Yes! ! To properly eat a taco, you should never have it facing vertically towards your mouth more than 30 degrees. When you're done, you must tilt your head so that your lips are fully aligned with the heavenly taco shell, and then gently use your teeth. Successfully done, you have cut off a delicious taco that is partially in your mouth, protected by your lips. As you begin to move away from your delicious taco, gently inhale through your lips. In the process, use your tongue to gently secure the bite to your tightly closed upper lip and palate, while flipping your lips up and down in a clenching motion as you come down from your tasty taco.

This will reduce the heavenly taco contents dripping onto your plate, napkin, foil, etc. now chew and savor the flavor explosion into your mouth. If it's not perfect, add plenty of hot sauce. As you chew the food in your mouth, look up to the sky and thank the taco gods for your hearty meal of so-called heavenly tacos (you bought at least three, right?). Having accomplished this feat, you are now ready for your second and third bites. The first is the narrower end. Now you have to take a bite of the top taco and then a bite of the bottom one in order to include all the content layers.

This way you can continue to be thankful while savoring your delicious taco. With the heavenly taco now devoured, there is still a task to be accomplished. One must use their fingers to neatly pile the accidentally dropped feces together and clip them to the pile, then carefully lift them to your mouth and put the contents in. This helps you to raise your head again and eat the taco with a heavenly perspective for good clean deposition in your mouth. The feces is now successfully deposited and you must now suck each finger thoroughly to get all the goodness inside you.

Don't stick your fingers in and out when you moan. No one wants to see that!!! If you ordered the Paradise Street Tacos and you haven't finished them yet!!!! Grab the wedge of lime in your delicious taco wrapper and squeeze the juice onto your fingers. Rub your fingers and hands together as if you were washing your hands. Then wipe them clean with a napkin. This will remove most of the traces of the delicious taco from your fingers and leave a clean limey smell. This will prevent you from accidentally sniffing your fingers and discovering the drying smell of heavenly tacos, which will unnecessarily cause you to get hungry again, which will require you to go back and buy more heavenly tacos to consume. As you can see this will cause you to gain a lot of weight. So use lime corns. That way, when your doctor asks you if you're using weight control methods, you can look him or her in the eye and truthfully say, "YES!!!"

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