April Fool's Day jokes

April Fool's Day is April 1. Do you know any funny jokes about April Fool's Day? The following is my composition of funny jokes on April Fool's Day for reference only. Let's have a look.

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1. Listening to you makes me feel like a spring breeze; Seeing your performance makes me feel relaxed; Listening to your singing, I am ecstatic; I am happy to read your message; You, you haven't texted me yet?

2. I dare not go to sleep. I dream about you every time I fall asleep, and I wake up with endless thoughts and sadness. It's better to stay awake and adjust. If I keep this state, I'd rather not wake up myself. Have been sleeping in a dream.

3. When a professor from China gave a speech abroad, he said, Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me for my poor English. My relationship with English is like my relationship with my wife: I love her, but I can't control her.

4. I read the report that a shrimp from 38 yuan in a restaurant in Qingdao is paid by the meter, and I can't help but break out in a cold sweat-I just ordered a fried rice with eggs of 11 yuan, if the bill is charged by rice grains. What should we do?

5. Don't tell anyone that I am in contact with you, or you and I will be in danger. Do you have a spare room for me to avoid for two days? I have three tons of gold, nine nuclear bombs, eighteen beautiful women and five thousand soldiers. I am bin Laden, and I am still alive.

6. Last night, a mosquito slipped into the mosquito net, but I couldn't get out again and again, and it kept buzzing in my ear, making me unable to sleep! Toss and turn! Be agitated and buzzing! Later, I had to thank my wife, and I was deaf with two slaps.

7. You dream of having a house, not paying the mortgage, facing the sea, being able to order takeout, express delivery, a bunch of friends, humming a tune, sleeping comfortably, eating casually, and falling in love. The house has been found: Happy Farm to steal vegetables!

8. The college was upgraded to a university, and several years later, all departments were also upgraded to colleges. At the summary meeting, the president said with emotion: Students, from now on, the era of having a department (drama) in our school is over, and we have entered the era of not having a department (drama) since then!

9. My sister is now changing her major in the ECG room. She saw a 4-year-old boy from MengMeng, so she pinched his face. As a result, it was electrostatic. I was awkwardly withdrawing my hand. Macey proudly said, Auntie was electrocuted by me!

11. Without an answer, the wind turns, and without an ending, time slows down. Do you hear me breathing? During your years here, my happiness was simple. I was lucky to meet you, fell in love with you, and I was very happy. Marry me.

11. After the CET-4, A said to B: The person in front of me is so bad that he won't let me copy at all! B said: that's not as bad as the person in front of me. He gave me 29 answers to 31 multiple-choice questions. How do you suggest I copy them? !

12. The gap between the rich and the poor is widening! Some people say it's a social problem, some people say it's an economic problem, and some people say it's a system problem. I want to say: it's a problem that the short message didn't arrive in time. Happy World Poverty Eradication Day! May you earn a lot of money!

13. My first confession was very shy, so I chose April Fool's Day as my confession date. I said I like you very much! The girl also said that I like you, but I didn't expect to blurt out: Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Wang Laohan is a village doctor, honest and dutiful, and still single in his thirties. Friends asked him why he didn't marry a daughter-in-law. Wang Laohan said with a sad face: "How can I marry a daughter-in-law without money?" Only the salary of the township doctor. " After saying his word, my friend answered, "For example. How to SayGoodbye? "

15. first frost, first frost, it's a heavenly blessing! Good luck, I wish you: good luck and high popularity! Happy birthday, I wish you: longevity and good health! God of wealth, I wish you a prosperous fortune! First frost is coming, I wish you good health and a good mood!

16. Sister: Dear God, please give me a considerate and witty boyfriend who loves me. God: I gave it to you. You're the one who told him that you two were better friends.

17. At the wedding scene, the bride and groom were about to exchange rings when a rich young man suddenly rushed to the stage, took out a bank card and said to the groom, "Here, there are 3 million yuan in it. Give me the bride." "You calculate a fart! Don't make trouble here, get out! " The groom took the card, turned to the bride and said.

On 18.6, when I met 9, I said, If you take two steps, you will take two steps. Why do you practice handstand? 1 meets 8 and says: if you are fat, you will be fat, so why should you wear a belt? 7 met 2 and said: Come on, don't kneel again and I won't marry you!

19. If you miss your feelings, think: there is no salt in the cooking; Apples are not too sweet; Drinking less cigarettes; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I'll miss you when I'm free, and I'll miss you when I'm not. If I really can't spare the time, I'll just-do nothing but miss you.

21. A: Did your wife make a scene last night? B: Yes, she is angry with the dog. A: Poor dog! I thought I heard your wife even threaten to take away the key to the door!

21. A: I didn't sleep well last night! B: Why? A: I killed a mosquito! But who knows that a large group of mosquitoes came to hold a memorial service for it later, and then they even had dinner!

22. Q: What is a goddess? A: I can do nothing but do it! Ask again: What is a female man? Answer: I can do anything except what I can't do! Question: What's the difference between silk and local tyrants? Answer: Dabao sees you every day and has great health care every day!

23. The boss said to a customer who reflected the building quality: I heard that you will go to the cemetery to spit on my grave after I die. Is it true? The customer said: Don't worry, I changed my mind. I don't have the patience to wait in line.

24. Just now, I lit a firecracker for the Chinese New Year. When you saw it, you ordered it. When I said don't order it yet, you got angry with me and shouted, "I must order it." As a result, the hospital came to pick you up.

25. If you go to the toilet, I'd like to be your toilet paper. If you wake up, I would like to be the excrement in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I would like to be the only cloth left on you.

26. I am like to you: a bird loves the sky and hopes to fly freely in your heart; Fish fall in love with the sea, only you can make me breathe; The mouse fell in love with Mimi and gave his life for you.

27. I found 11 yuan on the side of the road and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome guy took the money and nodded to me. I said happily and rushed to be a member.

28. In your career, you are a "foolish man" with the spirit of moving mountains; You are a fisherman in life, and you can always catch happiness; April Fool's Day is here. May you stick to the "Joy in Fools" to the end.

29. The morning sun is red, and our love is empty. The sun is red as fire at noon. Why am I always injured? In the evening, the sun goes down in the west, all because of women!

31. The reporter interviewed a 95-year-old woman and asked her if she had any troubles when she got older. Grandma thought for a moment and replied, "I always like boys who are older and more mature than myself." Now they are all dead. "

31. joke: congratulations on your admission to frog university, toad department and shameless class. please take the mental illness certificate, take bus No.251 to fool's road and get off at simpleton street! Please stand at the school gate and giggle when signing up!

32. In the church, a little boy was praying: "God! I only have a small wish, please move the capital to new york! " After hearing this, a priest asked the little boy, "Little friend, why do you pray to move the capital to new york?" The little boy replied, "There is an exam question asking where the capital is, and I answered new york."

33. At this stage, wages have never risen, children are not rewarded, they dare not shout when they meet their wives, they can't go shopping for leisure, and the beauty in Lu Yu is hard to itch. As a result, prices have soared, and all the good things are illusory.

34. It's not a crime for a girl to eat. No matter how fat a person is, he has the right to gain weight, but behind his slim face is actually haggard. People who love you don't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost food, even if you die, it is a kind of beauty!

35. Happy April Fool's Day: Write a person's name on paper, with M above the first word, W below, E on the left, W below the last word, Q on the right, and then connect the letters with arcs. There is a surprise!

36. Last weekend, when I was playing games in an Internet cafe, my cell phone rang suddenly, and my friend's earnest words came from my ears. People in their twenties only know how to play games all day. No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. Can I be a bit promising? Me: Speak human words. He: Three are short of one.

37. Xiaoli couldn't find a partner at the dance, which was very boring. Then a handsome man came and asked Xiaoli, Do you want to dance? Xiaoli was so happy that she quickly said, thank you, please. Man: Then I can sit in your chair.

38. On April Fool's Day, the leader of our unit received a short message about which restaurant we went to have a drink in the evening. When we arrived there in the evening, we found a table full of people but the guests didn't come. We didn't know it was April Fool's Day until we called and asked. As a result, the table was eaten together with the guests. But April Fool's Day can't afford to be hurt!

39. You can't afford to hurt a math student. Ask him where he is, and he says he has to measure carefully. Ask him how much he loves you, and he says, Look at how often he looks at you. Ask him how beautiful you are, and he says the golden section is unparalleled!

41. A classmate printed "Adidas" on his clothes. On the first day, he lost an A word and became Didas. I dropped the word "Si" the next day, and finally. Finally. There's only one word left. It turns out that there is another Baiyun Temple. Fool's day jokes 2

1. If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you. May you be happy! If I have two, I will give you one and keep one, and we will be happy together! If I had three pills, I would give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than me!

2. The wood is in the Woods, the talk show is a scholar, the ingenious plan is a ghost, everyone is thinking about money, the texting is a genius, and the texting is a fool on April Fool's Day.

3. When the weekend comes, I'll send you a steamed stuffed bun. Friendship is the skin, the first layer inside is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all one's wishes come true! By the way, the fourth floor is the iou you wrote. Pay back the money quickly, baby!

4. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; It's an idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

5. Sometimes I envy you. I eat with my eyes open and sleep with my eyes closed. I have no worries and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry spleen and stomach with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. We've been through wind and rain, and things are changeable and vicissitudes change. Tears of sadness, miss you, miss you as an old friend. Let's go, you always have to learn to grow up, and it is inevitable that you will struggle painfully; Let's go and let you fly to a blue sky home!

7. On February 2nd, shave your head quickly, and there is no place to leave your worries. On February 2 nd, the dragon looked up, and the rice fat in the big warehouse and the small warehouse flowed; February 2, fried peas, a good sign of rolling financial resources; February 2 nd, eating pig's head, what message are you reading? Cover your head and go!

8. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Pay attention. I'll give you a power-saving strategy for air conditioning in summer. I have many years of experience, and my friend told you: the first step is to find the power supply for air conditioning; Step 2, unplug the power supply; The third step is to check the effect. Look, the electricity meter is slowing down.

11, what's the matter? Dial your mobile phone, and the voice prompts: You dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before the dialed number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered! April Fool's Day Funny Piece 3

1, Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark, and I couldn't resist. He stole all my belongings, damn grave robbers, and didn't cover the coffin when he left.

3. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, and thinking about you is affection. When we don't see you, we are half-hearted, and when we see you, we will be single-minded. If we have a refund one day, we will at least have memories!

4. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over .......................................................................................................... Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Those who see women unable to walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called bookaholic, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts. I heard that you don't have a hobby, but you just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

6. Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother: Mom, as soon as April Fool's Day came, a donkey sent me a malicious message. Shall I reply or not? Donkey mother said: don't be fooled, it's only pigs that come back, but donkeys, so we won't!

7. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sunshine is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

8. According to the survey results in 21 countries all over the world, the number of people who committed suicide by humiliation due to being teased last year reached. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

9. God created rice for fear that you were hungry, water for fear that you were thirsty, and lovely me for fear that you were lonely, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

11, the flowers are in full bloom, because spring has arrived; The earth is hot, because summer is here; The fallen leaves are scattered, because autumn has arrived; Snowflakes are flying, because winter is coming, and pigs are laughing, because my message is coming. April Fool's Day joke 4

1. Paratroopers practice parachuting. The coach told them to jump out of the plane and count to 11 and open the parachute immediately. Dean fell and hurt himself as a result. The coach called him an idiot. A soldier said, Coach, Dean is stuttering!

2. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't take advantage of the warm weather to roll more dung balls, what will I eat in winter?

3. Seven commandments after meals: First, quit smoking; second, quit eating fruit immediately; third, quit relaxing your belt; under the temptation immediately drinks tea; fifth, quit walking; sixth, quit taking a bath immediately; seventh, quit sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

4. You and I are angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. People come to this world to find the other half, and they have worked hard to find you. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. You have countless advantages. You know how to sing and dance. You live a superior and rich life. You are tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by your charm. What is amazing is that in your early twenties, you still pee your pants.

6. Over the years, you have always stayed by my side silently, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

7. Congratulations, your mobile phone number has been