1. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market. This year, those speculating in the stock market have become monks.

2. I hope you have a sweet dream, I mean dream about me.

3. Ideals are like underwear. You must have them, but you cannot prove that you have them to everyone.

4. You have the skin of a goose, the eyes of a horse, the ears of a monkey, the nose of a dog, the teeth of a rabbit, and the brain of a pig.

5. The reason why I don’t grow taller is probably because I have always been very small.

6. You agreed not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.

7. You don’t have to be able to do the questions, but the sound of turning the questions must be loud.

8. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.

9. There is a fish in the underworld, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it is unknown how many thousands of miles it is. When grilled, it can feed tens of thousands of people.

10. Thinking back to this time last year, I was only 600 points away from getting into Tsinghua University.

11. How does it feel to have a successful confession? Finally waited until he was blind, finally waited until he was blind, finally waited until he was blind

12. I am interested in losing weight, but I am more interested in eating enough to have the strength to lose weight.

13. Those who comment will receive RMB yuan of phone credit for their choice of China Unicom, China Mobile, and China Telecom. Don’t ask me why, I’m just joking.

14. This book is very beautiful, so I have been reluctant to read it.

15. Don’t just touch a whiteboard and pretend to be like 2,580,000 yuan.

16. If you have a good life, I am happy for you. If you have a bad life, I am happy for the whole world.

17. I will silently follow every word you say. I have made a bed for you in my heart.

18. Do you think you can scare me just because you are ugly? Oh, well, you succeeded, you succeeded in a way that scares me.

19. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were very slow, and you could only love one person in your life, but you could marry many concubines.

20. Whether you go to school or not, the school will start on time.

21. You feed a dog all day long, have you ever thought about how the dog feels?

22. Elementary school tuition fees are mouthful, junior high school tuition fees are pen, high school tuition fees are brain, and university tuition fees are flow.

23. When a relative asks me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I ask him about his year-end bonus.

24. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

25. Those who claim to be babies are either mentally ill or giant babies.

26. Let’s make a bet by tossing a coin. If heads, you will be my boyfriend, and if tails, I will be your girlfriend.

27. Don’t think I don’t know that you send text messages in class, who would giggle at your crotch.

28. I’m going to put you aside to dry and then take you back.

29. Brush your teeth with Colgate to give you a Spongebob smile.

30. This heroine is really evil and has created a legend for the world.

31. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.

32. Even if you were once famous and had your own master, I will still take over the relationship.

33. I don’t know what happened to my pen. Whenever my female classmate wears a short skirt, it keeps falling to the ground.

34. I hold back all my feelings about liking you, no wonder my belly can’t grow smaller.

35. Before putting on makeup, he said he had borrowed it. After putting on makeup, he said, have we seen the beautiful woman before?

36. Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies? They were afraid that they could not help but dismantle the express delivery as they walked.

37. I have searched for her thousands of times, and when my feet are flat, I suddenly look back and look around, there are countless aunts and ladies.

38. If you like someone, confess it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow.

39. Groups are opened and closed, spaces are opened and closed, don’t ask me what I am doing, because I don’t know either.

40. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

41. I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I have finished them now.

42. Time flies so fast. We have known each other for one year in three hundred and fifty-five days.

43. If your boyfriend ignores you while playing LoL, just remove the R key of his keyboard.

44. Skipping class is a person’s joy, but attending class is a group of people’s loneliness.

45. This wind is so obscene, it kissed me all over my mouth.

46. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

47. Who says being short is bad? If you can, don't lower your head and talk to me.

48. Local love is a waste of time, long-distance love is a waste of phone calls, and love with no one is a waste of data.

49. Every time I think of you, the picture is full of mosaic.

50. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

51. The person holding the broom may not be the cleaner, it may even be Harry Potter.

52. Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Let’s show off your boyfriend and girlfriend together, just in case they have the same style.

53. If I hadn’t met a hairstylist who made his own decisions that year, I would have found my partner long ago.

54. When a man and a woman quarrel, the man is like a pistol and the woman is like a machine gun.

55. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a loli face, but do you dare to have a man’s heart?

56. If you have been single all year round, you have to reflect on whether your gender requirements are too strict.

57. I like you so much that I want to ride a roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.

58. You can scold me, but if you do, please hit my friend.

59. I have always regarded you as my best friend, so remember to tell me when you have no money, and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

60. I have never been to your city, but I have answered the questions there.

61. As the saying goes, three cobblers are as bad as Zhuge Liang.

62. Be kind to yourself. Don’t blame yourself if you can blame others.

63. The wealth does not go to outsiders. If you find me in online dating, I am super sweet.

64. You look really creative. A smile that knocked us all off our feet.

65. You look good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

66. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

67. Just because I glanced at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

68. The class teacher asked me who I liked. I said Yang Yang, but he asked with a serious face what class Yang Yang was in.

69. Resist breast augmentation surgery and do not contaminate the last safe source of milk.

70. Looking at those people who are looking more and more off-kilter, I suddenly have endless longing for my future.

71. I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says one more pack inside.

72. The middle parting depends on the nose, the straight bangs depends on the face shape, the slanted bangs depends on the temperament, and the no bangs depends on the facial features. I am suitable for a mask.

73. Why don’t you wear boxer briefs? It’s a waste of money and cloth.

74. I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future, and the girls will be too ugly to look good.

75. If you can't tolerate me, it means either you are too narrow-minded or my character is too complex.

76. If I could meet so many sexy and beautiful female fairies along the way, I would also go and learn from them.

77. One person will become addicted after a long time, and two people will go to bed after a long time.

78. Everyone thinks that I don’t have many friends. In fact, I really don’t have any friends.

79. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when I looked back, that person still looked down upon me.

80. If the sky falls, you will hold it first. I will go home and have a meal first and find a stick.

81. I hate myself a little now. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

82. I’m going to say something ugly first. If you are not my boyfriend, don’t blame me for being your girlfriend.

83. The world has left me covered with wounds, but what grew out of the wounds were wings. Some people used them to fly, but I used them to make soup.

84. There are no straight men in this world, only gay friends who don’t work hard.

85. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your final destination.

86. To despise teachers is a human duty, a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and an obligation stipulated by law for students.

87. Please don’t show up when I’m eating, I’m afraid I’ll spit in your face.

88. Why didn’t a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak walk together without saying hello? Because they are not familiar with it.

89. The tears and sweat you shed after getting married are all the water that went into your head when you were choosing a husband.

90. Put a handful of candies in your pocket to guide you home when you are lost.

91. I don’t have time to fuss with you, I have to be busy being cute.

92. Give me a canteen steamed bun as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.