On drinking etiquette

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If you are the host, you should first take the lead to raise your glass and say some words, if you are a guest, you should wait for the host to toast and then toast again, when the whole room together to raise their glasses, then the cup lifted to parallel with the mouth, generally do not need to touch the glass, when 2 people each other, then you need to touch the bottom of the clink of glasses, remember - - their own cup should be below the mouth of the other cup to show respect! -Our own cup should be lower than the other's cup, to show respect!

Toast can not be more words, you can briefly indicate the state of mind, such as: today is very happy, we can get together, let's have a drink, I'll drink first.

When someone toasts you you should stand up and look squarely at the other person, and when the other person finishes saying blessing or mentality, you should also say your blessing to the other person at the same time.

Wine can not drink more, but also can not not drink, should first understand their own degree is where, for example, know that they drink to 3 cups of drunkenness, then only to drink to 2 ? cups, otherwise drunkenness is very troublesome!

Note: Drinking, one is to have fun, the second is to ease the atmosphere when doing business. The two are interchangeable, and it's useful to be drunk or not when necessary, depending on what kind of twists and turns you're going to take down the road.

Formal banquet etiquette:

At formal banquets, after the waiter opens the bottle of wine, the first to be on a little bit to the host to taste. The host should first drink a small mouthful of careful evaluation, and then taste a mouthful, feel that the wine on the full requirements, and then signal to the waiter, you can give the guests poured wine, pouring wine in the order of: the first guest of honor, followed by other guests, pouring wine, wine cups should be placed on the dining room table, the bottle of wine do not touch the mouth of the cup.

People who can drink alcohol before drinking. Should be polite to taste the wine, you can first appreciate the color of the wine, smell the aroma of the wine. Then suck - mouth, slowly taste. Do not show their own volume, raise the cup without looking, and then drink, so that the wine down the corners of the mouth downstream. Don't show off your elegance by raising your glass with your little finger in the air. It is not advisable to drink and smoke at the same time. In view of the easy speech and rudeness after drinking, so the amount of alcohol in foreign activities should be controlled in their usual amount of alcohol below half, do not see the other party's hospitality or wine and food, they forget. Educated drinkers drink is not to let others hear the sound of their own battle team swallowing, pouring only eighty percent full.

You don't have to pick up the glass when the waiter comes to serve you, but don't forget to thank the waiter. If the host pours the wine himself, you must thank him by lifting the glass or even standing up or nodding your head. You can also use the "kowtow," which is a gesture of thanks by tapping the table a few times with your right thumb, forefinger, and middle finger pinched together, fingertips pointed downward. The host himself poured wine,

To pay attention to: all sides, equal treatment; pouring the right amount of wine, liquor and beer can be poured, other wines do not have to pour full. In formal occasions, in addition to the host and the waiter, other guests generally do not pour wine to others on their own.

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Drinking Stories

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Once, I have a buddy drunk, hard to pull us to go to the karaoke, but also said who do not go with who anxious, we have no way to help him to the car, to his home straight to go, lying to him that is to go to the karaoke.

To his home, his wife opened the door, he hugged his wife also smiled at us and said: "This is the lady is quite beautiful, a bit like my wife!" His wife's face immediately changed, just to see us in no attack, and went back to bed.

The dude greeted us and asked us to sit in the living room, asked us to order a song, and then told us he was going to the restroom. Into the toilet less than a minute, his home phone rang, his wife came out to pick up the phone, did not listen to half a minute on the "snap" of the phone to the drop, then the man came out of the toilet, to us cheerfully called: "brothers, tonight play it, I have called home to say that I work overtime tonight will not come back", we look at this situation immediately a one slipped.

Later it was said that the dude didn't go to work for a week!

l. I want to count the stars

The end of the year gathering, a usually very calm colleague that day drinking blood red eyes. The leader saw the situation is not good, quickly let me send him home. But when I reached out for a cab, this colleague did not get on the car, but instead sat on the street with great interest. Only to see him raise his head, very boldly said to the sky: "Who said the stars in the sky can not be counted, tonight I want to count them all!"

2. Stop the police car

One dinner, a brother drank some high, the meal breaks up, this brother suddenly rushed to the center of the road, reaching out to stop the two are patrolling the 110 police car, and then pull open the door, sitting inside the police officer said loudly: "I know that you car a one kilometer (Qingdao's cab pricing is a kilometer), but the cab is a one kilometer, but it is not a car. kilometer one one), but you do not need to write so big to me to see, you think I am myopic ah ......

3. business is really good

go to the hotel to eat, there is a brother to go to the toilet in the middle of the day, came back to tell us mysteriously: "the hotel business is too good, even the toilet are set two The first time I saw this was when I was in the bathroom, and the second time I saw it was when I was in the bathroom, and the third time I was in the bathroom. Guys are strange when a group of people rushed over, grabbed the brother to beat. Of course we did not do it, asked them: "He did not mess with you, you beat him for what?" "Why are you beating him? We were having a good meal, but this guy ran into our private room and pissed himself and left."

4. banknotes give away

Then in the newspaper, there is a colleague, he has a special legendary hobby, a drink high like to give people money, a person a hundred, so that people take a taxi home. Who do not want him with who anxious, hate to beat people. But to the next day, he was particularly aggrieved to run from person to person in front of people, put on a pitiful face: "Big brother, give you yesterday's money back to me ......" The most hilarious thing is that the same thing to give money to people, actually happened three times in a month in his body.

5. I'm here again

Once, a few friends about to drink in a hotel called Fish Head King, one of them drank too much after the hard to rush to another hotel to go to another group of drinking buddies, we stopped him not, only had to let him go. But not long after, he suddenly appeared in front of us again with a bright face, while apologizing repeatedly, "Sorry, sorry, I just had a drink and came late." With that, he sat down on his butt and shouted at the waiter, "Come on, serve dinner!" Later we realized that after he left us, he got into a cab very sharply and shouted at the driver, "Drive on, go to Fish Head King!" As a result, the driver took him around the street and sent him back again. By the time he came to us again, he couldn't recognize who was who!

6. From Nanjing to Zhenjiang

I know a big brother, Nanjing people, especially like to drink. At that time he came and went on a small Mulan motorcycle. One night, he was drunk, but still rode his motorcycle home. At that time he could not see the road, only know dizzy along the 312 national highway all the way forward. Can't remember how long he rode, when he was a bit sober, he suddenly looked up and saw a signboard in front of him was "Zhenjiang Hotel". He actually rode a motorcycle from Nanjing to Zhenjiang! The most important thing is that he rode a small Mulan back to Nanjing from Zhenjiang again.

7. Arriving home

One of my neighbors, who likes to drink, often gets drunk. Once he got into a cab after getting drunk, the driver drove slowly and waited for him to say where to go. But after waiting for half a day and no movement, looked back, he was taking off his clothes. The driver was startled and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!" He said, "We're home, I'm taking off my clothes and going to bed!" The driver hurriedly told him, "This is my car, not your home." He stayed and thought for a moment and shouted, "Quick, get back to where I got in!" The driver asked why, and he said, "I just thought I was home and took my shoes off the door!"

Drinking

There was a man who loved wine as much as his life, and used to go to his friends' houses to drink. One day, he drank and talked at a friend's house, drinking endlessly, the host was very tired of this, but it was not good to say so, and it happened that the sky was cloudy at this time, and the host said, "It's going to rain, go back early!" The man said, "It's going to rain, how can I go?" After a while it started to rain, and it took a long time to stop. The master waited for the rain to stop and said to the man, "It has stopped raining, go home now!" The man added, "The rain has stopped, so what's the point of being busy!"

Drinking and Driving

Harry always liked to drive fast. Once, when he drove a sharp turn, he collided with another car, Harry jumped out of the car in a hurry and ran over to see that the car that was hit turned out to be driven by an old man. The old man had been scared out of his wits, but as soon as he saw Harry approaching, he roared, "What the hell, you almost killed me!"

"I'm really sorry old man, is it alright?" Harry looked apologetic and as he spoke he pulled out a bottle and handed it into his cab, "Have a drink, you'll feel better." The old man took the bottle and took several swallows in one gulp before gasping again and screaming, "You almost killed me!" Harry urged the old man to take a few more gulps. This time the old man threw his neck back and drank the bottom of the bottle, he wiped his lips, turned to Harry with a smile and said, "Thanks. I feel much better now. But why don't you drink some?"

"Oh, I don't want to drink right now, I'm going to wait here until the police come." Harry replied.

Drunken Couple

There was a couple who were both alcoholics and often drank together. One time, the couple was drinking together again, and they were both almost drunk. At this time, the wife said to her husband, "You. Don't drink any more, look at you. Your head is all drunk. Two now..."

Drunken Couple

The day drunken couple were drinking together and both ended up getting drunk. On the way home, the husband picks up a mirror on the side of the road, looks in it, and says to himself, "Who is this? How come it looks so familiar?" The wife grabbed the mirror, looked at it and said, "You really drink too much, even I you do not recognize...."

Beer sound

Mr. Qian, one day in the drinking scene is not winning, confused in the women's toilet by mistake, vomiting in the cubicle, at this time, a lady in the toilet to urinate, the money heard the sound of its urine mistakenly thought that someone in the pouring of beer, angrily: "I have long said not to drink, and who in the pour?" The lady was shocked by what she heard, so she held her urine, wanting to wait until the money was gone before relieving herself, but she never thought she could hold in a fart, Mr. Qian was furious, and slapped his hand on the partition, loudly reprimanding: "I said I won't drink it anymore, who started a bottle again? Who started it and who drank it!"

All drunkenness

A certain gentleman good wine, a day out of the drunkenness, after stopping a cab home, just driving a lady, a certain gentleman on the car, on the muddle said the place, after a while, he began to untie his tie, the female driver thought it was after he drank the hot, did not care, but he actually unbuttoned his shirt, and then take off the chair in the front row, this is the The female driver stopped the car and asked a certain gentleman: "What are you doing? Want to molest ah!" A certain gentleman was shocked and said, "Who are you? What are you doing in my house? I have a wife!" The female driver cried and laughed.

By wine

Two people love to drink, one loves to drink Lao Bai Gan, one loves to drink XO, one day the two people in order to who's wine is strong and arguing, and finally reached an agreement to catch the two rats to drink to see who's wine is strong in the end, the result is that a black drink to a black drink XO, to the white one drank a Lao Bai Gan. After drinking, the black fell down, the white squeaked out. Drink XO that guy complacent, just want to damage the drink Lao Bai Gan that person a few words, only to see the white that rat scurried back, holding half a brick, standing in the center of the house and shouted: "Where is the cat?" ......

Drunk

Two buddies went for a drink, and when they drank until they were red in the face, one of them was a bit worried: "My wife is very powerful, and will probably not let me into the house."" I'll teach you a trick, you come home drunk, first in the door to strip naked, and then ring the doorbell. Your wife opened the door, you hurry to throw the clothes into the house, she saw you naked, surely immediately let you into the door." The next day, they met again． Hey, did your wife let you in yesterday?"" Oh, don't mention it! I walked to the door, stripped naked, the door opened, I hurriedly threw the clothes in ...... At this time, I heard a voice from the door: please pay attention, now closed, the next stop is the children's park．"

Good wine

A Russian, a Scot and a Chinese man were drinking together.

The Russian began to brag that our vodka is so addictive that you can't walk more than five steps after drinking it before you can't stand up.

The Scotsman was not convinced: our whisky is even better, you won't be able to walk two steps after drinking it.

The Chinese said nothing, turned around and fed a few mouthfuls of Beijing Erhotou to a mouse, which drank it and was fine, jumping and running back to its hole.

The Russians and the Scotsman laughed.

A short while later, just as they were disdaining the Chinese, the rat ran out of his hole, a half-head brick in his hand, screaming, "Where the fuck is the cat? "

Joint venture to make wine

Two friends were about to make a joint venture to make wine, and A said to B, "You put up the rice, I'll put up the water." B said, "The rice can be contributed by me, but after it is made into wine, how will the profit be divided?" A said, "I will never let you lose, out of the wine, I only need water, the rest goes to you."

Selling Beer Trick

A customer was drinking beer in a hotel. After he finishes his second glass, he turns to the hotel owner and asks, "How many kegs of beer do you sell a week here?"

"35 barrels." The owner replied smugly.

"Well, then," said the customer, "I've come up with a way to make you sell 70 barrels of beer a week."

The owner was surprised and asked hastily, "What way?"

Drinking

Our leader complained to me about being plied with alcohol by customers as soon as he came back from a business trip: factory manager Zhang was at it again, overdosing me, and Mr. Long was drunk.

My eyes widened and I asked: What did you and Mr. Long do?

Leader: -#￥%*-......!

Vampires into the Bar

A few vampires into the hell of Bar, a point of arterial blood, a point of venous blood, a point of a cup of pure water, the ghosts are feeling strange, who knows that the guy pulled out a piece of sanitary napkin and threw it into a cup, said in a big way: "I have a bad appetite today, drink a cup of bagged tea! "

Red wine and white wine

There is a man who has a wife, and one day married a small wife. He made a pact with his first and second wives: in the future, if he drank red wine with dinner, he would be sleeping with his first wife; if he drank white wine, he would be sleeping with his second wife. The first night the youngest wife was initiated, he drank white wine. On the second night, he said, "Well, white wine tastes really good! So he drank white wine again. On the third day, he says, "Wow! The white wine just keeps getting better and better! So he drank white wine again. On the fourth day, he said: white wine tastes better than red wine! The first wife really can't stand it, so she was very angry and said: ah you don't drink red wine, is it going to leave the red wine for the guests to drink ah?

Moet and drunk

The lawyer for the man charged with drunken driving asked a pertinent question. The arresting officer testified that when he asked for the defendant's driver's license, the defendant searched for it for a long, long time in the glove compartment of his car.

"Was the car dark at the time, and was there a lot of stuff stuffed in the glove compartment?" The attorney asked.

"Yes."

"Did he fumble around for about how long?"

"Maybe five minutes." The officer said.

"Good," Shiloh said, "Are you very surprised by the time it took you to find a small piece of paper in a dark, messy glove box?"

"Yes," the constable replied, "he was in my police car at the time."

Quit Drinking

One day, a man stepped into a wine bar and called out, "Two drinks!"

The waiter said, "Why do you want two drinks, sir?"

The man says, "One glass is for myself and one for my friend. He got very sick and was hospitalized, so I'll drink one for him."

The next day, he walks into this Bar again and says, "A glass of wine!"

The waiter says with concern, "Did your friend die?"

The man is furious: "Bullshit!"

The waiter says, "Why do you only have one drink?"

The man says, "Because I quit drinking..."

One glass not to be drunk

In a Bar room, a regular customer was drinking. He always drinks two glasses by two glasses.

The bartender asked him, "Why don't you want a big glass?"

"I've given up drinking, not one glass." The elderly customer said with a smile.

Drunk man buying a vase

A drunk man walked into a store crookedly to buy a vase to see the counter there is an inverted cup picked up and looked at, said strangely:" This vase how no mouth NULL" will be turned over to look at the cup, and then said:" How even the bottom is not NULL!"

"Please slap you again! "

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jiu who was a famous drinker. One day he went out on the street and came across two men carrying an altar of wine, so he followed them all the way to smell the wine. By coincidence, the two wine carriers didn't go far, but fell down and broke the jar, and the fragrant wine flowed all over the place. Ninth brother saw, panicked, ran over to the ground, fell to the ground and drank. The person who carried the wine had no place to get angry, so he slapped the left side of his face hard. As there was wine on the slap, Jiu hurriedly wiped the wine imprinted on his face into his mouth, followed by the right side of his face, and said, "Please slap him again."

Drunk Superman

A Bar located in a skyscraper business is booming, one day a certain A is not in a good mood, in the place to drink wine and drink, suddenly, from the outside, walked in a drunken man, full of the stench of alcohol, he went to the bar, asked the bartender to ask for a glass of tequila, after drinking the second two words, to an unclosed window, and then jumped out. A certain A looked shocked: "How to jump out of the building on the spot?" I didn't realize that after a while, the drunk walked in through the door again, unharmed, and he walked back towards the bartender, asked for another drink, and then jumped out of the window after drinking it again. The same scenario happened n many more times, and the more he watched, the more unbelievable it became, so he took advantage of the drunk's drink and asked him what was going on.

He replied, "The wine is strongly volatile and acts in the body to make one buoyant and slowly float down to the ground."

This is really amazing, it is incredible, but because witnessed, a certain A will not be suspicious, immediately and he ordered the same wine, a tilt of the head a drink, and then learn the drunken man also jumped out of the window, the results of a certain A he fell to his death.

The bartender saw everything, only to see him look at the drunkard, shook his head, and said to him with a little anger and helplessness, "Superman, when you're drunk you're simply owed."

To love your enemies

A certain priest earnestly warned against drinking, saying that alcohol was the enemy of man;

but he was addicted to alcohol, and often got drunk.

On one occasion he was caught drunk.

"Father, why are you drinking, didn't you say that alcohol is the enemy of mankind?"

"Yeah, but you know what the Bible says? Love your enemies ......"

Revolutionary Fund

A man came to a tavern during the Soviet period ......

Man: Have a bottle of Volga!

Waiter: 10 rubles.

Man: Last time I was here it was 5 rubles, why .....?

Waiter: 5 rubles for the vodka, and another 5 rubles for the party's revolutionary fund.

The man reluctantly pulled out 10 rubles and handed it to the waiter, who, strangely, found him another 5 rubles.

Man: Why did he find another 5 rubles?

The waiter: the wine is sold out.

Wine and meat

A man often gets drunk and repeatedly misses his business.

A friend advised him, "Wine is not to be drunk! You see, those cloths that cover the mouth of the wine altar in the hotel are often moldy and rotten soon. Isn't it dangerous for people to drink wine often?"

The drunkard replied, "Not necessarily! Have you not seen that meat placed in the lees of wine does not rot easily?"

Recognizing the way by the bag

A drunken man came staggering along, and he asked a young girl who was walking past him, "Tell me, please, miss, how many bags are on my head?"

"Three." The girl answered timidly.

"Thank you!" The drunk grunts, "I still have to touch 5 more poles before I get home 。。。。。"

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