Diao Chan's house was on fire, Diao Chan was trapped inside the smoky house, when she was in despair, she saw Lu Bu suddenly rushed in with the fire, so Diao Chan was saved.

Afterward, Diao Chan was grateful to Lu Bu and said, "Feng Xian, thank you so much, you must have gone through a lot of effort to save me, right?"

Lv Bu: "Hey, isn't it? A whole street full of people tried to save you, and it was hard for me to fight them all off."

Zhang Fei goes to school

Zhang Fei was used to being a bully as a child, and when he was old enough to go to school, his mother sent him to a private school in the village.

On the first day of school, his mom asked Zhang Fei worriedly, "Yide, how are you doing in the school? You didn't cry, did you?"

Little Zhang Fei replied, "I didn't cry! But sir cried."

A-Dou in class

Liu Bei was so worried about Dou's intelligence that he asked Pang Tong to teach him, but he didn't realize that Dou was really no good at it and dozed off in class.

Pang Tong was very upset, so he began to educate Ah Dou after he got a zero on his exams -

Pang Tong: "Do you now recognize the disadvantage of sleeping in class?"

A-Dou: "Recognized."

Pang Tong (with a happy face): "Well, what is the drawback?"

Dou: "The downside is that it's not as comfortable as sleeping in a bed."

Zhang Fei teaches his son

Zhang Bao likes to be mischievous and doesn't study well, and when the midterm exams were coming up, Zhang Fei warned, "If you don't pass the 60th percentile on this exam, I guarantee you that someone will get a beating!"

Zhang Bao came to school worried and said to the teacher: "Not that I scare you, teacher, my father said, if I fail this exam, someone will be beaten!"

The choice of dinner

That is to say, Sun Shangxiang likes to dance with swords and sticks, but does not like to cook, and can only cook one dish: wuchang fish. After a long time Liu Bei couldn't take it anymore and complained, "Madam ah, can we have one more choice for dinner today?"

Before dinner, Sun Shangxiang said, "Hubby, you can choose the dish tonight."

"What are some of the dishes?"

"Wuchang fish." Sun Shangxiang replied.

"What are the choices?"

"You can choose to eat it or not ......"