I'm having dinner with my boyfriend in a restaurant, and a couple at the next table are also eating. The man has been urging the woman to eat more: "Eat more and gain weight." I looked at my husband around me: "I also want to eat more and gain weight." Husband: "Don't eat, it will be perfect if people gain a little weight. If you gain a little weight, you will only have a tail compared with pigs." Me. . .

Watching TV with my elderly father, he kept asking: Hey? Isn't that who just now? I was so upset that I got up and left. After a while, I lost my temper. Looking at my father's old back, I suddenly remembered that when I was a child, he patiently taught me that this was a frog and this was a butterfly, and I couldn't help feeling ashamed. When people get old, they become like children. So I went up to him and said to him, just like he coaxed me: I just watch TV every day! Go back to your house and do your homework!

I'm obviously a rich second generation, but I have to work hard to make money, and I obviously have a car and a building, but I have to rent a house and take a bus, and I obviously enjoy delicacies every day. But I still eat fast food, which is the difference between me and Mingming.

I liked to play house games when I was a child. There is a silly boy in the village, and we always encourage him to play the role of son. He is very serious every time, with a cry of "Dad" and a cry of "Mom". The tearful coquetry and crying are even more compelling, and we all secretly laugh at him for being stupid. In this way, at that time, most of our pocket money was used to buy snacks to coax this son.

Yueyue made a boyfriend and asked her to take it out for us. I didn't know that a man who had always had a crush on Yueyue suddenly appeared around us and asked Yueyue, "Yueyue, I love you. Do you mind having a boyfriend?" We couldn't help laughing, but we laughed and replied, "I don't mind, but the one next to you, my boyfriend will mind ..."

When my friend got married and picked up the bride, she was blocked at the door by her best friend, saying that she would buy the bride a car with a red envelope of 88888. Her mother-in-law was very happy and didn't stop her. . . My friend only had 11,111 yuan in his pocket, and I couldn't get it together, but I wouldn't open the door without money, and I couldn't open it anyway. In a rage, my friend threw flowers and said, I won't tie the knot, and whoever I love will tie the knot! ! ! Leave the bride with a face of Moby. . . . . Finally, the groom went back and told his parents about the situation. His father went up and slapped him, so he went again with the money. . . Right. I went again. .

It was only yesterday that I learned that dogs can't change and eat shit. During the Chinese New Year, I got angry and fought with my husband. He told me to come back and wrote a letter of guarantee, not to beat my wife, not to smoke, not to drink, not to play mahjong and so on. . . Last night, I tried to hit me again because of a little thing, but my son stopped me. He didn't do any of the guarantees he wrote, so he said that dogs can't change and eat shit. I don't expect him to do anything anymore. Let's watch my son live.

at night, my father knocked on my door and came in and said, I quarreled with your mother. I'll sleep in your room tonight! After a while, my mother came in and said, go out and tell your father something. Then the door was locked, and I went into my parents' room to know that the air conditioner in their room was broken. . .

When the conductor made up the ticket, the conductor asked, "Where can I make up the ticket?" Zhengzhou!' "Do you have children?" "There is one." "How old is it?" "Four and a half years old." "Is it more than one meter two?" "I don't think so." "Come and see if it's over." "ah? My child is in my hometown! " In the old. . . . Old home? The conductor paused for several seconds, feeling this sister natural to stay!

People always complain that they are getting stale. Do you know why? Because people used to eat fat only during the Chinese New Year, now you can eat fat at ordinary times.

I went downstairs for dinner and saw a couple. The woman was playing with her mobile phone, and the man was feeding her. The woman said while eating, "That's very skilled!" The man is very proud: "Of course, from practice!" The woman's face immediately changed, and she slapped the table with a meal in her mouth and scolded, "Say, who did you practice with?" The man thought for a while and whispered, "Dog! Take care of your body and pay attention to your health (41 sentences)

Take care of your body and pay attention to your health (Part 1)

1. Good health can create thousands of wealth, but thousands of wealth cannot be exchanged for good health.

2. Health is everything. Without health, you have nothing.

3. thousand health care, ten thousand health care, and mental balance are the key.

4. What's wrong with you? There's nothing without money. Don't want health without anything. Health is not everything. Without health, there is nothing!

5. Life is maintained by constantly absorbing nutrients, and health is consolidated by long-term exercise; A reasonable diet, a good attitude and persistent exercise make a vigorous life!

6. Exercise can replace health care products, but all drugs and health care products can't replace exercise.

7. The biggest sorrow in life is that the son wants to be filial and his relatives are absent; The greatest sorrow in life is that the family dies before the rich; The greatest pity in life is that I didn't know what I should do until I was dying.

8. It is a human responsibility to keep healthy. -(Dutch philosopher) Spinnor

9. It's tiring to go to work after work, but no matter how busy you are, you should pay attention to your health!

11. Without health, there is no real happiness in life. Rousseau, French enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator and writer

11. No matter how many bumps and thorns you try, no matter how busy or tired you are, you should pay attention to your health and rest!

12. Smart people can understand, smart people can see accurately, and smart people can see far. The voice of the wise is the direction of fools. If you can't give up your ignorance in the past, you can't walk into the hall of wisdom and treat health. Prejudice is more terrible than ignorance!

13. Physical exercise is like bank savings, which can become huge sum after a long period of time. Health and fitness, such as climbing a mountain, keeps climbing along, and perseverance will prolong life!

14. It's better to have a good habit. Without a calm habit, there will be no healthy body, a reasonable diet, regular daily life, moderate exercise and a cheerful attitude, which are the cornerstones of physical and mental health!

15. I hope I can stick to it. Sweating once a day, I feel refreshed. Good health is more important than anything else.

16. "four noes" prolong life and prolong life: don't worry, don't worry, don't get old for a hundred years, don't be lazy, don't live long and prolong life.

17. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the epidemic is fierce. Don't be afraid, don't worry, be happy and you won't get sick. Exercise more, clean up diligently, and health and happiness will always accompany you!

18. Happiness is a panacea for longevity, diligence is a panacea for health, exercise is an investment in health, and longevity is a reward for fitness. It's better to be indifferent to tranquility than medicine when you meet Mo Wen for studying in spring!

19. Health comes from healthy living habits, and health requires an optimistic and cheerful attitude towards life.

21. For any organism, health is a dynamic balance. This is a state of balance: energy and matter are input and output evenly (even allowing growth). Take care of your health and pay attention to your health (Part II)

21. Health preservation is the companion of longevity, and health is the friend of longevity.

22. Treat the mind first, and treat the heart first with medicine; Physical health strengthens the body and mental health strengthens the heart.

23. Health is the greatest wealth.

24. People who don't cherish health are because they don't understand the value of health; People who don't cherish health are because they have never lost their health; People who don't cherish health are because they have never paid attention to health!

25. Without the habit of being calm, people will have no healthy body. Game saint shoucang.

26. The official is not big or small, just capable; Money is not much, just enough to spend; There are not many friends, just bosom friends; There are not many children, so filial piety is good; How old you are, how healthy you are!

27. Pay attention to keep warm in cold weather, and pay attention to your health no matter how busy you are!

28. If I have super powers, I will definitely light up the dark corner in your heart and beat the monster away. No matter how busy I am, I must pay attention to my health!

29. As long as you are healthy all your life, you will be happy.

31. Get better! Health is more important than anything else, and everyone feels distressed when they see it.

31. Health is the lifeblood and capital of success.

32. Health is not a matter of physical condition, but a matter of mental condition. -(America) Mrs. Eddie

33. Narrow-minded, petty, haggle over every ounce, short life. Generous, relaxed and happy, generous, long and healthy.

34. The sky is afraid of dark clouds, the land is afraid of famine, and people are afraid of disease, grass and frost. Diseases of the mind are more dangerous than diseases of the body.

35. An autumn rain and a cold, how many cares make friends; It's getting colder and autumn is getting stronger. Pay attention to your health and take care; Remember to take good care of your clothes.

36. Life lies in exercise. -(France) Voltaire

37. To form a good habit is to store health, and to indulge bad habits is to overdraw life. People who can't spare time for fitness on the excuse will make time for medical treatment sooner or later!

38. Those who live in an orderly way, eat well, exercise well, keep an inner spirit and be optimistic and open-minded will be blessed without praying for goodness, and prolong their lives without asking for life!

39. Dreams are very important. Your body and voice are more important. For us, your body is more important than anything else. I see your strength in my eyes and it hurts in my heart. Thank you, because I met you.

41. Health is a condition of wisdom and a sign of happiness. American writer Emerson's classic quotations are a little sad

1. From the first time I met you, I couldn't control my feelings. Looking at your eyes intentionally or unintentionally, I want to tell you the words in my heart, but I am afraid of being rejected.

2. It's you, with a pure and kind heart, without the slightest hypocrisy, without expecting anything in return, wholeheartedly and willingly giving all your enthusiasm; It's you who love what you love without reservation, without resentment in the world and without any extravagant demands; It's you, persistent and sure, who stood up when I needed help. You are a sincere person, your sincerity, touched me and made me fall in love with you on my own initiative.

3. In love, no agreement or promise is beautiful, and nothing can be relied on except the beautiful love itself day after day. But as long as doubts arise, everything sinks into nothingness.

4. Men's love comes from looking down, while women's love comes from looking up. If love is like a mountain, then the more men go up, the more women they can look down on, while the less men women can look up on.

5. when I was fat, I didn't dislike people who were kind to me. I took a small notebook and wrote it down. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

6. Don't stay in the comfort zone of your mind. Sometimes you feel depressed, lonely and miserable, which is the correct state. Therefore, the real enjoyment comes from your positive interpretation of the bitterness of life, rather than the worthless sense of security you expect. -Yi Shu

7. I want to elope with you and go to the farthest town. There is no earthly disturbance, no money and no desire; Without jealousy and fear; There is no endless work and the car's harsh horn. We enjoy the sunshine and flowers together, and smile frankly at strangers without any worries. It seems to grasp the gate of time, and gently pull it to make happiness slow and long. Just hold hands and walk together to the end of the years.

8. I thought I could turn into a sunny cloud with a breath, but I didn't expect it to condense into raindrops in the corner of my eyes. In this cold winter night, love is like a luxury, which makes people who love each other happier and makes people who are alone unbearable.

9. Try to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat.

11. To make love simple, it is best to choose the right person. A person who really deserves to love and knows how to love back will naturally make love simple. In this way, there is no need to guess the mind between two people at ordinary times, and there is no need to worry about the whereabouts; Don't be afraid of being provoked unintentionally, and don't doubt the motivation to do anything. Between the two people, there is a little concern, but it will not be entangled; Between two people, I miss a little, but I won't be sad.

11. What touched me most about this sleeping little prince was his feelings for a rose. Even when he fell asleep, the shadow of that rose still lit up his life like a light.

12. Human beings are really fragile creatures. Obviously so weak. But always busy worrying about others. Obviously there is no power. But always try very hard to protect others. Why are you so persistent? Me. I'm just an umbrella man.

13. When you really like someone, just sit quietly in a corner and look at him even with a very casual smile, and you will suddenly feel lost. -Xixi

14. Without your city, I am like a warm man without love; When I miss you very much, I will call your name quietly and gently. I love you! This is my lifelong commitment!

15. I think, after breaking up. Only the unwilling person will always be sarcastic in his speech. Chang 'an in August

16. I have something on my mind that I want to say. Maybe not necessarily to tell you, maybe some words are just to tell yourself.

17. if you meet in a narrow road in your lifetime, you will not be spared. The palm of your hand suddenly grows an entangled curve. Before you are sensible and after you are moved, it will not last for a day. If you can't stay, you can't calculate the fleeting time.

18. If you send me an um, I will continue to reply to you. If I send you an um, I will never reply again. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

19. The more you want to know whether you have forgotten, the clearer you will remember. I once heard that when you can no longer have something, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

21. The warmest love will have the coldest ending. Socrates

21. Love is not to love a perfect person, but to accept that he is an imperfect person like me. We are all imperfect and have too many shortcomings; However, it is these imperfections, the eternal desolation and devastation of love that make me grateful and extend a pair of trembling hands to caress the person who still loves me so much and is willing to accompany me. A thorough understanding of life's Buddhist classic quotations

People don't necessarily believe in Buddhism, but they must have Buddhist nature, that is, the virtue of "consciousness" and "awareness of others". Buddha nature, the most important word is "goodness"; In Zen, the word "light" is the most important.

if you treat others with Buddha, you are Buddha yourself; Understanding people with Buddha nature, people can be both Buddha and Buddha.

be kind and light the heart lamp; Wisdom; Make the heart light bright.

Good people can often turn adversity into luck; Chueh-hui's people can often save the day.

In society, the more people are kind, the more harmonious they will be; Life, the more grateful the heart, the better.

it's kindness not to talk about the length of others, not to think about their grievances; Always treat people sincerely and concentrate on doing things day and night, which is a good move.

A kind-hearted person must be attractive in appearance; People who are content in their hearts must live happily.

greed is the root of pain.