Working again, right? More than once I told you not to work so hard and take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully, "If I don't roll a few more turds while it's warm, what am I going to eat in the winter!!!"

2.

Some things should let you know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers and grass; I am for proving the greatness of mankind; and you, "are for stewing vermicelli.!"

3.

You should not get drunk again, yesterday you were seen chasing a pig with a glass of wine, and shouting, "Is it a brother? It's a brother's drink!!!"

4.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting for a lonely, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashing not flat you even if you live in vain.

5.

If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!

6.

I know you are hygienic and wash your hands every time you go to the toilet and wash them carefully. Suddenly once you did not wash, I was very strange: how did not wash your hands? You replied: "This time I brought paper!!!"

7.

Thinking of you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is something I will always do; putting you in my heart is something I have been doing; however, lying to you is something that just happened.

8.

I pray to Buddha every day to get a rose that lasts until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give you and emotionally say, "Little boy, I don't believe that the bees that are inviting don't sting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

9.

Reportedly: a few days ago, the Ibizan armed forces in Baghdad walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomited to death. The United Nations investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.

10.

Couples in the West are always getting divorced because their love child is a little baby. Look at the Chinese moon goddesses, full of experience, so Chinese couples have more constant marriages. Carrot to see customers, respectfully hand over the business card, the customer to see the business card asked: how do you call the ginseng la? Carrot small waist, "people ha ha Korean it!"

11.

Today you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note at your side: I struggled through the night, and your cheek is so thick that I can't face living in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

12.

Someone saw you today, and you were as charming as ever, in your plaid undershirt, walking slowly, with a look of supreme ease, just adorable, I wonder how you raced rabbits back in the day?

13.

In one year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend in a row, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was going to get married, and the groom was the letter carrier who delivered these letters to her.

14.

The barber was chatting with a customer while he was fixing his face, and he didn't pay attention to shaving the customer's eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? The guest: to stay! Barber: Aiya! How not to say earlier, has shaved off one side!

15.

Husband: Honey, I got fired. Just because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage last night after work. But they don't think about it, who dares to steal a tiger!

16.

"Do you know why lately men like to keep their hair as long as a madam?" "Because, if your lover or wife found long hair on their clothes, he would laugh and say 'That's my hair!'"

17.

You're interning in a psychiatric hospital, and suddenly a psychopath comes after you with a kitchen knife, and you turn your head and run until you get to a dead-end street, thinking it's the end of the line, and the patient says, "Here's the knife, it's your turn to chase me!"

18.

A certain player couldn't catch a ball right. When practicing passing and catching the ball, another player gave him a good pass, fearing that he would not be able to catch the ball, so he shouted "Catch the ball", but the ball hit his head, only to hear him say "and who?"

19.

When you are alone and empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, sharpen it, chop it with a pocket knife, all the while venting yourself and yelling at the top of your lungs, "I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20.

The sky was so clear, the sun was so bright, the sea was so boundless, you stood on the azure seashore, and I poked you with a small stick, "Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!!!"

21.

Obstetrician and gynecologist on the first day of practice his wife asked him: "How is it today?" The doctor said, "Not too bad, although the mother and baby were not saved, but finally the baby's father was saved."

22.

That year in the military training under the tree, the instructor said to the students: the first row to report. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly again, "Report! So, with great reluctance, you turned around and hugged the tree! !"

23.

Your voice came from the valley, and I peered down and found you at the corner of the mountain, it was you! It really was you! You were with an old man, and I ran over to him excitedly and said, "Master, lend me your donkey!!!"

24.

Successful development of childless watermelon, frequent participation in a variety of celebrations, reports, the scenery is infinite. Other watermelons are very envious, a watermelon indignation: beauty what ah? The next generation of watermelons is not available.

25.

Camera cell phone war, a camera excited to run: report chief, caught a cell phone! Camera head to see, angry: how the undercover agent caught us here? This is a cell phone will take pictures ah!

26.

You know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of ktv ah! You know what ktv is? It's where you k you, t you, and then I make the v sign at the end yay!

27.

The moment I left, your helpless crying and heart-breaking pain behind me made me realize in a flash how much I love you, and I turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: "I'm not selling this pig!"

28.

The word is that there are golden arrows. Iron arrows. Copper arrows, you prefer to learn silver arrows! That said, there are eighteen 360 moves in martial arts, you prefer to learn drunken arrows, so soon the jianghu appeared you: "Drunken silver arrows! !"

29.

The first time I saw you, I felt a sense of having known you for a long time, I have never said such sure words, you may not believe it, but it's true, you're really very much like the pig my family ...... lost!

30.

God said to fulfill one of my wishes, I said I want world peace, he said it's too hard to change it, I took out your picture and said I want this person to become beautiful, he pondered for a moment and said, "Take the globe and I'll take another look at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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31.

I saw you the other day, you sat in the sun, so uncomfortable, I asked you what you were doing, you mysteriously smiled: keep your voice down, wait for me to get a tan so no one can say that I am an idiot!

32.

The tortoise and the hare are racing, and the pig is the referee, do you think the tortoise runs faster or the hare runs faster? One day when I came home, four children were quarreling. Mrs. see me back very happy: "you finally came back" I also happy to think that the children afraid of me. I thought the children were afraid of me, but then Mrs. Kennedy said, "You are the only obedient one in the family, so you are a good boy!

33.

You are about to go to another place, sincere friends to see you off, the biting cold wind can not block our friendship, I hold your hand and said: "good rehabilitation, and strive to reduce the sentence!

34.

Listen! I'm going to chase you! You're the one I've decided on! You're the one I've been looking for all along! I'm definitely going to make the most of this opportunity! I'm going to chase you! Dead fly!

35.

Dear, I'm thinking about you again, and my love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has gone up, and you'll fetch a good price!

36.

The defendant promised his defense attorney, "If you have the skills to make it possible for me to go to jail for only six months, then you'll get an extra $1,OOO honorarium." As it turned out, he finally got what he wanted, and the lawyer said as he collected the money, "That's a tricky job, and the judges were going to want an acquittal."

37.

In those days, we walked quietly along the paths of our hometown, your head shyly bowed. When the townspeople saw us they complimented you: hey, nice and clean! And also praised me: good boy, out herding pigs at such a young age!!!"

38.

Oh! It's snowing! I want to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck collar. Fly into your cuffs. Fly into your ...... How come you don't have a zipper!

39.

A group of male hippopotamuses risked being eaten by a crocodile to cross a river to woo a female hippopotamus, and after crossing the river, they found that all of them were castrated by the crocodile, and the only one was spared, and that one explained: silly who told you all to breaststroke, and I was backstroke.

40.

"Did you know? My husband was injured in the table tennis final." "But no one ever saw him play?" "Yes. He was watching the game and broke his vocal cords shouting."

41.

A lady went to take a snapshot. After taking the picture, she went to pick up the automatically developed photo and looked at it and exclaimed, "Why do I look like a monkey in the picture! The woman in the back said coldly: that's mine, yours will have to wait.

42.

Did you know, my dear? You have lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, but your body is worrying ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!

43.

Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How can that be? How can you say someone is whatever they look like? Class president: What is the purpose of your martial arts training? Keung: To strengthen my body! Mang: To serve the country! Soldier: in order to crack the women's self-defense ...

44.

The roosters chased the hen cited the neck long, a rooster eyes red and silent, hen heart. Newly married, hen: you're so cool, why didn't you call then? Rooster: that day drank too much ...... afraid to vomit.

45.

A girl walked into a bar and said to the owner: "You pay two hundred dollars, I will do anything for you." The owner says, "Sure, you paint the walls in here."

46.

Please don't read any further, turn it off, there's really nothing to see, please, really? No regrets? Well, you asked for it you're a pig!

47.

The Jade Emperor: the heavenly realm is now in session to hear the case of Erlangshen's Roaring Dog raping Chang'e's Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is summoned! Hey! Roaring Dog! Calling you! Still reading text messages! Still giggling!

48.

There's a meteor shower tonight, and I hear there's going to be a big pig flying through the sky, but it's a shame I have to go to sleep, you'll be fine, there are so many people watching you fly! You take white clouds as your clothes, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and put them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

49.

John read an advertisement for a lifeguard at a swimming pool and went to sign up. The owner of the pool asked John what his specialty was, and John replied, "The pool is 2. 1 meters deep, and I'm 2. 17 meters tall."

50.

A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; a dandylion is small in a flock of cranes and great in a flock of chickens; you are small in a crowd and great in a pigsty!

51.

You know, I ran into a retard yesterday, and I've never seen anyone so dumb? As for just how stupid? Let me put it to you this way, he probably has a lower IQ than you!

52.

Ignores long hair, doesn't wash dirty clothes, has a messy beard with a few strands, has a misogynistic image, sleeps until noon, and never wants to win the lottery. Who? It is you!

53.

Please touch your little red face and then your little tummy! Good! That's the end of this pig farming seminar, see you tomorrow!

54.

Drinking too much also vomit, sad also cry, drive also on the tree, see beautiful MM also can not step, always feel is almost income, feelings also always not progress!

55.

Today is your birthday, all women's toilets and women's bathrooms are free to you, welcome! You take a white cloud for a dress, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and stick them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

56.

Yesterday I made a bet with a friend, I said: there is nothing dumber than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it turns out it's all your fault!

57.

Ah! Your skin is so lustrous, the fragrance you emit is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear ...... red meat.

58.

There is a kind of tacit understanding called unspoken, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you with you, there is a kind of thinking called looking at the eyes, and there is a fool who will read the text message all the way through.

59.

Good luck with your health and teeth! Have a good trip and disappear halfway! Have a good trip, fall down halfway! Happy days, often perverted! Smile a lot and die laughing!

60.

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hey! Listen, take a nice deep breath, I need a five-minute blackout!

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61.

Rare and rare really rare, seven turtles bouncing, six lions playing chess, five monkeys eating pears, four donkeys chasing Shukie, three mice shooting the third level, two crabs playing tai chi, and a piglet reading the message!

62.

A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold room, and the next day the penguin died and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!

63.

Are you Aline? Let me do the math: three inches of golden lotus, four inches of silver lotus, five inches of copper lotus, six inches of iron lotus ...... wow, a foot and two inches is Ah Lian!!!"

64.

You know what? I dreamed of you last night, we were strolling by the creek, snuggling up to each other, and you gazed down into my eyes and said three words fondly: woof woof woof.

65.

A group of swallows pecked at the mud under the eaves of the house to build their nests, and after they were built the swallows screamed from the roof of the house, and the children in the yard were curious and went to ask their father. The father replied: Alas, the contractor went into hiding and did not pay people for their work.

66.

Cricket tootling, the spider asked you how the sound changed? Cricket: cold, dial tone is not right, so it can not go up. At this time the spider suddenly fell down, cricket: ah? Broadband also dropped?

67.

Mother: "In my opinion, my child is really a prodigy, he has a lot of very unique ideas, isn't it so?" "Yes, ma'am, especially when it comes to mimeographing vocabulary."

68.

Please walk in front of the nearest telephone pole and say aloud to the wild advertisement on it, "I'm saved!"

69.

Last night I had a dream that you fell into a stinking cesspool, and when you climbed up you actually said, "After all, I was born in a good time, even the cesspool smells good!"

70.

A jet fighter whizzed by in the sky, and the little bird was amazed to see it, little bird: "Mom, how did that bird fly so fast?" Mother bird: "Try putting a fire in your butt."

71.

I'll give you the heaviest gift since shit was born for the festive season, you'll surely eat a pound of it and have more fullness, if you think the portion is not enough, please help yourself.

72.

To kill time with short messages is called the letter of life, while sending and receiving for the letter of interaction, wildly sent and received for the letter of orgasm, only received not sent for the letter of indifference, send the wrong object is the letter of harassment, send and receive unsuccessful is the letter of dysfunction!

73.

Toilet couplet: top: feet on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand, bottom: machine gun fire in front of the back of the artillery. Crossword: cool!

74.

A neurologist lying in bed singing, singing, turned over and continued to sing, the doctor asked him: you sing it, turn over why ah? The doctor asked him: "Why did you turn over?" The neurologist said: "Fool, after the A-side of the song, of course, sing the B-side of the song!

75.

First love is a new version; old love is a new version; pre-marital cohabitation is a trial version; wedding night is the original version; the golden house is a collector's edition; love widow is a revised version; seduce the wife is a pirate version.

76.

A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, a police officer over: what happened? Drunkard: "I'm not sure, I just got here too!"

77.

In the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to the man sitting beside her: don't you know I'm pregnant? Only the man was nervous and said, "The baby is not mine!!!"

78.

You heartless, honestly, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room in the middle of the night yesterday? She actually told me ...... the number you dialed is busy, please dial again later.

79.

Go home: fill your stomach. Hand over tickets. Kiss your wife. Tease the children; go out: look in the mirror. Date the woman. Move your brain. The first thing you need to do is to play with your grandchildren.

80.

One day a drunken man took a taxi home after drinking, reached out to stop a 110 patrol car, and yelled, "Even if you are a piece of one per kilometer, there is no need to write so big? ！！！！"

81.

( ! ) plain ass (__! __) chubby butts (!) Tight butts (_. _) flat butt (_*_) inflamed butt

82.

The sun is pregnant, type a song. Hee hee ...... (The moon is causing trouble) Well! The tiger held down the king's eight and said, "Little man! Wear a vest I do not recognize you? The next day to see the turtle, the tiger laughed: hey! What's the matter? Your shell was cracked by me, right?

83.

Cucumber cried out of love, eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet. It's not just intoxication, it's heartbreak. And tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

84.

The teacher said: looking for two people I want the class flower. So vote for the class flower, made a scene, selected the most beautiful two girls. The teacher said, "Go to the faculty, move flowers!!!"

85.

Mosquitoes flew to the sleeping baby's buttocks, the father chased away mosquitoes wiped on the flower water. The baby wakes up screaming, "Mom, the mosquito just peed on my butt!!!"

86.

The boss pointed to the beautiful yellow bird in the cage and said, "This bird is honest and doesn't fly around. The customer bought it at a high price and opened the door of the cage, saying: "Fly, you're home. The yellow bird laughed: fooled! I am ...... chicks yeah!

87.

A man wanted to jump, his wife shouted: honey don't be impulsive, our road is still long! The man listens and whoops and jumps. The police said, "You really shouldn't have threatened him like that!!!"

88.

Glutinous rice and buns fight lost, very unconvinced walking down the road bumped into the siu mai splitting his head, only to see the siu mai immediately take off his coat, said angrily, "In fact, I'm an undercover! !"

89.

"Will it hurt? I'm afraid of pain!" "Don't worry about it, I've been a nurse for twenty years ......" "Great, I'm relieved!" Then the nurse stuck a needle down, only to hear a pig-killing squeal before the nurse slowly picked up, "There's not a time when it doesn't hurt!"

90.

Grandmother and granddaughter in the consulting room. Undressing, the doctor says to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady: I'm a patient. Am I? Then stick out your tongue.

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91.

Man marries because of lack of judgment; man divorces because of lack of endurance; man remarries even more because of lack of memory.

92.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.

93.

A certain old lady loved to play mahjong during her lifetime, and after her death, her children proposed to send mahjong to accompany the burial, but a woman was worried: "In case of insufficient manpower she came to call us how to do?!"

94.

The street beauty waved her hand, and the street lamps had to take a look at it; the street beauty waved her hand, and the high-rise buildings wanted to kiss; the street beauty waved her hand, and the earth braked and went back.

95.

A couple*** had eight babies, in order of cinnamon. Camellia. Plum blossom. Chrysanthemums. Yellow flowers. Grass flowers. Wild flowers, the last one is called no money to spend.

96.

Flowering world, flower heart, flower of the man cheating heart, to achieve the purpose of the change of heart, to no longer be sad, completely dead to the man!

97.

You angrily rushed into a unit, yelling: Is this the Animal Protection Society? Staff: "Yes, may I ask who bullied you?!"

98.

There is a boy in the class who is famous for being a sissy, and once the teacher in art class let him make a clay figure, he shouted: I want to make a man! His classmate picked up from the sidelines, "Ugh, you finally figured it out!"

99.

Mountains beyond mountains, you ignore me I'm not worried, the world's beautiful women everywhere, at any time will take me in.

100.

First year, rabbits don't eat lying grass; second year, a good horse doesn't eat back grass; third year, there is no grass at the end of the world; fourth year, the fast wind knows the grass.

101.

Two mountain friends went hiking together, one of them accidentally fell down the valley ...... the other shouted, "Are you hurt?" Only heard from the abyss came the echo: "I do not know ah, I'm still falling down ......"

102.

Eight ring met the moon old man asked: shit! Moon Lao! Why did you let me separate from Gaojia Yulan. The Moon Elder said: she's a human and you're a demon, I'm afraid your children will be born as humans and demons.

103.

Those who go home at the end of the day are poor, those who go home at 9:00 are drunkards, those who go home at 11:00 are lechers, those who go home at 2-3:00 are gamblers, and those who don't go home are wild beasts!

104.

Flamboyant and dashing is a handsome man, a caller is a big brother, a taxi driver is a gigolo, and a person who reads text messages is a PIG.

105.

Some people say, "A woman is like a book, so what kind of book is a fat woman like? A bound book!"

106.

Xiaoming always sleeps in class, and the teacher criticized him: can you not sleep! Xiao Ming replied, "No, because I'm a special needs student!"

107.

Modern people's state of life: work today's shift, sleep yesterday's sleep, spend tomorrow's money.

108.

The woman who pleases herself, the man who pleases himself is poor; if both parties are to please each other, they must be frogs with dinosaurs.

109.

A cool poem about falling in love in college: Loneliness, loneliness, if you don't fall in love in loneliness, you will be perverted in loneliness.

110.

Beauty is beauty again, beauty is so much, if you treat beauty, you can't get a wife.

111.

A fat lady often boasted of her good figure, and had to ask Old Zhai for a few compliments. Old Zhai said, "It's too plump, how can you apply Fengyun Dan to your waist!!!"

112.

I don't know what kind of reason makes me think about you so much, but I've got a lot of words to say: "Give me back my money!"

113.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I was once innocent!

114.

Since the beginning of time, a math equation has been right (A = B, B = C) so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

115.

God knew you were thirsty and created water, God knew you were hungry and created rice, God knew you didn't have a lovable friend so he created me, yet God also knew there were no fools in this world and created you by the way.

116.

Someone said to me, "You're as smart as a pig," and I was furious! I know you! Such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig. ！！！！

117.

Jumping instructions: leave a last message to the sixth floor; want to be disabled to the fifth floor; want to be hospitalized to the fourth floor; only scary to the third floor; to play martial arts to the second floor; please watch the audience to the first floor.

118.

It has always been a love affair with you, and your face floats in front of my eyes all the time! But I was poor and didn't dare to hope, now I have money! I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig's head in half for me!"

119.

A river of spring water, a mountain is higher than a mountain, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag quasi to pull out the phone, pull out the phone to look down, and found that they are fools!

120.

People will fall in love, not rare; cattle will eat grass, not rare; the pig will press the cell phone, only magical, the pig is a pig. Also press! What a big stupid pig!

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121.

Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a stupid man, he was so stupid that when people asked him a question, he would only answer "no", have you heard of this story?

122.

The first line: look at the back to scare off thousands of troops, the second line: turn your head to scare off the various warlords. Crossword: Holy shit!

123The one who makes furniture is a timber, the one who knows poetry is a showman, the one who thinks about money, the one who is cultivated is a talent, the one who wants a woman is a figure, the one who sends a message is a genius, and the one who is looking at a text message is a fool.

124.

The horse and the pig encountered the tiger, turned around and ran, the pig ran slowly, the horse shouted: "Stupid pig! How can you run fast with a cell phone in your hand! Throw it!

125.

The patient escaped from the operating room to find the dean: "The nurse said do not be afraid, calm down, the operation is very simple." Dean: "Is that not true?" Patient: "But she was telling that to the doctor."

126.

Brain teaser: a pig crossing the road was hit by a car and died, why? Tell you what, it's because pigs can't make sharp turns.

127.

Request for marriage: poor family ugly, one meter forty-nine, primary education, rural household registration, three broken houses, a sick pig, all year round, the medicine does not leave the mouth, today's text message to seek a girlfriend, do you want?

128.

Married only five months, his wife gave birth to a chubby boy, the husband asked skeptically: this child came too early point? The wife replied: It was we who married a little late.

129.

There has been such a question bothering me for years. Today I finally got up the courage to ask you. That is, do you stretch out your left or right leg when you pee?

130.

The May Day holiday is coming, for the sake of the city's appearance, please make sure you stay at home during the holiday, and don't go out again to scare others.

131.

A woman in a one-step skirt on the car, the skirt is too tight to lift the legs, to solve the skirt hem two buttons still can not, turn around to see a man is watching her, then scolded the hooligans! Man: You're the hooligan, so you'll be able to solve my two buttons!

132.

An unmarried woman sighed: why mature men, good men all become people's husbands, not married men did not have a decent? Someone reminded her: wives cultivate good husbands are self-produced, no man can be self-taught!

133.

The owner of a shoe store measured the size of A's feet. Seeing the top of the owner's bald head thinking it was her knee showing, she lifted her long skirt to cover it....... The owner exclaimed, "Oh no! The fuse broke again!"

134.

I dreamed last night that you and I were walking on the beach, and suddenly a water monster jumped out and grabbed you and just tried to eat you and then threw you away, and I asked it why it didn't eat you, and it replied, "I'm afraid of getting sick."

135.

One man said to a stutterer: "You learn to quack like a duck, I'll give you melons to eat." The stutterer said, "I won't eat your quack ...... quack ...... quack, and I won't learn to quack like a duck."

136.

Why are you such an ignorant child? Read the text message right here, why do you still want to go to the zoo to see the bears?

137.

A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped again and again, trying to learn to fly, and the mother bat next to it watched it fall head over heels and said worriedly: its father, or tell it, it's not our own!

138.

Itchy ears? I've been thinking about you for a long time, and my eyes are itching to see you. That means I want to see you, and my mouth is itchy? That means I want to kiss you, body itchy? That means ...... don't think about it, it's getting lice, hurry up and take a shower!

139.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing, not only will that not work, it will upset the pig! Don't argue with a fool, or the bystanders will be confused as to who is the fool! Don't think that you are important, because without you, the sun will still come up from the east tomorrow!

140.

The cousin's wife gave birth to a daughter, and the cousin was quite upset. A colleague of his comforted him by saying, "It's nothing, think about it, you can sleep with 'other people's wives' in your arms later on. "

141.

The teacher wanted the sports committee member to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him, "Go and clear the class of girls." The sports committee member, a little horny, was busy asking, "Kiss which one?" The teacher said, "I know I still need you to go!"

142.

Opening point: Everything is bound to go wrong as long as it is possible to go wrong. Smile, tomorrow may not be better than today. The better something is, the less useful it is. Beginning: A good beginning may not necessarily lead to a good result. A bad start often results in worse.

143.

After watching the skit, 4 said to 1: Fate which! From now on I can't leave this pair of crutches. 5 said to 1: Brother, I can't leave this wheelchair for the rest of my life.

144.

People: if you help a friend who is in dire need of money, he will surely remember you - the next time he is in dire need of money.

145.

Love: the person you fall in love with always thinks you love him because: he reminds you of your old lover. The love letter you finally send out stiffly; as long as it takes to reach the other person, as long as it takes for you to backtrack.

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Early vs. late: you arrive early and the meeting is canceled. You arrive on time and you have to wait. To be late is to be late.

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Quality assurance: a product guaranteed not to fail for 60 days is the same as a guarantee that it will surely break on the 61st day.

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Things: when things don't come in handy for a long time, they can be thrown away. As soon as something is thrown away, it is often necessary to use it.

149.

Finding lost things: the first place you go to look for something when you lose it is often the last place you might find it. You'll often find things that aren't what you were looking for.

150.

Brilliant: you go out to buy popcorn when the screen favors a brilliant shot.

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Line up: the other row always moves faster. You switch to another row, and the row you were standing in, starts moving faster. The longer you stand, the more likely you are in the wrong row.

152.

Crash reports: the farther away the crash is, the more casualties there have to be, or you can't write a story.

153.

Traveling with a companion: the more you travel with a companion, the less you want to be seen, the more you'll meet people you know.

154.

Relativity: How long is a minute? It depends on whether you're squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside.

155.

The nurse saw the patient drinking in the hospital room, so she went over to him and whispered! "The patient smiles and says, "Little baby."

156.

A sister-in-law saw a man about to get off the bus in a public **** car dropped a packet of cigarettes on the pedal, so she hurriedly said to the man: comrade, your cigarettes fell off! The man was furious: You're the one who dropped it!

157.

A certain man into the toilet constipation, suddenly saw a man darted in, a moment of wind and rain. "Buddy, really envy you ah, so fast." "Envy what, did not take off his pants it"

158.

A company recruitment, the next girl to be interviewed by the English name is "spring". The secretary, wanting to take the opportunity to show off her English skills, shouted, "HI! The one called 'spring', it's your turn!"

159.

The Shaolin Temple's Tibetan scripture pavilion caught fire. As a result, it burned a lot of scriptures, the abbot could not help but lose his voice and cry....... The young monk did not know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, "Abbot why is it so hard to bear?" Abbot continued to cry said: "old line menstrual cramps ah ......"

160.

Min: "The army has military prostitutes?!" Army: "There is ah, no military discipline how