Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm specialized in antivirus software.
At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.
Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.
There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
6. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.
7. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.
8. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
9. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.
10. Let's separate our homework. We really don't fit in.
1 1. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.
12. I received a text message just after I fell asleep that day: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.
13. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.
14. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
15. I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!
16. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, while I am still young and beautiful.
17. Weigh. I am very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy.
18. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.
19. God will demote me to Sri Lanka, so I must steal my QQ, seal my Weibo, take my computer and my mobile phone!
20. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky: one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.
There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
1 China is risky, so be careful when reborn.
There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
It's neither early nor late, just passing by.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.
Chastity is the dross in feudal culture and should be abandoned.
Miss 6' s beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady!
Stop fooling around, or life will confuse you. !
Work is so interesting, especially watching others work.
The future is bright, but there is no road.
10 population is heavy, so it is planned to ban coke and drink urgent syrup instead.
1 1 funny quotations-the rice is not in the pot, you are not in bed.
12 If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!
13 It is as difficult as eating shit, and as simple as taking a shit.
14 After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!
15 left Qingshan, but there was still no firewood.
16 In your heart, I will always be a clown. I can't understand your love.
17 is it because I am radiant that you talk nonsense?
18 If my hands are not enough, come and hold my feet.
19 I think we were on the road, but later we turned over a new leaf.
20 subversive days, let me day and night.
2 1 Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: The weather is cold, so beware of car accidents.
The flattery of mistress 22 is always so ridiculous!
Looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.
Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriantly.
Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.
The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.
If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.
QQ is more funny than funny with pictures: There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
1. Hahahaha, China's culture is profound!
My deskmate told me that nothing in this world is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face!
I found that I have a powerful superpower: I want to do something wrong. ShuoShuoKong.org
4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
5. If Tencent launches this function.
6. My mother: Don't wait until you are thirsty to drink water. Thirst indicates that your body is dehydrated. Me: Don't wait for me to say I have no money. To say that I have no money means that your son is starving.
7. This is the hardest thing I have ever heard a girl say.
8. Barber, come here, I promise I won't bite you to death! Shuoshuokong.org
9. Be a low-key person, like I never tell others, just let the facts speak for themselves!
10. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
1 1. The selfie artifact bought online is quite handy to use.
12. I can finally admit that I failed math!
13. When I say casually, I actually mean that both employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of anything good. It's up to you, but you must come up with something that I am satisfied with.
14. Slide left to unlock!
15. If you are ugly, you should read more books. No wonder many people say that I am not cut out for reading.
16. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery, salary, bus, work and menstruation.
17. Who specifically told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.
18.n years ago, I had dinner with a Dutch friend and specially ordered Dutch beans. He asked me what it was, and I said, it's Dutch beans. He said in surprise that Holland is called China bean!
19. I'll blow you up if you pack eggs again ~
20. I gave my girlfriend a birthday present, and she seemed to be moved to tears. . .
2 1. The best way for you to remember a person is to borrow money from him!
Express SMS, you are my typical dream girl.
I don't want to be your admirer anymore. It's been too many years. It's time for you to understand how much I love you and how much I wish you were the only woman for me. If you can promise, this will be the beginning of our happiness, dear! I love you!
Second, time flies. We have known each other for about a year. In this year, I have your shadow in my dreams every night. I know I'm in love with you. I can't help myself. I hope you can give me the opportunity to take care of you, and I will cherish it.
Your beauty has been imprinted in my mind, and I take you to sleep every night. After waking up, I really want to tell you, but I have never had the courage to fear that you will reject my heart. However, today I still have to summon up the courage to say to you: I love you!
I am not good enough, but I have a kind and considerate heart. If you can be my girlfriend, you will be the happiest woman in the world. Of course, I will respect your family while I love you, and I will let you live carefree, dear! Be my woman, okay?
I love you not because of your external beauty, but more because of your kindness and understanding. It is not easy for a woman to really do this. If you can be my girlfriend, I will only be kind to you all my life.
Sixth, it is said that looking for an object now is the era of looking at the face, or the era of looking at the wallet. I am both mediocre. But in my opinion, there are more valuable things in love that need to be respected, understood and considerate, and I am such a person, a man who likes you for a long time.
Seven, busy work, people are tired, as long as I see you, I feel so relaxed in an instant. You are my pistachio. I really want to have you all my life. I wonder if you can promise, dear! Be my girlfriend! I really love you!
I am not a romantic, I don't know how to set romantic scenes to express my love for you, but my only advantage is that I love you from beginning to end! This life!
Nine, it is better to do well than to say well. If I agree to be my woman today, I will spend the rest of my life by your side. You say one, I dare not say two. If you say I love you, then I will face my real conscience and reply that I love you more! Honey. Let time prove all this!
10. When I first met you, I thought you looked familiar. I thought about it and finally figured it out. I saw you in my dream. You are my typical dream lover, and you will be my girlfriend in real life, right? Honey.
1 1. I prepared a lot of confession lines last night, but when I saw you in person, I didn't know how to start. This may be like people say, the more you care about a person, the more nervous you will be, and the more nervous you are, the more afraid you are of making mistakes. So I just want to say to you now: I love you!
In Me Before You, I don't know what love is. Still feel that a person's life seems to be missing something? Later, when I met you, I realized that I couldn't live without love and you, dear! I love you!