2. Don't be silly, in this hot summer, only mosquitoes have been unfailing to you.
3. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, break the Dove, pinch the instant noodles.
4. In summer, when I take a shower, I feel like I'm helping mosquitoes wash dishes.
5. If my life is a movie, you're the ad that pops up.
6. If mosquitoes didn't suck blood and pumped fat instead, what a cute little creature it would be!
7. I'm through nine of the ten tricks to learning, which amounts to one trick.
8. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather be wrong again and again.
9. Now parents from childhood to let their children participate in a variety of interest classes, in order to not let the children lose at the starting line, but do not know, some people, born on the finish line.
10. If you're a flower, the cows won't dare to pull dung in the future.
11. I'm not fat, it's the swelling caused by allergy to life.
12. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not yourself that's disgusting.
13. I never hold a grudge, I usually have a grudge on the spot.
14. Every time you curse, have you ever considered the feelings of the other side? I try not to use the dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.
15. Exam test so many years, how not to engage in an anniversary celebration, such as the test forty to send twenty, over two subjects to send a subject, any two subjects free of charge.
16. The difference between you and the school bully is that all your flash of insight is his basic question.
17. I wish I could buy my favorite person with money, so I could really die completely.
18. Q: What is the difference between not being loved and loving the wrong person? God replied: one has no food to eat, the other to eat to shit.
19. 80% of the pain in life comes from going to work, but I know that if I don't go to work, 100% of the pain comes from not having any money, so among going to work and not having any money, I choose to go to work.
20. Studying well is a lie to teachers, not falling in love is a lie to parents, and not going online is a lie to yourself.
21. The furthest distance in the world is not the end of the world and the corner of the sea, but the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, the bully in the self-study of Chapter 8, and I'm looking at the table of contents!
22. Everyone who puts his hands in his pockets is actually lifting his pants.
23. Actually, I used to be quite tall, only then I took a lot of baths and shrunk.
24. Just a very beautiful girl in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, who did not break this calm, until the hand tired, I slowly put down the mirror