them.

35. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find, and you will be surprised, that I am short-sighted.

36. This famous brand (his own name) feels very powerful even before he wears it, right?

37. Suddenly I feel like I am the only one left in the world, and there is indifference everywhere!

38. I can lead you to prosperity or make you infamous.

39. What my brother calls is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister calls is not loneliness, but a bed.

40. Only those who are tall are called aloof, and those who are short are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

41. The care that cannot be let go has become the end of the world between you and him.

42. You agreed not to make me cry, but you f*cking smoke me with onions.

43. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will firmly raise my head and say to him with contempt, are you from the same hospital as me?

44. Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded, and careless when she gave birth to you.

45. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but rather that your own cultivation is not enough.

46. Don’t be complacent. You are just a tree. Behind me is a whole forest.

47. I am in the world, but there is no legend about me in the world.

48. Once many people are separated, they may never see each other again.

49. Brave people carve out their own destiny, and everyone is the pioneer of their own destiny.

50. Why do brothers drink together, smoke together, fight together, pick up girls together, and be cool together?

51. Because it is too important, it seems meaningless. The more you want a relationship, the less you dare to give it.

52. Sichuan is like Oreos. They are shaken by earthquakes, licked by mudslides, and soaked by floods.

53. If it were gravity, I would never resist and redefine the level.

54. I am most afraid of time being said to be long or short, and I am most afraid of whether love is deep or shallow.

55. You left without looking back, leaving me standing there alone, helpless.

56. Why should a man without six-pack abs say that a woman’s breasts are small? Why should a man with no cm require a D-cup?

57. Going to school is hard and tiring, so why not not go to school like me?

58. There are only two types of mathematical proof questions, one is that shit, it still requires proof, and the other is that shit, it can also be proved.

59. I can see you with just a slight turn of my head or even a glance. It’s really annoying. I like you more and more.

60. Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn’t lost weight. Besides, he is still a vegetarian.

61. The person who marries me in a few years, I hope it will be you, it must be you, it can only be you!

62. If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. If we don’t review for the final, we will be finished.

63. When are you most afraid of ghosts? When walking alone at night. When do I like ghosts the most? When I'm playing cards.

64. If my love hurts anyone, then I will give up my love.

65. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

66. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn’t get up in the morning, I surfed the Internet when I got up, I was yelled at when I was eating, and I didn’t sleep at night.

67. Is it popular to roll up trouser legs now? I want to ask you, are you cold?

68. We often say that the relationship we want lasts a lifetime, but it is really difficult.

69. Don’t expect others to give you any financial help. Money is not enough for anyone.

70. People only live once, and they deserve to live a domineering life.

71. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and I am the most famous one in Tianjin.

72. Don’t cry, I will be afraid. Because your sad face looks so hideous.

73. You have a look that only your mother would like. If you don’t work hard, you will be finished!

74. It is said that when a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction.

75. My figure is already perfect, there is no need to make a fuss about body parts.

76. Use the time I miss you to do something that will remind you of me.

77. As an ethical foodie, the most important thing is not only to be able to eat but also to dare to do it.

78. I posted messages in my circle of friends saying that I was heartbroken. Some people comforted me, some sympathized with me, and some even got tired of me.

79. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it cannot take away my heartache.

80. None of the freshmen are serious. They don’t try to steal from their seniors, they just keep grabbing for food.

81. Tie your hair high, throw away the snacks, put down the mobile phone, dry your tears, don’t torment yourself, girl, you still have a future. 2019 Humor and Funny Talk

1. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong.

2. If you don’t fight hard, life will be in vain; if you don’t struggle, life will be meaningless.

3. The white of winter, the red of Christmas, and the blue in your eyes.

4. No matter how you take back the love you give and the heart you give, you will still be scarred in the end.

5. Who do you think you are? The time for loving you has passed.

6. The alarm clock only wakes up my shell, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart.

7. Either give me love, give me money, or get out of here!

8. Humble oaths always make me feel stuck, even if they are said over and over again.

9. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

10. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a home for love.

11. Please don’t charge me. I have no money and can’t pay for the caller ID.

12. It’s not that I can’t live without you, it’s just that I will be swallowed up by missing you.

13. If you look like that, don’t act coquettishly, as it can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

14. Is it worth having such a person who talks bad about others after losing them?

15. Those who hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile and watch you cry.

16. One person’s efforts can never determine the relationship between two people!

17. A woman who cannot cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

18. When I left my hometown, the people in the village could no longer drink from the well water.

19. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

20. The more you talk about how boring you are, the more boring you become. Sometimes you don’t want to live anymore as you talk about it.

21. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag in such a fresh and refined manner.

22. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to going back and being showered with it again.

23. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

24. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

25. I am full of foul language, I am not forgiving, and I do not protect myself. Who will protect me?

26. The most fake sentence in the world is, students, let me say a few words briefly.

27. Even if you are sad, smile and say: Your uncle.

28. Life makes us round in order to make us roll further.

29. If one day I leave and don’t bother you anymore, will you miss me?

30. Before you say I’m stupid, please go change your mushy head first.

31. You must stick to the path you have chosen. There is no need to complain about the hardships on the road.

32. Similar places and times, pretending not to be seen but meeting again.

33. People should be in love. People who fall in love will be less likely to catch colds and will be healthier.

34. Don’t feel that you have been abandoned by the world. The world has no time to care about you.

35. Let’s talk about it when we have something to do. Don’t always say I’m cute behind my back. Does it bother you?

36. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

37. I want to take you to meet my parents, but my mother says I am too young.

38. Treat everything as a process, and eventually make yourself more mature.

39. For every alarm clock, there is a lazy person who doesn’t want to get up.

40. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

41. In fact, you are nothing, you are just a barking dog.

42. This is called showing off! Hungry! Come get a Snickers bar and show off your coolness!

43. In mathematics, 30% depends on talent, 70% depends on hard work, and I am powerless to do the remaining 90%.

44. When it comes to love, time is of the essence. It doesn't matter if you get to know each other too early or too late.

45. The sun is warm and the years are peaceful. How can I dare to grow old before you come?

46. Occasionally, you will feel happy if you are silent for a while, but it will be miserable if you are silent for a while.

47. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

48. You used to be my biggest dream, but now you are someone I dare not think of.

49. When I miss you, you are in my heart. When I forget you, you will be left behind!

50. The reason why I am invisible is because I want to know if you will look for me if you can’t see me online.

51. Don’t think that just because you look like a wolf, I can regard you as a gray wolf.

52. Because I love you with all my heart, so I can only give up on you heartlessly.

53. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young. There are only a few years left.

54. In fact, 10086 is also very caring and cares about so many people every day.

55. People today call their sons little bastards and their pet dogs son.

56. When you were born, how did you avoid everything perfectly?

57. The dream is to count money until your hands cramp, but the reality is to count money until you wake up naturally.

58. In this world, there are more people who laugh at you than people who care about you.

59. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care about them.

60. Concentrating on memories in a daze, covered with bruises; looking back suddenly, it is unbearable to look at.

61. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined.

62. A side effect of success is that the past practices are also suitable for the future.

63. I believe you are just afraid of hurting me, not lying to me. Whoever you love will let you go.

64. A cup of hot tea warms the body; a word of understanding warms the heart.

65. After being hurt and crying, you will never change your mind, thinking that if you persist, it will last forever.

66. There is no fragrant grass anywhere, so why bother looking for it online? The quantity is small and the quality is poor.

67. What is indestructible is emotion, which can be destroyed in one blow and become nothing.

68. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you.

69. Please give me enough sunshine to make my heart shine.

70. My dear, please give me some sunshine, so that I can be brilliant too.

71. What obstacles are there to overcome? Besides, my legs are so long.

72. It will be dark and the road will be slippery. You may not know who is more cunning than you on the way home.

73. I am a bit crazy and my words are a bit ridiculous. Just call me Lei Feng!

74. White Tuoshan bone-strengthening powder, apply one pack of it on one knife, and you will be guaranteed to get a second knife if you want.

75. We have had a free and easy youth, but we are facing a regretful old age.

76. You can stick to what you like, but you can’t last long if you don’t like it.

77. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you act cool from beginning to end.

78. This is what I have said before; people cannot be judged by their appearance, and mistresses cannot be judged by comparison.

79. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road!

80. Love is something that cannot be brought about by life or taken away by death.

81. Comfort yourself with a few words, make sarcastic remarks, and stick to yourself! 2019 Super Funny Talk

1. Probably because I like it so much, I can compromise on anything.

2. Too many excuses, too many reasons, I betrayed them all for love!

3. You are jealous of me even though you are prettier than me. It is really shameless.

4. Summer is here, and quilts are not for covering, but for hugging.

5. Come, I will pick you up in the storm. If you leave, five thunders will blast you away.

6. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here.

7. In the intellectual society, money takes people; you can be expensive or free.

8. I don’t want you to dream about me, I don’t want you to be unable to sleep because of me.

9. Your bad breath is worse than pig’s fart, and your dog’s bark is better than your singing, you big beast.

10. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh, but they say I am even more handsome when I smile.

11. The most charming thing is Master Kong, thousands of people admire him.

12. When a person gets rid of his own fear, he will feel extremely happy and comfortable.

13. Have the best hope, make the best effort, and prepare for the worst.

14. New Year’s money is something that adults give to adults, and they are given to us for a look.

15. The types of animals are decreasing, but the types of humans are increasing?

16. We are all children. Children who cry when they are in pain are childish interpretations of our youth.

17. Seeing how poor your family is, even the mice wiped away tears when they came to your house.

18. Wangwang broken ice, half of you and half of me, you are my other half.

19. Where are you, my guy? Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here?

20. Eating KFC and drinking Erguotou is called the ninth wonder of the world!

21. Life is like a drama. I feel empty and lonely because I live too much in the drama.

22. Smart people rely on their strength in exams, but I usually only rely on imagination in exams.

23. I heard that laughing often will make you grow older. Will crying more often make you younger?

24. Humility makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

25. Eyes as clear as lake water, I can’t take my eyes off them.

26. Instead of playing a role in other people's lives, don't be yourself wonderfully.

27. There is a Sun Moon Lake in a place where a daughter believes in the tears shed by her mother.

28. It is domineering to make the world bow its head. It takes courage to let yourself go.

29. You can never guess the so-called implication and pig head.

30. Don’t believe in the eternal oath, because we can’t wait for that day.

31. Listen to my advice, it doesn’t matter if your mind is empty, just don’t get wet.

32. Is it too easy for you to get my sincerity, so you must waste it.

33. The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you.

34. One thing is to study history carefully, maybe you will travel through time that day.

35. It is said that people who cannot sleep at night are because they wake up in other people's dreams.

36. I promise you a life of glory, and I will forget about this scum as soon as possible.

37. If you like someone but dare not confess your love to him, you will be snatched away by others in the end.

38. If he talks about breaking up, I will never hold him back, not even once.

39. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle!

40. I think you are really not a qualified friend, so you should change your profession and be my wife!

41. I think I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.

42. Hugging is really wonderful. Although the two hearts are very close, they can't see each other's faces.

43. As long as we have self-confidence, everything is possible.

44. I suddenly discovered that I have a superpower, which is to avoid all correct answers.

45. The collection of love letters should be classified as science fiction!

46. Sometimes, I am not blinking, I just don’t want the tears to flow so easily.

47. We often say that the relationship we want is for life, but it is really difficult.

48. Playing with people requires scheming. Play with me and I will make you unable to do anything.

49. I don’t like sad fairy tale endings, but I like you very much.

50. If you draw a circle and curse me for not chatting with me, your phone will be dropped in the toilet.

51. Smoking too much is bad for your health, so smoke as much as possible.

52. Suddenly I feel like I am the only one left in the world, and there is indifference everywhere!

53. Learning to protect yourself is more important than anything else. If you endure too much, you will eventually get tired.

54. Don’t trust any girl with a nice voice. Why? Just because I'm a courier.

55. I am a fool, waiting for a lunatic who loves me very much.

56. God only gave me one wing, so we fly with love!

57. Enjoying a moment of blank mind every day, my thoughts become simpler.

58. Waiting does not mean expecting you to come back. Just find an excuse not to leave.

59. It is not to be a simply excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.

60. Buddha said: Hit someone with bricks, beg for mercy, and take care of them. Just try harder until you die.

61. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

62. I have always emphasized that you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

63. Those memories that I couldn’t let go of eventually became shackles from which I couldn’t escape.

64. It’s not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it’s your fault that you want to study in college!

65. Teacher, if you ignore the school bell again, then we will ignore the school bell.

66. When money speaks, all truth is silent.

67. Once you make a mistake, you will be hated forever, and you will look back on your sons and daughters thousands of times.

68. Mosquitoes are born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

69. The reason why flowers are stuck on cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrients.

70. The road is chosen by yourself. No matter what lies ahead, you can only walk it yourself.

71. The eternal law of junior high school. The first grade of junior high school is frustrating, the second grade of junior high school is exciting, and the third grade of junior high school is awesome!

72. Being together is a dream, being apart is painful. Unfinished dreams are the most painful.

73. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

74. What is love? Just give you a slap in the face and let you learn to grow.

75. Love is a heart falling in love with a heart, not a face falling in love with a face.

76. A simple word of love has ruined the youth of many people.

77. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

78. I understand a lot through stumbling, but I am reluctant but helpless.

79. Doraemon said, Big Bear, what you want is not me, just the pocket. The big bear was silent.

80. Since I bought insurance, I no longer have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

81. I am deeply gratified that the teacher was reluctant to buy an air conditioner, but he printed so many test papers.

82. My future is a dream, but unfortunately I am still insomnia.

83. The idiom "become famous immediately" actually describes female artists of ancient and modern times!

84. The difference between open book and closed book is that one is copying at the top and the other is copying at the bottom.

85. There is no reason to risk your life, even if you are running in the wind and rain, you must make yourself smile!

86. Don’t try to teach pigs to sing. Not only will there be no results, but they will also make the pigs unhappy!

87. Thank you for accompanying me through the blooming flowers and falling flowers of that season.

88. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.

89. When a man foresees a woman, he will be lost; when a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.

90. For me, living itself is already a compromise with God.