Vip. They come from the northeast countryside. A couple who have gone through many vicissitudes. Farmer couple, now let's welcome two guests with applause.
Cui: Hello, Zuo.
Cui: Happy Spring Festival.
Cui: Uncle, please sit down.
Zhao and Song: Hey.
Cui: Ah, please sit down. Uncle He and Aunt He paused and looked at Zhao and Song strangely. At this time, Zhao and Song were very restrained, at a loss, and their hands did not know where to go.
Put it on. )
Cui: Ah, a little nervous. Ah, oh, uncle and aunt, is this your first visit to the TV studio?
Zhao: The first time.
Song: Yes.
Cui: I was a little nervous when I first came to this studio. Ah, you see, with so many cameras and so many viewers, you can relax after chatting for a while. okay
Really? Introduce yourself first.
Zhao: How to introduce it?
(Zhao Hesong looks at Cui in surprise)
Song: Then I'll talk first. My name is Baiyun.
Zhao: My name is Heitu.
Song: I
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Song: I am a chicken.
Zhao: I am a tiger.
Song: At this time, my husband.
Zhao: At this time, my mother.
(At some point, they stood up in succession, and Cui finally stood up. Looking at Zhao and Song, after Zhao finished speaking, Song looked at Zhao in surprise. )
Zhao: Oh, my wife. (giggles)
Song: I was thinking.
(Cui beckons them to sit down, while Zhao and Song sit opposite each other. )
Cui: Uncle and aunt, you are so nervous. Take it easy. I'm telling you, this talk show has a theme. He won't be nervous when we talk about it.
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Zhao: Hey.
Cui: Today's topic is yesterday, today and tomorrow. I think we should change the rules. Uncle Lai, you go first.
Zhao: (serious expression, hands clasped) I prepared at home all night yesterday. I came here today and will go back tomorrow. Thank you.
Zhao; It's simple.
Cui: No.
Song: Ah.
Cui: Uncle, I didn't let you talk yesterday. I'll let you talk.
Song: The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, we both received a notice from the village. Thank you.
Cui: Uncle and aunt. I said yesterday, today and tomorrow, not yesterday, today and tomorrow,
Zhao: The day after tomorrow?
(Cui's expression is slightly helpless, and Zhao and Song have been staring at Cui. )
Cui: Not the day after tomorrow.
Song: When was that?
Cui: Not one day. When I say this, I mean recalling the past, commenting on the present and looking forward to the future. (Say and do.
Hey, do you understand?
(Zhao suddenly realized and smiled, and Song looked at Zhao)
Zhao: That was the past, the present and the future.
Song: Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow.
Zhao; Yes, you asked a question.
Song: Hey, I didn't ask that.
(Zhao giggles, Song laughs, and the two smile at each other. )
Cui: (Helpless) I also made a mistake. Ah, who said that first?
Zhao: Let me tell you. Ah, I'm ready.
(Zhao bian says, taking out a red notebook from his coat pocket with his right hand)
Cui: (surprised) Ah, I'm ready.
(Zhao opens the notebook, Cui leans over to see, and Zhao nods while watching)
Zhao: The spring breeze of reform has been overwhelming, and the people of China have really lived up to expectations. Qi Xin has joined forces to cross the century, and a flood has not flooded the earth. Thank you.
Cui: (interested) This is a poem. (addressing the audience)
(Zhao and Song both laughed)
Song: It's my turn.
Cui: Ah, my aunt also prepared it.
Song: Yes, I said it standing.
(Song gets up and takes out his notebook. Cui got up at this moment and went around to the left of Song from behind the sofa. Song opened the notebook, and Zhao took Song's green notebook by hand. )
Zhao: Block your face. (Cui looks at Song curiously)
Song: The bugle of reform sounded, and the people of China were in high spirits. A knot in one's heart in the bay is quite annoying. The United States and Britain cooperate to bully people. Ah, thank you. (Bowing)
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Oh, bully, why do you want to thank him for playing with you?
Song: Polite.
Cui: What is this? The whole game will know that. Hey, uncle and aunt, today is the Spring Festival, so let's not talk about the troubles of the Spring Festival. Go ahead.
Do something happy.
Zhao: Oh, I'll go home and tell her you can't do that. UN Annan can't handle the Gulf issue. Why play with you?
Song: Then tell me.
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Cui: The uncle said that the situation is excellent.
(Zhao picks up the notebook and takes two steps forward)
Zhao: Dear leaders and comrades.
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Cui: Do you want to make a report?
Zhao: (looking at Cui) Is that all right?
Cui: Hey, all right, go ahead.
Zhao:
(pause) Hello, everyone,
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Unfortunately, there was a bumper harvest and the flood was driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment and praise the leadership of the party.
(While speaking, Cui is back.
Especially the people's army, the world is hard to find. Foreign countries are in a mess and intrigue all day. The cabinet will step down today and the prime minister will leave the DPRK tomorrow. End the battle
The financial crisis also impeached the leadership. Throughout the world, the scenery here is unique! (After a big wave) Thank you. I didn't notice it just now.
Took two steps, sat empty, fell to the ground, Song grabbed Zhao, Cui turned to see, and hurried forward to help him)
Cui: Uncle. Did you fall? Oh, get up. Did you fall?
Zhao: Hey, I took two steps forward and forgot. (Song beat Zhao with dirt, and Zhao turned to look at the sofa)
Song: Nothing. This is a success. (Zhao and Song are right for each other.
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Zhao: What a pity.
Song: No.
Cui: Uncle and aunt, how about this talk show? It's actually talking. Just chatting, just chatting. You are sitting on the kang in the northeast. So you ...
What it's like at home and what it's like here. Relax, ah.
Cui: Uncle and aunt, let me ask, you haven't seen our program, have you?
Zhao: By the way, aren't you surnamed Cui? Tell the truth.
Cui: Right.
Song: Cui Yongyuan?
Cui: Right.
Song; People in our village really like you.
Cui: Really?
Song: That's right. Everyone in our village praises you, saying that your host is very good.
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Cui: Really?
Song: It's just that people are getting taller.
(Cui is angry and helpless)
Zhao: Why did you do this?
Song: To tell the truth.
Zhao: What are the facts? Sorry, hehe. She didn't mean that. My wife is serious. Oh, my God, everyone loves your show. The whole village likes it.
That guy said that your host has characteristics, that you laugh like crying, (Cui is angry and helpless) Oh, that you cry like laughing.
Cui: Their village loves to brag too much.
Song: They also said that you
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Cui: (angry) Stop it. Ah, stop.
Song: Ah, stop it?
Cui: Then tell me about your parents. Uncle, how did he chase you?
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Ah, just take the initiative to approach me
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There's nothing to tell me.
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Not mowing my lawn.
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Is to recite poems for me.
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Always looking for opportunities to make eyes at me.
Cui: Give him a wink.
Zhao: Oh, nonsense. I remember I gave you a pen, a table and a big blame for your family. When did I make eyes at you? What the hell is Lear? (look.
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Cui: zhou bo is the young man and woman.
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Song: You don't know what eyes are? Why is there no culture here?
Zhao: What? (While speaking, Cui keeps looking at Zhao and Song)
Song: The eyes are spinach in autumn. (Zhao suddenly realized)
Cui: I heard it for the first time today. (Go back and sit on the sofa) Hey, uncle, it's not enough to send spinach. People gave it when they were in love.
Do you think this is a good oath?
Zhao: Gnome male-"Gnome male-",this has some history. Tell me about it.
Cui: Aunt said that.
Song: I just want to give him a sweater before the date. The former is poor and has no money to buy. As it happens, I am herding sheep for the production team. I found that the sheep lost their hair. I
I will brush the wool down and go home to spin it at night.
During the day, I brush my wool while knitting and herding sheep. As a result, I saw that there were two sleeves left and the production team found them.
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Cui: Oh, no.
Song: Not only did you confiscate the sweater, but you also held a criticism meeting to criticize me. Is there no charge before that?
Cui: Dig the corner of socialism.
Song: The fee they gave me was called socialist wool.
Cui: That's a big crime.
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; She is too sincere. You said she was released.
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Just keep it. You only give one, and the whole thing is like Ge You. Who's to say?
Cui: I heard that this engagement didn't come true. Then you have to get married with a decent bride price, right?
Song: I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. His family is poor, so it doesn't matter whether I play or not.
Zhao: Don't talk nonsense. At that time, there was also a household appliance.
Cui: What about household appliances?
Zhao: A flashlight.
Cui: Oh, there is no decent bride price yet, but look at the ups and downs of uncles and aunts for so many years. They live a happy life. I ..
I think this kind of power is worth learning from our young people as always, and it is an example for us to learn. (thumbs up)
Zhao: Hehe, don't be like us. Our relationship is in crisis.
Cui: Ah, before?
Zhao: Now, reform and opening up.
Cui: What's the matter?
Zhao: When we make a fortune, the two of us will build a two-story building. When the building was finished and there were more houses, suddenly they asked me to separate. She said that sleeping in the room would delay her study.
Language, when we are finished, it is said that the thing of feelings is that distance produces beauty. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance widened and the beauty disappeared. Eating every day is not serious. Call me.
Yes, I still speak a foreign language on the phone. Hello, dinner is over.
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Ok, let's take a look at this department.
Song: Why don't you tell the truth? Why should I share this house with you?
Zhao: You are so narrow-minded.
Song: All day long, you don't even look at me. You put it in front of the TV every day, waiting to see Ni Ping. I won't tell you to forget it.
Zhao: What are you talking about? Didn't Zhao Zhongxiang look straight when he came out?
Song: What happened to Zhao Zhongxiang? Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol.
Zhao: Then Ni Ping is my dream girl. Do whatever you like.
(Song gets up and leaves, Cui follows)
Cui: Uncle, what you said is wrong.
Song: No more filming.
Cui: No.
Song: I am not a person. What does this mean?
Cui: Not a few words, ah.
Zhao: Is it wrong?
Song: Cui, this wheel is pinched. Don't play it.
Cui: This wheel is pinched. Stop broadcasting. (beckoning them back to their seats)
Song: I have no culture.
Cui: Come on, after all these years, I don't think it's worth just watching TV.
Zhao: Yes, why? And then it got worse. This guy invited all members of our family, men, women and children, to a meeting to impeach me.
Cui: This is a big event.
Zhao: Later, after the whole family raised their hands and voted unanimously, everyone agreed with me.
Cui; You are right.
Zhao: Apologize to others.
Cui: I must ask my aunt to talk about the apology.
Song: One night, he knocked on my door and stood in front of it like a stake, insisting on reading me poems.
Ah, white clouds and black soil come to apologize to you. Please open your eyes and see how pathetic I am. Can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, my old friend?
Whether the ticket can still board your wrecked ship.
Cui: Uncle, what happened later?
Zhao: The sound of the waves remains the same.
Cui: Our program is coming to an end. As a rule, every guest will sum up in one sentence.
Song: Just one sentence?
Cui: Yes, in a word.
Song: From the heart?
Cui: Right.
Song: I really want to see Zhao Zhongxiang.
Zhao: Forget it. Let's not get down to business There is no shame in losing it.
Cui: Tell me, Uncle.
Zhao: Why don't you get down to business? Ah, who got the train ticket before coming?
Cui: Ah, thanks to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV. Let's be honest. See you next time.