It's been a long time since my best friend met me at a drinking party (Part 1)

1. Do you drink? The kind of mutually assured destruction

2. The average woman doesn't drink, and the woman who drinks is unusual. I am just a woman who drinks.

3. People can walk in rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see rough roads, shout, and whoever doesn't drink will drink.

4. Stay half awake and half drunk, and meet again in your dreams.

5. People who never drink alcohol always drink until they are unconscious!

6. Back to Jialing River, drink wine as soup.

7. the east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. whoever drinks today is afraid of who.

8. Today is Monday, let's have a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

9. Ordinary people don't drink, and there is no joy at all.

11. To make the guests drink well, they should drink it first!

11. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who.

12. Half a catty is not suitable for drinking, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go if I walk half a catty.

13. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

14. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it's just an excuse for me to cry once.

15. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

16. To make the guests drink well, the ego must drink first.

17. Too much affection and not enough drinking. I haven't seen my best friend for a long time. Funny copy of the drinking party (Part II)

18. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

19. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

21. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

21. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

22. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.

23. I'm never the name you shouted when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the tip of the years and grew up with you.

24. Waiter, is this wine watered?

25. I won't float if the snowflake doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

26. I'll do it first. Make yourself at home.

27. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it.

28. From now on, throw away the wine.

29. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.

31. Holding a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

31. Give up drinking once, and it will fail.

32. worry, put it all in wine and keep it in your heart.

33. It's still early for you to get promoted.

34. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance. I haven't seen my best friend for a long time. Funny copy of the drinking party (Chapter 3)

35. It's rare to get drunk several times in life, and it's even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

36. How hard life is, the wine will be choking, and nine times out of ten, the wine will be unpleasant.

37. The revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and it makes your eyes red and your stomach bad, and your feet are soft and your memory is greatly reduced.

38. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking.

39. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

41. Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

41. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

42. No drinking, no future.

43. If you are often drunk, you will regret it for life.

44. People can't walk in the Jianghu without drinking;

45. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse or be responsible.

46. Wine makes a hero, and you don't obey your wife.

47. Market economy is competitive, so let's have a glass of wine.

48. The east wind is blowing, and the drums are thundering. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who!

49. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who they are drinking with. A collection of 51 funny sentences about drinking

Funny sentences about drinking (Part 1)

1. Stay half awake and half drunk, and meet again in your dream.

2. Waiter, is this wine watered?

3. if you drink today, you will get drunk today, so don't be too tired.

4. When a hundred rivers go to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don't drink at the moment, you will be sad in the future.

5. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

6. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

7. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

8. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

9. One hundred cups should be drunk, and one pillow should be used to make spring dumplings.

11. Women are crazy when drinking, while men worry when drinking.

11. wine is a pack of medicine, so you can't sleep without it!

12. It's better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than to have a torn feeling.

13. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

14. Too much drinking makes it hard to find talents.

15. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

16. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

17. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk! Funny sentences often said about drinking (Part II)

18. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, put water in the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

19. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

21. the wine is dry and the Kun is big, but the sun and the moon are long in the pot.

21. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

22. Guests will get drunk if they drink, or the host will be ashamed.

23. If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sorrow of missing Cui Hua.

24. I feel deep and stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, the article source China Wine News Network drinks bleeding;

25. No one can understand your frown, no one can accompany you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

26. drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

27. The east wind is blowing and the drums are thundering. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who!

28. If you drink such good wine, you will live forever!

29. Drink only drinks, but the leaders don't want them.

31. the lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, and you name it.

31. Lady's toast: Excited heart, trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader doesn't drink it and thinks I'm ugly.

32. The little revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and the eyes are red and the stomach is bad, and the feet are soft and the memory is greatly reduced.

33. Only when you are drunk, you are ambitious and dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

34. What can't be done with one glass of wine? If there is, then two cups. Funny sentences that are often said about drinking (Part III)

35. If you can't drink, you have no future; A kilo of alcohol, focusing on training; Only drink drinks, leaders don't; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Too little drinking makes it hard to find talents.

36. The east wind is blowing, and the drums are beating. Now, whoever drinks is afraid of who, one for you and one for me. Now, who is afraid of who drinks?

37. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

38. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out to Yangguan in the west.

39. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

41. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it.

41. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you also sleep firmly!

42. I've been in a daze for half my life. Never wake up when you gain or lose, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

43. Drink and show affection. This person is a brother.

44. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life in wine. Successful women can be intertwined and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

45. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

46. Make new friends, but don't forget old friends. Let's drink together.

47. I'll do it first. Make yourself at home.

48. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

49. One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two doesn't count as wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, and seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

51. Wine is like water in a bottle. If you drink it in your stomach, you will be haunted. When you talk, you will slip your legs when you walk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water and regret it in the morning. Fifty humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking between brothers

One humorous sentence about eating supper and drinking between brothers

1. Brothers don't drink and have no good friends.

2. standing on both feet doesn't count.

3. Once I had a drink with the leaders and other people, and I drank too much. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

4. the wine is dry and the Kun is big, but the sun and the moon are long in the pot.

5. It rained in the sky and it was dry in the ground, so that cup just now doesn't count.

6. if you don't drink wine twice a day, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't stop until you are drunk.

7. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

8. Women are crazy when drinking, while men worry when drinking.

9. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, but you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

11. Wine songs accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects the jade cup. -Propertius

11. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first.

12. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk, and what he will look like when he wakes up.

13. It wasn't until one day when I vomited that my friend took mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking boiled water.

14. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

15. It looks like water and tastes spicy. If you drink it, it will be haunted. You will trip up and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

16. Do you need a reason to drink? Today's reason is to drink!

17. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who. Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking between brothers Part II

18. You can drink two and two and drink five and two, so comrades should be trained!

19. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking of a person is already drunk. Let's drink to loneliness at dawn.

21. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

21. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

22. People who never drink alcohol always drink until they are unconscious!

23. Drink less, not more, and drink more, not more; Talk more and don't talk nonsense, nonsense and nonsense; Don't fool around, don't fool around.

24. The east wind is blowing and the drums are thundering. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who!

25. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

26. People can walk in rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see rough roads, they will shout. If you don't drink, who will drink?

27. In life, drinking is everywhere.

28. Ms. clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, and you name it.

29. I'm never the name you shouted when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the tip of the years and grew up with you.

31. It's still early for you to get promoted.

31. the commodity economy is in great circulation, and opening up and invigorating the two cups.

32. In order not to hurt feelings, I drink; I'll drink a little so as not to hurt my health.

33. Too few people drink for a long time, and talents are hard to find. Take the lead in drinking, and lead the future.

34. Lead the secretary if you can't lose. Humorous sentences of eating supper and drinking between brothers III

35. Miss, two pots of alcohol.

36. Feelings are shallow, so lick them.

37. When you lift your ass, you start drinking again.

38. Guests will get drunk if they drink, or the host will be ashamed.

39. wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I don't remember the person around me. It's just that the wine was soaked all over my body, from my heart, only into my heart.

41. It's a sin not to drink wine in front of your eyes.

41. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

42. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

43. Stand and make a toast, and wait for two cups.

44. It's too early to get promoted.

45. if you don't drink, you won't get anything. if you drink, you will put down a bunch of friends, which is really contradictory.

46. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think the universe is yours! Make phone calls indiscriminately, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately! Can do the above! Drink a hammer wine! Wave costs money!

47. You know that there are thousands of drinks. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.

48. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

49. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

51. If you drink such good wine, you will live forever! Humorous and funny copywriting with teaching credentials 51 sentences

Humorous and funny copywriting with teaching credentials 1

I graduated in 2119, got the teacher qualification certificate, and found a job.

2. After five months, I finally got the certificate. In recent months, my little emotions have fluctuated, and I have experienced tension, excitement, disappointment and even want to give up. In those years, I vowed that I would never take an examination of teaching resources in my life, and one day my mind suddenly changed. Maybe I have children, maybe I want to be independent.

3. I'm considering whether to take a junior high school English or primary school math teacher qualification certificate. Although I've got a senior high school Chinese qualification certificate, I think it's easy to be a math teacher and an English teacher, but junior high school and senior high school require specialized courses.