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First couplet: Recalling the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife and a bunch of children. Second line: Look at today, white rice, tortoise soup, one child, and a bunch of wives. Horizontal line: Keeping pace with the times

Line: Loving and being loved are difficult, second line: Love and destiny take time; Horizontal line: Friendship is priceless

Upper line: Fake name, fake surname, fake address , the second line: cheat food, drink, cheat feelings; horizontal comment: those who wish to take the bait

The first line: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back;

The second line: for you I will live, die for you, and wait for you all my life; Hengbiao: Sent to the wrong person.

The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.

The first line: red rice and pumpkin soup, for the wife and the children; the second line: red rice tortoise soup, for the children and the wife; horizontal batch: Keep pace with the times.

The first line: fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends; the second line: fake love, fake tenderness; horizontal line: money is real.

The first line: Bad men are loved; the second line: Bad women are happy; horizontal line: The worse, the better!

First couplet: Boys, girls, poor scholars, life goes on! Second line: First love, passionate love, extramarital affairs, reluctance! Horizontal comment: Life is hopeless

Upper line: Live for access, die for operation, and struggle for income all your life; Second line: Suffer losses from telecommunications, and get rid of all the troubles in the first line. In the end, he died on mobile; Hengbiao: Change of behavior is a good thing

First line: Only after the New Year can you make money

Second line: Happy New Year, good wine and lust< /p>

Another year of hard work

First line: Hold the gun tightly and slowly adjust the training, the depth should be considered; Second line: Open your mouth widely, be diligent and sensational, please open and release freely

First line : A simple and in-depth teaching about the promise of life and death; the second line: the back top and the front thrust are the most ecstatic and repeated play

The first line: the lights are first put on at night and the people meet for the first time and the nepotism is urgently resolved; the second line: the air is like a gossamer and the mind is like a cotton. The waist is cut open to welcome her

The first line: Touching the breasts and reaching into the waist, causing the slave to drip water; the second line: Holding the head of the gun and taking advantage of the mood, I can monopolize the head

Part 1 Couple: Half an inch into the body, the soul is frightened and screams: "It hurts, hurry up!" Second line: Leave three points of jade, cherish the fragrance, and cry out urgently: Come out, come on!