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Thirsty Fish was published at 22:46 on July 27th, 2008. Read (40) Comments (3)
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The first pile:
When Shenqi and China signed the activity contract, they found that the original contract there needed to be sealed, but the seal could not be found at once. So, I can only-press my fingerprints ... sweat.
So there is the following dialogue.
A flower: Well, which finger is it?
Opposite party: Thumb.
A flower: Is it red?
Recipient: Yes, have you seen it?
A flower: I've seen it-in a costume film.
Opposite party: ... ha
A flower: a girl's contract .....
The second pile:
In a company holiday, Huahua flew to China to visit Gengbao's parents. In the evening, Huahua stayed in a hotel near Gengbao's house. In the morning, Geng Bao went to see him. He told Geng Bao that a woman called him in the middle of the night, but it was all in Chinese, and he couldn't understand it. Geng Bao had a big head at that time, guessing that it was probably those escort girls or something, so he told Huahua to collect it later, just saying a word in Chinese.
That is-get out!
However, Geng Bao didn't make it clear to Huahua at that time, just told him that it meant walking or something. As a result, Huahua learned the word smoothly. Later, when Huahua was having tea with Geng's father, Geng's father went out to go to the toilet. As a result, the flowers burst out. "Dad is gone?"
Geng Bao fainted on the spot, but fortunately Geng's father didn't hear him.
The third pile:
Huahua seems to like this word especially since Geng Bao taught it. He likes to talk about it all the time. He thinks it's very cool. It's really scary. Fortunately, people here don't understand Chinese.
At that time, when Geng Bao taught him this sentence, he was still thinking with Geng Bao, saying why cat fart, rabbit fart and pig fart are not swearing words?
Someone asked Er Gengbao about the spasm of her mouth. ...
The biggest headache for Geng Bao is that when they have an argument, Huahua occasionally bursts with the word-pour! Geng Bao regretted it! Is this shooting yourself in the foot?
On this day, Dou Bao bought a bunch of toothbrushes. On the issue of choosing a toothbrush, Huahua quarreled with Geng Bao again. As a result, Hua Hua didn't want to say the word shit, so Geng Bao said it several times first, digging Kaka, and Hua Hua stood there on the spot, not knowing what words to say to suppress each other. At this time, Huahua gave full play to her intelligence, reassembled the Chinese she had learned, and popped up an earth-shattering and frightening new word-
Shit! ! ! ! !
... Geng Bao fell on the spot ...
This power is really greater than shit, wow, hahaha! ! !
The fourth pile:
When Gengma came to Korea, Huahua always wanted to show off in front of Gengma, showing off some Chinese she had just learned, pointing to Gengbao's five senses, saying, eyes, ears, nose, mouth ... Gengma nodded repeatedly, and finally pointed to Gengbao's head and said a conclusion-pig head!
Geng's mother smiled from ear to ear and even boasted about how to learn to use flowers and flowers ... making Geng Bao angry to death.
The fifth pile:
Because of living together for a long time, influenced by Huahua's persistence in learning Chinese, the Chinese level of tofu brain has also made a qualitative leap.
At night, the balcony.
Halfway through the song, Huahua suddenly asked, Dear, do you love me? It is normal for a flower to have this kind of intermittent numbness.
A string of skilled Korean immediately flew out of a package.
Huahua glared at him crossly: I don't even feel whether the Chinese is good or not.
A bag (trembling): I love you!
Huahua continued to stare: That's it? In fact, I want him to say that I love you very much, and I love you very much, which gives people goose bumps.
A bag (continue to shake): I love you!
Huahua (twitching): What?
A bag (winking): I love you so much! "
Huahua (angry); Hmm?
A bag (anxious): I love you so much! ! ! !
... huahua, fainted ...
The sixth pile:
During the business trip, Geng Bao sneaked out to play and saw stinky tofu sold in China store. This is a surprise. Geng Bao quickly bought it back. As soon as it was opened, Huahua jumped out from three feet away, covered her nose and asked in a frightened voice, "Brother, do you eat poop?"
Poop is Geng Bao's language for teaching flowers. He likes to use this word very much. Geng Bao also told him naughtily that we used this word when going to the toilet. It is a very elegant word, and hush is also commonly used.
Little fool takes it for granted. As a result, once in China, when everyone was chatting together, he suddenly said in Chinese, "Excuse me, I have to pee."
... everyone fainted.
Geng Bao naturally dumped him and continued to eat by himself. Suddenly Huahua smiled and said, "When the bus comes back, I must tell him that I like to eat poop."
Geng Bao: ...