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Ancient poems/hysterics/couplets/jokes that reflect the harmonic character of Chinese characters.
Riddles

Jade in the mouth is really like jade

There is a heart under the stage, but there is no heart

Previous riddle: State

Next riddle: Idleness

Lu Su sends his son to ask for the way

Yang Ming laughs and opens the east window

Previous riddle: Please guide me

Next riddle: Welcome

The incense is left behind by the setting sun.

The fire has gone out, and we must keep our minds on what we want to do

The answer to the first line is: "Bald".

The bottom line is: donkey.

The winds of Wu are blowing in every house

Every house in the clouds is playing the one-stringed zither

The answer to the first line is: "Blow out the firehose".

The answer to the next riddle is: "Playing Cotton".

The white snake crossed the river with a red sun on its head

The green dragon hung on the wall with ten thousand golden stars on its body

The answer to the first line of the riddle is: "Oil lamps".

The bottom line is: scale.

Black is not white, red and yellow are not black, and foxes, cats and dogs are not domestic animals, nor are they beasts

Poetry, too, and words, too, and the Analects of Confucius, too, are vague about east, west, south, north and south, and though they are short, they are wonderful writings

Previous riddle: Guess.

The answer to the next line is: riddle.

Cryptogram

Countless voices blowing up the moon on the Xiangjiang River

One pillow inviting the clouds of the Wushan Gorge

The first line is a cryptogram of "flute".

The next line is a hidden 'dream'.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Filial piety, fraternal duty, loyalty, propriety, righteousness, honesty and integrity

The first line is a cryptic "eight", meaning "eight".

The second part of the couplet contains the word "Shame", meaning "Shameless".

Crossword: Nothing. North and South

Two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine

The first couplet: lack of one (clothes).

Next line: ten (food) missing.

Three thousand miles of snow and wind on one shoulder

Twelve hours of dryness in two eyes

The first line conceals "sedan chairman". The next line is a cryptic 'cat'.

Editing this section: Interesting pairs of people's names

Han Touhu - Li Panlong

Zhang Jiusi - Hu Sansheng

Ximen Bao - Nangong Niu

Wen Yiduo -- Qian Sanqiang

Shao Lizi -- Yu Dafu

Zhang Henshui -- Dai Ailian

Ye Qianyu -Cheng Shemei

Lu Xun - Xu Chi

Xiao Hong - Zhao Dan

Sun Hsing- -Zu Chongzhi

Editing this section of the ancient couplets

1、Mythical person Ni family girl

2、Ancient text of the deceased to do

3、Buns wrapped food full

5、Cutting constantly, the reason is still messy, it is the separation of sadness

7、Frozen rain sprinkled the window, two points east and three points west

8、Yatou gnawing duck head

9, Yu Meiren, rumor has it that the Jade Lady, the joy of meeting

10, Shanghai tap water from the sea

11, up and up long, long up and up, and often up and often clear

12, the first street of the Ming and Qing Dynasties of the three Wu, the reputation of the five lakes on the land and water

13, a cup of tea, to quench the thirst of quenching the yuan.

14, charcoal to salt return, black and white clear mountain and water goods.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow interlaced with soft and hard curtains.

15, the moon shines through the window, each Kongming Zhuge Liang.

16. The bells and drums in the tower, the bells are ringing all night long.

17, from the mountain to the city, from the city to the pei, from the pei to the river, from the river to the sea, every situation is getting worse.

18, a lone boat, two merchants, three, four, five, six sailors, pulling up seven, eight, two pages of the wind canopy, down the Jiujiang River.

19, set up a flat boat, swinging two paddles, support three or four pieces of canopy, sitting five or six guests, over the seven-mile beach, to the eight-mile lake, leaving Jiujiang has been ten miles.

20, so that the people on the people suppressed me benefit me

21, Cenxi landscape today Xi in

22, a good woman jiyousheng, ask the doorway, who can be matched

23, the frost frost, the children have no pair of feet cold

24, Xia Dayu, Kong Zhongni, Ji Dan, Du Fu, Liu Xiyu

25, this night and evening, the two nights have been more

25, this evening, two nights have been more

26, Jiang's in the Jiang Ting memorial Jiang County, Jiangxi

27, the big Liangshan mountain mountain small, small Liangshan mountain mountain, regardless of the big mountains and small mountains, are all beautiful mountains

28, this world into the scholar, all myopia

29, the province is said to be Qian province, the river is said to be the Wujiang River, the god is said to be black God, the reason for the ground close to the southern sky, but accounted for the north of the right color?

30, a year two spring double August, two times on earth spring and autumn

seven miles of ponds, line to the half-pond three miles and a half

Tie urn west of the city, the gold, jade and silver mountain three treasures

31, the family lives in Chang'an, out of the Dong'an, look than Pan'an, the talent is better than Xie'an, to repair the country in order to An, to repair their own in order to An the people

Bee hive bee tree knots, the wind blowing the maple leaves to cover maple

32, ice than ice water ice ice water ice ice water ice water ice ice water ice ice water ice ice, the wind blowing maple leaves cover maple door

32, ice than ice water ice

33, lonely cold window empty widow

34, half of the August moon is more round

35, know is to know is to know

36, copper basin frozen ice gold inlaid jade

37, smoke along the eaves of the smoke Swallow eyes

38, this wood for firewood mountain mountain out

1.Lotus (Lian) son of the heart of the bitterness of pear ( (away from) the child's belly sour

2. living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhu Geliang), complaining about the river surroundings (Jiang Wei) is really difficult to travel step (Lu Bu)

3. birds in the cage, the heart of the groove nest (Cao Cao), hated Guan Yu (Guan Yu) can not be Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

4. the two boats competing for the ferry, the yagura speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sails (climbed Kuai)

5. hundreds of tubes to compete for the sound of the flute (Di Qing) difficult to compare with the Xiao and Xiao He (It is difficult to compare with Xiao and (Xiao He)

6. The lotus root is obtained because of the lotus, (the even is obtained because of the Ho) There is an apricot without a plum, (the fortunate does not need a matchmaker)

7. Confucius was born in the boat (Zhou) before the Guangdao (Wu) dance started from the middle of Hanzhong

Harmonized Couplet

Harmonized couplets are as follows:

Taking advantage of the relationship between homophony and homony of words in language and text, a sentence can be made to relate to two things or two contents, a double entendre to express the meaning the author wants to express.

It is hard for the wind to blow me away

When will the bright moon shine on us again

The first line: "qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Bottom line: "The bright moon" is a reminiscent of the Ming Dynasty.

Spiders under the eaves are full of silk

Earthworms in front of the garden are full of mud

Previous couplet: "Silk" harmonizes with "private".

The next line: "Mud" harmonizes with "Doubt", a dialect pronunciation.

Because of the lotus, the lotus root is obtained

There are apricots that do not need plums to harmonize the couplet

The first couplet: lotus "Ho", lotus root "Even".

Bottom line: apricot is lucky, plum is the matchmaker.

Last night, I knocked on the chessboard to find Zilu

Today, I look at the mirror to see Yan Hui

Zilu is a disciple of Confucius, which can be interpreted as "the path of a chess piece".

Yan Hui, i.e., a disciple of Confucius, also refers to "the true appearance of the face". [NextPage]

When it was not yet unearthed, there was a section of harmonic couplets

and the place where the clouds are still vain

borrowed to write bamboo aria to express the will of the people.

The corn is blooming and the yellow is visible

The lotus root is broken and the dewy threads are flying

The first couplet harmonizes with the phoenix.

The next line is about a heron.

Confucius was born at the end of the boat

Light dance from Hanzhong

The upper couplet: boat "Zhou".

Next couplet: Dance "Wu".

Virtuous heart bamboo has low leaves

Plums with proud bones have no flowers on their faces

Jokes in Chinese characters:

1: The newly appointed magistrate is a native of Shandong, and because he wants to hang the tent, he says to his master, "You go and buy two bamboo poles for me."

The master of the Shandong accent of the "bamboo poles" heard "pig liver", and quickly promised, rushed to the butcher's store, said to the owner of the store: "The new governor wants to buy two pig livers, you are a person who understands,

the heart of the matter, right!"

The shopkeeper was a smart man and understood the situation, so he cut off two pig livers and offered a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's store, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy a pig's liver, this pig's ear is of course mine ......" so he wrapped up the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government office, to the magistrate reported: "Report to the master, pig liver to buy!"

The magistrate saw that the master bought back the pig's liver, angry: "Your ear where to go!" Master heard, scared face like dirt, panicked and replied: "ear ...... ear ...... here ...... in my ...... my in my pocket!"

2: In the job fair, interviewed several applicants are mouthy and boastful! Only one girl was very modest: "Today, I may not be the prettiest, I may not be the most outstanding, I may not be the most modest, I may not be the most ......" The examiner's eyes lit up: "Okay! That's you!" "By the way, how may I address you?" The girl replied, "Wei Bi Hui!"

Hysterics about Harmonies:Frying Tofu with Salted Vegetables - There are words (salt) first

Lime on the Mouth - Speak in vain (brush)

Fine Moutai -

Taking a picture of a pig - asking for embarrassment (look)

Taking a small furrow in one's bosom - soothing (comb)

The landlord washes his face

The land lord wears a vegetarian - running for nothing

Without a hat on a rainy day - on the head

The rooster wears a hat on an airplane - on the head

Selling shrimp without a scale -- catching blind (shrimp)

Hanging a thermos -- high level (bottle)

Blowing a trumpet on a hill -- fame (tweeting) spreads far and wide

Short ladder up a high room -- not able to catch a word (eaves)

Short ladder up a high room -hitching up the words (eaves)

Nuns in the nunnery - no blessing (husband)

Burning up all the oil of the lamp - burning the heart (wick)

The cesspit Guanjiao --Wen (smell) can not, martial arts (dance) can not

Good April glacier ---- open (freeze)

Blind man lit lantern ---- future is boundless (bright)

Four taels of cotton ---- talk (play) can not be

Blowing a trumpet through the doorway ---- name (song) sound Outside two white

Salted vegetables frying tofu - have words (salt) in the first pig eight ring taking pictures - asking for embarrassment (see) the blind man into the smokehouse ---------- Modern. (Touching the lamp) four taels of cotton ---- talk (play) not to blow the trumpet through the doorway ---- famous (sound) sound

●. The blind man enters the smokehouse ---------- Modern. (touching the lamp).

●. The air rag ------------ pretends to be crazy. (feigning wind).

●. Song Jiang's military advisor ---------- useless. (Wu Yu).

●. The seller of straw hats throws a flat stretcher ------ to stay on the line. (Stay Rope).

●. Brother is not at home ---------- less come. (Sister-in-law come).

●. Nephew playing lantern ---------- as usual. (as usual).

●. The rain hit the head of the yellow plum ---------- bad luck. (The first time I've seen this, I've seen it in my life, and I've seen it in my life.)

●. Half two cotton ------------ free talk. (free to play).

●. The bald man with an umbrella ------------ lawlessness. (No hair, no sky).

●. Waxing Weather ------------ Moving Hands and Feet. (Freezing hands and feet).

●. Father kowtowing to son ------ Outrageous. (Outrageous).

●. Public **** toilet still stone ------ cause public anger. (cause public feces).

●. Wearing a fur coat in reverse ------------ pretending to be a feint. (Pretending to be a sheep).

●. Confucius moving ---------- net is losing. (net is book).

●. Pregnant women walk the one-tree bridge -------- desperate. (Quite a risk).

●. The showman's towel ---------- packs a loss. (Wrap the book).

●. Tortoise climbing the threshold ---------- but look at this one flip. (But look at this flip).

●. The tip of the needle is still picking towels -------- not enough for the flag. (Not enough for the flag).

●. Blunt knife breaking bamboo ------------ think not open. (ringing not open).

●. Lamps and grasses beat drums ------------ don't want to. (not ringing).

●. Lamps and grass crutches ------------ can not do the Lord. (can not do crutches).

●. Salt store to talk about the day ---------- idle nothing to do. (salty nothing to do).

●. Zhang Tianshi crossing the sea without a boat ---- own law. (Own law ferry).

●. Blow the trumpet through the window ---------- reputation outside. (Sounding outside).

●. The Dragon King moves ---------- awesome. (Off the sea).

●. Lao Jiu's brother ---------- honest. (Lao X).

●. Empty coffin out of burial ---------- No one in sight. (No one in the wood).

●. Wang Baizhong Xieyuan ---------- rules. (Turtle lift).

●. Wear gloves in June -------- conservative. (Conservative hand).

●. Raw peanuts -------------- must be noisy. (must be fried).

●. The tanner does not bring an awl -------- real line. (Needle line).

●. The He family girl married the Zheng family ---- is just right. (Zheng He's).

●. Monk's house ---------- temple. (Miao).

●. Washing yellow lotus by the river ---------- Ho Bitter. (River Bitter).

●. The blind man wears glasses ---------- fake smart. (False pretense of brightness).

●. Dreaming to become a butterfly ---------- Thinking into flying. (Thinking into the fly fly).

●. Monkey learns to walk ---------- fake sympathy. (Fake ape).

●. Hardcover Maotai ------------ for a long time. (good wine).

●. Spider pulling web ------------ selfish. (Self-silk).

●. The blind man carries the blind man ---------- busy on busy. (Blind on blind).

●. Hail master nosebleed -------- is red. (I am red).

●. Break the casserole ------------ ask in the end. (tattoo to the end).

●. Walking in the watermelon patch -------- left and right. (The left and right are round).

●. Taking off the old shoes and replacing them with new ones ------ (change shoes to return to the right).

●. Sacks of burlap and straw -------- generation is not as good as a generation. (A bag is not as good as a bag).

●. Zhong Kui married his sister ------------ ghost mixing. (Ghost marriage).

●. Dung boat across the river ------------ pretending to be dead. (pretending to be shit).

●. Sticky Wo Wo mixed with yellow lotus -------- year by year bitter. (A sticky and sticky bitter).

●. In the drugstore, open the drawer -------- and look for the game. (looking for pills).

●. A toad jumps into a well -------- not understanding. (poof thud).

●. Singing opera rider ---------- doesn't work. (on foot).

●. Stir-frying salted vegetables without soy sauce ------ There is a word for it. (There is salt in the first place).

●. Eat dumplings without filling -------- naughty. (Pick the skin).

●. It's hard to get from Henan to Hunan --------. (South on South).

●. Hit the lantern and move the stone -------- accordingly. (Copying).

●. The water washes away the land temple ------ to keep the god. (flow God).

●. Throwing the whip in the plow -------- blowing oxen. (urge the cow).

●. The child's backbone ---------- villain's back. (The back of the villain).

●. Airmen tumbling -------- upside down. (Upside down test flight).

●. Rats fell into the water tank ------ fashionable. (wet hair).

●. The old monk lives in a cave -------- all right. (no temple).

●. The freighter went out to sea ---------- amateurs. (Outbound).

●. Fire burns the flagpole ------------ long sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel drills chicken coop -------- speculation. (steal chicken).

●. Sauce jar in the bubble stone -------- a word hard to say. (A salt is hard to come by).

●. There is a reason why firecrackers are set off in the well ----------. (There is a round sound).

●. The old hen holding an empty nest -------- is not simple. (no eggs in sight).

●. The ass eats ginseng ---------- waiting to be replenished. (back-up).

●. Pi emperor's mom -------- skin too thick. (Skin too queen).

●. Thousand years of stone Buddha statue -------- Honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Holding a sheep into the photo studio ------ out of the ordinary. (out of the sheep phase).

●. The wall is planted with vegetables ------------ without a margin. (No garden).

●. Talking with a fan -------- crazy talk. (Windy talk).

●. Ten taels of silver ------------ must. (one ingot).

●. Sleeping on the toilet -------- is not far from death. (not far from shit).

●. The Tang monk's book ------------ is a serious book. (A book of truth).

●. Small bowl of food ---------- rely on the sky. (rely on Tim).

●. The meat pot is thrown into the river ---------- drowsy. (Meat and drink).

●. The chicken feathers in the belly of the king ------ return to the heart like an arrow. (Turtle heart like an arrow).

●. There is a hole behind the temple ---------- wonderful penetration. (Temple through the).

●. The longevity star Qi Xianhe ---------- has no road. (No deer left).

●. Eighteen money put two down ------ long heard. (Nine Wen nine Wen).

The seller of straw hats throws the flat stretcher ------ to keep a lookout. (stay rope).

Half a taels of cotton ------------ free talk. (Free to play).

Buying a pig in a horse store ------------ is not that business. (No that city).

Father kowtow to son ------ Outrageous. (There is no such gift).

Public **** toilet still stone ------ cause public anger. (cause public feces).

Mother's House Sisters -- Suspicious (Aunt)

The whip on the stage -- Plus (Fake Horse)

Fire in the Hall of the Goddess of Mercy -- Wonderful (Temple Disaster)

Sun Monkey Sitting in the Hall of the Golden Emperor -- Unlike the Benevolent (Human) Monarch

Shouxing Shooting at Targets -- Old Cavity (Gun)

Shouxing Playing the Pipa -- Old Cavorting (Playing)

The old man blew out a fire on a straw -- stingy

The old man ran a horse in the alley -- the question was hard to come out

Tugging on his beard to cross the river -- excessive modesty

Tugging on a bell in mid-air -- 空想

Grabbing bees to eat honey -- brazenly shameless

The guardian temple to buy a camel -- nothing like that

Pepper fell into a rice bowl

Pepper fell into a rice bowl

Peppercorns fall into rice -- trouble

Flies fly into the eye of the bull -- they look for tears

Meat cooked with dried tofu -- there are portions

Tofu curd for cooking -- there is no need to say anything

Two people hoeing -- they don't care about the people

Peanuts for two hundred bucks -- they have a lot to say

Two hands holding a birthday peach -- it's a good idea

Two hands

Two horns blowing in the same tune -- they think of each other

The dry phantom worshiping the night fork -- seeing ghosts as much as possible

Bamboo shoots outside the garden -- nephews

A man not beating his wife -- good fortune

A scholar making a poem -- he has a pair of hands

Bald man taking off his hat -- he has the top name

The girl from the He family to the Zheng family -- just right (Zheng He's)

The boat in the stomach -- an insider

The tortoise's lid measures the rice -- what a sound

Smoke in the rice cooker -- lost

Mosquitoes under the bed -- nothing to say

Frozen tofu -- hard to deal with

The hot beans in the cold pot -- hard to deal with

The hot beans in the cold pot -- hard to deal with

The hot beans in the cold pot -- hard to deal with

Hot beans in a cold pot -- the more they are fried, the colder they get

The God of the Stove -- there are words in the words

No temple fair -- there is no hurry

Coffin without a bottom -- it's not enough

No money to buy a conch -- to save some

The castor in the bosom -- to comfort

The poor carpenter opens a business -- there is only one sentence

Carpenter's opening -- only one line (saw)

Pot mender's somersault -- backward (iron)

Zhang Guolao's donkey -- unseemly (ride)

Rooster wearing a hat -- official (crown) on top of the official (crown)

Chicken knocking ashes on the head -- a few (chicken) head to suffer

Donkey's skin on the wall -- unimaginable (paint)

Crutches into the hospital -- self-awareness (treatment of feet)

Crutches into the

Frogs jumping on drums -- understand (dong dong)

Crutches in the coal kiln -- bad luck (coal)

Pulling a mustache across the street -- modesty (beard)

Selling cloth without a ruler -- ill-intentioned (measure)

Selling shrimp without a scale -- blindness (shrimp)

Campfire bugs' butts -- not a lot of light (light)

Campfire bugs' butt -- not a lot of light (light) -

The monk's umbrella - no way

The monk's house - wonderful

The monk's brain - no way

The fox riding a tiger - fox fake

The dog's horns

The dog eating bean curd brains

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eating green grass

The dog eats green grass -- it's like a sheep

The blind man makes doughnuts -- it's a fool's errand

The blind man wears glasses -- it's smart

The cowherd eats crab -- it's not to be mentioned

The man puts salt in his salted vegetables -- it's too idle

The man puts a pot on his bed -- it's a reform

The man washes his yellow lotus by the river -- it's hard to do so

The man washes his yellow lotus by the river -- he is suffering.

Growing vegetables in the river -- not burnt

Pouring oil on a candle -- one heart

The plasterer fixes a rat -- perfunctory

The plasterer has no ash -- waiting for it

The plasterer beckons -- wanting you

The plasterer's mason's trowel -- just trying to paint the surface

The clay Bodhisattva.

The mudskipper's drums -- talk nonsense

The carpenter's cowardice -- just a word (saw)

The lantern hanging in the air -- a mystery

The empty shuttles mending the nets -- no rule of law

The empty coffins in mourning -- no one in the mind

The empty steamer on the pots and pans -- fighting for the gas

The empty steamer on the shoulders of the pots and pans

The empty steamer in the air -- fighting for the gas

The empty steamer on the shoulders of the pots and pans

Baking cage on the shoulder -- annoyed (brain) fire

The needle on the thread board -- hold back (don't)

Spring orchard -- reasonable (peach and plum)

Spring and Autumn looking at the field -- specialize in looking for the difference (fork)

Glass bodhisattva -- understander (God)

Zhao Kuangyin sells buns -- the imperial chariot (steam)

Zhao Kuangyin's nosebleed -- is (朕) in the red

Gouged out the eyes of the Judge -- blind tube (ghosts)

City God Temple's drum -- ghosts look at (knocking)

City God's horse -- not see the odd (riding)

City God's houdou -- ghosts noisy (frying)

City God wears filial piety -- running for nothing (gowns)

Pharmaceutical store licorice -- one less (taste) 朝朝落

Bozai is so shallow that he can just provide you with a few of the above.