1. Sister, how come there is blood in the toilet?

2. You look like a person. Nonsense, do I still look like a dog!

3. I have a little donkey that I never ride. One day, I rode it on a whim to catch chickens.

4. In my world, I am the protagonist and I decide who to play with.

5. Crazy as the wind, love and hate are in a hurry.

6. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to

I've been sm

recently. 7. I hope you don't pretend to be b

when you are cherished. 8. You want to fast-forward when you play too much computer and watch TV. 9. You accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow another eraser.

11. Alas, if this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is biased

11. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages, how old are you and how old are you, and these two ages may cross.

12. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I silently read a word: Fried.

13. I hate a word abbreviation in my life! Especially when you can't do the problem!

14. Those who can act are good students, because they know the world and are precocious.

15. The alarm clock every morning wakes up my spirit, but my body would rather die than surrender, so I still sleep until noon.

17. No matter how warm your eyes are, you can't hit a blind person.

18. Only the sky will be taken away by no one. As long as I raise my head, he will always accompany me.

19. Your name is so common that my heart will be shocked only when I hear it.

21. Some boys are handsome when they roll up their trousers, while others roll up like catching fish.

21. Think of themselves as others. Life is destined to go through many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and sad in the face of hardship. Life will also involve fame and fortune, and only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be tired of fame, moved by profit, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

22. I am a fireworks with different colors. He is a bunch of flowers with two yuan.

23. Those hurdles that you can't get through are just because your legs are short!

24. What can make a woman disfigure quickly? Xiu Xiu

25. If one day, you see Mona Lisa crying, it means that I don't love you.

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

27. When summer came, I realized that it was really not a swear word to stay where it was cool.

28. expressions that don't belong to me are bothering me again.

29. I'm really uncomfortable going to the toilet without reading novels and holding my mobile phone.

31. I'd like to be your teacher and demonstrate how to explain it by holding your hand.

31. Brothers usually say that you can't sing with all tones, but it's even worse to compete with you for the microphone in KTV.

32. The girl who lacks a date comes to me. I'm Lei Feng

33. If you wake up from the heat, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt, and there will be no chance after June.

34. Happiness is to find a wrinkled 111 yuan in the pocket of worn jeans when you have no money.

35. ? A pole knocked over a boatload of people. The boatload was a birdman.

36. Even if you are eight years old, you will be allowed to sit on the bus first!

37. I'm still so sleepy after taking sleeping pills last night. What's the matter? I am not sleepy at night. I can't sleep during the day. Don't want to; Don't ask; Don't look; Why are you still so tired?

38. the pinyin for sleep is shuimian, and the pinyin for insomnia is shimian. I can't sleep at night because I am missing a u.

39. Black is black again, and you are beautiful; Life is sad, and you are not tired; Doubled difficulties, it doesn't matter if you are there; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. Wife-loving Day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

41. People who say good night to go to bed are often still at home half an hour later. A funny story with connotation

1. Snow White's story tells us that even seven diaosi, no matter how good, can't compare with the rich and handsome 1 kisses!

2. Don't say that you love me very much, and take me to meet your parents during the New Year.

3. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, because elder brother is just a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, who will make you vomit blood after removing makeup.

4. Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

5. A promise is like a sentence XX, but you can't do what you say.

6. eat steamed buns. Eating pickles. The rest of the money to fall in love.

7. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, yawn and come to the door. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

8. They are all real people, so why pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

9. Men who are bad to women will become seven dimensions in the next life.

11. Not all actors can act, but grandchildren can pretend.

11. I suggest you give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.

12. My inspirational goal when I entered high school was to be a top student. As a result, I studied in high school for a month, so I want to stop studying!

13. Confucius said: If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.

14. The teacher always says that I call people names and stink. Can my mouth not stink when I sit by the trash can?

15. Every time I see you, I naturally pose as an Altman.

16. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

17. You are still dreaming, are you still in pain, and the memories are so heavy, how can you recite them? In love, I won't leave. If I miss it, I won't come back.

18. You are more thorough than anyone else, pretending to be naive than anyone else.

19. You should know that I am an easy-to-collapse person under my tough skin

21. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

21. Women always talk about their men together, while men always talk about other people's women together.

22. A woman without talent is virtue, and I must be too wicked.

23. Please don't interrupt the TV series during the advertisement.

24. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

25. Good and evil will be rewarded. You will see if you rob my man, and I will rob your man.

26. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I have a holiday.

27. Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much weight I can gain by eating one more

28. Trees die without skin, and people are invincible without face. What is it afraid of if it loses its face?

29. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn nap and hibernation.

31. It will get dark and people will change. Three points of affection, seven points of deception.

31. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

32. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

33. The reason why we live in pain is because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.

34. Let me count with my fingers. I am destined to be your husband.

35. I control my low profile with a smile, and your screams with a low profile!

36. The bell for class is more pleasing to the ear than the national anthem, and the bell for class is more nervous.

37. Rush forward, hold your head high, and face higher requirements, and resist it.

38. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would have thrown you out.

39. Behind a successful man, there is a supportive woman.

41. There is a loaf of bread. I was hungry when I walked, so I ate myself.

41. The most common sentence I have said to my deskmate in my life is: Hey, lend me your homework.

42. Happy birthday to me! I hope my future daughter-in-law will find me, and we will quickly register for marriage and have children.

43. There are always a few people. As soon as the teacher asks them to get up and answer questions, the whole class laughs with profound and meaningful jokes.

1. I am the legendary big coffee, and I have no money and no right to be faceless.

2. I feel uncomfortable! It's right to be uncomfortable, and comfort is reserved for the dead

3. The kindest God in the world can't tolerate your crimes

4. Others say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea

5. You say that I am your good friend, but have you ever regarded me as your good friend? 6. You can fall in love with anyone desperately now. But I won't blame you, because you let me see you clearly.

8. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, it's up to you.

9. There is a generation gap between us, and you will never understand what I said.

11. If you need me, I will give you two choices, either get out at once or get out at once. If you don't love me, I'll pretend I don't know you.

12. My mind is actually very simple, and I can finish it in one sentence.

13. I've formatted it before. You and I have never known each other.

14. I'm going to destroy your harem.

15. This is me. I don't cry, make trouble or show off. < p. I want seventy-two male concubines in three palaces and six hospitals

17. Even if nothing else is good, I will win completely.

18. If I beg you once, I won't work. Call me ten thousand times.

19. Your sister, I am dragging the capital, and you are dragging the coquettish

21. The world is so big, there is only one me, so you can cherish it. < p I'm still the poor man in your mind

22. Remember, I'll come up to you again, and now I'm only going down temporarily

23. What does equality between men and women mean? Why do you divide men's and women's toilets? 24. Brushing your teeth every day is both sad and happy, that is, cups and washing utensils coexist at the same time

25. There is actually a difference between people and pigs. People are sometimes even worse than pigs. 26. Don't brag arrogantly, and be careful with chastity. 27. Life just wants an old companion. Cultivate it slowly now. 28. I came to this world because I know you are waiting for me. 29. You are not a fucking traffic policeman. Why should you interfere with the direction of labor and capital?

. Teachers always like to say: Look at me

31. I have to admire Korean girls, with their mouths full of breath and stockings on their legs

32. When you want to scold me, don't talk about it until I wake up

33. I tell you: if you dare to bully me, let my grandparents take me away

34. People in fashion always like to put on their pants. It's really hard to go to work now.

36. Young friends, I don't know where the time has gone. Do you know

37. When I cut my hair short, no one will say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short.

38. Sitting at the back when I'm in a bad mood can influence the people in front to listen.

39. Please tell us what you are unhappy about, so that we can all be happy. It's just a whim.

41. bloom is only waiting for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

42. People are all sad. Why do you hurt others so badly?

43. He is my dream. How can everyone understand

44. I admit that I am timid and don't let anyone know that I like you.

45. Not everyone will unconditionally pay for you

46, the highest level of copying answers, copying for a long time digressing

47, I don't have any shortcomings, but I am a little kowtowing

48, I understand playing dumb, and continue to be friends, as long as you understand

49, when you have long hair and waist, I will definitely get a lot of static electricity, or I won't give it to you. Funny talk with connotation It's interesting to talk with funny talk about attracting praise

1. Loneliness is a word in suspension spring's dictionary, which is called solitude in the local tyrant's world.

2. Stars have to tell you first when they get married and divorce. Hey, are you the Civil Affairs Bureau? !

3. diaosi is made like this: you tell him to start a business, but he says he has no capital. You told him about your career, and he suspected it was pyramid schemes. You told him to study, and he said it was brainwashing. You told him to change, and he said it was good at the moment. You tell him to try, and he says what if it doesn't work?

4. The dog is actually a very vigilant animal, and only when it is safe will it be full. If your dog can eat well, either it feels safe, or it trusts you, or it is imitating you.

5. It is said that life is a long-distance race, but the life of more people is actually an obstacle course.

6. Frivolity can only be washed away by two things, either a heavy disaster or hard work.

7. The speed of spending money after leaving my job has made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to let you have a class and not spend money. . .

8. Watching classmates and children grow up, the longer they grow, the uglier they get; I have nothing to say, but I can only praise it silently in my circle of friends.

9. when I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

11. Attention, single diaosi: If you have male friends around you who are gay, please encourage them to tolerate them. We should break the traditional secular concept, because once they become, they can save two sisters to give you Amitabha! ! !

11. I will hold a banquet and a wedding ceremony in Shangri-La Hotel, Beijing on. Prepare a wedding banquet and wait for your presence! I hope you can tell each other. I'll let you know exactly which year.

12. The main reason for human progress is that the next generation does not listen to the words of the previous generation.

13. I believe I am.