The scholar went to buy firewood.

A scholar wanted to buy firewood and shouted, "Come here, firewood collector!" " "Because the firewood seller knows the word" come here ",he came to the scholar with firewood. The scholar asked, "What's its price?" How much is the firewood? ) because the firewood seller knows the word "price", he said the price. The scholar said, "The exterior is solid and the interior is weak. More smoke, less flame. Please damage it. "This firewood is hard outside, empty inside, with more smoke and less gas. Please reduce the price! ) Now, the firewood seller couldn't understand what the scholar said, so he picked up the firewood and left.

I think many things are easy to understand. If you use classical Chinese or special nouns instead, it will be a bit confusing!

What people need is knowledge, not being laughed at because they don't understand certain terms!