Classic crosstalk lines recommended 1. Don't throw away this pair of false teeth, it is still useful. Tie a stick to it as a tickle.
2. Walking, alas, there was a question mark in front, and Liu Bei jumped up "Teng wait for a while wait for a while". Alas, there was a mushroom, and Liu Bei grew taller after eating it. Going forward, there is another question mark. When he touched it, a flower appeared. After eating the flowers, Liu Bei raised his hand. "
3. DuDu DuDu "can play bullets! Here comes the tortoise with wings. hellip& amphellip
4. What is your name? Ah! What's your name? Stop it! Saying it is a curse!
5. The armpit smells of cumin.
6. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... This grandson is frozen!
7. Interpol appeared on the scene. There was a body, torn to pieces. The captain said, "Qian Er, what do you think?" "It must be suicide!"
The sage taught us not to touch the master's dry food.
9. I also want to buy a plasma TV. Please ask a friend to leave me one. The size of a wall! Big TV, Motorola brand! ... no one is watching, and the TV is ringing: the TV you are watching is out of service!
10.8 1 Beijing Evening News, watching the news, _ smashed.
1 1. I am a second-hand scientist!
12. When President Bush saw me, he said, "What happened to the mud? What's wrong with the mud, son of a bitch &; "Why does Bush talk like this?" "He hired a Henan tutor and thought he was learning Mandarin. "
13. Four catties of perfume smells like stealing sheep excrement.
14. Go your own way and say who you want.
15. Catch the toad and squeeze out melatonin.
16. "I just smoke a little more frequently. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. A grind one's teeth and stamp one's feet, from then on ... ""Quit smoking? " "Don't watch this program."
The humorous line in the classic cross talk is 1. & hellip& amphellip has only one quilt at home-as big as a mask. Hold the baby's navel, hold it, baby, stop it. What about mother-in-law and wife? Oh, is this a death wish? Lie down and I'll go out and get you a quilt &; Hellip& amphellip I took two baskets of earth, poured them on my body, and rounded them with a shovel. Be careful when you turn over, don't freeze &; hellip
2. & hellip Oh, this bitch has been solved. Who will bury me? What should I do? I found a pillow myself and used bricks as pillows together. There was a broken water tank at the door. Let me pull it over and cover it&; hellip& amphellip
After we got up, we tied the thief with a rope. "Come on, kid, admit the punishment." "You say, how do you say you admit punishment?" "Acknowledgment, Acknowledgment will stew you." "Huh? Then stew me. " Oh! He grinned at me! "You think I dare not stew you? If we have a pot at home, I will stew you&; hellip& amphellip”
I rushed into the public toilet and said to the mirror, "Degang Guo, you will succeed. I wish you happiness. " As soon as I went out, I saw a man coming out across the street.
It is true that "a crosstalk star" once said, "We would rather have an imperfect new one than a perfect old one". This is a fog, knowing everything and saying everything. From the end of courtship to now 100 years, so many old gentlemen have extracted the skills that can form a burden joke in China language and put them here. No matter what jokes you tell, this edge can be found for you. You use this method. You use this method. Ready-made ones don't have to be put aside. Do you want to put aside the wisdom of so many old-timers who have worked for more than a hundred years? You don't have that great ability. For example, a chef can cook and you can invent new dishes, but at least you should know what a fried spoon is and what a leaky spoon is. You take a sputum bucket to stir-fry and call it innovation, so who the fuck dares to eat it! ? ! ? & amphellip& amphellip
6. Eyes like balls, ears like jiaozi, nose like garlic, hair like a fan, beard like kelp, lips like bean skin, teeth like broad beans & hellip& amphellip.
7. I like reading. I read Jin Ping Mei when I was young, and I want to be a scientist when I grow up.
8. Mr. Zhang from Zhang Wenshun has been in poor health recently-SARS, AIDS &; Hellip& amphellip, anyway, that's the only small disaster &; hellip& amphellip
9. A big mouth requires two ears to block it, otherwise it can reach the back of the head.
10. Little girl, give me a smile. If you don't, I will give you a smile.
The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
12. You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck, so I can't eat after eating four. I said, I really can't eat. I have to eat when I get home later.
13. There is also a sign here in Paradise: No stalls are allowed 400 meters around Paradise!
14. God is sitting there smoking.
15. God said that we must treat them well. It is easy for crosstalk performers to go to heaven these years.
Classic cross talk and hilarious lines 1. Big cakes and steamed buns are served with rice. International celebrities eat fried liver in the morning, braise in soy sauce at noon and stew yeast at night.
2. Why is your cross talk like a TV series?
As we all know, Water Margin is a classic literary work adapted from TV series.
It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.
I turned around and stood at the door of the bathroom. I feel much calmer. A man came out of the bathroom opposite me.
6. The old father is lying in bed. You are a dutiful son. Look at the old father like this, and you run to bed. I only see that the old man is not right at this moment and is angry there. He has something to say, but he can't say it. He asked for a pen, a pen and a piece of paper, and wrote a few words on the paper: get out! Stepped on my oxygen pipe &; hellip& amphellip
7. "I opened the letter and read:" Son, it has been a year since you left home in a blink of an eye. Today, under the reminder of my neighbor, I remembered there was a child like you. Our family moved. Guess where? Come back, we are waiting for you! "(crying) Where can I find you?"
8. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you will live to death.
9. Go your own way and say whatever you want.
10. Three-foot Longquan thousands of books was born in the world. What do I think? I can't serve my country and the world. Whose husband am I?
1 1. I participate, you contribute, I am happy!
12. The world is cold and broad-minded, and everyone's business is my business, benefiting the people, solving worries for the society and helping you mentally retarded groups who have no power or power. (Vulnerable groups) take your business as my business and see that everyone is like my child.
13. After my counseling, I inspired how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.
14. Buy a PHS and make a phone call. First, call the street to apologize. Buy a copy, buy a genuine copy, buy a pirated copy, fast forward and fast backward. Buy a washing machine with two rollers, one for rice and the other for noodles.
15. How are you? Why? How old are you? Why is it always you?