Letter from the Tang Priest: Dear Wukong, I wrote this letter very slowly because I know that you can't read fast. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday, we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said that 8 pieces would be enough, and 12 pieces could not be eaten. The coat I sent you was afraid of being overweight, so I cut off the button and put it in my pocket. Chang 'e was born, because she didn't know whether it was a man or a woman, so she didn't know whether you should be an uncle or an aunt. Finally, I wanted to send you money, but the envelope has been sealed. Labor Day is coming, don't forget to tell the children something long ago: at that time, the sky was blue, the water was green, crops were growing in the fields, pork was safe to eat, mice were still afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage came first, barbershops only cared about haircuts, medicine could cure diseases, doctors were saving lives, filming didn't need to sleep with the director, and clothes were needed to take pictures. The father of the child is clear, the school doesn't want to make money, idiots can't be professors, selling dog meat can't be a sheep's head, getting married can't be a MM, and you have to pay for things. If you don't praise me after reading it, you will be spanked.