Kagura (holding Gin’s motorcycle with one hand): I’ve never seen such an adult before seeing a girl being attacked by gangsters refusing to save her life.

Gintoki “Ah, Because our hearts are still as young as teenagers - and in this country, the person who can drag a motorcycle with one hand is not called a girl, but a mountain gorilla."

Kagura "In my family. Very poor. We only have rice for three meals a day. At least we need to add an egg to three meals a day, right?"

Xinpachi "No, that doesn't make any difference."

Kagura" At that time, those guys came to me and said, "If you work here, you can have salmon chazuke rice for three meals!" "I was tempted when I heard that."

Gintoki "What! At least we have to eat different things for three meals!"

vol41

Kagura He was forcibly taken away by his father. At the flight terminal , Shinpachi wanted to get on the plane to stop Kagura, but he was stopped by the staff (uncle).

Uncle: I said no, no tickets, as a guest. If you don't, we can't go any further in. We have to call the police

Xinpachi: Wait, please listen to me about my girlfriend.... My girlfriend was abducted by an uncle with a bar code. Two people are going to go. We're on honeymoon

Uncle: What kind of lie are you lying? You can tell at a glance that you don't have a girlfriend. You can tell at a glance that you haven't had a girlfriend for sixteen years

Xinpachi: (sweat) What do you mean? Why do you even know my age?

Ah, you're lying. I was bragging just now. In fact, the man with the barcode is my father. He is addicted to social assistance, obsessed with women, and left our family alone

Uncle: What kind of lie are you telling? You can tell at a glance that my father died early

Xinpachi: Why do you keep complaining about me? Why do you know?

If I were a god, Put adolescence at the end of your life. ----by A. France

If I were God, that would be it, add chocolate parties to school meals. ----by Sakata Gintoki

Gintoki: The word "sugar" means that a person and a person carry a cross together and go to the Tang Dynasty~

Kagura: Who is the boss among the Bosozoku, but we are He goes berserk on the road of life!

Kagura: What kind of license do I need to hit someone with my car?!

Okita: Alien, you are surrounded, don’t make fearless resistance, surrender obediently Bar. The old mother in my hometown is crying too. I didn’t give birth to you just to be this kind of abnormal person. Regardless of whether you are an abnormal person or a human being, the guy who makes your mother cry is the worst kind. Please come out and say something, please, that mother. Bar.

Gintoki: Your life is nothing compared to "Shounen Jump"!

When Hasegawa was working as a taxi driver:

Grandma Toshi: Go back to Huangquan.

Sister Miao: Go to Kabuki Street.

Kasura: To the dawn of Japan.

Okita: Isn’t there a guy over there who is smoking and looking arrogant (Hijikata) ? Hit him, don't kill him.

Gintoki: Just drive whatever you want, just give me a ride.

Hasegawa: Tell me where to go!!

Gintoki: Then you Just drive across the horizon.

Hasegawa: Are you a woman? !

Gintoki: I just wanted to get rid of the popcorn stuck behind my teeth...but I couldn't keep up with the movie! I don't understand it at all! I've lost everything except popcorn!

Okita: Mr. Hijikata is so awesome, he can actually sublimate the tonkatsu rice bowl into dog food!

Gintoki: Love? Dream? I don’t need such a thing at such a young age. Yes... Calcium... As long as I have calcium, everything can be solved.

The pressure of exams, the generation gap with parents, the girl you like, etc.. In short, taking calcium is the key.

Gui: The baby's job is to cry, how can you neglect your duty? < /p>

Kondo: Yes. . . I think everyone should already know that a few days ago, the space pirate ship sank. And even more surprising. . . It turned out that it was only two samurai who destroyed them. . .

(The Shinsengumi members ignored Kondo and made noise)

Kondo: A Nian.

(Hijikata carries the barrel)

. . . . . . . . . . After the loud noise. . . . . . . . .

Kondo: Yeah. . . I think everyone should already know that a few days ago, the space pirate ship sank. And even more surprising. . . It turned out that it was only two samurai who destroyed them. . .

Team members (the cannon fodder dispersed): What! Really?

Hijikata (picking up the barrel): It’s so obvious! Can't you just be more natural?

Kondo:. . . . . Enough. . . . I can't go on. . . . . . .

(Hijikata wakes up Okita who is sleeping with a blindfold)

Hijikata: What if terrorists break in? Don't underestimate your work!

Okita (serious): When did I underestimate my work? (serious): You are the only one I look down on, Mr. Hijikata!

Gintoki: What are you doing, staring with blood-red eyes? Did you play all night last night?

Gintoki: Why are you so anxious! They are not like those rich and willful young men in JUMP. Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. Our fate with poverty will not end in a day or two. Let’s just continue to have no money in peace and contentment.

Topic: To make friends, you have to make friends who can turn into old men and call each other nicknames.

(The postman rode a motorcycle and crashed into Denshi's shop)

Dengshi: Bastard, look what you did to my shop! Are you ready to die?

Postman: Yes, sorry. Because I haven't had much sleep since yesterday.

Dengshi: Okay, then I’ll let you sleep forever.

Xinpachi (checking the injured person’s injuries): It seems very serious. Kagura, call an ambulance.

Kagura (yelling to the sky): Ambulance——

Silver (furious): Who asked you to shout in such a primitive way! ! !

(Shinpachi was caught, Shinpachi caught Gintoki, Gintoki caught Kagura)

Gintoki: Shinpachi, what are you doing, let go!

Xinpachi: No, I don’t want to be arrested alone!

Gintoki: Can’t you just say ‘leave me alone and run away’?

Kagura: Leave me alone, go to hell yourself!

Gintoki: Bastard, even if I go, I will drag your soul with me!

(Gin and Hijikata were fighting)

Gintoki: It’s dangerous. What should I do if it really stabs me?

Hijikata: You idiot! Isn’t it just for the purpose of hitting you?

Atong's father: Today is a special day, today...

Gintoki: Indeed, being caught immediately after escaping from prison can really become an unforgettable day.

Xinpachi: Do you understand or not? There are such things as rules in the world!

Kagura: Rules exist for people to break.

Gintoki: Although you may have experienced hardships, pain, and unbearable things, please work hard! You think it's painful now, but in fact there will be more painful things waiting for you in the future. If you think like this, you can persevere.

Xinpachi: Why are you so abused even for your life creed?

(A group of people from "Haruyu" blocked the door of the toilet)

Gintoki: Do you want to hold hands and go to the toilet together? There are not enough toilets.

Hijikata: Don’t hesitate to take down all the suspicious guys. The responsibility lies with me.

Okita: Really? Then when I see the samurai, I'll cut them all off, and then I'll leave you alone!

Hijikata: Listen, everyone, I didn’t say what I just said.

Kondo: Fourteen, Souguo, that guy said he went to poop, why did he never come back?

Hijikata: That guy might have missed work for me again.

Kondo: Fourteen, it’s okay to doubt others, but you are never allowed to doubt your own people. I believe in Sougo, I believe he must be old and unable to come out, I believe that is the case.

Hijikata: If you believe me like this, I think it would be better to be doubted.

Yamazaki: Actually, because I was running too fast, I fell and knocked my takoyaki (takoyaki) over halfway. I'm sorry, this is really the failure of my life, Yamazaki.

Hijikata: Is that so? I think the seaweed crumbs on your lips are your failure in life.

Hijikata: You kid can’t get away if you want to!

Gintoki: No, no, I’ll use that one!

Hijikata: Blow her down with an anti-tank rocket launcher!

Gintoki: Where are you going to find an anti-tank rocket?

Hijikata: Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher deep in their hearts!

Staff: This guest, pets are not allowed here.

Kagura: No, the doll said it. (Dingchun)

Staff: Doesn’t the doll gasp for breath?

Kagura: Who said it was a doll! It's a humidifier!

Staff: Does the humidifier have such a strong dog smell?

Kagura: Oh? Yeah? That's probably a pet.

Stewardess: Beef or fish?

Kagura: Beef and fish!

Kagura: One more beef an fish!

Gintoki: Strawberry milk! Bring me a carton of strawberry milk!

Xinpachi: Please cherish your character a little bit.

(Gintoki was stuck in a hole in the wall, Katsura heard the sound of wild beasts and wanted to escape)

Gintoki: Bastard! Would a normal person leave me alone at this time?

Gui: Didn’t you say you wanted to live here? Don't worry I'll be back soon, I'm just going to buy a cake, buy a cake...

Xinpachi: Youth is like a sandy castle, it can be destroyed in an instant just because of some trivial things Collapse

Gintoki: Bad PP! Split in half!

Xinpachi: Ah Yin, calm down, everyone’s PP is in half.

Kasura: What happened to you Gintoki? Describe it to me in detail.

Xinpachi (angry): How can I describe it even if I have lost my memory!

(Hijikata was hit on the head by gravel)

Okita: Everyone, please stay away! It's very dangerous here! Otherwise, you will be like this person! Even if you put on a poker face and pretend to be cool, it actually still hurts! How embarrassing!

Hijikata: The development here has been out of control.

Okita: Hijikata, you are bleeding out of control.

Hijikata: In this situation, that boy Yamazaki might have become aroused.

Okita: Hijikata, your time is running out.

(Facing the enemy formation)

Okita (wanting to get into the police car): Hijikata, I forgot to bring my flute. Go back and get it and you'll be right back.

Hijikata (wanting to act cool): Well, you don’t have to come back. What a disgrace to you bastard, I'm enough here alone! You guys wait here.

(The opponent brought out a huge cannon)

Hijikata (standing in front of the police car, seriously): Sougo, I forgot to bring the protractor. Go back and get it and you'll be right back.

Okita (pulled out the protractor from his pocket): Don’t worry Hijikata, I have the protractor here.

(Online chat)

Shinpachi: Fruit Punch Samurai, can you help me?

Gui: I am not a Fruit Punch Samurai, I am Gui!

Xinba (angry): Then what other online name did you choose!

(Uncle Matsudaira’s daughter went to ride the Ferris wheel with the gangsters, and the Shinsengumi who followed them were confused)

Hijikata: When it comes to the Ferris wheel, it means Kiss, and that means Kiss. built.

Ikumatsu: Speaking of which, why did you run to the roof?

Gui: It's because... I'm lost.

Jisong: Huh? Lost your way and ended up on the roof? Are you planning to go to heaven?

Gui: That’s not what I mean. I have lost my way on the road of life.

Okita: Teacher, I’m hungry. Can we finish class?

Teacher Ginpachi: Teacher, I have decided to eat curry for lunch, so I can’t.

Okita: I don’t understand what you mean at all.

Teacher Ginpachi: What does it matter? It wasn’t interesting in the first place anyway.

Hijikata: I didn’t lose. As long as you don’t admit defeat in your heart, you don’t lose.

Okita: As expected of Hijikata! You are so brave even though you were defeated in front of ten team members. I really admire your shamelessness!

Hijikata: I think this sword can’t be used anyway, so I’ll chop off your head!

(Kondo, who is about to be forced to marry the orangutan princess, asks for help through the intercom)

Gintoki: Excuse me, where is the toilet? over

Kondo (angry): Ask the person next to you! over!!

Okita: Over here, boss, I’ll take you there. Over

Kondo (angry): That is simply a conversation between you! Why are you using a walkie-talkie? It's over! These people don't even want to help! OVER!!!

Xinpachi: You can’t even hold on to a single page!

Gintoki: Bastard! For a comic, one page takes a long time!

(...The giant bear appears...) (Kagura Gintoki immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be dead)

Gintoki: No! ! There's no point in pretending to be dead! ! That's just superstition! ! Don't pretend!

Kagura: Ah? Is that just superstition? How cunning! Ah Yin pretended to be really dead! Hello! Mr. Xiong, this man is alive!

(A Yin was angry and hit Kagura on the head)

Kagura: Look! It's a living person!

(Oedo Heroine Contestant)

Kagura: Dream? If you have it, it's very hard, if you don't, it's very empty. I was also very moved when I saw the curly-headed figure of Ah Yin opening a path among the thorns! ! (jumps into the ring) Attack! ! asshole! !

Gintoki: I never knew her...

Xinpachi: I didn't know her either...

(Eli Elizabeth is lying in the hospital after being hit)

Agui (with a serious look on her face): Elizabeth, be careful in the future. In today's dangerous world, just touching the bridge and crossing the river cautiously is not enough. You have to blow up the bridge before you can cross the river again.