customer: be careful, your thumb is in my soup
waiter: don't worry, sir, it's not very hot!
Diner:Watchout! Yourthumbsinmysoup!
Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
The waiter brought the steak to the customer with his thumb on the beef. "Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak!" "What?" The waiter said, "Do you want it to fall to the ground again?"
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.Areyoucrazy? yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak? WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?
waiter: tea or coffee? sir
First customer: I want tea
Second customer: Me, too-the cup should be clean!
waiter: two cups of tea, which one is clean?
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
customer: waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? It looks like backstroke.
Waiter what's your backstroke? Umlookstometobeistrokessir ...
Customer: There is a fly in the soup!
waiter: don't worry, sir, the spider in the bread will kill it.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
don't' tworrysirthe spider on the breadcrumbwillget' em.
waiter, there is a fly in my soup! No, sir, that's a cockroach. The fly is in your steak.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup! Nosirthat's saccockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup! Don't let anyone see it, sir, or everyone else will want it.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup! KeepetDownsirorThey'll be wanting gone.
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup! I know, sir. We don't charge extra.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup! ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
waiter, there is a fly in the soup! Sorry, sir, I forgot this when I took those three.
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup! Sorry sirmaybei' veforgottenitwhereniremovedtheotherthree.
Waiter, there is a dead fly in the soup!
yes, sir, it was boiled water that killed them.
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.