This poem looks coherent, but it is composed of two different poems. The former is taken from Yuan Zhen's "Wen Le Tian Shou Jiangzhou Sima" in Tang Dynasty.

The original sentence is: sitting up in critical condition, the black wind blows the rain and hits the cold window. On my deathbed, I was shocked by the news and sat up at once. The wind and rain in the dark blew into my window, and I felt extremely cold.

The latter sentence is taken from He's Homecoming Book in Tang Dynasty. When a child meets a stranger, he smiles and asks where the visitor is from. None of the children knew me when they saw me. They asked with a smile, where did this guest come from?

Second, go out laughing, no one knows it is litchi.

The first sentence of this poem comes out, and the second sentence comes out. It seems to be very coherent, but it is actually composed of two poems. The first sentence is taken from Li Bai's "Nanling Biezi Going to Beijing" in Tang Dynasty. The original sentence is: Go out laughing, is our generation Artemisia? Walking out the door with a big laugh on your back, how can you become a person who has stayed in the wild for a long time?

The latter sentence is taken from Du Mu's Crossing the Huaqing Palace in the Tang Dynasty. When the world of mortals rode the princess, no one knew it was litchi. As soon as the mount came, the smoke billowed and the princess smiled. No one knows that the south has sent litchi fresh fruit.

Iii. divine reply 1

In high school, our class teacher gave up smoking, so we asked him why. The head teacher righteously said, I'm doing this for the future of the motherland. I'm afraid I'll set you idiots on fire if I smoke.

I had an idiot in high school. Once, when I was doing a math problem, I was spinning on a piece of paper with a compass in my hand. There is another sentence in the answer: don't show off quickly.

Four, god reply 2

Boys in our class went to the toilet and saw a man standing next to them, thinking it was a classmate. So I pinched his ass, and then slowly wriggled around, just like the class teacher. Then the class teacher smiled, full of passion.

I remember that once I failed in the exam, the class teacher called me to his office. The first thing the class teacher said when he saw me was: You are not far from the fool. I said helplessly at that time: I didn't mean to. You called me.

Verb (abbreviation of verb) God's answer 3

One day, the physics teacher gave an examination paper, because the course foundation was so good that it was fast. It took a long time to finish. Then the physics teacher said, it's boring. Why don't I talk about your chemistry paper together?

After that, I really talked about a chemistry paper. Then the chemistry teacher came to class in the afternoon and learned about it. After that, he screamed: He's crazy! ! All right! Don't blame me for being unjust if he is unkind! Everybody, please take out your math papers!