& lt Yes, Sergeant. Ramda system has been activated. & gt
Al replied.
"... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. This is really a complicated and unreliable system. "
& lt I agree with you. & gt
"It seems that you are more joking than me."
& lt's true. & gt
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?" 1.& lt warning. Fifteen minutes have passed the scheduled time. You must try to reach the waypoint foxtrot.
Not Cruz this time; It's Al, crossbowmen Al. It's urging him.
Shut up.
& lt I understand. But let me make a suggestion first. According to statistics, in this case, the risk of making mistakes will double. You are a little nervous because you are getting impatient. To relax, I'm going to sing a song. I've prepared 50 yards, as long as you give an order->
This kind of joke had some effect, but Al's deep and dull voice made Sosuke unhappy.
I didn't ask you to prepare music. Don't waste memory capacity without my permission.
& lt This is not a problem. It only takes one or two gigabytes to store music data. >
Delete all. If you don't do this, I'll let you quit this mission.
& lt I'm just kidding. Other kinds of jokes are also very interesting. I have prepared 50 kinds of funny jokes, as long as you give the order->
This is not a joke, this is a threat.
& lt Please forgive me. >
From then on, Al became quiet.
Sosuke shook his head wearily in the cockpit, and the crossbow began to shake his head with his movements.
Really, why can even an AS make such ridiculous suggestions?
The control system of that machine just says: sing a song, that's all.
After coming back from Hong Kong, Al's words and deeds are getting weirder every day. He likes talking all the time-without the driver's permission. This is strange, because there is nothing wrong with AL itself. Technicians once told Zong Jie that they would install FM radio and BS TV channels on it according to AL's own requirements, so that AL could receive these programs.
But from now on, Sosuke will stop them from doing so.
2. Huge explosion, burning pillar of fire soaring into the sky, licking the lavender sky like the devil's tongue. It announced the beginning of the battle to everyone.
& ltE3 was destroyed. Wow, what a big fireball. >
Don't always talk nonsense!
Al's words sound a lot like those used by Cruz in a joke.
Sosuke finally got tired of their quarrel, so he cut in.
You two, no matter whose fault it is-I'm going back now. If I go back to Japan now, I can make up the ancient Chinese. The teacher is really strict. If I fail in ancient Chinese again, my credits will be-
Be quiet! Get out of the way, odd jobs boy! ! !
Cruz and Mao roared at Sosuke at the same time.
...
I agree, sergeant. Silence is golden at this time. >
Al, you guy ...
& lt Please forgive me. I will keep quiet. >
When should I really tear it down ... Sosuke thought seriously.
4. Is it all over?
Yes This is a wonderful performance.
Sosuke muttered, got up from the black smoke and put his hands on his waist.
However, if there is no noise as the background, the scene will look better.
ah ...
Looked at him blankly-neither relaxed nor surprised.
Then Al asked over the radio:
Officer & lt, when you mentioned "so noisy", were you talking about me? & gt
Have a guess.
& lt Good guess. Do you want to know the answer? & gt
I'm not interested.
& lt I see. I will archive the valuable data I extracted in the battle with these machines. >
Be good. That's enough.
& lt practical information. Please tell me the meaning of' good'. >
Guess for yourself. Then keep your mouth shut until I give you the order.
& lt I see. Although I am a little reluctant. >
I told you to shut up.
& lt I see. >
5.& lt succeeded. LAMBDA driver works normally. The enemy torpedo was successfully destroyed. But we can't be careless because there may be a second time. Confidence is very important. >
I see. Shut your mouth!
No, I know the situation is very critical now. However, if you ask casually, I find that Christmas is really a beautiful day where anything can happen.
... huh?
Open a pair of beautiful eyes and look at him in confusion.
At this moment, Al, a spent force intelligent computer, interjected.
& lt's absolutely right, armed comrades. Today is Christmas. According to the news I heard on the news broadcast the other day, Christmas is really a beautiful day where everything is possible. In the face of any difficulties, courage and determination are essential. In order to arouse everyone's fighting spirit, let's sing a sweet Christmas carol and praise our Almighty God enthusiastically. >
-How many times do you want me to say it? ? Shut the fuck up, you slut!
& lt I'm sorry, please forgive me. Anyway, please let us explain our next battle plan immediately, sergeant. >
Al completely ignored Sosuke's anger and spoke as easily and naturally as ever. Sosuke is very helpless.
7.& lt What a wonderful Christmas Eve. >
Said it through an external speaker.
& lt I just made a rough calculation, and the success rate of completing this thrilling aerial action is about one in 256. Although the miracle of Christmas Eve will make this wonderful adventure possible, in theory->
Shut up.
& lt I see. "> 1." Stand by in Mode 4 and don't make the mistake of using active sensors. "
& lt Education information. Please tell me the meaning of "making mistakes" >
"Well ..."
It seems that I have correctly detected Sosuke's coming roar. Al said it.
& lt I'm kidding. Do you feel relaxed? & gt
"I owe you one today. I will spare you. "
& lt thank you, sergeant >
2. < Strong crossbow soldier > His chest slides, and he clicks to turn off the external weapon. Sosuke turned his back on the still transparent body and walked to the entrance and exit of the roof. Al stopped him.
& lt sergeant >
"What is it?"
& lt Please don't leave me like this >
Sosuke frowned at Al's strange speech.
"Didn't I say,' I'll call you later'? I won't leave you, stand by. "
& lt received >
"Why do you say that?"
& lt because I have a hunch >
"a hunch?"
& lt A premonition of being separated from you >
(T-T) 1。 For an instant, Sosuke even forgot that this was a battlefield and just looked up at the machine.
& lt Long time no see, Sergeant. & gt
An extremely nostalgic voice said to him from an external speaker. Lack of cadence and deep male voice. This is the voice synthesized by artificial intelligence.
"... is it AL? "
& lt absolutely. Only the name of this machine is ARX-8' Fire Magic Sword'. Staff Sergeant Xiang Liang. Please allow me to return to your war. & gt
I see. I can still fight.
"Of course. Permission. "
& lt's a great pleasure. We'll talk about the details later Please take the bus first. & gt
The body of the machine-"Fire Magic Sword" stretched out its left hand. Several enemies shot at themselves. Hit the armor, bullets and sparks scattered. Sosuke flew into AS's palm and walked effortlessly around the back of his body.
& lt The new armor was damaged immediately. If I want to come anyway, I hope to have a more elegant initial array. & gt
"... your big mouth seems to have not changed at all. "
No one has spoken for months, and it has been boring. & gt
"This is ..."
Put on airs I'm worried for nothing
2. "What are these arms?"
& lt is the auxiliary arm. Please use it for attack assistance, magazine changing, precision work and so on. I'll control it. & gt
"Four arms? I feel so disgusting. "
& lt I really like it. At this time, please ignore your preference. & gt
3. "What a big recoil."
Sosuke said to himself while loading the blasting gun.
& lt unexpected. I never thought you would shoot in that way before. & gt
"You should know that I am rude. How many years have you been my partner? "
& lt About one year and two months. Not that long. & gt
"That sounds like it."
With a snort, Sosuke glanced at the last "beast".
4. "all right. Just try it. "
Sosuke half muttered wryly.
& lt I knew you would say that. & gt
"You are so annoying."
5.& lt First of all, shouldn't we make a little noise and have a try? & gt
Sosuke took a deep breath and grabbed the joystick again.
"All right. Clean it up in three minutes. "
& lt Three minutes is impossible. How about four minutes and twelve seconds? & gt
"Tired of it. Want to go! "
& lt got it, sergeant. & gt
..... (omitted in the middle)
After breath a sigh of relief, ZongJie asked al tong:
"... Al,"
& lt Yes, Sergeant. & gt
"How many minutes did it take?"
& lt five minutes and fifty-two seconds. & gt
"…………"
An awkward silence. After waiting for a little while, Al said politely:
Although you are proud, you are a little reluctant to face such an opponent for three minutes. & gt
"It's annoying. You can't say four minutes and twelve seconds. "
& lt I can't believe I remember people's shortcomings so clearly. Are you actually the kind of person who can hold grudges? & gt
"Where did these words come from? You! ? "
& lt's a pity that it was left by the manipulator for nearly half a year. There are many opportunities to listen to the radio and surf the Internet. & gt
"…………"
& lt If you like, I can speak in a more tasteless way. What about the style of low-income people in the southern United States? & gt
"I don't remember that!"
Really, you say a word, it's a hat. Speak gloomily as before. After ZongJie sighed, like complaining miraculously said:
"But, uh ... it's good that you're okay."
This is the truth of Sosuke.
Although strange, he has gradually developed a sense of comrades-in-arms for this tactical support AI. There are some fundamental differences between a 1 and the AI standard on M9. Although I have been a stranger since before the Battle of Hong Kong, today's reunion has strengthened this idea.
Although I don't think it has the intention of understanding Zongjie to that extent, Al replied in a very peaceful voice:
& lt Yes, Sergeant. I was thinking of the same thing. This sentence is from the heart. & gt
"Hum."
Obviously it is a machine, so you can't say "sincerity".
However, why? It feels good.
6. "I understand. Al, start ECS. Be transparent. "
& lt No way. & gt
Al said.
"What?"
& lt is impossible. Because this machine is not equipped with ECS. & gt
"What did you say? What's wrong? "
& lt Even if you ask me what's going on. Abnormal power plus abnormal capacitance. Forced design of drive system, plus large-capacity cooling system. Then the lambda driver. There is no such empty space to install extra equipment. & gt
"…………"
& lt For your information, there is neither ECS nor ECCS on this machine. The radar is very small, and there are no jamming devices such as lasers and infrared rays, so the attack on missiles is extremely fragile. & gt
"Wait a minute. Isn't this similar to' barbarians'? "
& lt No. After all, it's better than Barbarian, but it's only a few hairs than M6. & gt
"How did this happen?"
This finally noticed that the screen display of electronic equipment has almost turned into a blank state, and Sosuke was dumbfounded. Optical sensors and the like seem to be the latest models such as M9, and there are few other instruments. Armed with such crude electronic equipment, what can we do to save our lives in this modern war?
& lt Even so, joining Captain Crouzeau and them is a fluke. With their cooperation and data transmission function, this shortcoming can be improved no matter how big it is. Don't be discouraged, please come on, sergeant. & gt
"..." Extra Devices "are still available. "
& lt What do you mean? & gt
"Are you. You should be cleared, thrown into the trash can and replaced by ECS. "
& lt nonsense. Without me, this machine is just a' defective M9' with a lot of heavy goods. Help yourself if you can. & gt
"Do you still dare to mouth shut. So your boy is-"1.
"What is it?"
The pilot in the cockpit-Sousuke Sagara replied. The pressure contained in the sound is higher than predicted.
& lt Do you want to play some music? & gt
"Don't let it go."
& lt Yes. & gt
A basically predictable answer. The manipulator replied, "That's right. Then please pick a song you like. " The probability is below 0. 1%. The suggestion just now is just a simple test of your communication skills.
& lt Because you look depressed. I was thinking it would be nice if I could help. & gt
"Then shut up. This is the greatest help. "
& lt This is a good joke. & gt
"This is no joke. Shut up. "
Recently, Sousuke Sagara's "shut up", Al has interpreted it as the same meaning as ordinary random response.
2. Not long ago, Cruz Wiba and several members of the training team came up with the idea of changing Al's synthetic voice into a female voice. Their opinion is that "it will make people feel pity", but Al feels strongly against this proposal. Obviously there is no reasonable reason, I just don't think it should be done. In the end, this proposal was rejected by Sousuke Sagara on the grounds of "disgusting", and Al and he were in complete agreement. In other words, it would be "disgusting" to change the voice, which should only be the synthetic voice of the human interaction interface. Moreover, it is an extremely serious insult to want a "veteran who has experienced countless fierce battles and battlefield tactics like me" to support AI with a delicate female voice.
(This is an indirect description ...)
3. "very good. Host mode 6. Alert the ECS sensor (ECCS). "
& lt So, there is no such device. & gt
"... yeah. I forgot that this body is a pile of rubbish. "
Because the "Flame Magic Sword" is designed to completely strengthen the output power, sports performance and attack power, almost all electronic weapons that should be carried on M9 series AS are omitted. Sousuke Sagara satirized this point.
& lt Then you are also broken. I heard that your diet is restricted because of the sequelae of injury. & gt
"Just being asked to limit alcohol and salt. Will not cause any trouble. "
& lt Really? There is a famous saying that "people who can't drink lose half their lives." & gt
"I don't want to live that life. You are a little too wordy one by one. "
& lt That's because you hurt me first. & gt
"Shut up."
& lt No. From now on, I will explain to you 38 reasons why this machine won't break. The first one is the first one. The latest test generator of this body is-> prx;
"I know, so shut up!"
He narrowly escaped a 40 mm bullet from the southwest. λ drive power of 40 mm shells. It was Leonard's attack Probably calling from somewhere in the ruins. If Al hadn't forced himself to start the program, it would have been easily cracked.
& lt The enemy is at 2 o'clock, with a distance of 8. It's that bastard. & gt
"Ah ah. It is Leonard. " What will happen if there is the latest giant teacher in the fifth class?
Zong: Then, it is the last fifth class.
Today, men and women are mixed up in physical education class. Although all the people are concentrated on the playground ...
Xiao Wen: It seems that physical education class's teacher hasn't come yet.
Gong: Little Master D is really alive. ...
Filial piety: hahaha ... Never mind, never mind. Compared with this, why don't we all go to Kara O after school-[stepped on by something flying in the distance when landing]
Gong: Ah! Grandpa d was trampled to death by some huge white object flying in the distance!
Al: I'm sorry I'm late, class. I am the head teacher of physical education class in the fifth section, the latest MIBI ARX-7 Arbalest. Because there is a call sign, please call me Mr. Al.
Yes, it was the teacher who finally got it ...
Zong: I see. The third generation AS, such as Arbalest, is equipped with highly self-supporting mobile programs. AI can also imitate a certain degree of teacher behavior.
Xiao Wen: Hey, are you kidding? Why do you want such a huge robot to teach me?
Gong: Ah, Grandpa D is still alive.
Yes: so soon!
Al: Warning. Please pay attention to what you say.
Filial piety: What a nuisance! From the beginning, there was a terrorist and a robot, and there was no decent teacher-[machine gun shooting, crowd screaming]
Gong: Ah! Grandpa d was swept away by the machine gun bullets of the giant robot!
Al: Please be careful what you say.
Right: Sosuke! You're a guardian, too! Help me deal with it!
Zong: Yes. Hey, Al.
Al: Yes, Sergeant.
Zong: it is forbidden to shoot corporal punishment.
Al: Roger that. Correct the basic points and continue teaching.
Think: ... Do you want to continue?
Al: Students, please line up. The first is 1 group warm-up exercise for two people.
C: Yes.
Xiaowen: Well, teacher.
Al: What can I do for you? Onodera should be dead.
Xiao Wen: Well, I'm the only one who has no partner. ...
Al: I see. Then do warm-up exercises with the teacher.
Filial piety: huh? [……]
Gong: Yes! Grandpa d and teacher AL barely did warm-up exercises, so they died!
Fortunately, there are no pictures-in every sense.
Al: Is the warm-up over? Today's content is softball. The teacher will teach you the correct pitching method. Onodera, though only alive, please be a catcher.
Filial piety: OK.
Resurrection is getting faster and faster. ...
Al: This is the correct backhand stroke.
Filial piety: [being shot and vomiting blood]
Gong: Yes! Grandpa d was killed by AL's high-speed ball!
Zong: Yes. That's a ball near the speed of sound.
Al: Let's give up softball and teach judo. First, the teacher will demonstrate leaning back. Onodera, don't say anything. Come here.
Filial piety: ... OK. ...
Al: You have to do this to lean back. [grabs grandpa D and throws it into the sky]
Gong: Yes! Grandpa d, grandpa d him!
Want: ... enough! I always feel sorry for him. ...
Zong: That's right. Hey, Al.
Al: Yes, Sergeant.
Zong: that's enough with grandpa D.
Al: Roger that.
Filial piety: ... I thought I was dying.
Gong: Welcome back to Xiaoye D.
Al: Judo class is over. Next is cooking.
Right: [Falling down] This isn't physical education class! ?
Al: I type any recipe in my memory. According to the information, you can easily make the white bread that the sergeant likes to eat.
Zong: Oh?
Al: Actually, I even brought ingredients.
Gong: Wow, wheat or something.
Al: Please look at my precise operation ability. First, add 300g of wheat flour.
Zong: Oh, oh.
Al: Followed by warm water 180cc.
Yes, it's really clever for such a big hand to make such subtle movements.
Al: And a pinch of salt. [Manipulator grabs it]
Yes: this is not just a handful!
Zong: ... still not working.