Answer: Bride. Because today is a bride and tomorrow is a wife.

2 How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 100 million dollars. Because of the single-mindedness!

3 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon?

Answer:40 million. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without "something ten million".

4 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test?

Answer: Encyclopedia (encyclopedias).

5 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today?

[Answer]To take their place in heaven

6Question:What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000 and paper is afraid of 1,000.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of one thousand.

7Question: what is the last name of the pencil?

Answer: Xiao

Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

8Question: what does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).

9Question: which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest working and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking

Reason: one (1) doesn't do two (2).

10Question: how do you make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: press it a little.

Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).

11Question: which man in history was the fastest runner?

Answer:Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of Cao Cao

12Question: which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!

Answer:40

Reason: Facts are better than male (bear) arguments

13Question:What happens when a pig in a pen runs out?

Answer:Wang Lihong

Reason: coaxing it inside

14Question: what if it comes out again?

Answer: Han Hong

Reason: still coaxing

15 September 28th is the birth anniversary of Confucius, so what date is October 28th?

Answer: Full moon of Confucius

16 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?

Answer: Yang Peach (sheep escape)

17What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai Shek) were still alive?

Answer: one more person...

18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-letter idiom)?

Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)

19Why can tofu hurt people?

Answer: because it's frozen tofu

20 A bus was in an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?

Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus

21 There is a place where you can go in but not out.

Answer: The grave

22The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, and the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction

23The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?

Answer: Physical education class

24Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?

Answer: Counting from one to two

25What did Christopher Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?

Answer: put his other foot in the door

26Why do people say that eating fish prevents you from getting nearsightedness?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes

27What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth

Answer: The spout of a teapot

28What kind of official can't give orders, and has to smile at people all the time?

Answer: Xinlang Official

29Why did a policeman run away when he saw a thief?

Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly

30Smaller ate gum every day, but people still said his breath smelled bad, why?

Answer: He swears every day.

31 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?

Answer: because trees can't jump

32 "You stand with a pig", guess an animal

Answer: elephant (像)

33The old king shaves forty to fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?

Answer:Old King is a barber

34What flower can't be touched

Answer:Sparkles

35What can be used to solve all the mysteries?

Answer: answer

36 When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?

Answer: when it's time to fix it

37 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?

Answer: a eunuch

38When does someone knock on the door and you never say come in?

Answer: when going to the toilet

39 Are black chickens or white chickens better? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are great and can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs.

40 Why do people like to sit down and watch movies?

Answer: because your feet get sore from standing

41What are the effects of abolishing morning study?

Answer: half an hour less sleep

42The tortoise and the hare are invited to race, and a pig is asked to be the judge, who will win?

Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...

43 How are the words spoken by two women similar to those of a thousand ducks?

Answer: nonsense (chicken) talk

44The farmer has a pig and a donkey in his house...at New Year's time do you think the farmer will kill the pig or the donkey first?

Answer: Would you rather kill the pig or the donkey

45Why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly so high?

Answer: Because the stars "flash"

46One day, a rare steak was walking down the street, when suddenly he saw a rare steak in front of him, but he paid no attention to him. Why didn't they say hello?

Answer: because they didn't know each other well

1. A bean fell down and you were the only one who could encourage him, why? ----- Chocolate Bean (Pig Encouraging Bean) 1 Who is the king of all beasts? ●The zoo director

2 What kind of person comes back after death? ● People in movies

3 What kind of hat should not be worn? ● a screw cap

4 What kind of book can't you buy in a bookstore? ● last book

5 What does an elephant's left ear look like? ● right ear

6 What kind of water never runs out? ●Tears

7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ●Hands, feet

8 What is the reason why a family member asks the doctor how the patient is doing, and when the doctor holds up only five fingers, the family member cries? ●Three long and two short

9 When a chicken and a goose are placed on an iceberg at the same time, why does the chicken die but the goose doesn't? ●Goose is a penguin

10 What letter of the alphabet do people like to hear and listen to the most? ●CD

11 What is the secret of human longevity? ● Keep breathing, don't cut off

12 What gets bigger the more angry you get? ●Temper

13 What is a flower that blooms all year round? ●plastic flowers

14 Why does Chang'e like to live on the moon? ● Chang Moth loves to eat rabbit meat

15 What is the narrowest road in what place? ● The road between enemies is narrow

16 What is a fart before death also called? ●An extinct sound

17 When would you never say come in when someone knocks on the door? ● In the toilet

18 What is the world's smallest island? ●A safety island on the road

19 What is the safest place to be when the earth explodes? ●Hell

20 A group of big, fearful men were gathering to discuss how to revitalize their manhood, when they suddenly heard that their wives were coming, and they all fled in all directions, except for one man who didn't run, why? ●They fainted from fear

21 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ●It's the character for "flat"

22 What character is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals

23 A child and an adult were walking in the dark at night. The child was the adult's son, but the adult was not the child's father. ●Because they are mother and son

24 Two pairs of fathers and sons go to buy hats, why do they buy only three? ●Grandfather, father, and son

25 Why doesn't a hammer break an egg? ●Of course it wouldn't break

26 A man was being chased by a tiger, and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, and he didn't know how to swim, but he went over it, why? ● fainted

27 The world boxing champion was knocked out easily by what? ● doze off

28 There was a lady who got divorced several times. ● Ex-guy (功)尽气(弃)

29 What is the most disadvantageous thing for a person who stutters to do? ● Make long-distance phone calls

30 When Columbus put one foot in the New World, what did he do immediately afterward? ● Put the other foot on

31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective, or noun? ●Conjunction

32 When a heart transplant fails and the doctor asks the dying patient what his last words are, what do you think he will say? ●In fact, you don't know my heart

33 When men drink together, why do they have to row? ●Toast to toast, but not to drink

34 What is the number when you divide an 8 into two halves? ●0

35 When does the sun come out of the west? ● when you swear

36 Is it possible that there is a newborn baby and there are two children who were born on the same day and year as him, and to the same parents, but they are not twins? ● Possibly, they were triplets

37 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? ●Open your eyes

38 A new hospital has opened in the city, with state-of-the-art equipment and excellent service. But what's strange is that it doesn't admit a single patient. ● This is a veterinary hospital

39 In winter, how can you turn ice into water immediately without heating it? ● Remove the two points from the ice

40 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat go on its way without even looking at the mouse? ●The blind cat met the dead rat

41 Why did the peacock fly to the southeast and not to the northwest? ●Because there is a high wall in the northwest

42 A truck driver and a motorcyclist collided, and the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. ●The truck driver was not driving at the time

43 Xiao Ming's mother had three sons, the eldest only son was called Da Ming, the second son was called Er Ming, and the third son was called what? ●Of course his name was Little Ming

44 There was a young man who had to cross a river on an errand; but the river had no boat or bridge. So he swam across the river in the morning, and in only one hour he reached the other side. That afternoon, the width of the river and the speed of its flow remained the same, and more importantly, so did his swimming speed, but it took him two and a half hours to reach the other side of the river, why do you think that was? ●The two and a half hours added up to one hour

45 There was a very large ship on the sea, and it had a crew of 60, but when the 59th person was on board, it sank into the sea! Why was this (there were no pregnant as well as overweight people present in the ship; and no heavy objects were on board)? ● Don't be nervous, it's a submarine

46 What is it that God doesn't know and you don't know and I don't know? ● A broken shoe sole

47 Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, and not allowed to look in a mirror, and are asked if they can see each other's faces? ● Of course they could, they were standing face to face

48 What egg can't be beaten, boiled, or eaten? ● Zero eggs "0" from the test

49 Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? ●The head hurts more

50 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' Zi is on the left. Mencius' son is on the top

51 What can you borrow without returning it? ● Borrow light

52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Ticket taker

53 What is the one thing that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angles

54 What increases by half when turned upside down? ●6

55 What is something that you can destroy just by calling its name? ●Silence

56 What comes often, but never really comes? ●Tomorrow

57 When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents were at a loss because of the language barrier, and Xiao Wang didn't know the slightest bit of a foreign language, and he wasn't deaf or mute, but he didn't feel the slightest bit inconvenienced as if he were in his own country, why was that? ●King was a baby

58 How can you write red with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"

59 When a car turns right, which tire does not turn? ●The spare tire

60 What happens when a natural black marble is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7? ●Sink to the bottom of the river

61 Under what circumstances will a person be septuagenarian? ● cremation

62 Fox spirits are best at charming men, so what kind of "spirits" charm both men and women? ● Alcohol

63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby with no eyes? ● Chickens lay eggs

64 Why do two tigers fight and have to fight to the death? ● No one dared to talk them out of it

65 Mr. Lin had an artificial heart replaced after major surgery. After getting well, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her, why is that? ●No genuine love for her

66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this doing? ●Dreaming

67 Black chickens are great or white chickens are great, why? ● Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs

68 What is your greatest wish when you come home in the middle of the night only to realize that you forgot your keys and no one else is home? ● The door is unlocked

69 What are the benefits of having black hair? ● Not being afraid of getting a tan

70 If the world were to end tomorrow, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? ●To take up a seat in heaven

71 The manager can't cook, but there's one dish he's particularly good at, what is it? ●Fried squid

72 What kind of alcohol can't you drink? ●Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to people? ● As long as you don't try to drink it

74 What is the one thing you don't have to put effort into hitting? ●Dozing

75 What is one thing that the people who buy it know, and the people who sell it know, but only the people who use it don't know? ●Coffin

76 It is said that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● Combined book

77 What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows

78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, and asks where does the cow's tail face? ●Toward the ground

79 "Innate" means inherited from parents, what is "acquired"? ●The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ●Marriage

81 How is it fair to divide 9 oranges among 13 children? ● Juice it

82 What is the best way to put a pencil on the floor so that no one can step over it? ● Put it against the wall

83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ● She can't sit on it

84 Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? ●Trees can't jump

85 What is the one thing in the world that carries people at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour and doesn't have to be refueled or otherwise fueled? ●Earth

86 What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? ●An absolute beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● Fear of eating their own fingers

88 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath ● Mudman

89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South "Wu" Amitabha

90 What is it not illegal to steal? ●Snickering

91 Do you know where most modern scientists were born? ●In hospitals

92 Why do geese fly south? ●Because it's too slow to walk on their feet

93 You can eat winter squash, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but what squash can't you eat? ●Fool

94 There were 6 buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but there was 1 left in the basin, why? ●The last child took the basin with him

95 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? ●Old King is a barber

96 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is it? ● It's the word "wrong"

97 What kind of car is hard to move? ●Windmill

98 Why did Ming get a model student even though he never studied?

99 How many sides does a box have? ● Two sides. The inside and the outside

100 Which month has twenty-eight days? ● Every month has twenty-eight days