Pig Bajie often goes to the world to play, but once in the world, he can't control his mouth and often goes to restaurants to eat and drink. Later, he thought it was better for me to open my own shop and eat in my own restaurant without paying.
The next day, he went to see the Jade Emperor and told him what he thought. Can he borrow money to do business? Seeing Pig Bajie doing nothing in the Heavenly Palace all day, the Jade Emperor might as well let him do business on earth and save a lot of money in the Heavenly Palace.
The hotel will be built soon, renovated and ready to open.
Pig is not cut out for business. Hotel business is getting worse every day. The biggest guest in the hotel is Zhu Bajie, who eats a lot every day.
Pig Bajie thinks this business is getting worse and worse, and the hotel will close sooner or later! He racked his brains to find ways to make business better. When he got home one day, he turned on his laptop and looked at it. How can he make the hotel make money? It says to save costs and sell some poor dishes as good ones, which can save a lot of money. In a word, the above are all about how to save money desperately, and what they say is not good, and normal people will not believe it. But Pig Bajie believed him, so he turned the kitchen into a stinking place like a garbage dump, and chefs had to wear gas masks to cook. In order not to affect the guests' dining, Pig Bajie had to install several air purifiers in the kitchen. The guests got sick after eating these bad dishes, and the police came to the door to take the pigs away for investigation. Finally, after the Monkey King's entreaties. The police just let the pig go.
After this lesson, Pig Bajie realized his mistake, so with the help of the Monkey King, Pig Bajie found a real business. In this way, the business of the hotel is getting better every day, and the boss Zhu Bajie is getting more and more handy.
Bajie opened a shop, and now everyone is on the road to getting rich, and the pig's heart itches at the sight. One day, Pig Bajie brought a large number of watermelons, borrowed a sum of money from the puppy, built a house in the street and started a watermelon business. The sun was burning on the earth, and Pig Bajie picked up a big fan to reduce his fever and shouted, "Sell watermelon, sell watermelon, sweet and fragrant watermelon, and take a bite to make you memorable." The more you eat, the more addictive you are! " But pig bajie shouted for a long time, and there were no customers. He looked at other stores, customers one after another, and business was booming.
Suddenly, he had a brainwave and found the problem. It turns out that other stores are beautifully decorated and the environment is beautiful, while Pig Bajie's shop is small and humble, with few customers. Pig Bajie found someone to borrow a large sum of money from the bank, decorated its store beautifully, and also found someone to write a few big characters at the door of the store "Pig Bajie delicious watermelon shop".
The next day, mother deer took her son to play in the street. The deer is thirsty and has been clamoring for popsicles. When Pig Bajie heard this, he quickly squeezed the watermelon juice and made it into a delicious popsicle. Deer are so happy to eat watermelon popsicles! Mother deer also smiled happily. This is Pig Bajie replacing the signboard with "Pig Bajie Watermelon Department Store". Soon a group of monkeys came to buy hats for dancing. Pig had a brainwave, cut the watermelon in half and said to the monkeys, "Eating watermelon pulp is a hat." The monkeys ate watermelon and got a hat. They are very happy. Then came a young lady who wanted to buy a pair of roller skates. Pig Bajie cut the watermelon skin into cuboids and gave it to her with two straps. The young lady is very happy. Mantis wants to buy a house. Pig Bajie dug a hole in the watermelon, and mantis lived in it. If he is hungry, all he needs is a bite of the pulp. Here comes another big tiger who wants to buy a bowling ball. Pig Bajie dug three holes in watermelon and made a colorful bowling ball. In this way, Pig Bajie's business became more and more prosperous, and finally got the reputation of "the first watermelon king in the world" and became a millionaire.
Since the Tang Priest learned from the Western Heaven, Tang Priest has opened a temple to teach some young monks. The Monkey King opened a martial arts school in Korea. He is a gold medal coach. Friar Sand opened a sand shop by the river, and the business was booming.
Pig Bajie watched the master, brother and younger brother do great things in the world, and unwilling to lag behind, he took out all his money, bought a facade room in the commercial street, renovated it into a one-month-old pub and sold eight Chinese cuisines. Pig Bajie turned the pub into a moon palace and invited all the fairies in the Heavenly Palace as waiters. The manager of the hotel is also great. He is actually the old enemy of Pig Bajie-Chang 'e.
At first, Pig Bajie's business was booming and there were many customers. Pig has gained a lot. To this end, he laughed off several "whale" belts. However, "good flowers don't bloom often, and good times don't last forever." Pig Bajie's business in Yuelou Tavern gradually declined. On the last day, I saw few customers, and the lobby manager and waiter basically resigned. Pig bajie cried badly. Pig Bajie ran to the temple to look for Tang Priest. He said aggrieved, "Master, I opened a pub, but it didn't take long for the business of the hotel to be poor." What should I do? " The Tang Priest pondered for a moment and said, "Wuneng, go and sell vegetarian dishes. As long as you work hard, you'd better succeed. "
After Zhu Bajie went back, he changed his company to "vegetarian food, the staple food of the temple", and the waiters were also changed to monks and nuns. He worked hard. But the business is still decreasing, and there is no improvement. Unwilling to fail, Pig Bajie came to Korea, found Brother the Monkey King and told him about himself. After hearing this, Sun laughed: "Look, pigs, takeout and fast food are popular in society now. Who will eat at the Manchu-Han banquet? " Pig Bajie understood the essentials of opening a shop, and when he got back, he re-planned the restaurant and changed it to "Kende Pig".
Pig Bajie succeeded this time. After several efforts, he entered the "Top Ten Rich People in America". When talking about the secret of his success, he said meaningfully: "If you want to succeed, you must follow the footsteps of the times. If you compare success to a lock, it won't work. You must keep pace with the times and open it in the right way, otherwise you will not succeed. "
Bajie opened a shop composition 4 Bajie returned from the Buddhist scriptures in the West, and was named the net altar messenger by the Tathagata, so he wandered around the temple all day to eat fast. After a long time, I feel boring. Looking at the prosperous days on earth, he couldn't help it. He put on a suit and tie, took his mobile phone and laptop, and decided to go to the world for a chic time.
The outside world is wonderful, and the outside world is helpless. He came to the world with a little money hidden on the way to learn the scriptures. Yesterday's Datang became today's * * * Republic, and China joined the WTO.
How much money did he bring? A few days later, I slept in the wind. I think I can't come back without results, so I will lose face when I go back.
He wandered aimlessly in the street and saw a slogan on the wall to develop the northwest. He thought, Liushahe is the hometown of his third brother, Friar Sand, and I am a famous gourmet. It's better to open a restaurant by the quicksand river, and the business will surely flourish.
So, Bajie came to Liusha River, got a loan and opened a vegetarian restaurant by Liusha River. With his reputation, business is booming. However, after all, it is a small business with small profits. How can we fill his big belly? Bajie is very depressed.
I heard a colleague say, "How can you open a shop like this?" ! Don't be mean. How can you make money by doing something fake? "Hearing this, the eight quit suddenly enlighted.
At first, he just charged more money and raised the price of food. Later, I became more and more courageous and forgot the Buddhist precepts, so I bought and sold fakes and made huge profits from them. After half a year, he not only paid off the loan, but also had five figures in his bank account.
Recently, he bought a batch of fake wine. Just in time for the fair, business is particularly good. Nine times out of ten, this batch of wine was sold in one day. In the evening, just as he was triumphantly counting money, the shop door opened and several policemen came in. Before he came to his senses, a pair of shiny handcuffs were put on his hand. "Zhu, you are suspected of selling fake wine, causing three people to be hospitalized and dozens of people to be mentally abnormal. You were arrested according to law because of consumer complaints. "
After the court decision, Bajie Hotel was not only sealed up, but also confiscated all illegal income, leaving him with nothing. Bajie was very depressed and returned to the temple empty-handed. It never rains but it pours. The next day, the next day, the jade emperor's imperial edict will be delivered to the door: "Wu Can, the pig, went down to earth without permission, was blinded by greed, lost his nature and integrity, and was demoted to the Liushahe River God, and took office on the same day." Hearing the imperial edict, the pig's trotters became weak and collapsed in front of the altar.
Four men and women got the scriptures, and Pig Bajie became the messenger of the net altar. He became a gentleman and traveled around the world. Although there are many possessions in the Heavenly Palace, he is determined to open a steamed stuffed bun shop.
So he found a good place to rent it. Lift your pants and wipe your sweat. Climbing up the ladder, a large piece of dark red cloth was hung, which read "Jingtan and Shop". Passers-by stopped when they saw it and exclaimed, "There is finally a steamed stuffed bun shop in this street, so there is no need to travel long distances to have breakfast." When the sun rises. The four big characters were shining, and before the steamed buns were baked, a dragon-like team lined up at the door. People are talking about it in succession: "I wonder if the steamed stuffed bun made by this new boy is delicious and the service attitude is good."
There was only one voice: "Coming!" A hot air filled the whole shop, and the guests were rubbing their hands, looking for money and covering their hungry stomachs. This gun: "I want three." Squeeze here: "Come on, two". Pig's heart suddenly blossomed and business was very good. He whispered the cold war mantra: "Lulu Raton!" There are many young boys around. When they come forward to serve, people take their own buns, pay the money and find a place to eat. Yo, look at this meat bag! The skin is crisp and delicious. Bite up, the mouth is full of oil and water, the meat is white and red, and the fragrance is tender. The guests ate "da da" and Bajie laughed. The fragrance filled the shop. Sure enough, Bajie tasted a lot of delicious food in the Heavenly Palace and learned many cooking methods. Steamed buns are easy, not to mention how these mortals know the magic of immortals, and other steamed buns are even better!
One year passed quickly, and Bajie's shop was booming, and his assets reached millions. Suddenly one day, he saw on the computer that the children in a certain place were poor and had no food. As soon as he took off his robe, he took out half the money from the bank, took a bag of steamed bread and drove Xiangyun to the place. In order to close the distance with everyone, he became the original body of Zhu Bajie. Everyone is very grateful!
At this moment, Tathagata took Pig away and said with a smile, "That's great. For the people and the world, this is exactly what we should do. " While speaking, Bajie's mana is also constantly improving.
There is a fairy who lives in a steamed bun shop on the earth. She will always give people happiness!
Now that people are on the road to getting rich, the pig's head itches. So, he built a house on the street as a facade, shipped a car full of watermelons and began to sell melons.
Pig Bajie shouted loudly: "sell watermelon, sell watermelon, big and sweet watermelon, the more you eat, the more you want to eat." I didn't sell a melon after shouting for a long time. Look at other people's watermelon shops. Customers are pouring in and business is booming.
It turns out that someone else's shop is beautifully decorated and cleaned. Besides, his shop is dirty and ugly. So he borrowed some money to decorate his shop beautifully and neatly, and asked the Monkey King to write the words "Pig Eight Rings and Watermelon Shop" in gold-plated characters. However, I heard that watermelons have many functions, and the words "quenching thirst and treating diseases" have been added under the gilded words to attract customers.
The next day, Mother Rabbit took the rabbit to the street. The rabbit is thirsty and clamors for popsicles. So Pig Bajie squeezed the watermelon juice out and put it in the "super refrigerator" for a few seconds, and it became an popsicle. After eating the popsicle, the rabbit felt not thirsty at all and was very happy.
After a while, a group of monkeys came to buy hats for dancing. Pig Pig said, "Eat some melons first, and watermelons will become hats after eating them." The monkeys ate watermelon, not only to quench their thirst, but also got hats and left happily.
Mantis is coming and wants to buy a house. Pig dug a hole in the watermelon and let mantis live in it. He also said, "If you are hungry, have a bite of melon."
Another tiger came and said that he wanted to buy a colorful bowling ball. Pig Bajie dug three holes in the watermelon and painted the watermelon skin with pigment, so he made a colored bowling ball. ...
The elephant is here. He wants to buy two flower pots. Pig Bajie cut the watermelon in half and dug out all the pulp. Two flowerpots are ready. ...
Since then, Pig Bajie's business has become more and more prosperous, and he has won the reputation of "the first melon king in the world" and become a millionaire.
After getting back from the Tang Priest, Pig Bajie worked as an altar cleaner in heaven and enjoyed all the free treatment of eating, drinking and having fun all day.
One day, Pig Bajie was walking in the sky, and his mouth was watering when he saw a lot of delicious food in the food store on earth. He rolled his eyes and came up with a strange idea: why not let Tathagata give me some money to do business on earth? Therefore, Pig Bajie immediately ran to the Tathagata Buddha and exchanged 654.38 billion yuan for the identity of the net altar messenger, intending to open a shop on earth.
Knowing that his face was shameful, Pig Bajie first went to the United States for plastic surgery and spent 654.38 billion yuan to make a handsome face. Then, Pig Bajie opened a food supermarket in the United States, called "a unique food store". He spent 200 million yuan to decorate the shop in splendor. A week before the opening of the food supermarket, Pig Bajie is going to recruit three waiters. He posted the sign of recruiting employees, and the salary was one day per employee 100 yuan. As a result, three applicants came on the first day. Pig Bajie asked three people the same question: "How many grams is 1 kg?" The first man and the second man said without thinking, "1 kg equals1000g." The third person said, "1 kg is 950 grams." Pig Bajie immediately admitted the third person and said to her, "If you sell 1000 grams to others in the future, it will be 950 grams." The lady wants to know, "I am so lucky that my boss hired me when I was wrong." The waitress went to work happily.
Because the "Unique Food Store" did not do business in good faith, fewer and fewer guests came to visit, and finally the police closed the "Unique Food Store". The Tathagata Buddha flew into a rage when he learned about it. He sent men to defeat the Monkey King and Buddha, and took Bajie back to the Heavenly Palace and severely punished him.
Alas, Pig Bajie still doesn't understand that being honest and trustworthy in business. He's really stealing chickens and wasting rice!
After Zhu Bajie came back from the Buddhist scriptures in the Western Heaven, he returned to his former appearance. He idled around all day and took care of nothing, leading a particularly good life.
One day, the Monkey King came to visit the pig. He just wanted to say a few words of affection, but he saw pig holding a watermelon belly and playing with some girls. The Monkey King pulled an eight-foot face and said angrily to Pig, "Pig, you are delicious and lewd. Can you find something to do? " Pig Bajie didn't touch the Monkey King's stick for many days and became arrogant: "What a the Monkey King! How dare you challenge your pig grandpa! ? "Wukong wants to stamp his feet, and he will hit you if he raises his wishful golden cudgel. Pig was afraid and said, "Oh, I'll get a job. Don't hit me! " "Pig eight quit to run away, only a few girls and the Monkey King stood there.
Pig Bajie came to the city, and tall buildings stood in front of him. Pig Bajie turned around for a long time and thought, I have to open a shop and make a lot of money!
Pig Bajie's shop officially opened. Pig Bajie stood in front of the counter in his new clothes, crossed, and there were only a dozen big watermelons in the counter. Little squirrel came in: "Brother Pig, what do you sell here?" Pig Pig said, "I sell everything here!" ""oh! " The little squirrel said, "Do you sell bowls? "Pig said," This is for sale! "Pig Bajie picked up a watermelon and cut it in half across the board:" Take it and go back to eat the pulp. It's a green bowl! The little squirrel was very happy and left with the big watermelon in his arms.
The little mouse came over and asked, "Is there a boat? I'm going to grandma's house to cross the river! " Pig Bajie took another big watermelon, split it in two and said, "Good boat eats meat!" " The little mouse said happily, "That sounds great!" The little mouse smiled and took the watermelon away.
The Monkey King came to "observe the people's feelings" again. As soon as he saw this scene, he said thoughtfully, "Bajie has changed! I can't look at the problem with my old eyes anymore, the change is too great! "
After learning from the Tang Priest, Pig Bajie became a net altar messenger in the sky. Thinking about all the free treatment of eating, drinking and having fun.
After 25,000 years, Zhu Bajie saw food supermarkets everywhere on the mirror, and immediately ran to Tathagata, where he exchanged one billion yuan as a net altar messenger, intending to open a shop on earth.
Knowing that his face was shameful, Pig Bajie went to the United States for plastic surgery and spent 100 million yuan to make a handsome face.
Then Pig Bajie opened a food supermarket in America called Unique Food Store. He spent 200 million pounds to decorate the shop splendidly.
A week before opening a store in a food supermarket, Pig Bajie is going to recruit three waiters. He put up a sign for employees, which is about one day for each employee. As a result, three applicants came one day.
The first one is a beautiful woman. Looking at Pig's drooling, Pig asks how many grams is a kilogram? The willow tree said1000g without thinking. Pig eight quit sighed and said, I'm sorry, you didn't get hired. This lady thinks that one kilogram is one kilogram. Didn't this boss go to school?
The second is a mighty man, and Pig Bajie asked the same question. The man also said a kilo, and Pig shook his head and said that you were not hired. The man scolded the pig with a bloody nose and left angrily.
The third one is a lady. The pig asked the same question, and the lady said 950 grams. Pig Bajie suddenly stood up and said, you are hired. If you sell one kilogram of things to others in the future, it will be counted as 950 grams. This lady wants to know that my boss hired me when I made a mistake. I was so lucky that the waitress went to work happily.
But soon, due to the uniqueness of the food store, fewer and fewer customers came to patronize, and began to lose money a month later. Later, the police also seized this unique food store. When the Tathagata learned about it, he sent the Monkey King, a holy fighting Buddha, to take Bajie back to the Heavenly Palace.
Alas, Pig Bajie doesn't know that being a man and doing business should be honest and moral. He is really stealing chickens and not pecking rice!
Bajie opens a shop composition 10 It is said that after the four Tang Priests and apprentices came back, Tang Priest went to Peking University to teach martial arts, the Monkey King went to Shaolin Temple to teach martial arts, and Friar Sand became an environmental guardian. Only Pig Bajie is idle.
Pig Bajie got a bonus: gold102,000. He thought to himself: use this 12 thousand to open a shop, and then use 22 thousand to purchase goods. In this way, the "super department store" opened in Beijing and achieved great success.
The first person to apply for this job is a woman. Seeing the beauty of this girl, Pig Bajie was guilty of philandering again. Pig Bajie asked her with red hearts in her eyes: "How many grams is a kilogram?" The lady replied, "One kilogram," and Bajie shook his head regretfully. You can go.
The second one is a man, and Pig turned him away with the same question.
The third is a lady. Pig Bajie asked again, "How many grams is a kilogram?" The lady replied, "800 grams." Pig Bajie was so happy: "It's you!" The lady wants to know, "Why did my boss hire me when I got the wrong answer?" ? Pig Bajie said with a smile: "In the future, if you sell one kilogram to customers, it will be counted as 800 grams." The lady suddenly realized.
Not long after the opening of the "super department store", the complaints "drifted" to the court like snowflakes, and almost every complaint was about the "super department store". It turned out that Pig Bajie cut corners on the goods sold to people, lacked two pounds, expired drinks and foods were still on the shelves, and cheating in "super department stores" was everywhere. Pig Bajie won the people of Beijing just for his personal interests, and he kept his pocket bulging for a few seconds. The angry people couldn't bear it anymore and sued the Jade Emperor.
This is bad luck for Pig Bajie: The Jade Emperor sent Erlang God to seal up the "super department store". And return all the benefits that people deserve, and finally catch Zhu Bajie to heaven for trial the next day.
Pig Bajie opened the shop this time and cut corners, which didn't end well. He deserved it!
Bajie opened a shop composition 1 1 Four people got the scriptures. Pig Bajie became a pure altar messenger. He became a gentleman and traveled around the world. He decided to open a bag shop, even though there were many possessions in the Heavenly Palace.
So he found a good place to rent it. Lift your pants and wipe your sweat. Climbing up the ladder, a large piece of red cloth was hung, which read "net jar steamed bun shop". Passers-by stopped and shouted, "There is finally a steamed bun shop in this street. The road to breakfast is not far away. " When the sun rises. Press four big characters, and the dragon in front of the steamed stuffed bun is at the door. People say, "I don't know if the steamed bread made by this new boy is good or not, and the service attitude is good."
Only heard a loud cry: "coming!" " "A hot air swept the whole shop. The guests shook hands, found the money and were hungry. This gun: "I want three." Squeeze like this: "Come on, two". Pig's heart bloomed at once, and business was good. He whispered the cold war mantra: "whew, whew, whew!" "Many young people have come to serve. People bought steamed bread, paid for it and found a place to eat. Yo, look at this meat bag! The skin is crispy and the meat is fragrant, and a bite is full of oil and water. The meat is white and red, fragrant and tender. The guest ate, and the pig smiled. The store is full of fragrance. Sure enough, the pig tasted a lot of delicious food in the heavenly palace and learned many cooking methods. Steamed bread is of course easy. Besides, how can these ordinary people know the magic of immortals? Other steamed buns are better!
A year passed quickly. Pig's shop is booming, and its assets have reached one million. Suddenly one day, he saw on the computer that the children in a certain place were so poor that they had no money and no food. As soon as he took off his robe, he took half the money from the bank and took a bag of steamed bread to Xiangyun. In order to get closer to everyone, he became a pig. Everyone is very grateful!
At this time, the Tathagata left with Pig and said with a smile, "This is really a good thing. For the people and the world, this is exactly what we should do. " While speaking, Zhu Bajie's divine power is also constantly improving.
A fairy lives in a bag shop on earth, and he always gives people happiness!