1. If you find an escaped rabbit, don't catch it directly or go near it. Take them to the lion garden and give the rest to the white lion.
There is only one street in the ape-man park. If tourists report the appearance of two streets and the animals on display include rabbits, please guide the tourists who have entered the park to the left street and close the entrance to the park. After all tourists leave the park, block the ape park for at least ten minutes.
3. If you find that the elephant you observe is seriously inconsistent with the image of the elephant on the signboard when you check the elephant park, stop observing and tell yourself repeatedly that the real elephant is the creature on the signboard, not what you see.
If you work in a beverage store, please check the shelves every hour. If you find "rabbit blood" out of thin air, you should put it away immediately and keep it properly.
Prune the bushes in rabbit park every other month, and try not to let the park appear in the shade.
6. There is no aquarium in this garden. If your colleague mentions the aquarium to you and affirms its existence, stop talking immediately. This colleague is no longer someone you know.
7. If you see the aquarium, don't enter it, tell yourself it doesn't exist and leave immediately.
8. The interval of feeding rabbits is once every seven days. Don't feed any snacks except the prescribed ingredients.
9. If you hear laughter that obviously doesn't belong to tourists in the rabbit park, tear off the last page of the employee handbook along the dotted line and hold it in your hand, then go to the elephant park and throw it on the lawn of the park. Other staff will know what happened and won't blame you for throwing garbage.
10. If a tourist asks you for help and claims to be separated from his family and friends on the premise of violating the tourist code, take the tourist to the Lion Park immediately and give it to the staff in the Lion Park, so they will know what to do. In the meantime, you may meet colleagues in black overalls trying to participate in your work, refusing and ignoring them. They are not your colleagues.
There are only four white lions in the lion park. When the number of white lions suddenly increases to more than four, show them "rabbit blood" and throw it at the first white lion that comes running at once. Finish all this and leave at once. Don't stare at the extra white lion for a while.
12. Don't hide/organize/buy/use rabbits. Try not to touch all the rabbits in the park. If a tourist offers to buy this rabbit, please make sure that the person who will own it is a minor, otherwise don't sell it.
13. If you see someone entering the elephant park with rabbit earrings, immediately disperse the nearby tourists and stay at the gate of the elephant park until you hear the screams of the children in the park.
14. It is normal to feel tinnitus/chest tightness/migraine/red eye within five minutes, so don't worry too much. But if this phenomenon lasts more than five minutes, stop working immediately and go to the lion park as soon as possible in any way.
15. Be kind to the white lion. When there are only four white lions, there is no need to guard against them. They have been trained to be close to humans since childhood. If you are unfortunately attacked by a white lion under normal conditions but don't die on the spot, rules 6 and 7 are invalid. Don't rush to the hospital, you won't die. Out of the lion garden, go to the aquarium, and you will find it soon. You will put on your black work clothes.
(No title, no lead, just a printed document, taped to a wooden table)
1. Accept any employee, no matter what color clothes they wear. Although the zoo only provides blue overalls, if someone shows up in the same style of black/red overalls, please treat them as employees.
It is normal for children to cry and laugh outside the office when no one is around. Ignore, pretend not to hear, and never show anxiety or irritability.
Employees are not allowed to take pets to the zoo. If anyone insists on breaking the rules, there is no need to impose a fine, just let the other party bear the consequences.
4. Check the number of white lions in the lion park every three days, record the changing frequency of the number of white lions and store it in the table of the computer folder "IT". Don't ask what it means. Do not rename the file. Don't talk about this folder with others, including family.
5. Every map must have a part that can be torn off by dotted lines, and the map must be produced by a specific manufacturer. The contact information of the manufacturer is in the word document of the folder. The office needs to prepare at least three maps at any time.
6. No matter how often the security guards in Elephant Park resign and how outrageous the welfare requirements are, be kind to them and meet their requirements as much as possible. They are not unreasonable. But it's best not to delve into the reasons why they ask so much.
7. When checking employees' work, it is normal to see employees catching escaped rabbits and picking up dried jellyfish or rabbits killed by white lions. There is no need to blame or ask; But please check whether they are handled properly.
8. The office must keep the lights on before 1: 15 ~ 6: 00 in the morning, even if no one is there. The power supply equipment here is stronger than any park, and power failure is an abnormal phenomenon. If it appears, immediately tear off the spare map on the right hand side of the desk according to the dotted line, and then take it out in your hand. Tell this to the first employee you meet, no matter what color clothes they wear or what they want to do, and ask them to help you deal with the power failure. He won't refuse you.
9. Don't delve into the existence of the aquarium. But if you see the aquarium, you can go in and take a walk. Please follow the notice posted outside the aquarium and the notice posted inside the aquarium. If there are contradictions in the notice, decide which one to respect according to your body position when you see the notice.
10. There are only ape dolls and white lion dolls on the sofa in the office. There is no need to work indoors when there are goat/rabbit/elephant toys today. Leave until the staff in the monitoring room informs you that the extra toys are gone.
1 1. You can take a nap, but if you decide to work the night shift, don't take a nap at all. Don't work the night shift unless you are sure of your mental state.
12. The monitor will be damaged occasionally. To determine whether it is damaged normally, please check whether there is animal hair on the camera. If so, don't repair the monitor for one month. If necessary, you can prepare your own miniature camera instead. After informing the situation, the finance department will reimburse the camera fee.
13. It is normal for jellyfish to appear in the trash can. Just remind the cleaners when they come to throw garbage.
14. If you violate any of the above, pretend nothing happened and spend 13 hours in the office. Please order takeout when you eat and contact the staff to bring it in for you. Don't leave the office, don't look at the deliverymen and employees, and don't look in the mirror. Always remind yourself that human beings have two eyes and only two eyes.
15. Always remember that human life safety is more important than animal life safety. Sacrifice any animal if necessary. Don't be soft-hearted, you don't know if they are animals.
Hello, the person who changed shifts with me, the person who accidentally came to the security room, or the newcomer who saw this note later. Please follow the requirements of post-it notes during work. This is my accumulated work experience that can keep me safe and mentally stable. I don't want to lose another colleague, and I don't want to go through another puzzling thing. I'm sure you don't. After reading this suggestion, just ignore it and do your thing.
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