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Tell a humorous and philosophical story.

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by.

"This is nonsense. The architect replied," Let me have a look. "

After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied with trepidation, "I said I was waiting for the train. Would you believe it?"

Epiphany

Some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt about it.

2. Seduce

An English gentleman and a French woman share a box. The woman wants to seduce the Englishman. After she undresses and lies down, she complains that she is cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay.

"When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm."

"Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

Epiphany

A man who understands amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand amorous feelings is even better.

3. Spoon

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter immediately brought it to him.

As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

the waiter had to call the manager.

The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Do you ..."

"I mean, where is the spoon?"

Epiphany

It's certainly a good thing to correct mistakes. But we often get rid of the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is that the wrong ones are added to the wrong ones.

4. Wrong clothes

In the dining room, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?"

"no, I'm not." The man replied.

"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I am not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat."

Epiphany

It is not easy to be confident. Straightforward people tend to humble themselves; And the person who is unreasonable is as heroic as an ox.

5. Call back

A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend by the way, but he forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? On the day of the quick report 1

, he received an urgent reply: "Yes."

Epiphany

When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.

6. Sad story

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel.

One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby.

after discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms, and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"well, Peter, tell a humorous story."

Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Epiphany

We are miserable, so we are humorous; We are humorous, so we are happy.

7. Selling Books

A famous writer is going to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked, "Does your store only sell my books?"

"Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books sell well and are all sold out."

Epiphany

"Flatter" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.

8. Help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?"

"certainly." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked.

The old lady said, "Write a short paragraph for me again, will you? Thank you! "

"all right." After writing according to the old lady's words, the middle-aged man smiled and asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"well, there is one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I am sorry for the scrawl."

Epiphany

If you refuse to help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it is better to ...

Tragedy of life

One day, I saw an old farmer tying a big buffalo to a small wooden stake in the country. I went up to the old farmer and said, "Uncle, it will run away." The old farmer smiled and said with great certainty, "It won't run away. It has always been like this." I was a little confused and couldn't help asking, "Why not? Such a small stake, the cow just needs to use a little force, won't it be pulled out? "

At this moment, the old farmer approached me and lowered his voice (as if he was afraid of the cow hearing): "Young man, I tell you, when this cow was a calf, it was tied to this stake. At first, it didn't stay so honest, and sometimes it ran wild and tried to break free from the stake. However, at that time, its strength was small, and it was still spinning in the same place for a while. When it could not help it, it faded. Later, it grew up, but it no longer had the heart to fight with this stake. Once, I took the forage to feed it, and deliberately put it out of its neck. I think it will definitely break free from the stake and eat grass. However, it didn't, just called twice and stood there staring at the forage. You say, is it interesting? "

I had an epiphany. It turns out that it is not the small wooden stake that binds this cow, but the spiritual shackles set by itself with inertia. Comments: Life is not the case. Some people always run their own lives as thinking set. As a result, they can't get out of the prison they set for themselves, and they have no chance of success all their lives. Think about it, in this world, who else can set you free except yourself?

story 2: being the taillight of others

at a meeting, I met a young and promising entrepreneur, Mr. Li. I heard about the legend of Mr. Li's entrepreneurship, so I asked him what his entrepreneurial secret was. He told me a story.

that was five years ago. Mr. Li was still working in a Taiwan-funded enterprise. Their boss is not only a big entrepreneur with many companies in many countries, but also a professor and a scholar-type businessman, who has a good economic mind and high academic achievements. That's why Mr. Li joined his company. Because Mr. Li is diligent and willing to use his brain, the boss soon promoted him to be the department manager, specializing in the sales of furniture. He has always done nothing wrong. Once, the company bought a set of furniture with a price tag of 211,111 yuan. I don't know why, but no one has asked the price for four months. One day, a customer took a fancy to this set of furniture as soon as he came in. After asking the price, he always wanted to lower it and asked Mr. Li if he would sell it for 181,111 yuan. Mr. Li also wanted to sell this set of furniture, but the boss only gave him the floating authority of 11 thousand yuan, but the customer was also stubborn, saying that he would not buy it if it was not 181 thousand yuan. After a long stalemate, Mr. Li wanted to call the boss for instructions, but the boss went abroad on business and his mobile phone was turned off. He dared not make decisions without authorization, and the business was ruined. Two days later, the boss came back and Mr. Li reported it. The boss was a little unhappy. He said, Don't you see that this set of furniture is hard to get rid of now? You should know my psychology, since no one has asked for four months, it means that there is nothing to buy this set of furniture, and the sooner you should get rid of it, the better. Don't say 181 thousand yuan, even 171 thousand yuan, you should sell it, otherwise, I'm afraid no one will even want 161 thousand yuan next time Mr. Li bowed his head with some injustice and thought, I have so much courage there. Seeing his appearance, the boss smiled generously and said forget it. Drive me first and let's go to dinner together. They got on the bus, and Mr. Li started the car. There was some fog in the air, and there were many cars on the road, which made them walk a little slowly. After more than ten minutes, the fog is getting bigger and bigger, and the road conditions are not clear. The boss was in no hurry, and he said this to him while letting him crawl slowly in the traffic. He asked Li Sheng, how can you drive safely in such foggy weather? Mr. Li said that as long as you follow the taillights of the car in front, nothing will happen. The boss was silent for a while and suddenly asked, if you are the first car, whose taillight should you follow? Hearing this, Mr. Li felt a shock in his heart. Yes, if he is the first car, who will show him the way? He immediately understood the boss's implication: under normal circumstances, you can rely on your boss to make decisions for you, and you don't have to share the responsibility. But under special circumstances, you should use your own eyes to see clearly the way ahead, use your own mind to analyze the pros and cons and choose your own direction. Who can Bill Gates talk to? People who only follow the taillights of others will never take the lead. After that, Mr. Li worked even better. Before long, he discovered a new entrepreneurial field that others did not explore. Through his own struggle and keen business acumen, he soon succeeded. His secret of starting a business is only a short sentence: being the taillight of others.

Comment: The two stories (The Tragedy of Life) and (Being the Taillight of Others) are related, and it will have a better effect to watch them together.

These two stories are mutually explanatory. If you want to be the taillight of others, you must have a free mind and choose your own direction by your own thinking. If you want to have a free mind, you must have the will to be the taillight of others, which is what we often say, "A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier."

do you want to pursue a more valuable life? If that's the case, then you have to have a free-thinking mind and the will to be the taillight of others. Otherwise, please honestly follow others and live a "satisfactory" life like that cow, and please stop complaining.