Mapo and chopped green onion, I believe you have all heard of them. The reason why these two are household names is actually related to tofu. Tofu and Mapo are a family, and Mapo's reputation of tofu is also excellent in the eyes of the masses. They are always inseparable, singing with their husbands and silently contributing to the food culture of the public. But it didn't last long. Although this bean curd brain looks square and wussy, it has been pestering Mapo and said nothing. In fact, there are some grievances in my heart. I think my white wall is flawless. Although my figure is not symmetrical and my waist is wide, I always bring such a pile of mud-like mapo, which has not humiliated my future. One day, by coincidence, this tofu went out to play with wine and met chopped green onion. At that time, the chopped green onion was just 28 years old, graceful, and all over Tsing Yi were graceful, not to mention jade legs. For example, where are the best legs in the world today? The chopped green onion just flashed in front of the tofu, and the choking smell suffocated the tofu. At that moment, tofu just wanted to sing. "Superstar …", these classics flashed through his mind like slides, but when he spoke, the shallots had passed and he finally stopped singing. Finally, he swallowed hard and said, "damn, strong, really strong."
Things always need some surprises to be remembered. Tofu recalled that day today, and she was still a little infatuated: I didn't expect her to come back. Oh, my God ... The following words are too vague and emotional for children, and I can't record them all. Please forgive me. In a word, tofu and shallots are the good side, and shallots mixed with tofu topped the popularity list of Chinese food for eight weeks in a row, and even some busybodies made farewell remarks: one green and two white. Depend, five thousand years of food culture has begun, which is the great fortune of the country! However, some people are unfortunate, and that is Mapo.
Since tofu went out that day, Mapo felt her eyes jump. There are obviously two altars at home. What are you going to drink when you go out? Sure enough, my mother stole it, Mapo thought angrily. If you don't stink at your young man, I won't believe it! On this day, Mapo went out early and lied about going out to do business until the evening. Tofu can't help exulting. As soon as Mapo left, Tofu went to find chopped green onion, and they went straight to the downtown area to play! Mapo followed at a distance, gnashing her teeth and swearing. Seeing this, she came to a lively place in front of her eyes, surrounded by people watching the model performance, and the onion tofu also squeezed in to watch the fun. Mapo thought, God help me, too. This is where you became notorious. Step forward quickly, drag the chopped green onion out abruptly, point to his nose and swear: You extremely lewd little whore, how dare you seduce my tofu? Shameless, dirty bastard! Bah, you don't even look at yourself. You make a fool of yourself in this street with a twisted face. What your tofu, my tofu, tell you, I will eat your tofu today. Hey, readers, that's how tofu comes from. Remember, when your son asks you later, you must not make a mistake. This is a problem related to the next generation. Otherwise, the word "tofu" is broad and profound, and your knowledge is old. Don't believe it. Another day, I'll give you another article, ok?
Then, we haven't finished the story yet. On that day, the market was really lively. The model performance was so beautiful that the street was full of curses. At one time, the perimeter was blocked. The more people there are, the greater the strength of Mapo, and sometimes she will burst into tears and cry about the fickleness of tofu. Sometimes, the expression of expression denounces the meanness of shallots; And shallots who have been mixed up in the market for many years are not idle people. Their red mouths, white teeth and gossip have always been Iraq's strengths. This is really a good mutual insult. Only the scene between Zhou Xingxing and the brothel pimp is comparable. According to the police uncle who kept order at the scene, in the end, Mapo offered a unique trick: sonorous, China famous dish patent certificate! Letter: This is to certify that Mapo Tofu is a famous dish in China, and its formula has obtained a national patent with the patent number BG372 1. No one is allowed to copy in any form ..... Do you hear me? No whoring, ladies and gentlemen, no whoring! ......
So, Mapo won, and all the spectators fell down, dizzy, dizzy and dizzy again.