1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money! The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other, and the other way around: it is love to open the chrysanthemum to attack and defend.

2. Even if men conquer the world, they will be conquered by women one day.

3. No one has died since ancient times, and everyone has to die early or late.

4. Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit suicide.

5. I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

6. Most men, like Tang Priest, will have n chances to get married in the process of learning Buddhist scriptures.

7. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

8. You'd better not use your own photo as your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

9, money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money.

11, gorgeous turn, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.

11. Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just plain beautiful.

12, failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when you jump off a building?

13, growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading

14, those who are particularly handsome but don't know it themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

15. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

16. Money keeps many people who love each other from being together. Money makes many people who don't want to love sleep together.

17. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me. I am so beautiful.

18. I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

19. Don't try to use the "beauty trick" on me in the future, or I will play along with it.

21. According to the pig's aesthetics, I am basically a handsome guy.

21. No matter how old people are, they are all young before money.

22. I will work hard, or people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

23. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge show that I am literate.

24. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

25. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

26. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

27. Be a low-key person. For example, I am so handsome that I didn't say it.

28. There is no predestination between us. It's all because of my face value.

29. I never write typos, but I write generic words.

31. My real life: I wake up naturally when I count the money, and sleep until my hands cramp

31. A series of Qing Dynasty dramas such as Gong treading on thin ice are linked together to form a living film "The Girl that Yongzheng chased in those years"

32. I have a father and a mother, no car and no room, and I have a wide range of interests and a kind heart.

33. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.

34. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch. It is painful to resist, but it is still painful if you don't resist!

35. In order to cooperate with the completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

36. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like coquettish.

37. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

38. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which is not only low in ratings, but also low in salary.

39. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others move to help you say sorry to me.

41. It's a fine day today. I've been indoors for a long time, and I'm going to the living room for fun.

41. I hope the school will implement OPPOR9 system, with five minutes of class and two hours after class.

42. Call me handsome whatever you want. I don't mind, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

43. Pigs have pig's thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, it is not a pig, it is Bajie.