Two Americans set out from England for a trip to Spain. One day, they came to a small restaurant for lunch. They don't understand the local language, and neither do the waiters. They want to ask the waiter for some milk and bread. At first, they said "milk" several times and then spelled it again. But the waiter still didn't understand what they meant. Finally, one of them took out a piece of paper and drew a cow. Hardly had he finished painting when the waiter took one look and ran out at once. "See?" The American said, "I'm smart!" After a while, the waiter ran back. He had neither milk nor bread in his hand, but put two tickets for the bullfight in front of them.