2017qq space funny talk with pictures

When we are unhappy, we can open the latest news in QQ space and watch some funny stories to make ourselves happy. Below are the 2017 QQ space funny stories and pictures that I compiled for you. You are welcome to refer to them.

2017 qq space funny talk with picture selection

1. Help when there are difficulties, and help even when there are no difficulties.

2. If you can't tolerate me, it means either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

3. Lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will suffer from heatstroke in summer.

4. Without you, the earth will still rotate and the heart will still beat

5. If you leave me one day, I will stick to you like a gummy candy

6. Those who love me, please continue. Those who hate me, don’t give up

7. If you choose to leave, then never look back. In the end, we never interacted with each other

8. I want to be your only one, no copying, no pasting

9. If you add me out of curiosity, then You must not play with fire

10. Even if you are already married, I will replace you with someone else

11. I will put you aside to dry and then collect it. Come back

12. The red rose falls on the ground and turns into your wedding dress in heaven

13. The rich will eventually get married, and the poor will eventually get married. Slave

14. I have walked too many roads in love, and I have seen through all the scenery

15. If one day you can’t see me, I may look for you late at night You

16. You are beautiful on the outside, but you have a bitch mentality. It seems that you love such a person very much

17. The person I love, I am willing to use up my I will taste all the joy and sorrow you give me in my life

18. True forgetting does not require effort

19. I love you so much, but you love me so much Ignore it

20. You have the right to hurt me, but I have no obligation to be hurt by you

21. Please don’t show up when I’m eating, I’m afraid I’ll vomit You have a bright face

22. There will be light in your world, that’s because the sun in my memory protects you

23. I will be the teeth in your mouth in the next life, because I hurt you and it hurts

24. That person dares to say that he is pure, but your eyes are secretly cloudy

25. The briefs worn by Superman are stable, so he Only then can I fly so high

26. My dream is to have random thoughts in my dreams

27. Donor, if you are bullying the poor monk, then the poor monk will not give God face.

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30. Don’t think that because you look like a wolf, I can regard you as a gray wolf

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1. On the way to register, I saw the school in the distance, and it disappeared with a bang! Hope so.

2. Male: "I have always loved you!" Female: "What about when you are not straight?"

3. Being in a daze, if you do it Good is called deep. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep.

4. The exam is really so esay, no matter where it is, it will not be tested

5. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must still fall in love, and talk about the world being full of love.

6.need just world, world has word. (What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine)

7. If I die, my first words will be: "Labour and management finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!"

8. Those who have wives are holding on tight, I’m going to start shaking up WeChat.

9. He was so happy that he married loneliness and had a child named Memories.

10. The current efforts are for the bragging rights when I was a child

11. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not DOTA, so please don’t work in a team.

12. The happiest thing is lying on the table waiting for class, then waking up and school is over.

14. Taking exams is like having a disease. Before the exam, there was depression, and during the exam, there was amnesia. After the exam, the condition began to improve, and when I got the paper back, I had a heart attack.

15. Studying Chinese for three years is worse than chatting on QQ for half a year.

16. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers at school, most afraid of asking parents, and most afraid of classmates saying "I will sue the teacher."

17. The teacher said: It’s about to take the high school entrance examination, so if you fall in love early, don’t fight, so as not to affect your mood; if you don’t fall in love early, don’t confess, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.

18. After the test, the good students will say: "Oh shit, another one is wrong!" The poor students will say: "Emma, ??another one is right!"

19 . There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "Not at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything looks right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it", and a kind of application question called "crash after getting up".

20. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher had told it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

21. I was so excited during the exam that I wrote down my exam number as my QQ number.

22. Homework after homework, there are so many homeworks. When I was doing my homework, everything was in vain. The people of the world are tired from homework, and age is approaching as spring passes and autumn comes.

23. In that year’s homework, one person made a mistake, and the whole class made a mistake.

24. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

25. If you have to ask me if I really love you, I just want to say: "You will know in the future!"

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1. What makes me feel proud and proud is that so far, the earth is still stepped on by my feet

2. Life is like fighting the landlords, we were in the same group in the blink of an eye. enemy.

3. There are always days when a woman is very strong, even if she is bleeding

4. I would rather turn around and hit the wall than cry in front of you.

5. Examination results are announced: if you do well in the exam, you will laugh; if you do not do well in the exam, you will not cry or laugh.

6. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

7. Do you love me?" "Yes!" "Then yes Sell ??the house and buy cut cakes to eat."

8. You said you would risk your life to love me, but later I found out that you are a cat with nine lives.

9. These days, The toilets have become students' leisure areas

10. Sanlu said "it's a problem with dairy farmers", dairy farmers said "it's a problem with cows" and cows said "it's a problem with grass" and grass said "it's a problem with grass!" ”

11. When I’m in a bad mood, I make harassing phone calls to others in the middle of the night, waking them up, and then I go back to sleep

12. What if I married my homework? There is no need to go back to the homeroom of the head teacher

13. Don’t think that a thunder or an accident can lead to another world

14. There is more than just recess time in school It’s fun. Passing notes is also a favorite thing for students in class.

15. My strengths: courage to admit mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to correct them. 16. Heartless. I can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a good person.

17. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

18. From elementary school to university, the only thing I didn’t do was. What has changed is a heart that does not want to study

19. At noon on the day of hoeing, the mines were buried in the soil, and Li Bai came to dance and exploded into two hundred and fifty

20. Everyone who loves to sleep in Every child has a lover who is hard to let go of, and his name is Quiet.

21. Your smile is so beautiful, just like Pan Jinlian, one of the four beauties.

22. My communication. Okay, parents don’t have to worry, just copy it during the exam and no one will report it.

23. If one day I can’t get a wife, please bury me in “Let’s go on a date.”

24. Haha~ That was sexy in our childhood, we didn’t even need to wear underwear.

25. The fortune teller said, you are just a passerby in my life.