2. The steamed buns are too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat them. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added is nothing.
3. The power went out while eating. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
4. Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates with chopsticks, and I was impatient after eating them. It turned out that I ate chopsticks and jujube pills.
5. The queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we have no queen. We have gone to nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have gone to nothing in the future.
6. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, hahaha, I am a reflection fox.
7. men are not lustful, what is good? Okay, are you?
8. SpongeBob was fired by the crab boss. SpongeBob said with tears, "Crab boss …" Crab boss said, "You're welcome."
9. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, ask if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like ... like you said?"
10. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was angry: "Dare to petrify the wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?
1 1. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was kindness that the crab cooked it.
12. What do you think the heat will turn into, Wangwang Xianbei?
13. Xiao Wang didn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.
14. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance, "I am a spider."
15. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.
16. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, What do you want to eat? The pig said, Give me some pig food. The boss said, OK, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
17. I'm ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
18. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad in figure, so why are they happy?
19. If I call a toad ChuChu, is it cute? I call a coyote Wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.
20. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.
The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. 2 1. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.
22. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I couldn't get rid of the dust. I couldn't go back.
23. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that oysters like mud.
24. There was a quail who went to the dance late, so everyone called him ~ Late Quail.
25. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean, eager to try?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.
26. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
27. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that cloth could go out.
28. I didn't bring a book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?
29. I told the wind that it was windy to the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".
30. Now it is true that the future is four tight: the mask is tight, the clothes are tight, and the waistband is tight.
3 1. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
32. One day, several students were having dinner in the dining hall. The TV in the hall was playing the Qing Dynasty drama. After the meal, they wanted to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice just fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."
33. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
34. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck and the good duck.
35. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck says, "Web" The duck hides her face and tears, "If you don't say it, don't say it, why laugh at others?"
36. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is terrible (Kochakin)?
37. If Huang Ting can't find it, go find Li Da.
38. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.
39. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said very grievance: "No, I am a crab!" "
40. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Do you hear me? Please don't go.
The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. Chapter 3 4 1. Yongqi helped Emperor Ama to take a bath and even pulled out Ama mud.
42. Bunny and Bear's WeChat group dissolved. Bear talked privately. Bunny said don't build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
43. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.
44. I said that I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.
45. Afraid of the night, he got a night-shelter certificate.
46. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.
47. Small animals have dinner, but the elephant is very angry. It turns out that this is a meteorological bureau.
48. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
49. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say anything?
50. When the Emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Empress Dowager asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "my...my name is lilei?"
5 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: you duck don't have to.
52. "I have an amazing job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
53. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Zhen Huan biography?
54. One sheep migrates.
55. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.
56. You don't even hurt me. What do you hurt? Tengger singer?
57. I am a little sheep. I got a shearing today, and I lost my wool.
58. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't. Did you hear that?
59. It's very hot at 37 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
60.a: What did you eat today? B: No duck. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
520 humorous jokes that make boyfriends happy.
520 humorous jokes to make my boyfriend happy (Part 1) 1. I am a medicine to lose weight. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine, I don't care about medicine.
2. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance, "I am a spider."
3. I bought a bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn't stop crying. It turned out to be a good silent bun!
4. Once upon a time, there was a little pig, who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, You can't do strawberries, you can't do strawberries.
Xiaoming was not feeling well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat inflammation" and his throat said "hi".
6. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.
7. I grew mushrooms at home. I cooked them and ate them. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
8. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
9. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We have to play well.
10. I don't even think about it. What do you think about Chanel?
1 1. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general angered, "Dare to petrify the wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?
12. A Su and A Su spent a day together. When A Su was eating, she spoiled: Su Su Su Su Su Su fed Su Su.
13. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, What do you want to eat? The pig said, Give me some pig food. The boss said, OK, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
14. You don't even add my WeChat. What do you add, pirates of the Caribbean?
15. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"
16. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity has become a secret: "Fill in and fill in quietly, leaving a little secret".
17. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire, and the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
18. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't you hear me? Please don't go.
19. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.
20. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all. Yes, I don't forgive.
520 homophonic jokes that make your boyfriend happy (Part 2) 2 1. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks are very sad when the bowl is dead and say: Bowl is safe.
22. Job's tears do things with job's tears, while small ding does things with tinkling.
23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fear, and then know its own changes: and yet, while China holds our friendship.
24. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you are sad and want to chew.
25. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck."
26. My mascot will be you, crab! -because, you have money (pliers)
27. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.
28. Girls who love to laugh can't be in bad shape. Why is it that they are extremely happy?
29. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming stormed out of the door, so there was no door at Xiao Ming's house.
30. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?
3 1. "That girl, with risorius, laughs naturally." "What you said, is the girl with Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
32. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck says, "Web" The duck hides her face and tears, "If you don't say it, don't say it, why laugh at others?"
33. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?
34. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
35. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that couldn't be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I have rubbed it."
36. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.
37. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.
38. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
39. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
40. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun."
A particularly easy-to-use homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy.
A particularly easy-to-use homophonic joke to make her boyfriend happy (Part 1) 1. Xiao Wang didn't know how to cross the river, but after Baidu, he actually crossed the river.
I'm ironing today, but no matter how I iron it, it will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
I bought a dress today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.
4. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
5. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "No, I am a crab!" "
6. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me, but the little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant for me?
7. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay for it, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.
8. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.
9.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.
10. Why does a person dislike sitting the more he eats, because a novice is easy to stand (post station).
1 1. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.
12. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.
13. Bunny and Bear's WeChat group dissolved. Bear talked privately. Bunny said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
14. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, What do you want to eat? The pig said, Give me some pig food. The boss said, OK, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
15. There was a piece of glass, and it was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the upstairs and said, Good night, I'm broken!
16. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?
17. I think the dog in the country is happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of being carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.
18. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself out.
19. One day, several students were having dinner in the canteen, and the Qing Palace drama was playing on the TV in the lobby. After eating, they wanted to wipe their mouths. When they found that there was no paper, they asked their classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the voice just fell. A long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."
20. Eating steamed buns is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After I finish eating, I only feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added is good.
A particularly easy-to-use homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Part 2) 2 1. On that day, the lights next to the bedroom at home flashed and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
22. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
23. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers.
24. Guo Donglin suddenly calls his wife from kidney calculi's agent: Stone in winter. His wife was stunned: to see the sea?
25. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it was really a waste of love.
26. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but just opened in King's Canyon, okay?
27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you are sad and want to chew.
28. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?
29. When I was in Gucci, tears were always dior of para para.
30. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say anything?
3 1. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is muddy.
32. Ask the stone monkey when he is most homesick. A: At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a homesick stone monkey.
33. One sheep migrates.
One day, the elephant was eating ice cream, and he ate a lot. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephant. Did you hear that? I missed you.
35. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.
36. "What book did you buy?" "programming." "c++ or java" and "Shen Congwen"
37. Want Want Snow Cake turns into Want Want quilt when it is hot!
38. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
39. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Chili said it should be garlic, right? Got it? It's garlic
40. If you don't even kiss me, do you kiss the burner?
A particularly easy-to-use homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.
42. When the deer takes pictures of the rabbit, it can't get anything. The deer makes the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I am not short, I am not short at all."
43. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie Street every day.
44. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel for you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, But the rat slices are really delicious.
45. My neighbor was singing KTV at home. I listened to the loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a little louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried when I ate it. It turned out that this was an oyster.
46. The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that it was a good pill.
47. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally killed two ants. A little ant came. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
48. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
49. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
50. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
5 1. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.
52. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "confession balloon"
53. No one understands you. It's a grievance, isn't it? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it wronged?
54. My mascot will be you, crab! -because, you have money (pliers)
55. Don't even add my WeChat. What do you add, Pirates of the Caribbean?
56. What about being tall? Don't you just bend down to talk to me when you meet me?
57. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?
58. I went to buy meat buns and asked my boss to put more spicy food on them. Just after I took a bite, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turned out that this was called "spicy buns like mud".
59. I am a little sheep. I got a shearing today, and I lost my wool.
60. You didn't stay up all night. What did you stay up for, Ollie?
If you make your boyfriend happy
If you make your boyfriend happy
1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away.
2, I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am quite humorous, and I feel that I am quite attractive. Test results: quite shameless!
3. A Yuan is studying in other places. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, and he was busy telegraphing home for help. There are only four words on the telegram: run out of ammunition and food A few days later, A Yuan received a call back from home: Hold on!
4. Two frogs fell in love, and after they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, Bitch, what's the matter? The mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had a plastic surgery before I met you.
Don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. I only know that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can not eat or sleep every day, but I can't miss you.
6. In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and accompany you through life, it will be my happiness!
7, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: Because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit, but only three feet with paper until you die! Chin, get the paper!
8. I hope you know that there is someone who cares for you all the time and someone who misses you all the time. Like starlight, it's your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.
9. In the face of many difficulties, your comfort made me go forward bravely. All this is just because I like you.
10, cry, silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they grow to a certain weight.
1 1, a cricket bet with a pig that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me, and the pig said, What should I see? So cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !
12, the road is step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you even more!
13, you bow your head and smile to listen to my vibrating heart sound, and suddenly tell me the dream that I was dragged away by rhinoceros. At that time, I really smiled through tears!
14, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, pulling us together somehow. I really want to say what I did in my last life!
15, the panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing its love. The panda roared: Why is all this? The deer said timidly, My mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.
16, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, I am rich because I sold you, pig!
17, the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!
18, you should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any distractions so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that my heart is only you! I knew that I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. I couldn't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love was an unrepentant intoxication.
19, a pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountain and said: You will let you go if you eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, You don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!
20. If one day you miss me, just look at the twinkling little star in the sky. That's my eyes looking for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.
2 1, how satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing to a duck's ass.
22. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while the cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed: we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!
23. A meteor flashed by in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making the wish, the meteor whizzed back and said to me: Big Brother! Really embarrass me, don't you? !
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