Character: Wang Dabao, bald, stuttering, with strong local flavor. Wearing a thick green cotton-padded jacket. Wang Xiaobao, the son of Wang Dabao, is a Scottish flirting boss. He wears a suit and has a taste of the city.

Uncle Zhao (Benshan) is wearing an old gray cloth jacket. Duck eggs, green cotton-padded jacket, red cotton trousers, braids. Waiter Xiao Zhang, a country girl, is beautiful and generous.

Script:

Wang Dabao: Hello, everyone! My name is Wang Dabao! If it weren't for the phone bill, with my temperament and looks, I would never be worse than Li Yong. Isn't that what everyone says?

Audience: The resounding answer is yes.

Wang Dabao: If you can't, you can't! But! I have a son. How disappointing! Big boss, Scottish flirting, you know my son drives it! Hmm? Here we are! Is anybody there?

Attendant Xiao Zhang: Sorry to have kept you waiting, Grandpa. Small Shenyang has left, and there are not enough people!

Wang Dabao: The kid who wears shorts on the Avenue of Stars?

Xiao Zhang: (smiling implicitly) Grandpa, he is a celebrity now!

Wang Dabao: Shit, I've seen him before! His inspiration for deviating from shorts was stolen from me. He is a fake!

Xiao Zhang: How do you say this?

Wang Dabao: I told you not to tell anyone.

Xiao Zhang: Don't worry! I used to work in a radio station.

Wang Dabao: Then I'm relieved! Once, I was taking a bath at home, washing, and I didn't know whose house was on fire, so I came out naked to put out the fire!

Xiao Zhang: Put out the fire! ? Do not like it! (with a disdainful expression)

Wang Dabao: Don't worry, just hear me out!

Xiao Zhang: OK, go ahead!

Wang Dabao: What about me! I ran out. As you can see, I was dark, right? ?

Xiao Zhang: Not bad, whiter than Obama.

Wang Dabao: Listen, as soon as I came out, the fireman shouted, Look, everyone! That man was burned and still running!

Xiao Zhang: Their mouths are bad enough!

Wang Dabao: I don't think this will work!

Xiao Zhang: Right! Affect the village! This is as big a sin as carrying water for widows!

Wang Dabao: Yes! I'm scared too! So I found a pair of big underwear to wear.

Xiao Zhang: Oh

Wang Dabao: Who knows, it's an emergency, so it's in the pipe! It's just that little Shenyang is coming. He said: Uncle, you are fashionable enough. First you run naked, now you wear a skirt.

Xiao Zhang: (laughs) This small Shenyang is bad enough!

Wang Dabao: This is harmful enough. Look, his name is Little Injury! I don't think he would have thought of Loy if I hadn't dressed like that first.

Xiao Zhang: You are original, come on! I talked to you. what would you like to eat?

Wang Dabao: I-I don't eat anything, just smell it. Is your boss here?

Xiao Zhang: He's out!

Wang Dabao: Where have you been?

Xiao Zhang: I think I went drinking with his father!

Wang Dabao: Open your eyes and lie! Do you know who I am?

Zhang: I don't know! Oh! Are you the new waiter? Too old!

Wang Dabao: Who are you talking about? I'm only 40 now (with a proud face).

Xiao Zhang: Impossible! (a face of disbelief)

Wang Dabao: Yes! Born in 40 years, now also called after 40.

Xiao Zhang: Then you are over sixty!

Wang Dabao: Still young! Let me ask you, do you know the name of your boss?

Xiao Zhang: Our boss is called Wang Xiaobao. But the name is too corny. It's not easy to guess his father.

Wang Dabao: Who are you talking about? (urgent)

Xiao Zhang: I didn't say you!

Wang Dabao: Why don't you talk about me? I named him. I have looked through all the primary school textbooks.

Xiao Zhang: That's it. Ah! Is our boss your father? (a face of disbelief and excitement)

Wang Dabao: Yes! (Shaking his head happily) Huh? What the hell! I am your boss's father!

Xiao Zhang: Sorry, Grandpa. I am so excited.

Wang Dabao: Come on, didn't you say you were short of people? Leave me alone, I'll wait for him here!

Xiao Zhang: Then wait for him here. I think he will come back soon! (Say that finish, I will leave)

Wang Dabao: This girl must have been caught in the door when she was a child, or she would have been kicked by a donkey, so she couldn't talk. Look at this dirty (wipe it clean when you see a rag)

Zhao Dashan and Duck Egg go on stage.

Zhao Dashan: Duck egg, have you brought enough money this time? What a pity it would be! It's even more humiliating than the last time I brought water to the widow and was seen!

Duck egg: Don't worry, Grandpa, 30,000 won't do!

Zhao Dashan: Well, as long as you don't become a bad face again, you will be "rich" this time.

Duck egg: Then I hope the food here won't burn.

Zhao Dashan: Waiter, come here! (Wang Dabao didn't respond, and continued to work-)

Zhao Dashan: Light bulb! Come here!

Wang Dabao: (turning his head) Did you call me?

Zhao Dashan: Don't call me unless I call you! As long as your head is the brightest, mosquitoes will definitely not bite your head.

Duck egg: Grandpa, why?

Zhao Dashan: Mosquitoes can't stand it! Roller skating rink

Wang Dabao: No, I have no taste. This hairstyle is very fashionable!

Zhao Dashan: What a hairless thing! I knew you were hairless anyway! All right, you bring the menu!

Wang Dabao: Me. Me.

Zhao Dashan: What are you? You said your boss is really! The waiter you are looking for is getting worse every year! In the first year, I wandered in clothes. This year, my mouth is wandering!

Wang Dabao: Me, me.

Zhao Dashan: Don't worry about it. I am not a picky person. What kind of duck eggs do you want to eat?

Wang Dabao: Duck eggs?

Zhao Dashan: Have you heard of us? Our first year here.

Wang Dabao: You ate for nothing, and you want us to have another grandson!

Zhao Dashan: Don't worry, "This time it must be for nothing!" Take the menu!

Wang Dabao: (reluctantly brings the menu) What to eat?

Zhao Dashan: Duck eggs, look! What is more expensive?

Duck egg: Don't worry, Grandpa!