A Complete Book of Classic Dialogues in Wulin Tales

1. People are floating in Jianghu, who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, both used internally and externally, has miraculous effects. I got a knife and painted a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I flashed my waist and ate a pack, and I won't be old until I live to 211. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, the town's major drug stores in yiguang are sold, when buying, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting signs, gung, gung ... < P > 2. Go back to your homes and find each mother!

3. It's only when you reach the top of the mountain that you realize that the wrong way is only a few steps away from the right way.

4. Being a man with your tail between your legs is called chivalry. 5. Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

6. Laobai: Where's your knife? Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart. Laobai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in hand and no knife in mind. (Then the two men opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! ) the punishment catches the head and loses. Protest: Didn't you say that there is no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart? Laobai: Yes, I am a pair of scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted-my sister is called beauty and my sister is called discount

8. Ah, my fiery biceps ~ ~!

9. The proprietress is puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike. ING: You always eat if you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry if you don't eat for two days?

11. Scholar: How's it going, Xiao Guo? Tell me if you have any difficulties, and tell me if you don't have any difficulties ~! ~！

11. Guo: I can't sing. Laobai: It's okay. Brother Cui isn't here. You can lip-synch ~ ~

12. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him. If a person makes you moved, you will be willing to give yourself to him.

13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu.

14. you look at the clouds for a while and see me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are far away from the clouds. When you look at me, you are close to me.

15. If the tiger doesn't show his arrogance, you should treat me as Hollo Kitty.

16. Take care of my 7 uncles.

17. You adults don't remember villains. You are! I'm ashamed. It's good to know shame. I'm ashamed and happy.

21. Catch a thief, sometimes it's as simple as that.

22. I like you ~

23. Superstition, that is, being fascinated before believing, makes you confused and you have to believe.

24. Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu eggs and release hostages.

25. Have you ever been to the world? Second > Spring. I've heard people say <; Second > Time. In the first <: Second > There is a <; Second > Clear view. In that Taoist temple, there are <; Second > A Taoist. They like to be in the first <: Second > Pull by the spring <; Second > Hu, the tune is called <; Second > Spring reflects the moon

26. I eat more salt than you eat. That's because you have a heavy mouth. I have crossed more bridges than you have taken. That's because I am unwilling to move.

27. Beckham: I'm the boss! Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window! Beckham: Yes. . . You're the one with the sore.

28. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.

29. What is the fragrance of flowers? It's because of me. Why is the fart smelly? It's because of Laobai ~ ~ ~

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32. What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~ ~!

33. Hunger is wrong. Hunger is listed in the wrong order from the beginning ~ You shouldn't have married if you were hungry. If you don't marry a hungry husband, you won't die. If you are hungry, you won't fall into this sad place. ..............

34. After the Year of the Monkey, it will be the Year of the Rooster. Horizontal batch: one year is one year after mixing

35. Unparalleled: generally speaking, Hong Kong elder sister is the third ~ You really like Lotus in your dress: very ugly, and Asian elder sister is the ninth with a dexterous hand. Lotus: Your beauty is from the inside out, promoting blood circulation, nourishing skin, keeping ice clear and jade clean, making people feel pitiful. Your beauty is from bone to skin. and a moment that ought to have lasted for ever Lotus: It's unparalleled to return your beauty. Your whole family is beautiful. Lotus: You have a good temperament. You have good hair, Furong: Your only shortcoming is that you are too conspicuous and easy to cause traffic accidents. Your shortcoming is that you are too perfect and perfect to make people regret. Furong: You regret what? You didn't get greedy for such good DNA. < P > 36. The shopkeeper stole Beckham's letter and was seen by Xiao Guo. What if it is an urgent letter? Manager: Can you insert a chicken feather into the letter in case of emergency? It's obviously a trivial matter

37. Shopkeeper: What are your goals? Guo: Be a generation of woman! Shopkeeper: This goal is too far away. Tell me something closer. Guo: Raise wages! Shopkeeper: This one is farther than that one just now ~

38. Thief: Are there any thieves like you? Stealing things and helping people clean up their houses and stealing saints (white): Can it be done without cleaning up? I have to follow the footprints. Thief: You have the things. How many days will you give them back to others? Stealing the Saint: Can I do it without sending it back? You are in no hurry to lose things!

39. Lv Xiucai: Who has achieved the highest flying skill through the ages? -Ji Wubing: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil) Lv Xiucai: Who has the steadiest stance? -Ji Wubing: Liu Bei's son (Liu Adou, who can't afford to help, this is called a thousand pounds drop) Lv Xiucai: Whose hidden weapons is the most ruthless? -Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Zhuge Liang chopped Ma Su with tears, others picked Ye Fei flowers, and he flew with tears) Lv Xiucai: Who has the strongest internal strength? -Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Kong Ming plays the piano to retreat from Zhong Da, invincible ultrasound) Lv Xiucai: Who is so boring? -Ji is not sick: Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei eats the scales and is determined. Who eats that normal person? )

41. Don't treat a quick arrest as an improper cadre

41. Ask the world if this mountain is the highest, and a loving baby is like a treasure. If the sky is affectionate, it will age easily, and I love you so much that I can't forget it. I can't forget your tears, your goodness, your intoxicating lingering feelings, and the faint smell of tobacco with your fingers ...

42. It's as fast as lightning ~~

43. Advertisement: Mouth: Hey, how can I do this job after it's ruined again? Shopkeeper: Are you still cooking in an iron pan? It's high time to change it. The non-stick pan at the hall door adopts the recent copper technology at the hall door in Sichuan, which has large heating area, uniform heat transfer and rapid heating. If you put a little oil, you can cook delicious Yao. Moreover, it is easy to clean and it is not easy to stick to the pot. Now, I will give you a set of hidden weapons, which is made exclusively by Tangmen, on a first-come-first-served basis. It is sold in major inns and weapons stores. Welcome to inquire. Mouth: It's good for you to cook in a non-stick pan.

44. Argue with your daughter-in-law, but don't do it easily; Even if you want to start work, don't fight to the death; If you fight to death, don't delay treatment; If you are put to death alive, don't forget to inform us to come to the funeral.

45. Xiangyu: Let's get out of here first. Anyway, we can't go back to Shaanxi. We can go south to Dali ... Guo: Alas, Dali is so beautiful. The scenery is so beautiful! Xiangyu: Take a breath in Dali, and then we will go to Myanmar ... Mouth: Myanmar is good, and the bananas are delicious! Xiangyu: If there are still pursuers in Myanmar, let's go to Thailand again ... Xiao Guo: Alas ~ ~ The temples in Thailand are amazing ~ ~! Ha ha Xiang Yu: If Thailand still can't stay, let's turn to the waterway and go to Japan ... Everyone (resolute, turning around, disgusted): No! ! Xiangyu: Then Koryo ... Everyone (turns around, agrees): OK. Xiangyu: Go all the way north to Siberia, transfer to sleigh, and go straight to the Arctic Circle, and then go all the way south from Alaska, cross the equator, travel long distances, and go straight to the frozen soil in the Antarctic Circle, and then ... Everyone: Do you still have to go? ! Xiangyu: The last step, after reaching the Antarctic circle, take enough dry food and water, take a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars and start a new life! Everyone is intoxicated. . . Scholar: What should we do when we arrive at Mars? Everyone will beat the scholar up.

46. Zi once said: Knowledge is power. Which child? Bacon!

47. Last name? Call it? Where did you come from? Where to? How many people are there in the family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows are there in the field? Talk about it. . .

48. Tong Xiangyu's mantra: Oh, my God! The mantra of the criminal captor: dear mother! Guo Furong's pet phrase: avalanche Lv Xiucai's pet phrase: Zi once said. Bai Zhantang's pet phrase: sunflower acupuncturist Zhu Wushuang's pet phrase: Let me come! Mo Xiaobei's mantra: Sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (very sour) Yan Xiaoliu's mantra: Help me take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece!

49. Eat other people's food and let yourself talk.

51. Why are you holding chamber pot? Can't I take a shower?

51. I wish you a long life together and childlessness.

52. The shopkeeper Tong blamed the scholar for protecting Laobai, and Ji Wuming chased him down. . . Scholar: Wait a minute, Confucius. Force can't solve any problems. Everyone; What son? Scholar: Lu Zi. Ji: I'll die how you want. Next time, you don't have to shout first. Take your life-scholar: wait-you can kill me, but you have to explain first, whose hands did I die? Ji: Nonsense, me. Scholar: I ... yes ... who ... Ji: How do I know who you are? The scholar said with a smile: Here comes the question ... Ji was at a loss: What do you mean ... Scholar: This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. There has always been a question on you. . . Ji: What do you mean, scholar? Me, who is it? Ji: Well, I already know. Scholar: No, you don't. Do you know who you are? Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a generation number. You can call Ji Wuming or I can call Ji Wuming. They can be both. After you take off the code name, who are you? Ji: I don't know, and I don't need to know the scholar: OK, OK, then you can answer me another question-who am I Ji: This question has already been asked by the scholar: No, I just asked the ID, and now I ask the self Ji: What's the difference? Scholar: For example, when I use my code name to have a conversation, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you ... Ji: Is this question meaningless? Scholar: Then ask some meaningful questions. Where did I come from and where did I die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? Enough ... Scholar: Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a length of time? Where does the past time disappear and where does the future time stop? Is the question I am asking at this moment still the question you just mentioned? Ji: I killed you-the scholar shouted: Who killed me and who did I kill? Ji: Did I kill me? Scholar: Correct answer! Do it! ..... So Ji Wuming, a great master, died ... The scholar at the end: He won't wake up again, will he? Old white; I don't think so. Xiao Guo: What kind of statement is this, scholar? Knowledge is POSE!

53. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... less salt! ! !

54. Seize a little red orally-lipstick action

55. Put a drop on your face and make it sweet in your heart. A woman should be kind to herself.

56. I'm Guo Furong. I don't know martial arts. I'm from Jianghu. I'm different.

57. Captor Kuaxing of Guo Furong: It's really a bully (dad) in the Seven Chivalrs Town! Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

58. shopkeeper tong: a woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life. Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all my life? Tong shopkeeper: Do you know why you can't get married?

59. Teacher: Is this likui jy? Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei. Teacher: Oh, how about this? Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei. Teacher: How about this? Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong. Everybody: What does Faye Wong do? An extra actor: Singing!

61. Lao Bai: Go and read the whole Norwegian Forest. Scholar: Come on, what age is this? There are no such petty books to read. Laobai: No, you can't write?

61. Scholar: Why not let me write Spring Festival couplets? Wife of shop-owner: Your handwriting is too dry and thin to celebrate. Save it for Qingming.

62. One word: two words in Chinese: three words in sharpness: four words in mother's mouth: Oh, dear?

63. Big mouth: Is it particularly scary to put money under your feet? Money shopkeeper: You will know when you get married. That's why men have corns!

64. Mouth: Boss, you don't know. With her face, rapid changes and high acting skills, only Qingxia and Manyu can compete with it in my life ... Zhantang: That's because she is out of order, and Qingxia Manyu is playing beyond her level ...

65. It's not good to act like this.

66. Bai: OK, Xiao Guo. Did you learn to embroider penguins? Guo: That's Yuanyang! !

67. I am wrong I'm really wrong, I should not married, if I'm not married my hubband will never die ...

68. Qian Furen is too miserable ~ but she is too strong to survive ~ Xiaoqiang is not as strong as her ~~

69. Life is alive, eat and drink!

71. Laobai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in Qixia Town. I wipe it, I wipe it, and I wipe it. Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in China. I wash it, I wash it, I wash it, and I wash it. Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the world. I drag my feet and drag my feet. Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the whole universe. (asking the proprietress) What other words are there? Boss: Steal my heart! Lv Xiucai: Yes! The breeze and the bright moon stole my heart!

72. Stealing the Saint (Bai): Oops! Oh, my god ! What a trick this ~ ~ this ~ this makes! This is! ! ? Xiao Guo: Don't ~ ~ Don't ~ Is this the legendary one ... knife ... two paragraphs! ! !

73. Someone keeps a pig at home, which is annoying! I abandoned it, but it failed several times, but it knew the way home. After driving for a few days to abandon the pig, he called in the evening, and his husband said: Will the pig return? Wife said