◎ Cross talk

I wish you health

█ Li Qingfeng

A-a eater;

b-mutton kebabs;

c-spinach;

ding-melon seeds;

e-stinky tofu.

a: if you want to be healthy, don't panic, just eat and drink blindly and get hurt. Only by respecting science and nutrition can we be strong and hard. ..... (whistle) What's the matter?

the columns B, C, D and E turn up.

b: 121, 121 ...

a: what happened to these guys?

b: one, two, three, four.

one, two, three, four, five!

b: hmm? Where did you get the "five"?

c: five? (Pat A) Here it is.

a: please count me out.

ding: (backwards) what's wrong with you? What are you pretending to be? I know you!

a: know me? Who am I?

d: potatoes.

a: potatoes?

D: It must be potatoes. Look at this round ball ... Oh, my head!

a: nonsense! What are your eyes? Did you leave your cornea at home?

b: don't be angry, it's all a misunderstanding.

a: why?

b: because we are different from you. You are human.

a: you are ghosts.

he: you are the demon!

a: what happened?

b: we are all your daily food.

a: oh? Have I eaten you?

b: yes. You are a noble person who forgets things. Introduce, I'm a kebab.

a: kebabs? Ok! Look at this kebab. It looks like a sheep scorpion. (C) What about you?

c: I'm a little spinach.

a: baby spinach? It looks like a bighead fish to me. ..... (pointing) and you?

d: I'm Mao Keer.

a: what the hell? You look like a hairy belly to me. ..... (e) and you?

e: I'm not like them. I'm green.

a: green?

e: doesn't the green party understand?

a: I don't understand.

e: stinky tofu!

a: cough! Don't say, he's the only one of you who looks like him.

e: thank you.

b: got it this time? We are all the most common and common foods in life. Please eat me.

he: eat me! Eat me ...

A: Don't worry, let's eat the same. (Point B) You, come here! Let me have a bite.

C: Wait ...

A: What's the matter?

c: I'm jealous that you want to chew him. Is he a good thing?

a: the kebab is good.

c: not bad? Ah, bah!

a: what's wrong with this?

c: I'm telling you, kebabs can produce nitrosamines and cause cancer if they are marinated for a long time! When kebabs are barbecued at high temperature, the fat drops on the charcoal fire, and then combined with protein, benzopyrene is produced, which is carcinogenic! After the barbecue, the surface of the meat is burnt, which can produce hydrocarbons and cause cancer!

a: then I won't eat it.

c: please eat! It's best to eat it every day, as a meal, hard and bold. If you don't eat it for half a year, it won't be your head again.

a: and this is?

c: tumor!

a: I have such a big head.

c: large tumor.

a: ok? Just now, I said it was a potato, but it became a tumor so soon, and it was still a big tumor.

c: do you want to change?

a: yes!

c: I'll give you an idea. (stretching his head) Eat me!

a: no! It looks like a tumor to me, too.

c: what tumor? This is a leaf. I am spinach.

a: oh, spinach leaves. Then you can eat some.

D: Wait ...

A: What's the matter?

d: I am jealous that you eat him.

a: why are you jealous?

D: Is spinach a good thing?

a: I heard that iron can be supplemented!

d: iron supplement? Ah, bah!

a: is this your problem?

D: It's a rumor that spinach supplements iron. Because there is a lot of oxalic acid in spinach, it combines with calcium ions in food and becomes insoluble calcium oxalate, so that calcium in food can not be absorbed and utilized by human body. Over time, you will be short of calcium. Oxalate also hinders the absorption of iron in food. Not only can you not supplement iron, but you also need iron deficiency. Lack of calcium and iron, over time, your brain will become soft. A soft head, is it still a head?

a: and this is?

d: tofu.

a: I still have hair here.

D: Tofu has long hair.

a: rotten tofu? It was a tumor just now, but now it's tofu, and it's still rotten tofu.

D: Do you want to change?

a: yes. Supplement to the informant 2119-14-23 18:55 Ding: Then you can eat me! I'm Mao Keer.

a: by the way, you are a melon seed.

d: hurry! Eat skin, skin quickly.

a: then I'm welcome. let's peel the skin. (taking off his shirt)

E: Wait ...

A: What's the matter?

e: are you a hooligan? Why take off his clothes?

a: I'm eating melon seeds.

e: eating melon seeds? Are melon seeds good things?

a: it smells good. Ah, bah!

a: everything is wrong?

e: I tell you, according to scientific proof, sunflower seeds contain a lot of unsaturated fatty acids. Eating too much will consume a lot of choline in human body and affect liver function. Do you have a liver?

a: according to them, I have one.

e: do you know what function the liver has?

a: I don't know.

e: just like nothing!

a: it's different! What function do you think the liver has?

e: I tell you, the liver has absorption function, digestion function, metabolism function, clearance function, detoxification function, excretion function and auxiliary hematopoiesis function. Liver can produce serum protein, transferrin, copper protein, lipoprotein and coagulation factor, prothrombin and fibrinogen.

a: ok? This liver is busy enough.

e: if you eat more melon seeds, your liver function will be weak, your blood will be less, your face will turn white, and your face will turn white. Is your head still your head?

a: and this is?

e: steamed bread!

a: huh? It still has a mouth.

e: steamed bread with eyes!

a: that's steamed bread! Okay？ What's wrong with my head again?

e: don't you want to change? You eat me. I am stinky tofu.

a: yes, yes, yes! I still love this bite ... supplement of the informant 2119-14-23 19:11 B: Wait ... < P > A: What's the matter?

b: I'm jealous that you eat him.

a: are you jealous, too?

b: is he a good thing?

a: it tastes delicious.

b: it smells good? Come here.

a: ouch!

b: how can you bah me?

a: I can see that you all have the same problem. If I don't punish you, you should punish me.

b: to tell you, stinky tofu will produce amine substances such as methylamine, putrescine, tryptamine and hydrogen sulfide during fermentation. This stuff is poisonous. If the stinky tofu is inferior, it will be even more troublesome. There may be botulinum toxin and Escherichia coli in it ... If you eat too much of this stuff, your face will turn green.

a: yes?

b: his head is green, too, and it smells just like him.

a: you're welcome! Just say my head is a stinky tofu, and it's over.

b: I misunderstood. I'm not saying that your head is a stinky tofu.

a: oh, no.

b: I mean your whole body is stinky tofu.

a: cough! Please stop drawing. ..... according to you this meaning, I don't eat anything?

b: no! You can eat, so just eat less.

a: eat less?

b: for example, eat me. don't eat it all. just eat one ear.

c: if you want to eat me, eat my nose.

d: if you want to eat me, eat a thigh.

e: if you want to eat me, you can chew my hip bone.

a: I see. It is not advisable to eat more, but it is better to eat less.

b: by the way, there are others like us.

a: who else?

b: and my cousin preserved eggs.

c: my cousin, Xiao Youtiao.

ding: my sister-in-law has instant noodles.

e: and my stinky tofu lover ...

A: Who is it?

e: fried stinky tofu!

a: that's a good match.

b: besides, you should also eat less monosodium glutamate, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ... and eggs.

a: why should we eat less eggs?

b: if you eat too many eggs, your body will accumulate too much cholesterol, which will lead to overnutrition. After a long time, your head is as bright as an egg!

a: wrong! Not like eggs, but like duck eggs!

h: he will, too?

a: didn't I learn all this from you?

b: in a word, food science is very important.

c: you have to study hard when you go back.

d: study hard.

e: think it over.

a: yes! Not only me, but everyone has to study hard when they go back!

b: this is exactly: a basket of life knowledge,

c: the cause of popular science is the brightest.

D: Food and beverage should be scientific.

Together: I wish you better health! ▲