Duoduo's Diary
Characters
Duoduo's occupation is unknown
A member of the Mawei Female University Drama Club
Wu Same as the stress man
Same as the pot-bellied man
Same as the director
(The five are all young people in their early twenties)
Time
On a contemporary day, during a performance by the university drama club
Place
Small theater
Host: Students, I am very sorry, For the following program, we originally arranged the play "Duoduo's Diary", but
the male protagonist Duoduo disappeared. The classmate knows his whereabouts, please contact us immediately, thank you.
(End)
(At this time the director and Dadu are looking anxiously in the audience)
Director: This classmate, do you have any Found a boy of medium height with a melancholy and indifferent expression?
Big belly: Wearing glasses, taller than me, and thinner than me! Oops... (helpless)
Director and Chief: Duoduo! A lot!
Duoduo: I am not Duoduo!
Wu Yingyi: Duoduo is back!
Duoduo: Let me tell you, I am not, I am not Duoduo...
(Wu, Duoduo comes on stage from the audience)
Director: Duoduo, you are back !
Big belly: Where have you gone? Everyone is anxious to death!
Director: Okay, everyone, hurry up and get ready, and go to "Duoduo's Diary" (dark scene, chasing light)
Duoduo: This, where is this? You, who are you? Why am I here?
(On the horse’s tail, blindfold Duoduo’s eyes from behind)
Duoduo: Who?
Ponytail: Guess!
Duo Duo: I don’t seem to know you!
Ponytail: I don’t know you yet! It turns out that you are hiding here alone, causing people to look for you everywhere.
Duo Duo: Are you looking for me?
Ponytail: I miss you!
Duo Duo: Do ??I look a bit like one of your friends?
Pony Tail: Not a little bit, but very much, and exactly the same!
Duo Duo: This is really weird. Can you help me think about it? (Ma nods) I'm not originally from this school.
Ma Tail: I wasn’t that originally, but I just came here after passing the exam!
Duo Duo: You are like this, but I am not. I seem to have come in a truck.
Horse tail: It is still the kind that is dirty and worn, carrying the dust and longing all the way, carrying a wandering heart and a bumpy car of potatoes.
Duo Duo: I just want to take a walk here and take a look.
Ponytail: Because this is the paradise of your dreams!
Duoduo: Paradise?
Pony Tail: Paradise!
Duo Duo: Yes, but I don’t remember whether there were potatoes or not.
Ponytail: Okay, stop making trouble, I'm hungry.
Duo Duo: Then go to the cafeteria and eat more.
Ponytail: Canteen? Want to default on your debt? Didn’t you agree to eat at a restaurant today? Today I want to eat pickled fish, bean curd fish, steamed squid, squirrel mandarin fish, sweet and sour hairtail, braised carp...
Duo Duo: Stop, stop! (Taking out his wallet and taking out the few cents he has) Here, that’s all I have.
Ponytail: What’s wrong, you don’t like me anymore?
Duoduo: No, I’m not Duoduo. I came by truck.
Ma Tail: You... you want to dump me, right? I am not Duoduo, what a nice story.
Okay, you don’t need to chase me away, I’ll leave on my own
!
(Dismount, chase more, Wu Yingying will block more)
Wu Yingying: You are a good boy, everyone is looking for you. You are alone here, you say...
Duo Duo: Who are you?
Wu Yingli: You don’t even recognize me. My name is Wu Yingli.
Duo Duo: Hello, classmate Ou--Wu, goodbye!
Wu Yingying: Come back, you, we have to have a good talk in the future. Yeah, the show is about to start, come on, you have to go
!
Duo Duo: I am not Duo Duo!
Director: (Part 1) Duoduo, you are back! Get ready, everyone, the show is about to begin! light? Audio? Okay, everyone, the play "Duoduo Diary" will be performed soon. Before the performance, I will introduce the actors to you: first, Mawei
Ba--Shen Yu Luo Yan, Shui Yue Shame on the flowers.
Pony Tail: The most gentle thing is the gentleness of the lowered head, just like the shyness of a lotus flower.
Director: Second, there are many leading actors.
Duoduo: I am not Duoduo!
Director: (interruption) Handsome, young and mature.
Duo Duo: The night gave me two black eyes, but I used them to look for light.
Director: The next one is Wu Yingying, his characteristic is...
Wu Yingying: I have no characteristics, I have to exist, just like a grain of dust.
Dadu: Hello everyone, I am Dadu. The belly is as big as a ball, and it’s full of--hehe, I won’t tell you.
Director: Finally, I introduce the soul of this play, that is me - the director, my biggest characteristic is...
Everyone: wretched!
Director: (helpless) OK, let the performance officially begin.
(Dark scene, chasing light director) March 6, Wednesday, there may be light snow in the underworld. Some people say that everyone has a patron saint that they love. (Exit, the lights are on. Dadu and Wu Yingying are following Duoduo and Mawei respectively)
Dadu: I'm right behind you, but you can't see me.
Wu Yingying: I have been following you, and you can’t see me.
Ma Wei: Another boring evening self-study,
Duoduo: I was walking on the road alone, listening to the pine waves and watching the starry sky, but I still felt bitter in my heart. lonely.
Ma Tail: It’s spring everywhere, but it’s still winter in my heart.
Duo and Ma: Until that moment.
Duo Duo: Do ??you want to fall in love?
Ponytail: Think.
(The two danced a tango and then stood still)
Director: (suddenly appeared) Oh, why are you so stunned? Let’s develop the plot quickly!
Wu and Da: (sprinkle snow on the two of them, dark scene, chasing the light of the horse and the duo)
Horse Tail: It’s snowing.
Duo Duo: The snow has stopped.
Director: From then on, the two of them became close to each other and became inseparable.
Ponytail: Look how big the moon is today!
Duo Duo: The moon is so round today!
Ponytail: The moon is so bright today!
Duo Duo: The moon is so yellow today, like a pancake.
Ponytail: Did you eat pancakes this morning?
Duo Duo: No, I ate sesame seed cakes.
Ponytail: No, you are eating pancakes. Because I eat pancakes, you also eat pancakes...
Duo Duo: What are these! (Run away, show up, director enters)
Director: Duoduo! This is your own diary!
Wu Yingyi: That’s right.
Horse tail: neurosis.
Director: Okay, okay, let’s arrange the next scene. Tuesday, April 17, sunny.
Let's start the class, roll call! and
Shang Jia (Wu knocks the wooden fish to indicate the answer), the little nun (the horse knocks the wooden fish), the monk B (knocks the wooden fish more), the monk B (the horse, knocks the wooden fish more), and the monk B (the horse knocks the wooden fish more).
Wooden fish), Monk Ding (big belly snoring), Monk Ding? Monk Ding! (The big belly is awakened and beats the gong) Let’s start the class. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple and a young monk telling stories. They
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What are you talking about? Once upon a time there was a mountain! Let’s take a little quiz, Monk A!
(Wu Yingying, Ma Wei, Duoduo, and Dadu expressed their expressions in different ways)
Director: You, you are so smart! I have expressed all my thoughts. It can be said that one can draw inferences from one to another
and can draw parallels by analogy...
(Duo Duoteng stood up and walked away)
Dadu: Duoduo, go up there and you are still acting!
Duoduo: I’m not Duoduo, I came by truck.
Director: (rushing up) Duoduo, you... you are such a genius! Everyone, follow me!
Everyone: I’m not Duoduo, I came by truck. (Repeat three times) (dark scene)
Director: Act 3 of "Duoduo Diary", Saturday, April 29. I had a very strange dream today. I dreamed that I came to a large and eerie forest... (below, the light is on)
Ma Tail: Duoduo, you are under arrest Got it!
Duo Duo: What, what crime did I commit, why did you arrest me.
Ma Tail: You can remain silent, but everything you say may be used as evidence in court.
Duo Duo: I know my rights.
Wu Yingying: The moral court of "Duoduo Diary" is now in session. Is the jury here?
Director: Here we come.
Wu Yingyi: The following is the trial of Duoduo, the protagonist of "Duoduo Diary". You must solemnly swear that the testimony you provide in this court
will be the truth, the whole truth, There is nothing but truth.
Duo Duo: I swear.
Ponytail: Your Honor, I request the defendant’s patron saint to attend the trial.
Duo Duo: I object, I don’t have any patron saint at all.
Big Belly: (jumps out) I told you before, I'm right behind you, but you can't see me.
Wu Yingyi: The objection is invalid, please continue.
Ma Tail: Thank you. State your name, age, and occupation clearly.
Duo Duo: My name is not Duo Duo. I am not yet twenty-two years old. I'm not a student, I came by truck.
Ponytail: May I ask why the rocket cannot hit the stars?
Duo Duo: I object. This has nothing to do with this case.
Ma Tail: Your Honor, this involves the determination of the defendant’s IQ, which is directly related to this case.
Wu Yingying: The objection is invalid and the defendant must answer.
Duo Duo: Because the stars are too high.
Big belly: No, because the stars will flash, left and right.
Ma Tail: How long have you been studying?
Duo Duo: About fifteen or six years ago.
Ma Tail: How long do you have to study?
Duo Duo: Five or six years is enough.
Big belly: not enough, not enough, you have to live and learn.
Ma Tail: When you were a child, what did you want to do?
Duo Duo: Be a scientist.
Ma Tail: What do you want to do now?
Big belly: rich.
Horse Tail: Why?
Duo Duo: Isn’t it now the time to transform knowledge into the economy?
Ponytail: So how much money do you need?
Duo Duo: Needless to say, of course the more the better.
Ponytail: How many friends do you need?
Big belly: The less, the better.
Duo Duo: Shut up.
Big belly: Haha, you finally realized my existence.
Duoduo: You...you (the two fought together)
Wu Yingying: Be quiet, be quiet, please maintain order in the court! (To prosecutor) You can continue.
Ponytail: Who is your most beloved person?
Big belly: Chairman Mao or my mother.
Duo Duo: My God is myself.
Ponytail: Your birthday?
Duoduo: July 1st.
Ponytail: Is your girlfriend’s birthday?
Duo Duo: November 10th?
Ponytail: Is your mother’s birthday?
Duoduo:...
Big belly: August 1st!
Duo Duo: How did you know?
Big belly: When you are in love.
Pony Tail: What are your three favorite letters?
Duo Duo: G, R, E, I yearn for the United States.
Big belly: U, S, A, I am the patron saint from the United States.
Pony Tail: (pointing to the big belly) Who is he?
Duo Duo: He is part of my spiritual realm.
Ponytail: Why is he standing and you sitting?
Duo Duo: Because he doesn’t know how to sit down!
Ponytail: Do you like football?
Duo Duo: I like it.
Mawei: Do you like Chinese football?
Duo Duo: Except for match-fixing and black whistles.
Mawei: What should we do if Chinese football loses?
Duo Duo: I threw wine bottles and benches.
Ma Tail: What do you think about before doing something?
Duo Duo: What others think.
Ma Tail: What do you think about after you do something?
Big belly: No matter what they think.
Ma Tail: What do you think about every morning?
Duo Duo: I have to be a good person today.
Ponytail: What do you think about every night?
Big belly: Don’t think of yourself as a human being.
Ponytail: What do you think about when you eat? What do you think about in class? What do you think about when you take a shower? What do you think about when you sleep?
Duo Duo: I protest, this is purely personal privacy!
Ponytail: I have no problem.
Wu Yingyi: Has the jury concluded?
Director: Yes, the defendant Duoduo was found guilty of following the crowd, guilty of indifference, guilty of selfishness
, guilty of admiring foreign things and wasting time!
Duo Duo: That’s enough, that’s enough, don’t read any more! I'm not Duoduo, I came here by truck. I just wanted to take a look. This is the paradise of my dreams. No, this is not heaven. This diary is not mine, it is yours.
It belongs to one of you. He is sitting among you. See what you do every day? Not enterprising, admiring
Vanity, greedy for pleasure, irresponsible, (everyone hurriedly pulled Duoduo off the stage) you...you...
(dark scene, Only the director was left, smiling at everyone, when a book suddenly fell from the air, and the director picked it up)
Director: This is Duoduo's diary, do you understand?
End