Characters: dormitory administrators: 1, 2, 3, 4 (referred to as Sister). Captain,Wah,Girls: 1, 2, 3, 4 Dormitory Manager 1, 2, 3 Out under the leadership of the captain. Captain: 1, 1, 121, 1, 1, 121, halt. Three people say: 1, 2. Captain: pay attention to the command, turn to the left (1 turn to the right, 2 turn to the right, 3 oblique turn). Captain: Hey ....... What are you turning into? Concentrate. Listen to the command. Turn backward (1 to the right, 2 to the left, 3 to the right). Captain: Imbeciles, all of them, can't even do such a simple action, how can you defend the girls' dormitory, how can you defend the unique inviolable personal rights of girls? Hostel Manager 1: What is the unique right to inviolability? Captain: The most direct explanation is that men are not allowed to touch women's bodies. Captain: It's not uncommon for men to touch women's bodies. Usually male and female students also often chase and play around, and it is natural to touch bodies. Captain: I don't mean those, I mean those. Hostel Manager 3: What exactly are those? Captain: It's those. Hostel 3: That those? Captain: is that these, after the speech to raise your hand first, this is the most most basic courtesy, understand? three: YES. captain: good .good. stupid female can teach, in short, we try to prevent those colorful wolves into the girls' dormitory, to maintain the personal safety of the girls. Hostel 1: (Raise your hand) Captain, you can't beat a boat full of people to death with a bamboo pole, some men are decent people, for example, like my boyfriend is the best example. Captain: Regardless of whether it's a colored wolf or a wolf without color, as long as it's a man you can't enter the girls' dormitory, violators will be killed on sight. Dormitory 2: It's not that serious. Captain: It is that serious, once found, in addition to demerits, but also be treated as a SARS patient isolation for a month so that they endured the pain of love all day long, hostel 3: Wow, too cruel right, do men really poor ah. Captain: Poor ass, now the college students more and more wanton, now should let them for their impulsiveness to pay a heavy price, we these dormitory administrators to strictly implement the college's dormitory management rules and regulations. Defend the girls' dormitory, defend the woman's unique inviolable personal rights. Especially you (referring to the dormitory manager 1) should wear tighter clothes in the future. Don't let those men take advantage of you. Today's training ends here. Three people to release a heavy burden: Yeah. Boys Hua on Hua (holding a rose): life should be happy, why bitter all day study, why not find a beautiful Lady, give birth to a beautiful Baby. I'm not afraid to say it to you: the number of girls in our light school is not large, not to mention the quality is not good. The campus is full of either dinosaurs or monsters. It's a great pity that we handsome men study here. But life is so boring. So empty. Forced to find a monster to fill the hunger. Two days ago, my hometown introduced me to a friend, said that tonight to their dormitory to meet, do not go is a waste of opportunity. Our school is not unaware of the situation: the ratio of men to women is: 4:1, the girls building in front of the boys queue, the strength can not only back. Seeing other people in pairs, drinking a cup of boiled water feel anti-propaganda, pure heart increasingly emaciated, dreaming of dating at night, in short, a person is simply suffering, don't laugh, no girlfriend is a loser. Finished upstairs, coincidentally, a host over Hua: Hey, how so unlucky today, not yet started to smash (turned his face and pulled out a piece of cloth, pretending to be a woman lost posture on the stairs) host 4: stop (Hua pretended not to hear, continue to walk forward) (loud) stop Hua: call me ah! Hostel Manager 4: Who are you calling? Don't think that I won't recognize you if you pretend to be a woman, look at you. Look at you. You don't look like a man. You don't look like a woman. What a scandal. Come down. Boys are not allowed to go to the girls' dormitory at this time. I'm only thirty-five this year. This is a wonderful girl. Hua: Auntie, I'm in a hurry. Convenience Auntie: That's more like it. What's the emergency? Everyone comes up to say that there is something urgent, there is something tomorrow to say Hua: tolerance, a few minutes on the OK la Sister: everyone said a few minutes, but once up on a few bells also do not see down, Hua: Sister, conveniently, this is a very important thing Sister: what is so important, have to be resolved tonight (see roses), yo, roses have brought it. A blind date ah. Ai. Nowadays, the dating place for students is no longer the dining hall but the dormitory. It's convenient and saves money. Wah: Since you saw me, I'll be straight with you. For the sake of me dressing up so handsomely tonight and spending so much effort, let me in. Sister: Yo. Still boasting about it, don't take a mirror to look at you like this, look at you, front like a frog. The back is like a winter melon. Only 6 your mom. Didn't give you a drink of Wahaha. Yo, you look like a big spender, wasting money. You don't even think about your parents Wah: It's normal to spend money on girls. In the future to marry a wife also want money, anyway, sooner or later to spend, late to spend as early to spend, and I am also from the countryside to spend money since there is a proportion, A sister: say what ah, hey, hey ........ Yo, also said that the countryside, how to see are not like, the stomach is as big as a rice bucket, fat as a pig (Hua stared at the sister) to see what. I've never seen a pretty girl before. The colorful look like a hungry wolf Hua: A sister: you look too beautiful! On such as Chang'e in the sky, down like the ancient four beauties, Sister when you were young, surely a lot of boys to pursue you Sister (happy): Of course, think of the year. 2000, the first rain. It came a little earlier than usual, and the eighty cars parked on the second floor were all vying to be the first to propose to me, and it was so exciting then. (Wah went upstairs while A Sister was talking.) A Sister turned her head in the middle of her speech and didn't see anyone and realized that Wah had gone upstairs, so she pulled him back Wah: A Sister, do me a favor, big deal, I'll treat you to a late-night snack tonight A Sister: Don't try to seduce me. I have never seen anything like this, so don't do this to me. You don't have to do this. Why don't you ask her to come down? In public. In full view of the public, told me to shout here, what a scandal Sister: then I can not help it Brother Hua: this. It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it! Okay, I'll just yell and scream! Shouting to the sky: Xiao Dian, Xiao Dian, it's Xiaohua. Sister: Yo, it's so boring, nowadays students don't only use electricity when they meet each other. Nowadays, students not only use their eyes to discharge electricity when meeting each other, but also use electricity for everything, you can see that the name can discharge electricity. It's almost time to turn off the lights, so let's make some accommodations. Sister: There's no way to talk about it, brother, let's ask that so-and-so Tin to come out and talk about it tomorrow. Sis: There's nothing to talk about, bro! (Go) At this time, the hostel management also left, Hua took advantage of this time to sneak upstairs, at this time Tin dormitory appeared a conversation, Tin in the bath girl 1 (singing) when you are lonely you will think of who, do you want to find someone to accompany. Girl 2: Why don't you want to. Simply think of crazy, sleep every night thinking about dating, alas, really lonely ah, others are going to fall in love ah, but I was in the dormitory alone in the empty room, girls 1: the same life pity ah, we are "bachelor" ah. Woman 2: What about you? At least on weekends you can go home and watch TV, that's as lonely as I am (sing, lonely people so much, happy not a few 。。。。。。。 ) Woman 1: Speaking of TV, it's good not to watch it, but it makes people sad. Woman 2: What's wrong? Woman 1: TV programs are all the same, just jumping around, having fun, hugging and kissing, and the words are just "you love me, I love you", I envy people, and I hope that the three of us will be happy to see each other again. I wish that the 3 of us were incredibly happy and charmed. I love you" female 3: searching for, cold and quiet, miserable silence, the same is the end of the world down people, know each other why have known each other. Woman 2: You are so good, all day long with the books, and how can we count the same way? Woman 3: not also not also, the more books the more pain, literature and fiction everywhere are love sentences. Though I am a talented girl in the Light Academy, I am very busy with my studies, but it is difficult to avoid the pain of lovesickness. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do that with the help of your own personal computer. Men's days ------ are dashing and comfortable, nothing to go out to play ball, and then come back to brag. Woman 3: I do not know how the boys think, playing ball waste of time and waste of energy, the last change is not a tired, not as good as accompanying a girl shopping, take a walk, both romantic and happy, but also dashing at ease, and why not do it? Woman 2: That's right, those nerds must have a problem in the head, what's the use of studying, find a girlfriend is real. Woman 1: Yes, yes, as the saying goes: behind a successful man there is always a woman as a pillar. Without a woman, those men are no better. Woman 3: That's right, I'm the best beauty of Guangdong Light Academy, who doesn't know how to appreciate me is their loss. Woman 2: I can also sing and dance well, and I am quite beautiful, but no one knows about me. Woman 1: Look at me, how beautifully dressed I am, but no boy appreciates me, causing me to waste so much makeup for nothing. Woman 2: "Sisters, the ratio of men to women in the Light College is 4:1, and there are so many boys for us to choose from that if we can't find one this year, we'd better pick up a younger brother next year. The first is that it is not possible to get a good deal of money from the government, but it is possible to get a good deal of money from the private sector.

Hua knocked on the door

Female 1: Open the door, who is it? Wah: May I ask if Tin is here? Woman 1: She's in the shower, wait for her. (Shouting: "Xiao Dian, there's a handsome guy here to see you.") Xiao Dian: Who is it? Hua: (loudly) is this morning in the dining hall bumped into you, and you say ""sorry"" that handsome ah, Tin: every morning there are dozens of handsome man bumped into me and said sorry, you are one of them ah? Hua: people are your roommate's hometown ah, you said that fat than the piggyback that handsome ah Tin: Oh, I remembered, but I will have to do, tonight is not available, another day, Hua: then I wait for you at the door, I but I begged to see you a glance on the satisfaction. Xiaodian: No need, you can often see me on the road, too. Hua: But I'm here to see you tonight. Xiaodian: If you stand on the road after school tomorrow and wait for me to pass by, you are also coming to see me specially. Brother Hua: Then, I will put the roses on your desk. Xiao Dian: No need, there are so many roses sent to me that I have no place to put them, I just threw a bunch of them into the garbage can this morning! Brother Hua: This 。。。。。。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Xiao Dian: Take care of yourself.

Hua: I'm really going, (pause) I'm really going. Why don't you say "be careful on the road" to me? Xiao Dian: Good night. Wah: Why don't you say "see you tomorrow"? Xiao Dian: See you tomorrow. Brother Hua: I'm leaving then. （Girl 1: Tin, how can you turn away such a handsome man who comes all the way to see you? This handsome man is quite concerned about you. Xiao Dian: But he's too fat. He is fat and ugly! It's embarrassing to walk with him. Girl 2: That's right. Fat and ugly! He's no different from Wu Da Lang. Girl 3: That's right, like a short winter melon, if I would rather jump off a building and kill myself. Do not want to find this kind of boyfriend. Girl 1: I do not want that kind of too handsome so that people do not have the feeling of stability of the boys. Can find a care for themselves, love their own people is the most important thing, so happy! Girl 3: It's not worth it. Girl 2: It's too embarrassing for girls! If you don't want to find a handsome guy like Jay Chou, don't look for him. Girl 3: That's it. Girl 1: I'm not going to talk to you guys. Girls 2 and 3: Yeah, long live the handsome man! Long live the handsome man! Long live beautiful women! Long live beautiful women ！！！！ Hua listened to it, lowered his head and dragged a step away ......