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I hope the landlord likes it

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Introduce a few articles first

Crossing class: 1. Empty Wan Li.

Copywriter: She is also a good girl who has received advanced education in 2 1 century. Even though she never wanted to contribute her life to the motherland, she didn't have uncle Lei Feng's selfless spirit, and she didn't have the advanced thought of * * *.

Ok, she admits that she still owes her tour fee for two months, but … but it's not worth doing this to her. Why don't you just send her back to feudal society to enjoy life imprisonment for class struggle?

Mamma mia, it is necessary to teach her vividly why everyone should sing socialism.

Now, it's okay to go to the enemy's house in the class struggle and work for them. From time to time, I have to put up with the faces of wives and concubines. The original textbook says that Zhu Men's wine and meat stink is true. God, she vowed to love history from today. Can you just let her go back …

Alas, alas, alas This is the August 8th bullied by Yongzheng.

She looked up at him and said, "Can you not cut off my head ..."

He looked down at her: "Can you stop pulling my pants ..."

..... she is innocent, please believe her ... Amen ...

2. Kissing the princess finished the previous article "Cherish the people in front of you"

The hostess is possessed by Princess Zhou Furong. The hostess is the kind that can make trouble. She is a little clever and quite ambitious. Chengde and the hostess are the funniest together, a pair of clown. . .

3. Love is just one word

I'm Su Xiaoxiao, the copywriter. Yesterday, I just rushed out of the college entrance examination, and I was sent to ancient times after getting drunk. My ass was not hot yet, so I was going to be packaged and married, and I became a bride to be married in ancient costume, or I was going to marry a fucking general. Bah, I almost forgot that my ancient version of Torre was a rich representative who married 18 wives. I don't want to marry anyone in this age! No, I have to save myself. I can't build my super adaptability. Where can I live TNND? Hehe ...

Let's wait and see.

4. "Song of Peach Blossoms"

The gentle and handsome neighbor's big brother, who has been secretly in love for several years, is about to get married. Xie Huaimin, a lovelorn classmate, holds the idea of breaking the jar and breaking the fall, and opens his mouth by taking the elevator with him. But life is so wonderful, and the next second, the elevator is weightless.

When Xiao Xie opened her eyes again, her world was completely overturned. The little black girl in the mirror is her new identity. The fairy said, there is something wrong with the system of life, so you can wait.

When will this wait?

Bored Xiao Xie, a classmate, thus began her ironic journey through-

5. The more the better.

Copywriting was reincarnated in ancient time and space. I thought I could finally be a Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't expect it to be a father and a mother. I was helpless and had to work hard on my own.

"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "

"What did you say!" Someone is on the verge of hurricane.

"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body means' my husband only needs one good one'."

6. Crossing and Anti-crossing is over.

The copy is well written, and the girl is beautiful, and the treasure is in her hand.

After crossing well, you will enter Longtan from Tianshan Mountain, and you will be entangled in peerless martial arts.

Cross well, wander the rivers and lakes and visit the deep palace. Listen to me about Chinese and foreign history.

Good crossing, the protagonist's life is good, no skill, can also be Wei Xiaobao!

Good crossing, good supporting role, proficient in 18 kinds of martial arts, and blind people always rely on the protagonist ~

Guided by the golden rule, we should pay attention to both singing and dancing and writing poems, and remember the principle of choosing a spouse by casting a wide net and focusing on training. Come on, let's go through it!

Quite a classic funny crossing text

7. Cooks are embarrassed _ Author: Su Su

Almost every time I see Su Su's article, my mouth twitches a few times. Then, when you watch it, you can't help laughing until your cheeks cramp. Therefore, when I first saw the words "An Embarrassing Chef", I just glanced at it calmly, but when I saw the author "Su Su", my eyes lit up, and the whole person was excited and couldn't wait to read it.

The beginning of the story is actually very dull, as always, crossing the route, but the name of the hostess is a bit irritating-there are no birds in the forest. The hostess is indeed as the name implies. Born into a famous chef's family, she is an unaffordable idiot who can only cook instant noodles. What's even more unfortunate is that the new home through is actually a declining family of famous chefs. Ignorantly, there is no bird to shoulder the heavy responsibility of improving mom's life and revitalizing the family. As soon as she wears it, she has to take part in the Lins' chef selection competition. So when Wuniao calmly took two packages of Master Kong's expired instant noodles and a Maybelline lipstick with him when crossing to participate in the competition, he made the instant noodle lipstick soup called "Flaming Red Lips" with great ferocity. When I saw this, my mouth twitched with the man at the same time. It can be seen from this that the hostess Lin Wuyiao is a super thick-skinned person with an invincible nervous system. It is precisely because of this character that no bird survived several times in the subsequent danger, and she still didn't know it, and she still felt good about herself. -_-|||| Then the development clue of the story is just as Su Su summed it up at the beginning-a crossing of very ha skin. Then, as a royal chef, no bird deeply attracted the royal chef Miao and the emperor's four sons, and produced one interesting story after another ~ ~

Of course, there is nothing too refreshing about this theme, but Su Su's language description is very funny, and the trivial things are also written by her, which makes people laugh. In particular, the dialogue between characters is extremely funny and incisive, which makes people laugh to death. If you are tired of touching dramas, you might as well watch "What's wrong with the cook", which is definitely the best choice for a change of mind and a relaxed smile. ~(@^_^@)~

8.

I want to go with you.

Su Ling (Mo Xiaolou), Cheng Ran, Yu Wen, Yu Mei, Xiao Chu, Chen Sixuan and Chen Sijing

I want to go with you.

Mo Xiaolou Declaration: Handsome and affectionate male pigs, hold on, Mo Xiaolou, who is beautiful and lovely in absolute beauty, will come to save you! Go!

I have always liked such a girl, who is a little clever and confused, a little selfish and cunning, but cute and kind. When I want to laugh, I laugh loudly, and when I want to cry, I cry aloud. I can love someone forever, hate someone until I die, and I won't let go if I choose.

A very funny work, Mo Xiaolou is very cute ~ ~ ~ and the words are good.

P.S. is funny, not humorous. I often laugh when I watch it.

9. I look at the stars and sing by seven nails

Cao Tiange, Xin Xingyan

It's just a novel. It's just a love novel. It's just a relaxed love novel. It's just a novel that is vivid and vivid in the author's mind. This woman, not a fairy, laughs and scolds because she wants to follow her heart. This man, not a god, suppresses her heart and controls her feelings because she has not met true love. Maybe it's plain, maybe it's thin, just asking for a smile. In an echo, there is a shadow of a heavenly song, which is enough. Before reading the article, please pay great attention to it. This article tells the story of a modern woman's re-education and secondary growth in ancient times. There is no omnipotent woman, no polite woman, no ancient woman, and no woman who graduated from a British lady school. Please be careful!

A woman n male:

1. "Half-naked Jiangshan" Author: Xiao Yu Da Xin (one female and n male, finished)

Content abstract: Jiangshan, what are your plans if you get rich? "

I thought for a moment, and said in a positive color, "If I get rich, I'm sure I'll find more than a dozen beautiful men with different charms, all of whom will be stripped naked in front of my eyes, each with two small fruits on his chest, legs full of temptation, elastic hips and small birds of different colors! Bend the waist with flexible curves and put on all kinds of sultry shapes! Then ... Hey hey hey ... "

Jiang Mi's eyes lit up and he asked, "Then what?"

My eyes glowed with excitement, and I said, "Then ……………………………… draw a picture of naked men walking birds!" "

After reading more than one female N male, the female protagonist can do anything. However, the erotic description of Half-naked Jiangshan is almost embellished, paying attention to the plot and the psychology of the characters, and it is very humorous. It makes people want to stop reading and admire the author too much. The female protagonist has met many excellent male protagonists, but it is not that she can dominate others omnipotently, but that she communicates with each other emotionally. The female protagonist's character is a little self and strong. When others treat her well, she will do her best to repay her, but it is definitely not simply a man's character. She just wants to have one person to be with her, but others will never give up on her. In the past, almost all relationships were dominated by men, but now they have changed.

With his peers are:

2. Eight husbands [complete] Author: Zhang Lian. txt

When he looked at him, he turned away and said, "I don't know." "How can I not know? By the way, I must have been helping me take care of the children in the backyard, and I didn't have a chance to get in touch with the girls outside. Hey, my wife delayed you. When you go back to Shuyuan this time, you will go out with your Nangong master and meet the girls outside. " I looked at him, and he still turned his face to me. It was a long time before he said, "Oh." Spring has finally arrived. Just like Xiao Jiu's face, it turns red in the sunshine. This article is YY+ Leiwen+embarrassing, be careful! ! ! Under the age of 18 and men consciously detour through, sitting with seven handsome husbands, the youngest is only six years old, who is so inhuman? ! Wait ... These seven men are untouchable, so what are you doing here? Take it all off! Take it off! ... this article is YY+ Levin+embarrassing, be careful! ! ! Under the age of 18 and men consciously detour through, sitting with seven handsome husbands, the youngest is only six years old, who is so inhuman? ! Wait ... These seven men are untouchable, so what are you doing here? Take it all off! Take it off! …

3. Long's harem Author: small fish and big heart

What's wrong with asking for a few men? ! !

You say it! Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong? ! !

I admit that I am a bit overbearing and short-tempered, and I like being the boss!

I prefer to ravage little men ... Hehe ...

But who stipulates that a woman has a pair of jade legs,

Can only be wrapped around a man's waist for a lifetime? ! !

You said, I'm yours? !

Then let's see who is the one below!

Twenty-five years, I have no man!

4. April's "I'm afraid the world will not be chaotic", the author's fish is big and happy.

Dumped for the first time.

I cried and understood a truth: snot is salty.

Being dumped for the second time.

I smiled and understood a philosophy: men are mean.

Dumped for the third time.

I said, "I always take relationships seriously, so when you get married, remember to indicate divorce in the marital status column."

Being dumped for the fourth time.

I said, "Men are like shoes, but they dragged me for a cheap journey in the flea market. Now, your smelly leather shoes are automatically taken off the shelf, which is also a pity to take care of my depression that I can't wear high heels for days. "

Being dumped for the n th time. He said, "Please show leniency and let me live!" Who's the soldier and who's the robber? The explosion is on!

Jiang Mi, a woman, is one of the most contradictory women in Da Xin's works. Say she's confused. She's sometimes smart, and when she's confused, she's informal. But if you underestimate her because of this, be careful. Don't forget, she's a master of tricks. She looks honest and dull, (of course, this is before her appearance has changed) but she is actually clever and cunning, deceiving the dead without paying for her life; Let's say she is really smart, and she is stubborn and almost stupid; (Please see the incident she wants to cross.) She wants to be a low-key person, but she tends to splash la with words and bold style. Often inexplicably involved in some dangerous events, but it happened that luck was surprisingly good. This article follows Daxin's humorous writing style, and Daxin's article has another feature, that is, there are many beautiful men, and each has its own characteristics.

Urban funny class:

1. Before and after marriage (formerly known as _ Please support me)

Copywriter: Have you seen king of comedy? Do you know what a man is? I'm so fucking poor that I have no rice to cook, and I have the courage to yell at the girl I like: I support you!

Therefore, Cheng Xiaolu firmly believes that the one who depends on her family is not a man, but a real gigolo debt collector!

This is a small white essay, in which there is no shortage of shocking fragments and dog blood plots, so students who are demanding please move to avoid causing trouble to each other. It's really funny! ! !

2. Meet the best man

Copywriting: 2 1 century, what is the most lacking? talent

2 1 century, what is the most important thing? leftover ladies; 3Swomen

How do leftover women meet the best man in the city and how BT can't love them? Please read this article.

3. Cross the bridge when you cross it.

This article is a timid woman who is afraid of the sky, ghosts and death. In short, she is afraid of everything. She encounters a man who is not only black in the abdomen but also black in the heart, black in the face and black in the hands, which leads to a tangled story of chasing after me, hiding from you, and being strong and weak.

Ye canoe (timid): Uncle, uncle, eldest brother, you are my heaven and my land. As long as you let me live, I pray every day that you are as happy as the East China Sea and live longer than the South Mountain ...

Qiaoluo (sneer): Do you really think so?

Ye canoe (holding up three fingers): I am willing to swear to heaven!

Qiaoluo (with a chuckle): I thought you said I was your God.

Then just swear to me.

Solemnly, the female host of this article is a ninja turtle ~ extremely weak and neurotic, she is not a concave convex man, and can't beat a little monster. If you want to see a strong female host, don't throw a brick at me to destroy me on behalf of the moon ~ I am very fragile and exhausted, please watch this article as an extremely boring little white raven, so you are good and I am good ~

"The red flag does not fall, the colorful flag flutters." I am Su Su.

Please don't accuse me of my majestic humanistic temperament when my humble personality has sublimated and my personality has gradually left me. I know that at this moment, I am no longer from the earth!

4. Love O2O Gu Man

This is a warm article. The man and the woman met in online games, but it's really classic. There are also days with the great god JQ.

5. Kao, Being Dived

This article records the history of tears and tears of a little white molester who was swallowed up by a black boss step by step. The listener was sad, and the listener wept, and treading on thin ice wept every word.

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These are the classic jokes in the classics.

1. Yan Huaixi-smiling cat

The leader once taught us: "It is good for cadres to transfer places appropriately, mainly because they can get in touch with more people and know more about the situation in another place, and they will be more cautious when things happen."

He added: "The purpose of cadre exchange is to train cadres."

I deeply understand the spirit, so I simply crossed over and took a temporary job to exercise.

Our principle is clear: what leaders can't think, see, hear or do must be thought, seen, heard and done for them.

2. Passengers in Time _ Tu Mu

Zhao Ailin, a junior student, once again lost his memory when he accidentally fell from the building. He always felt as if he had forgotten something important when he started his life again. Chu Ning, a primary school classmate who didn't agree with him, returned from abroad and met him again. Xiao shou's sister likes Chu Ning, and Chu Ning seems to have already taken a heart. What the hell is going on with all this?

The novel is in the form of diary, and it is told from the perspective of childhood.

It is worth mentioning that Zhao Ailin in the article has an unusually poisonous tongue, and even his views on things are novel and funny.

Coupled with the warm and lovely family members and lively and cheerful friends, this article is easy and funny, and it is full of excitement.

What is in the memory?

3. The scourge becomes a demon disaster _ care

Painter Cui brought four graduate students: Chen Chengshi, a demon with a lot of tricks, is living with Liang Tingchuan, a trader with a cold personality; The simple and foolish bear Pei Xianghai fell in love with the grumpy model at first sight; Playboy loves Tang dialect, but he has no idea about Lin Yuesheng, a ghost girl from childhood. Tian Wanzhe and have it both ways, the new good men, are exquisite in all directions.

And Huang Jiujiu, the doctor upstairs of Liang Tingchuan, is a timid hypocrite, but his life is disturbed by the top rogue Mai Tao ...

A nest of snakes and mice are all pests. When a terrapin meets a turtle, Author: Grace ~ ~

A story about the poisonous tongue attack of terrapin and the promiscuity of turtle.

Small attack is very awkward, narrow-minded and stubborn.

A little bit like a pig loves to be a bitch, and a dead pervert is neurotic.

The story of thunder and dog blood, once again stressed: this is very unattractive to dogs and men, and some people are scared.

There are three things in this paper: no quality, no self-restraint and no depth.

Just for entertainment, please click the sexy little red fork in the upper right corner to escape.

4. A madman will not survive.

Statement that some fragments of the article "Don't be crazy, don't survive" have been "borrowed"

Pro-resistant drops learn from girls:

There are at least three things wrong with you:

First, I sent my nonsense to the editors in the orthodox literary world, and the result was exposed, which directly destroyed my beautiful image of innocence, delicacy and prosperity among the broad masses of people who are not addicted to beauty.

Second, I will send my nonsense to your father for a look, which will cause prejudice among my elders. In fact, I am kind.

Third, on a whim, I gave my husband a look at my nonsense. As a result, he insisted that he was the fat man, touched his plump belly and shouted at me from a distance: "Am I fat?" ！” And on the pretext of a strike, so I washed the dishes tonight.

I think this matter is very serious. It has shaken my position as the number one leader in my family.

……

That's it. I'll be excused.

5. Fried squid with mushrooms

An otaku with the attribute of wife, neat and eccentric, raised a husky as his son, occasionally 4 19, and had two regular friends, leading a leisurely life. His neighbor is a crooked neck who sells stalls to roast squid. He is dirty and sloppy, and he is full of pique, but he is actually a simple-minded idiot.

This is the story of two neighbors who don't like each other, from swearing to tangled ambiguity to loving each other. Only the trivial things of sesame and garlic skin are sweet from beginning to end. Thank you for joining us.

Myths are all great love.

1. Sweet honey is as heavy as frost (end of %2B)

[copywriting]

An incredible grape beauty, a charred phoenix man, and a shiny handsome fish. Plus a loveless Dan who leads the guest appearance.

Er ... Actually, double-training it is a performance art worthy of further discussion.

Flowers bloom and windows are open, but why can't I see you?

I can see and hear you, but I can't say I love you.

……

Is there really an afterlife?

Then, I would like to be a flapping butterfly.

A drop of ink that will be scattered through the paper

A grain of weathered sand

……

2. "Sansheng Sanshi, Shili Peach Blossom".

The ancient gods died, but now only the dragon, the phoenix, the nine-tailed white fox and some descendants remain. Fox Bai Zhi had four sons and a daughter. This only daughter looks quite good, but she is a cannon fodder. To live to the age of 140,000 years old is nothing but meeting five peach blossoms.

One flower was unable to intermarry because of the alien race, and the yearning was still in its infancy, so it was terminated by the peach blossom's parents.

A flower mistakenly thought that she was a man, entangled in this brokeback situation, and when a woman who looked similar to her appeared, she immediately ran away with others.

One was given to her by his parents themselves. When they came to their house, they took a fancy to her handmaid, and they eloped.

A flower secretly loves her for 8,000 years and dare not confess. When she musters up the courage to confess, her ex-fiance's parents re-married her in order to compensate her.

Three of the first four peach blossoms are rotten, and the only one is the best one, but it's just a budding one.

The last of these five peach blossoms is her destiny takes a hand's husband, Prince YeHua on the cloud nine. The feud was like a cloud, and she regretted not meeting him in the best years.

Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good results.

The seven sons of Tang Dynasty and the writings with big wires are classic star eyes. You can look at them.