(Used in Hongkong and Taiwan Province: 1 100 million dollar bills)
Times: contemporary
Location: Metropolis
Main characters:
Li Shu and Li Gen: two brothers, migrant workers working in cities;
President Xiao: Governor of Bank of China;
General Manager Fan: General Manager of Asia Hotel;
Nana: a newspaper reporter;
Gaoshan: newspaper reporter;
Ai Ai: Manager of Public Relations Department of Asia Hotel;
Yu Fen: Li Shu's wife, a rural woman.
On the streets of the city, the traffic is like a shuttle, and two migrant workers are anxiously looking for it in the crowd.
Li Gen: (Funny, 30 years old) Dude, don't look. We've found seven or eight. People won't use us anymore.
Li Shu: (Humorous, over 40 years old) Don't worry, brother, find a few more, and go home if you can't find them.
Li Gen: Brother, we worked for that Feng for eight months and didn't give a penny. How do we get home?
Li Shu: People won't be suffocated by urine! If you really can't, take the train. Look at this house again.
In front of the noodle restaurant, the male shopkeeper smokes.
Li Shu: Hello, boss. (modesty)
Male shopkeeper: (impatient) What? I knew at a glance that I did it. I've called a dozen times. Let's go
Li Shu: (smile apologetically) Boss, I have been working with my brother for half a year, and the boss hasn't given us any money. Now we don't even have the fare to go home. Please at least let us do some work and give us some money. (Larry Gen)
Li Gen: (smile apologetically) Boss, please have pity on us!
Male shopkeeper: I pity you. Who pity me? Let's go
Li Gen: (looking back) Bah!
Li Shu: Stay out of trouble. Let's leave now.
In front of another restaurant, the female shopkeeper is cleaning.
Li Shu: Hello, boss!
Shopkeeper: Hello! Looking for a job
Li Shu and Li Gen: Yes, Aunt.
Shopkeeper: These two brothers, my shop is very small and doesn't need many people. I heard that the catering department of Asian hotels is very important, so you two should go there. (of orientation) That tall building is.
Li Shu and Li Gen: Thank you, thank you (glad to leave).
The catering department of a luxury Asian hotel.
Li Shu: (hesitates) Is this the place where we can go?
Li Gen: Why can't I go in? Be bold.
Miss Yingmen: Welcome!
Li Shu: Thank you for coming. Is your manager there?
Miss Yingmen: (Laughter) That's it.
Li Shu: Hello, manager.
Bi Yu Ming: (effectively) Hello, what's up?
Li Shu: We are looking for a job.
Li Gen: Yes, get a job.
Bi Yu Ming: We're looking for someone. What would you do?
Li Shu: I am a big worker. I can lay bricks.
Li Gen: I am a coolie and I know how to work with Gray.
Bi: We just want to stir-fry and cut vegetables, and nothing else.
Li Shu: I can cook.
Li Gen: I can cut vegetables.
Bi Yu Ming: Oh. Where did you work?
Li Shu: At home, I do well.
Li Gen: I cut it better. A potato "pops" a few times and becomes several pieces.
Manager Bi: I work at home. This is a five-star hotel. Just kidding, please leave!
Li Shu: Manager, please, you can let us pick vegetables, clean the toilet, and the salary is up to you. Just enough for a trip.
Li Gen: Manager, I beg you.
Bi Yu Ming: No, please leave! (Push).
Fan, the general manager, and Anli, the secretary, passed by.
Manager Fan: (treacherous) Manager Bi, curry favor with the guests. Why?
Bi: Mr. Fan, these two men insist that I work for them. I really have no choice. (and hold on to Fan)
Manager Fan: What are you going to do? !
Li Shu: Manager Fan, Manager Fan, please give me a job anyway, no matter what you do, no matter what your salary is, please.
Li Gen: Manager Fan, Manager Fan, we beg you! (pull)
Manager Fan: How do you pander? !
Li Gen: Mr. Fan, we beg you, let us do anything. A big hotel like yours needs people. Please. (pull)
Li Shu: Can't we kneel for you? (Want to kneel down)
Manager Fan: What are you doing? ! That's bullshit！ ! Manager Bi, please get them out! (Four people carry Li Shu and Li Gen out of the door of the food and beverage department).
Li Shu: It's over.
Li Gen; Bah! I won't leave you here, but I have my own place. Brother, let's go home!
Li Shu: It seems that we must take the train. (Two people walk)
Office of the Governor of Bank of China.
President Xiao: (sophisticated) Lao Zhang, our bank is a private bank, and its benefits are not very good. I thought of a way to improve our popularity.
Vice President Zhang: (This copy) President Xiao, please tell me.
Principal Xiao: Have you seen the old British film "One Million Pounds"?
Governor Zhang Fu: Yes.
Principal Xiao: I want to follow the example of "one million pounds".
Governor Zhang Fu: Do you want to issue millions of bills?
Principal Xiao: We don't have this right, but we can write large checks.
Vice President Zhang: Still open1000000?
Principal Xiao: No, a hundred million!
Vice President Zhang: One hundred million?
Governor Xiao: Yes, to a poor man. I think: within two weeks, not only this man will be developed. More importantly, the popularity of our bank will be greatly improved.
Governor Zhang Fu: What if he takes the money?
President Xiao: For such a big check, no matter which branch, they will contact us when paying.
Vice President Zhang: It's really high.
Principal Xiao: Who should I give the check to? (thinking)
Li Shu brothers looked at the brand of China Bank in a daze.
Li Gen: If only we had money.
Li Shu: When we have money, we do nothing. We drink hot food every day.
Li Gen: I want to find the most beautiful daughter-in-law. She is a hundred times better than Xiaocui!
Li Shu: Don't be angry. Xiaocui did not marry you. It's okay to leave. I will work hard with you for another year, and I will definitely find you a beautiful wife.
Li Gen: This year is the Year of the Monkey!
In the bank office
Principal Xiao: Lao Zhang, did you see those two people?
Vice President Zhang: Yes.
Governor Xiao: Judging from their clothes, they must be poor. Look at their eyes again, full of desire for money.
Vice President Zhang: Yes.
Principal Xiao: So it is them?
Vice President Zhang: OK! Secretary Liu, call those two people downstairs.
Secretary Liu: Yes, Vice President Zhang.
Secretary Liu, and take the door.
Secretary Liu: Let me introduce you. This is President Xiao and this is Vice President Zhang.
(respectfully) Hello, President Xiao and Vice President Zhang. What do you want me to do？
Li Gen: We can do anything.
Principal Xiao: There is work to be done, but it is still a big good job.
Li Shu Li Gen: Great! (Bowing)
Principal Xiao: You're welcome. Please sit down.
Li Shu Li Gen: Thank you! Thank you (secretary delivers water)
Li Shu: No, no.
Li Gen: Not cigarettes, not yet.
Li Shu: I met a big official. I was so excited that I talked about the differences.
Principal Xiao: Principal Xiao, we are migrant workers. We stayed in the city for half a year, the project was completed, the boss ran away, and we had no money. We have to find a job and earn money to go home. This is our ID card. (handed by two people)
Principal Xiao: (Look) Are Li Shu and Li Gen brothers?
Li Shu Li Gen: Yes, brother, my parents died young, and I brought him up.
Governor Xiao: It's from the northeast, quite far away.
Li Shu: Not far, more than 3,000 miles.
Principal Xiao: Well, I want to discuss something with you two.
Li Shu: What are you talking about? Give the order.
Li Gen: Yes, as long as you give the order.
President Xiao: This is a check for 100 million yuan. Within ten days, you can get 1 100 million yuan in cash at any branch of our bank.
Li Shu: (surprised) President, you can just give180,000. We don't want a hundred million. This is too much for us to carry.
Li Gen: That is to say, just build a house and marry a wife for180,000.
Governor Xiao: Not in cash. This is a check. You can't withdraw cash at the moment. Can only be used as a pledge. For example, after dinner, if someone asks for money, you can say, "I'll leave you the check first, and I'll go back and get the cash."
Li Shu: Is that all right?
Governor Xiao: Try it, it may have unexpected effects.
Li Gen: Can I use the Asian Hotel?
Governor Xiao: Give it a try. If something goes wrong, I will be responsible.
Li Gen: Brother, let's try. I'm hungry.
Vice President Zhang: OK, please sign.
Li Shu: Are you still signing the contract?
Li Gen: Isn't that a broken name? I will sign it!
President Xiao: If things go smoothly, we will pay100000 yuan in cash within ten days according to your request. This is my business card. If you need anything, call me.
Li Shu Li Gen: Thank you!
In the catering department of Asian hotels, Li Shu is very careful and Li Gen is very careless.
Bi Yu Ming: Why did you come back?
Li Gen: Can't you come to dinner?
Bi Yu Ming: Is this where you eat too?
Li Gen: (patting his pocket) Rich! Do you know what makes people look down?
Bi Yu Ming: Did you swear? !
Li Shu: Speak politely. (Finish) Sorry.
Reporters Gao Shan and Nana ate and watched.
Bi Yu Ming: You're welcome, please.
Li Gen: Hum! Angry, I didn't mean to touch Nana.
Nana: (female, 28 years old, quiet) Hey!
Li Gen: Excuse me, Miss, are you hurt? (look)
Gaoshan: (Male, 28 years old, capable) Be careful.
Li Shu: Sorry, sorry!
Nana: That's all right. Please sit down.
Li Shu Li Gen: Thank you! thank you
Attendant: What would you like to eat?
Li Gen: A bottle of Erguotou, four dishes and one soup, big fish and big meat!
Attendant: OK, just a moment, please.
Li Gen: What a nice style!
Li Shu: Don't look around.
Attendant: This is the your table! A bottle of Erguotou, a roast pork face, a roast pig's trotters, a braised fish, a roast beef and a meatball soup.
Li Shu: That was fast. (greed)
Li Gen: Brother, eat! (Two people eating, two reporters snickering)
Li Gen: Brother, I think that woman looks like Xiaocui.
Li Shu: Every woman looks like Xiaocui! Eat yours.
In the office of the Bank of China.
Vice President Zhang: I wish I could tell the media earlier.
Principal Xiao: Don't worry, there are often reporters there. Inside Asian hotels
Li Gen: Miss (full), pay the bill!
Attendant: (surprised) 100 million! ! Sir, we only use cash and credit cards here, not checks. (Two reporters watch)
Li Gen: I forgot my cash and card. Leave the check here first, and I'll go back and get the money.
Attendant: I can't decide. I'll ask the manager. (Go)
Bi Yu Ming: (surprised) Those two people paid the bill with a check of 100 million yuan? God, who did I meet? I'll ask the general manager (running upstairs, pushing open the door of the general manager's office and rushing in)
Manager Fan: What's your hurry? !
Bi: Just now those two migrant workers paid the bill with a check of 100 million yuan. Please have a look.
Manager Fan: (Look) You can withdraw 100 million yuan in cash from the bank check of any branch. Oh, my God, who are they? Oh, I see. It must be a billionaire show, making a news or something. I'll check it out.
Li Shu is uneasy, Li Gen is proud, and so on.
Manager Fan: (quickly extending his hand) Hello, gentlemen!
Li Gen: What's the matter? Don't kick us out?
Manager Fan: What are you talking about? Just now, I was ignorant, gentlemen Please forgive me. (Alpine photography)
Li Shu: Manager Fan, you take the check and we'll go back and get the money.
Manager Fan: No, since you two have no cash, you don't have to pay. It's my treat, and the bill will be returned.
Li Gen: Are you sure you don't want money? Brother, let's go!
(They go out happily, and Gaoshan and Nana chase)
Manager Fan: Manager Bi, who do you think these two are?
Bi Yu Ming: I can't see it.
Manager Fan: Judging from his clothes and hands, he really looks like a migrant worker. How did he get a check for 100 million yuan?
Bi Yu Ming: I don't understand.
Manager Fan: There must be important news and business opportunities in it. We must keep him!
The catering department of Asian hotels.
Li Gen: (looking at the check) Dude, this thing really works.
Li Shu: Give it to me. I don't trust you. (Two men robbed, and the wind blew the check behind the driving red car)
Li Gen: Brother, hurry up. (two people chasing)
Li Shu: Quick, quick!
Nana chased him from the high mountain.
Manager Fan and the female secretary drove behind him.
Nana: (Greeting Li Er) Get in the car! (Shang)
Li Gen: Master, hurry up and chase the red car in front!
Driver: OK. (Speed up, stop at the red light)
Li Gen: Come on!
Driver: Red light. (of signal lights)
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