Introduction: One day I bought two little tortoises to play with and brought them home, but my wife didn’t like them. She was disgusted with this thing and that. I don’t know why. In the past few days, she suddenly became obsessed with the little tortoises. Very good, all kinds of food are available. Until one day, she was playing with the computer and went to the bathroom. I went to check something and found that there were a few big words in the Baidu search box: How to make delicious turtles.

1. I caught bugs from my own vegetable patch and threw them on my neighbor’s vegetable leaves. Throwing it away, he muttered: "If you catch up with me, run away! If you meet someone else, I'll crush you to death."

2. I took the bus to play at my girlfriend's house today and got off the bus. I wanted to take a look at the hairstyle after the car, and there happened to be a car parked next to the cornfield on the roadside, so I walked over and took photos, using the rearview mirror and the car window glass. At this time, a dark cloud drifted over and the sky darkened. Only then did I see clearly the two people hurriedly getting dressed in the car! Brother, please listen to my explanation! Damn it, brother, listen to my explanation!

3. I was riding in the company elevator today and suddenly wanted to fart, but there were many people in the elevator and I was afraid of being embarrassed. But I couldn't help it anymore. So I was prepared to be embarrassed and farted. Suddenly a brother in the elevator burped, and then the smell of farts filled the entire elevator. Everyone in the elevator looked at the brother, and he himself was stunned. Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it.

4. One day, Xiao Ming, who was in kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, dad, what rises from the east and sets from the west?" "Well, it's the sun?" "No, no, five. "Words!" Dad thought for a while and said, "Uncle Sun?" "No, five words!" Dad couldn't think of it for a long time. At this time, Xiao Ming said: "Idiot, it's the sun!"

5. Man: Honey, would you like to go to the gym with me? Woman: Are you calling me fat? Man: If you don’t want to, forget it. Woman: Are you saying I'm lazy? Man: Baby, please calm down, please? Woman: Are you saying I look like a crazy woman? Man: That’s not what I meant. Woman: Are you saying I love lying? Man: Okay, don’t go. Woman: Wait, why do you go to the gym alone?

6. LZ I go home early after get off work every day, never go out to play with my colleagues, and rarely participate in workplace dinner parties. My colleagues were very puzzled and asked me: "You are always so early Why do you just go home?" I said, "Do business!" My colleagues were very surprised. What business can I do when I go home? I said: "My wife's name is business..."

7. A male colleague in the company was quite dark-looking. Once he had a fight with his girlfriend, and the woman said, "Look at how ugly you look. I'm going to burn a boiler." The man said, "What's the matter with my black face? Others call me African pretty boy." The woman laughed.

8. I went to the bathhouse with my colleagues to take a shower today. The water was a bit hot. I finally got in and the water reached my neck. I chatted with my colleagues and said, "The water is really hot today." I did it with my mouth. A blowing motion of tea leaves, and then a habitual sip...

9. There is a buddy who is in a long-distance relationship. Because he likes his girlfriend very much and is afraid that the relationship will fade away for a long time, he often communicates online He bought some things for his girlfriend. She was very happy at first, so she started to receive express delivery every now and then. Later...and later...my buddy's girlfriend got close to the courier.

10. A friend of mine has a female friend who works as a lady. One day, a friend asked the girl if she was so beautiful, she could be a mistress. The woman said, "If I were to be a mistress, my heart would be broken." Her words made her friends awe-struck.

11. Every time I watch the sound, when I see the four instructors listening to the students singing, I feel that their expressions seem to be squatting, then constipated, and then they are smooth! Praise me for feeling the same...

12. Read a novel that said the heroine had a car accident when she was young and lost her memory before she was three years old. How should I put it? I didn’t have a car accident and I can’t remember anything that happened before I was five years old. Could it be that I was born mentally retarded

13. Last night, there were 6 small pots about 10 years old at a roadside stall. Friend, I drank about 10 bottles of beer, drank them all, vowed to each other, and cried bitterly. It turned out that I had graduated from elementary school, and I couldn’t let go. Damn, what’s wrong with my baby now?

14. There is a rumor on Weibo: suddenly kicking your legs while sleeping is because the brain thinks that the body is dying, so it sends a pulse to wake up the body.

The real reason is: the brain thinks that if you live like this, you can just die. It’s good. Kick your legs to celebrate.

15. I told my roommate that I had a date with a girl for the night. Before going out, my roommate reminded me: "You must take safety measures and protect yourself. If you don't have it, I will lend it to you." "No, no, I'll do it myself." Yes." After saying that, I immediately opened the drawer, took out a knife and took it out.

16. The husband of a female colleague brought her a meal, put it down without saying a word and left. Someone asked her, who is that man? She said she was delivering food. She asked again why she didn't give him any money, and she said she didn't need to, she just wanted to sleep with him at night.

17. As a quality person, when I want to smoke, I first ask the people around me if it is okay. If others say it is okay, then I will smoke; if others say it is not okay, then I will smoke. Just smoke him first, then smoke.

18. On April Fool’s Day, the teacher who usually never called the teacher suddenly called the teacher. A classmate secretly took out his mobile phone to prepare a report. The teacher saw it and said happily: "Go ahead and hit him, see who believes you." So the classmate beat the teacher, and the teacher was killed... I couldn't stand this plot anymore.

19. He took his girlfriend home and whispered to her on the way: "Later, I want you to have a taste of my housekeeping skills..." "I hate it, I'm not coming." !" said my girlfriend shyly. When he arrived at the door of his house, he immediately opened his arms to block the door and said loudly: "I won't let you in!"

20. The craziest person in our company is the gatekeeper. This old man has become stubborn. He is not afraid of anyone. He has beaten the office director, department managers, and even had fights with workshop workers. We are all afraid of him. Even the chairman calls him daddy when we meet him.

21. The junior high school teacher was very hard on others. One time, a classmate named Guo Linqiang was asked to answer a question. The boy was stupid and couldn’t answer for a long time. The teacher couldn’t stand it anymore and took the teaching stick. Walking towards him, he asked as he walked: "Guo Linqiang, where are you strong?" The young man said tremblingly: "I am strong behind Lin." Everyone was silent for three seconds, and then laughed like crazy, hahahaha... The teacher couldn't hold it in anymore. , I didn’t hit anyone in that class, and I never hit him again.

22. I feel that some women nowadays are really pretentious. I just asked her for directions, but she scolded me and even called the police. snort! It's unreasonable. When I put on my underwear, I must have a good argument with her.

23. I was riding to work this morning. There was an uncle sitting next to me. I suddenly yawned. Then the car suddenly stopped suddenly, and I kissed the uncle on the face with my mouth wide open. The uncle looked at me with a disgusted look on his face and walked away. Uncle, don't leave. Listen to me!

24. There was a party in our company. There was everything to drink in the KTV, including whiskey and green tea, gin and tonic water, red wine and Sprite. I asked a colleague what he drank. He said: "Wanglaoji Duijiaduobao." ...

25. One day I went to the library to buy a map with my friend. The friend said: "Boss, how do you sell the map?" The boss: "Three yuan a piece. "My friend thought for a while and said, "Let's make it cheaper. I can't sell three for ten yuan." Then I thought, my friend is so cute. After settling the account, the boss lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said in an instant: "Young man, no, I won't do business that makes you lose money." In an instant, I collapsed, and even the math teachers died early.

26. Today the goddess asked me what my specialties were. I thought for a moment and then said to her: "Down here." She blushed and called me a hooligan. I don’t understand. I learned more than 100 ways to eat instant noodles in four years of college. Isn’t this considered a specialty? What's wrong with girls nowadays?

27. When I planned to lose weight and skipped dinner at night, my mother advised me: "Daughter, you look very good now, you don't need to lose weight." I was so moved that I almost shed tears, but my mother felt sorry for me. . My mother continued to persuade: "You used to make the leftovers. Who will eat them after you lose weight?" Tears really came out this time...

28. Danfeng Drink Last Night More than that, I called the goddess to confess my love for 20 minutes while drinking. When I woke up in the morning, the call time was 18 seconds...

29. In the subway, a man and a woman had a slight friction and started to quarrel. After arriving at the station, the woman got off the bus. The woman hesitated when she got out of the car, rushed up to the man, slapped him in the face, turned around and ran away. As a result, a group of people came up and pushed the woman back, preventing her from getting out. Then the man rushed up and kicked the woman, who retaliated. Then they started fighting and scolding each other. Then we passed station N and still didn’t stop.

At this moment, a strong man suddenly yelled: "TMD! I've watched you fight before I watched you!"

30. Express: Is this the "little black dog"? Me: Are you...? Express: I am from JD.com. Me: Xiaomo, you can deliver the goods.

Postscript: I remember an art class many years ago, when the teacher asked us to draw our deskmate. I was very unhappy in that class because I drew my deskmate very well. But she painted me so ugly that I thought she was not interesting enough. What made me even more unhappy was that her painting got the highest score in the class because it was "very realistic". The best jokes are coming

Introduction: This morning I mustered up the courage to write a love letter to my boyfriend. When I passed by him, I hurriedly handed it to him and ran away. When I returned to my seat Only then did I regain my composure, and when I saw it, I saw that the letter was still in my drawer! Could it be? ! I didn't dare to think too much, but I found that my aunt's scarf was really missing...

1. On the bus yesterday, I heard two little girls who looked like elementary school chatting! "I think XXX in our class is very beautiful!" Another said, "I think so, being fat is only temporary! Being dark is lifelong!" Do your parents know such a deep feeling?

2. The story of a best friend. During the summer vacation of the second grade of junior high school, he and I went to an Internet cafe to stay up all night. The next day, everyone went back to their homes. He walked into the house and his father sat on the sofa and asked him to take a shower first. He went without thinking much. After taking off his clothes, his dad came in with a cane...

3. I am a traffic policeman. I often get unreliable requests while resting in the police box. For example, if I go shopping, I can leave my bicycle here and you can look after it. People often come and ask if there is a pump that can be used to inflate bicycles. It's nothing. One time I was sitting in the police box when a middle-aged woman suddenly came in. Ask me: Master, can you repair a tire?

4. The teacher said: To learn a subject well, you should be like chasing a girl, you must persist! Xiao Ming: Then try chasing nine at the same time! Teacher: Get out!

5. A successful person proudly showed off his achievements: I bought a house and the first step in my life has been completed. Do you know what I plan to do next? God’s reply: Pay off the mortgage slowly.

6. A high school classmate (male) who I haven’t contacted for a long time was chatting together today: Are you married? Me: I don’t have anyone, why should I get married? He: You idiot, I'm already married for the second time, and you still don't have a partner... Then I couldn't hold it back and beat the beast!

7. One day while watching TV with my girlfriend, my girlfriend suddenly asked me: "Do you like Japanese girls?" I replied: "Of course not." In fact, I wanted to say that I only like you, but before I could say the words, a slap came over me: "I don't like sleeping on the sofa tonight." I was instantly confused...

8. My nephew is in the second grade of elementary school and ranked sixth from the bottom in the final exam. There is a math question about choosing units: Xiaoqiang’s weight is 25 ( ) kilograms or grams? The gram he chose. How could I get such a simple question wrong? The naughty kid said: I thought you were talking about cockroaches. Nephew! This knowledge is so confusing to you!

9. A friend who likes to show off called me: "You know, I am in Bali now." I said: "Oh, I am only five miles away from you." "What? ? Have you gone abroad? " "I'm in Sanlitun." 10. The hostess... just got on the bus and there was still a seat. At the next stop, there was a person carrying a child, and there were a few old people. I stood up and gave up my seat. The old lady rushed up to me. I said decisively: I'm sorry for giving up to the one holding the child. I'm so good at square dancing, so there's no harm in standing a little longer...

11. Confucius Institute There was a foreigner who loved learning Chinese. One day, I said to my Chinese classmates: "China is so sexy, I must go and see it." The classmates were shocked and asked for details. It turns out that the man misunderstood a word: "Chinese characteristics" and translated it on his notebook as: China, Too sexy!

12. Since I lost my moral integrity, my biological sister and my biological sister are two different things, and my god sister and my god sister are two different things. Falling in love with her and falling in love with her are two different things, and looking scary and looking scary are two different things...

13. I just met a mother and daughter on the way home. The little one seemed to be three or four years old. I don’t know why my mother said: We have to make the decision with scissors and weight. I saw both of them produced scissors, and the mother said, "I won, my scissors are bigger than yours."

"Then the little guy happily took his mother's hand and left, leaving only my petrified back.

14. When I went home after eating supper late last night, I saw a man and a woman in a small car. I don't know. Someone locked them in the car. It looked very hot and they had taken off all their clothes. The woman looked very uncomfortable, as if she was dying from lack of oxygen. So I found a stone and broke the car glass and left. Lei Feng should do something. No names left. Please tell me if I have done some good deeds and saved two of them!

15. I found apples for sale on the roadside and walked over and asked, "Are these apples sweet?" "The vendor: "Sweet, it's so sweet." Me: "Oh, are there any sour ones? I like sour ones." The vendor pointed at the pile of apples just now: "Actually, this one is sour." Are you fucking kidding me?

16. My little girl has been addicted to costume dramas recently. My parents are not here at night, so I steamed steamed buns and stir-fried some side dishes and asked her to have her dinner. Then he inserted it into the bun and pulled it out and said: "The needle has turned black! poisonous! I know that you, a cheap maid, are planning to harm me! Drag the guy out and behead him! "I spat on her face, "This is a red bean paste bun, you idiot!"

17. A female colleague in the company brought Coke with her to work every morning. She was very confused when she saw it, so she went to the office. When asked before, why do you drink Coke every day? She replied: This is cheaper. I said, why don’t you drink the water in the company? It’s free! She said leisurely, that doesn’t work.

18. Recently, four college classmates became fathers one after another, and they all gave birth to boys. One of them shouted in the group of classmates: "Students who haven't given birth to children yet, you must have girls." , otherwise our son will not be able to find a wife. A female classmate replied calmly: "It's okay, they can be gay." "The group immediately burst into warm applause.

19. A few years ago, lz graduated from college, and the six brothers in the dormitory had a break-up meal. During the dinner, there were all kinds of sadness and separation emotions, and they were all drunk. One second before the heroic sacrifice, I took lz’s hand and said something that lz will never forget: Boss, wake me up when the braised pork is served!

20. I went home to visit relatives and took the bus because I didn’t have any change. The ticket was for five yuan. A friend followed me and watched me put in five yuan. He also put in five yuan and said, “Bus prices are rising so fast! "I turned around and said I had no change...

21. Warm reminder: There have been frequent thunderstorms recently. Please try your best to swear as little as possible and wait until the storm has passed...

22. Military training At that time, the instructor gave way, and I got tired of practicing and couldn't help but cursed: "Damn it! The instructor heard this and came over angrily, pointed at my nose and asked, "What did you say!" Say it again! Me: "Tell the instructor, I told you to pedal slower!" "I'm so damn witty!

23. I went to my wife's house last winter. There was a milking machine in their village. A bottle cost seven yuan per pound. I couldn't drink that much, so I said , Boss, I want two yuan. The boss gave me a blank look: Two yuan? Then you squat down and take a few puffs...

24. I have a crush on a girlfriend, calling and texting to no avail. , the goddess called me again last night and sent me a photo of pigeons kissing. I was secretly happy. I didn’t understand it after studying it all night. The next day, she told me that pigeon kiss... ge+wen=Go away.

25. I took a boy with me in junior high school. When we got home, the two of us were sitting on the sofa watching TV. When my parents came back, I hid him in the bathroom in a hurry. My mother wanted to go to the bathroom, so she opened the bathroom door and the guy was squatting inside, washing clothes silently. , he greeted my mother naturally and said: "Auntie, you are here. I threw ink on your daughter today, and the teacher punished me to help her wash her clothes!" "But what he is holding is my dad's underwear.

26. In the future, you must eat the beef first when eating Lanzhou Ramen, otherwise you will not be able to find the beef when you start eating the noodles. I don’t drink ramen soup. I drank all the soup today just to find that piece of beef...

27. I was playing games in the Internet cafe today. The primary school student next to me looked at me for a long time and asked: Brother, why are you? Are you so good at playing games? I said silently: Maybe it’s because I don’t have a girlfriend.

28. When I was a freshman, several roommates deliberately said that their family was remote and poor. One joke said: " I was supposed to be a sophomore in college. I climbed a mountain for a year to get to this school, so I was in the same class as you.

"Kneel down decisively...

29. The memorial service of my girlfriend's uncle was held. The old man's last words were read out at the meeting: "The inheritance will not be divided. It will be used as a fund. The interest will be taken out every year and the family will be reunited at the tomb once a year to pay tribute. After the prayers, a draw will be held. ”

30. One day I stole 100 yuan from home. I was a little scared at first. Later, my father shouted excitedly: Wife, who used the counterfeit money in our house? Who used it? I will definitely praise him! I shouted happily: I used it, it’s great! Dad laughed evilly... Oh, let’s not talk about applying medicine!

Editor’s note: I just ate it at the breakfast shop. I brought a pack of cigarettes for 38 yuan for breakfast and gave 100 yuan to the boss. The boss asked me to pay 72 yuan. I was secretly happy and quickly put the money in my pocket and left. After counting, I found a pile of scattered items. The total amount of money is only 52 yuan. I feel so tired and the most basic trust between people is gone. Queen Fan QQ talks about the powerful attack of nobleness and glamor

1. Life is endless. People want to live a life that is earth-shattering.

2. When I see someone who is showing off, he always lowers his head silently. It’s not because he has good qualities, but because he is looking for a brick.

3. , Bullshit life, tough bullshit

4. Don’t use my sincerity as a bargaining chip

5. I will still keep that feeling, just because when the time is gone, Give your youth a no-regret account.

6. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

7. Belong to me. No one can take away this thing!

8. If you have it, cherish it, and if you give it up, don’t look back. 9. I have my own style, and you can’t imitate it. Fan.

10. Feelings are not natural disasters. Happiness is your own.

11. You are no longer the protagonist on my stage.

12. I am not glass or crystal, and I cannot be easily seen through.

13. When you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

14. I want to be so strong that nothing can destroy my inner peace!

15. Friends, I only care about quality, not quantity, it’s about the heart!

16. Instead of praying for life! It’s better to be plain than to pray for strength.

17. I am not a weirdo.

18. Please make it clear that I am not wanted by anyone. You don’t want it!

19. If I can hold hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

20. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else. .

21. A confident woman is not arrogant, but confident, and only by believing can she be happy.

22. Those who do not have the courage to start are already finished. /p>

23. If you can’t go back to the past, don’t go back and reorganize our idol drama.

24. If you like it, own it and don’t be afraid of the consequences.

25. No matter how cheap my love is, you don’t deserve it anymore.

26. I would rather create my own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

27. It is better to be in love than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

28. The value of life is equal, and there is no distinction between high and low.

29. As long as we have self-confidence, everything is possible.

30. I have no time to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end.

31. A woman can still live a wonderful life without a man.

32. There is no question of forgetting or not, only whether or not.

33. If he loves you, there is no need to please him. If he doesn't love it, there's no need.

34. It is better to be proud and lonely than humble love.

35. What’s mine can’t run away, and what’s not mine I don’t want!

36. Please put away your attitude and don’t think you know me very well.

37. You don’t have to look at me, but you can’t belittle me.

38. Man, I hold hands with you, and you can only love me in this life.

39. No one needs to give us sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

40. I can’t tolerate a grain of sand in my eyes, and I can’t tolerate you either.

41. Whether it’s a friend or a lover, if you don’t treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?

42. Isn’t it better to understand yourself, why let others understand? Own.

43. As disdainful as you are, I will be perfunctory.

44. The fate of a mistress is betrayal or extramarital affair.

45. I don’t have time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

46. When I come back, please move out of my heart.

47. You only need to take one step, and I will take the remaining steps.

48. I don’t care about your first love, I only care about your final love.

49. If you have the power to show off to me, I have the power to kill you.

50. You laugh at me because few of my friends are alone. I pity you that you have so many friends but none of them are sincere. Very strong words

Very strong words

1. The company forced me to go to Xinjing to work as a model to practice shooting. There was also a female model assigned to her, who was very powerful, but I was disappointed that she was still not reimbursed after get off work at this time.

2. Genting Bingole birthday cake is very powerful! Happy birthday!

3. This month-end homework is very strong. I wrote a whole day's work, 15 pieces of calligraphy with calligraphy and 20 pieces with pen calligraphy. After washing them, I'm going to sleep.

4. I didn’t expect it at all, but it’s possible? However, I originally thought that Genichiro also has a very strong voice, and he only has a deceptive face.

5. So far Cricket has released six original songs and two covers this year, which is very strong

6. Yes! I have nothing to say! ! ! great! ! ! Very strong! ! ! I had clearly planned something, but you messed up my plan without saying a word! ! very good! !

7. ta_2 is really a very strong and serious person. I don’t think they have any special distinction between overseas venues. They don’t treat them differently. They just convey what OCD wants to express. It feels like everyone is really working hard.

8. Oops, the water boiling rod has been collected. However, the person involved is not the same as anything else. It’s okay, Sister Word, she is very strong. Therefore, no matter how hard you convince yourself, people who hate you will still hate them in the end.

9. Sickness comes and goes like a thread. Looking at myself in the mirror with a pale face is a bit scary. My complexion is only supported by lipstick. It is very strong.

10. Cheng Hui plays an Audi TT and wears a Wuling Hongguang S. This aphrodisiac is very powerful.

The female drivers on Route 11 and 19 are very powerful. He opened the door specifically to curse at the car on the opposite side. Domineering.

12. I can only say: You can live if you do evil in heaven, but you cannot live if you do evil on your own. I get along well with my boyfriend, but I don’t want to be lonely and empty and go out to date online friends, which makes me happy. OK! Very strong

13. Brother Quan is very strong, Brother Biao is very strong, and the head teacher is very handsome.

14. There is a power outage at night. Well, we have to study in the evening. Well, each person has a candle. Well, it is very powerful.

15. Tea party, my platoon leader is very strong and has rich experience. He beat me severely when he went home last year, but I am still very grateful to him. He gave me the motivation to move forward. When I left, the one I was most reluctant to leave was him.

16. Thank you, Ernie, Oppa, and uncle, for celebrating my birthday with me. He had barbecue with me, sang happy birthday to me, and bought me gifts, even though my uncle gave me money directly. Haha, very powerful! Oppa sings really well, and so do Ernie and Uncle. Today I was having sex with Oppa, and it actually went all the way to the top of my belly button. Are your legs really long? Hahaha, I'm convinced. It’s very hard to be alone abroad, but fortunately you are with me.

I love you all~

17. The seventh season of The Walking Dead started very strong, very bloody, very exciting, but a little sad, a little scary, and a little disgusting. The screenwriter was really disappointed, and I accepted it all at once. This may not be the beginning, but the revenge plan has definitely begun

18. It is difficult to imagine that a country's capital market can still be strong when its currency competitiveness becomes weaker.

19. The US dollar is very strong. In this round of upward trend, the index is at 99 for the first time. The RMB is still below 6.1, but now it is close to 6.8. The price will be reflected in the inflation of the United States. Industrial manufacturing was almost finished, and after O'Hei left office, the numbers came out. However, service costs in the United States have skyrocketed, and there are not many miracles in consumption. They say it will be difficult to raise interest rates in December. It becomes more difficult for exporting countries to earn U.S. dollars. Since the RMB has depreciated, it must hold on.

20. Your second year’s memorial day slipped away like this, and now I realize that I have forgotten this special day. Will you be disappointed? Your parents will never forget that they must have visited you. It was raining heavily that day. I went to attend the first parent-teacher meeting after get off work. The teacher said that Ge Ge's self-care ability and language expression skills are very good, but sometimes she speaks loudly and like a tomboy. Well, Manchu genes are very strong! Don't worry, she's thriving.

Twenty-one, Didi is still okay! I don’t even know why this trip is free! Very strong.

22. All unhappy love is just playing hooligans. Youth Digest is very powerful.

Twenty-three, this tone is really not small. Yes, very strong, invincible

24. Coal is still very strong. The reason why it is so strong may have something to do with some news, but I personally feel that such a fringe sector does not need to be paid too much attention now!

25. To be honest, the orchestra of the Changchun University Conservatory of Music is still very strong. . . The principal's violin was simply not good enough, but one of the trombones played an out-of-tune guitar.

26. Can you just keep pampering me and be a little princess? I only eat sweets and don’t endure hardships, so I act like a spoiled child when I’m not happy. I’m wild, tempered, scheming, and mean. I’m dirty, cute, and strong. Well, that’s cool. .

Twenty-seven. I am wild, tempered, scheming, dirty, cute, and strong. Well, that’s cool, but you said I’m not what you want. I’m sorry, but I don’t look like what you like.

28. Lawyers really can’t listen to what their clients say. Today’s court session, our client is a 60-year-old man. At first, I felt that he was beaten and that he was a weak person. Pitiful. But it wasn’t until today’s court session that I felt that he was aggressive and threatening (six people came to the house). On the contrary, it was the other party, a young man in his twenties, who spoke softly, was neither impatient nor impatient, and only slightly responded to the abuse. A smile.

29. Constantly interrupting other people’s speeches may seem very strong and assertive, but I still find it annoying.

Thirty. At this moment, I feel that my wisdom teeth are showing signs of inflammation, but I really want to drink a bottle of ice milk. It must be bright and strong.

Thirty-one. After posting such a message in the circle of friends, the straight men and girls responded that they are different. They are very strong.

Thirty-two. They are very strong. My aunt sent it to my brother. get more. The two sisters are deeply impressed by my grandma's teachings. They have to eat even if they don't want to eat. After eating, they continue to eat.