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1, broke up with his ex-girlfriend for three years. I just went to the supermarket to buy food and met her with a big belly. I chose yogurt that is about to expire at the promotion counter, and my heart suddenly became sour. Why do some people have to wait until the expiration date to buy such delicious yogurt?

You said that your ex-boyfriend would hug you when you were cold. I'm anxious. Where to find your ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night?

A luxury car just passed by me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

4. me during the day: staying up late is a dog. Me at four o'clock in the morning: the puppy has to stay up late.

5. I really photographed some boys on WeChat. When I feel handsome, I will take selfies from time to time. I am speechless. If I want to send it every day, I want to see it. Please.

6. Research shows that drinking an extra cup of hot milk one hour before going to bed every night will cost a few dollars more than people who don't drink milk.

7. Don't worry, there is always a boy coming up to you with a bunch of flowers in his hand and gently saying, "Excuse me, excuse me"!

8. As long as you are my friend in the future, tell me who has no money, and I will tell you how you live without money.

9. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car with 4 million to 8 million yuan, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort and fashionable appearance. It would be better if it were a limited edition. I used it as a wallpaper for my mobile phone.

10. Looking back on the past few years, I have tasted the ups and downs of society. From nothing at the beginning to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to 10 million, and then to 40 million. Not to show off. I just want to tell my friends through my own experience that the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken.