Very meaningful jokes

Very meaningful jokes. I can watch some jokes when I am bored. The city routine is deep. I want to go back to the countryside. Some classic jokes can make people laugh and make you feel sad when you are unhappy. The following are very meaningful jokes and related information. Very meaningful joke 1

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1, I remember when I was in college, everyone was poor at the end of the month. My roommate struggled for a long time and decided to save money for dinner and go out to surf the Internet all night. In the middle of the night, I bought a bucket of instant noodles and suddenly felt two green lights staring at me. My roommate said a long sentence, give me some soup ... soup, so I had to say to him with great reluctance: Be careful, don't.

2. My buddy talked about his divorce. The couple quarreled as a bee, and when his daughter-in-law was in a hurry, she shouted, "If you can't pass, you will get divorced!" " My buddy was also angry at that time, and stared at the beads without hesitation: "If you leave, who is afraid of who!" . As a result, the two men pushed and shoved to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and the relevant procedures were completed quickly. When the most crucial two parties signed a ring, his wife picked up the pen and began to work.

The buddy was frightened and sweated out, saying that he had played too much this time. Just as I was about to kneel for mercy. Suddenly, his daughter-in-law slammed the pen aside, and with a wow, she began to cry: "Wow, you idiot, you don't know how to coax me. You don't know that what women say in life is not true. Wow." The buddy wiped the cold sweat on his head and breathed a sigh of relief.

3 Yesterday, my father came to the company to pick me up from work. I felt sorry for him and said, "Dad, I just need to go home by car, so I don't have to take a detour to pick me up." Dad kindly said: "in the eyes of dad, you will always be a little girl, and dad should protect you!" " At this moment, I felt warm in my heart ... At the door of my house, my father trembled and grabbed my hand and said, "Son, it's time for you to repay your kindness. You must protect your father!" Pushing open the door, when I saw my mother's murderous face, I immediately understood that my father must have offended my mother again.

4, my wife is getting a little tired of doing household hygiene! So, write down the words "family hygiene, everyone's responsibility" on the family blackboard. At noon, after the son finished school, the word "A" was added, and the wife found that the blackboard became "Family hygiene, adults are responsible". In the evening, after the husband got off work, he added another horizontal bar. The wife found that the blackboard became "family hygiene, and the wife is responsible".

5. When I was playing legend in an Internet cafe, my best friend came to my house to find me. Seeing that I was away, she took my nephew to the Internet cafe to find me and asked me to get off the plane and have dinner with them. At that time, I was forming a team to fight monsters, but I refused. I saw my girlfriend slapping my nephew's ass, and the nephew pulled his neck and shouted, "Mom, I'm hungry, I want to eat." Later, the owner of the Internet cafe and my teammates in YY voice advised me to take my children to dinner.

Connotation joke 2

1. Yesterday, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. She was very beautiful and diligent. Dad was going to smoke. She picked up a lighter and was busy lighting cigarettes and pouring wine for Dad ... When Dad was happy, he took out 1111 yuan and said that he would give him a gift when he met for the first time. His girlfriend took the money and said thank the boss, the boss, the board ... A beautiful girl came out from the inside. After coming out, she dumped her hands and threw a drop of water on my face. I didn't care at that time. The key was that I didn't find a hose after going to the toilet.

3. Go home by bus, and the young woman next to her is in a fire with a 3-year-old doll. She has been crying for more than 111 kilometers and is still crying! I said: elder sister, you feed some milk, you are crying like this! Looking at the friends around me, I feel that I have done the right thing!

4. once, I went to the bathroom, just as the cleaning elder sister was mopping the floor. Me: "Ah, are you dragging (taking off)?" Big sister: "Yes, it's over." Me: "Oh, it's so clean that I'm embarrassed." Elder sister: "Nothing, you go ahead, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, come in." Me: "Then I'm welcome." Big sister: "Nothing. If you don't, others will. "

5. A person steals instant noodles at work, eats chewing gum in a hurry after eating, and accidentally swallows it. He is worried. I'm afraid chewing gum will stick to my stomach and won't be discharged. Colleagues comforted him and said, "It's okay. The platoon can definitely be discharged, but I'm afraid." The man was anxious to ask, "What are you afraid of?" Colleague said: "I'm afraid a bubble will pop up when I fart."

6. My wife accidentally dropped her husband's mobile phone when she was idle! The battery of the mobile phone case has fallen out! And the 111 yuan hidden in it! The wife looked at her husband and said, explain it! My husband panicked and said, Oh, my God, the phone bill is fucking falling out!

7. A female student and her father bought a mobile phone. The girl insisted on buying an apple. 6. Her father was so sad that he smoked a stuffy cigarette. Finally, even the staff couldn't stand it anymore, so they couldn't help but go forward and persuade them: Sir, you can't smoke in this place.

8. All the bosses who set up shops in my circle of friends to sell clothes, shoes, bags, watches, masks, daily necessities, maka, and cute ... are already at the end of the year. Please pay the rent on time. Thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either. I've endured it for a year!

9. My wife is a female man. One day, when she came home from work, she shouted, "Honey, I'm back. Today, I met a thief on the bus. As soon as I passed by, I found that my mobile phone was gone. Haha! So I got off the bus and chased him for two stops. After I caught him, I was beaten, but he refused to admit that he had searched all over his body and couldn't find my Nokia. The thief cried and begged me to say, Sister, why don't you just pick one of these phones? So I took an Apple 6 back. " I said in amazement, "Wife, you didn't bring your mobile phone today. Isn't this Nokia on the coffee table?"

11. A man invited some classmates to a hotel where they often ate. The hotel owner asked, "My wife didn't come today?" A female classmate slapped the table and shouted, "I'm his wife!" Who is the woman you are talking about? " The boss hurried out. The whole table burst into laughter. The man was embarrassed to ask her why she was joking. The lesbian said, "Just wait for the discount." After dinner, I went to check out, and the boss said apologetically, "I really didn't know that you brought a lover before, and told my sister-in-law that I mistook someone for me. This meal is my treat. I'm really sorry!" Very meaningful joke 2

First, when my girlfriend comes home for dinner, my little niece always talks badly and eats well. My girlfriend tells her, "Eat well and take you to the zoo to see the big tiger after dinner." The little niece curled her lips and said, "I'm not rare. We have two tigresses at home." Everyone stopped chopsticks and said, "Where is the tiger?" "Grandpa said grandma was a tigress, and Dad said mom was a tigress." My brother looked at my sister-in-law's gradual change and said, "Oh, my stomach hurts. I have to go to the toilet." My dad grabbed my brother and said, "You are young and can bear it. I'd better go first.

Second, I played chess with my father-in-law. When I got a phone call from my sister-in-law, I put her on speaker. As a result, she said that she wanted to invite me to a movie and asked me to invite her to dinner in the evening. I hung up the phone without waiting for her to say anything. I was afraid that my father-in-law would definitely eat me!

Third, my sister-in-law was forced by her mother to go on a blind date, but she had no choice but to see the man: after ten years, I finally found you … the 111 yuan you borrowed from me ten years ago, it's time to pay me back this time! Man: Really? Then you slapped me on the playground. What should I do? I

Fourth, I was watching a fashion show, and my 4-year-old son was playing nearby. At this moment, my wife called, and my son scrambled to answer it ... Wife: "... where's your father?" Son: "I'm looking at my beautiful sister, who wears little clothes ..."

5. It's really hot. I think of one year in 1991, when I was a teenager, and it was such a hot day. I was idle at noon, and I only had one dollar and fifty cents. I wanted to go to the game room and buy six game coins for an afternoon, so I set off by bike, and I had a flat tire on the way. I pushed my car for a long time in the sun to find a mechanic. Take out your mobile phone and call your wife: wife, send me a photo of your face, wife: you damn fool, come back quickly, I don't think people will go home early. I said: hurry up and send it. I'm drunk with my friends. I want to vomit, but I can't. I have to take a look at you and try.

7. What I hate most in the company is not the boss, but my colleague, because he often tells me that my wife is ugly. I put up with it once, and I put up with it twice, but he kept talking every day. At noon that day, we sat together for dinner, and as a result, he once again called my wife ugly. I finally couldn't bear it, stood up and picked up the lunch box and slammed it in his face, scolding: "Can you not say such disgusting things when you eat!" "

8. In the past, people always said that they were poor for three generations, and when they reached the third generation, they would no longer be poor, so they could turn over and start their own businesses. As the third generation, I thought so when I was young, and I didn't know until I grew up. In fact, what I really mean is that by the third generation, I was too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, and I was dying!

9. A very beautiful female colleague got up late one day and rushed to the company without time to put on makeup. As a result, she was recorded as absent from work that day ...

X. Because there is only one key in the dormitory, the key is always placed under the couplet at the elevator entrance. Today, someone who came back from work to the opposite room of the dormitory was standing at the door. I don't think it's good to take the key directly. In case other people knew that they would be thieves, they kept knocking at the door. When I knocked for the third time, the beautiful woman opposite gave me a kind look and pointed to the couplet and said, there is a key there ...

XI. A buddy of mine divorced his daughter-in-law for two years, but neither of them found it again. If there is anything wrong with my ex-wife's family, I need to ask him for help. A while ago, my children had to decorate the house and asked my buddy to accompany me to the market to buy the floor. When I arrived at the market, the salesperson asked, do you want a composite floor or a solid wood floor? My buddy asked his ex-wife, "Get back together?" His ex-wife nodded firmly. "Well! Compound! " Later, they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau for remarriage.

XII. When I introduced my girlfriend to my mother for the first time, I went to the restaurant to make a reservation. My girlfriend wore a blue dress and arrived first. My face showed a surprised expression. My girlfriend noticed that my face was different and asked me if there was something wrong with her dress. I shook my head and said that your dress was the type that my mother liked. After listening to this, my girlfriend is a little more expecting and a little less nervous about meeting. After a while, when my mother appeared in front of my girlfriend in a dress the same as my girlfriend's hair, I turned my head and said to my girlfriend, "Are you surprised?" Not surprised? "

XIII. Today, I asked my wife on a whim: "Wife, you said that I am just so-so-so, and I am not so handsome. Why do you always tell others that your husband is so cool?" My wife said, "When I say you are cool, it means a pun. People who don't know you will think that I have a good eye and found a handsome husband." I asked, "What does the other level mean?" The wife replied: "People who know you don't have to say much. In fact, they look too cruel and should be pulled out and shot!"

14. One day, a woman asked her boyfriend, "Why didn't I pass the road test?" Her boyfriend asked her what the examiner said. She learned angrily: "sister paper, the car is about to hit a tree. If you want to touch the brakes and hit the direction, what kind of trouble are you going to make by slamming the horn?" ! !”

15. I have a buddy who is either bad or stupid. I haven't found a girlfriend until today. Today, we passed by the binary overpass and saw a girl crying there, so we thought about going up to comfort her. My buddy said in an unusually gentle voice, Girl, you are crying so sadly! Is it dead? ..... Very meaningful joke 3

1. Chasing

"What do you think of the incident that the old man chased the young man on the bus?"

"It's the first time I heard that paid players can't beat free players!"

2. Ranking

No matter how hard they try to rank in private schools, my friends' daughters belong to the lower middle class, especially the top three or four students in the same dormitory, and they feel even more miserable and have an inferiority complex.

Friends have played an important role by communicating with the class teacher: my daughter has finally regained her self-confidence and her ranking has risen to the upper middle class-since the original good class was changed to the poor class.

3. Inspirational

A very inspirational thing: There was once a male classmate who liked a female classmate.

Male students are a little fat. In order to catch up with girls, they only eat one steamed bread every day and exercise crazily. After a holiday, they are as thin as a different person.

Later, he finally dared to confess to the girl. The girl said, "I don't like you even if you lose weight."

4. Work hard

My girlfriend said that I would marry me when I was admitted to the graduate school. I worked hard to get in through the online admission, and then my girlfriend dumped me and said that I didn't have a job.

at that time, I was hehe. Will I lose my job as a graduate student?

it's been half a year since I graduated, and I really haven't found a job.

5. Forcing

to read a survey, saying that "girls are forced to be happy by boys", and the top names include "strong kiss", "strong hug", "taking out a date and forcibly setting all the schedules", "holding hands tightly", "holding hands vigorously" and "wallowing".

then I did it and was arrested by the other party.

6. Apologize

Walking in the community park, I saw an aunt with a child so cute that I teased her.

The child tilted his head: "Auntie is so ugly!"

The aunt slapped the child: "Apologize to your aunt! Why do you talk like this? "

The child cried and said, "Auntie, you are so beautiful!"

Aunt slapped again: "Let you apologize! Who told you to lie? "

7. Assign

the couple to the court for divorce. Judge: "You have three children. How are you going to divide them?"

After a long discussion, the husband said, "Well, we'll have another one next year."

nine months later, my wife gave birth to twins.

8. Fake

One day six months ago, my boss was not in the company, and I accidentally broke the teapot on his desk.

I rushed outside and bought an identical one for more than 311 yuan.

When chatting today, the boss pointed to the teapot and said, "I didn't expect these dozens of cheap goods to be quite useful."

9. Touch porcelain

Walking back to work, a car turned around in front of me, and I intend to pass in front of him.

the embarrassing scene happened, just like people: when he thought I was leaving, I thought he was leaving, so I stopped. When he thought I was going to stop, I thought he was going to stop, so I all walked forward.

After several rounds, the driver rolled down the window and said, "Brother, please leave me alone, I'm just a Xiali!"

A selection of classic jokes

11. Reasons

Xiaoming was late for class. The teacher asked, "What did you do?"

Xiao Ming: "Just arrived.