Guo: Everyone is here to listen to cross talk
Yu: Hey
Guo: There are so many people, I am very happy
Yu: Old Ci
Guo: Come more, give more praise, give more praise to those of us who talk about cross talk
Yu: Crosstalk actor
Guo: At. . . What's coming?
Yu: Forgot? Yu Qian
Guo: Hey, by the way, I'm sorry, I don't think much about the legal progress, you know?
Yu: What does it have to do with the legal progress
Guo: I’m not sure
Yu: Yu Qian
Guo: A very developed cross talk actor, everyone praises me, I’ll leave it to you, thank you all
Yu: This one is really looking towards me
Guo: I like your profession very much, the cross talk is good, and you promote truth, goodness and beauty
Yu: Yes
Guo: Huo Xiang Zhengqi
Yu: What is Huo Xiang Zhengqi?
Guo: It’s not like that, Huo Xiang is upright or something like that. . .
Yu: What you said is wrong, where are the medicinal materials?
Guo: Anyway, it’s good, the cross talk is good
Yu: If it’s good, it’s over
Guo: I am here to promote your business
Yu: What words do you use? What does it mean to promote our business?
Guo: Because after all, we are the two of us. There is a gap between them
Yu: Oh, you are not doing this
Guo: I don’t know?
Yu: How did I know?
Guo: Hi, look at my military uniform.
Yu: Is this a military uniform?
Guo: I am a military strategist, you don’t know
Yu: I don’t know
Guo: Hey, everyone knows (go to the table)
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Yu: Go down, where are you? I'm used to the kang. What's going on?
Guo: Military strategist
Yu: What are you doing on the table, military strategist?
< p>Guo: Look (salute)Yu: Maa
Guo: Salute
Yu: You are saluting, I will throw a piece of bread What do you think?
Guo: I am not waiting for my gun today. If I had brought a machine gun, I would have beaten you up.
Yu: You must have that too. What a toy
Guo: Six grenades cost one dollar. I’ll throw them at you for one hundred yuan first
Yu: Hey, they’re not that cheap
Guo: Disrespectful Military strategist, where are we going? This, Pong---(shoot a rifle)
Yu: shoot a gun
Guo: 嘡---(shoot a pistol)
Yu: Pistol
Guo: Bang----(shooting a slingshot)
Yu: There are even bows and arrows, what kind of military strategist
Guo: Different battle situations require different weapons, don’t you know?
Yu: I don’t know
Guo: Do ??you know where I am from?
Yu: Never heard of it
Guo: I am from the Laohe Army
Yu: Which army are you in?
Guo: Laohe Army
Yu: Never heard of it
Guo: Hey, you don’t watch TV?
Yu: Is it on TV?
Guo: In the world, there are Laohe troops
Yu: Peacekeeping troops
Guo: What is peacekeeping
Yu: Peacekeeping
Guo: Where is Lao He
Yu: I don’t know
Guo: Lao He has to maintain peace
Yu: Why is this army so so? Poor
Guo: To be honest, I can’t say it as a layman (lifting pants)
Yu: Hey - you said the cross talk is here and the toilet is behind, what are you doing? Ah
Guo: Hold my armed belt tightly
Yu: Is the armed belt tight?
Guo: You don’t know, in 1997, all the legal persons in the world gathered together
Yu: What is a legal person?
Guo : Who are the leaders of each country?
Yu: Call the leader
Guo: Yes, they are all guarding this bowl of tofu bread
Yu: Hi, where are you having breakfast< /p>
Guo: Let’s gather together for a meeting. The world is in chaos. There are so many troublemakers. We need to find such a group of talented people in the military field to get together and form the Laohe Army. , maintain world peace.
Yu: Oh, Lao He has to maintain peace in this world
Guo: Hey, isn’t that right, including me
Yu: You are that Lao He In the army?
Guo: I made a reservation at that time. I had to find a place for training and a country.
Yu: Where?
Guo: Switzerland, Switzerland won’t do it, saying we are neutral
Yu: Don’t interfere
Guo: France, no, France is too romantic, afraid that we will go Ling Jin is busy making love
Yu: What are you doing there
Guo: In Japan, eating sashimi is afraid of getting upset
Yu: Everything is wrong< /p>
Guo: Finally, I chose a picturesque country with spring all year round
Yu: Where?
Guo: Tong County
Yu: Tong County? Is Tong County a country?
Guo: What’s wrong with Tongxian? You are not allowed to insult Tongxian. Tongxian will always be an integral part of our country’s territory
Yu: These are not even close to each other
Guo: I like that place in Tong County
Yu: If you like it, go ahead
Guo: Where are we all going to get together? We are all picked from all over the world. A hundred people gathered together
Yu: Shangtong County
Guo: Class is here, the teacher teaching us is Corporal James, an American five-star general
Yu: Are you a mischievous mulberry? Do you have good control over Jiajiaoxiao? Do you have good control over Chufu Chungua? ?br>Guo: After he makes the sauce, he goes to the market to sell it.
Yu: Okay, it’s a soybean seller.
Guo: Why are you selling soybean paste, teacher? Everyone stood up in the morning, and everyone did exercises first.
Yu: Practice this
Guo: Do ??eye exercises
Yu: I remembered everything
Guo: All done, let’s sing the school song
Yu: School song?
Guo: Let’s all stand together and sing: You are a high-class person in the eunuch family. You can eat delicacies and wear silk ribbons to satisfy your needs in every possible way. Unexpectedly. . .
Yu: Okay, stop singing
Guo: Give me a high tune
Yu: What a high tune? This is what Corporal James has to do
Guo: What? Our school song
Yu: School song? Review the opera!
Guo: After everything is done, go back to the house and learn the classical Chinese art of war. Distribute a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War to each person
Yu: Oh, Sun Tzu's Art of War
Guo: Oh, I just saw Sun Tzu writing about this, to be honest. .
Yu: Ai---that's so rude to you. Sun Tzu's Art of War!
Guo: He just gave me this name. After studying for more than a year, I was disbanded on the spot.
Yu: Put in so much effort to learn, and then disband after it’s over?
Guo: No unit wants us.
Yu: No one accepts this thing.
Guo: How to do this? Let’s disband first. Find something to do first, and then look for you when the world needs you. All scattered.
Yu: Let’s all go.
Guo: Something happened later. There is a building in the United States that boasts that the plane was redeemed
Yu: Your use of the word is too uncivilized, World Trade Center
Guo: It’s ruined. I’m anxious. Only then did President Bush become anxious. I was so anxious that I ate about 30 kilograms of gunpowder in one day.
Yu: Not that much
Guo: Let’s look for military wizards. Lead troops to fight and catch these terrorists.
Yu: Oh, look for it
Guo: The whole world is at peace, where can I find it? It’s hard to find
Yu: There are few talents
Guo: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui
Yu: What’s his name
Guo: Tell the president, there is a Guo Degang in Beijing, China
Yu: Looking for you
Guo: Amazing, a military wizard. He can write pens to bring order to the world, and he can mount horses to determine the world. He knows women when he is on the kang, and he knows shoes when he is off the kang
Yu: Hey, that's all you can do
Guo: Let's find it, it's hard to find me
Yu: What's the matter?
Guo: I don’t have a phone, I just have a BP machine and the paging station is stopped
Yu: What kind of communication tool?
Guo: It’s so hard to find them They found me in a daze
Yu: Work harder
Guo: I was on the phone on the street that day, and someone from behind photographed me: (Female voice) Are you Mr. Guo Degang Guo< /p>
Yu: Oh?
Guo: Live, a woman, so beautiful, a foreigner, blond and blue-eyed
Yu: Beautiful
Guo: I told you to wait a moment, hello ? Didn't get through. How much does this cost? Oh, there’s no charge until I get through.
Yu: Public phone?
Guo: Ah. I said I am Guo Degang, what are you doing? (Closes eyes) (Female voice) Hello, Mr. Guo.
Yu: Hey - no - he should be blond and blue-eyed
Guo: Nonsense, shouldn't he be blond and have his eyes closed?
Yu: Close your eyes, blind man Ah, then why is she beautiful?
Guo: She looks good. (Female voice) President Bush asked me to talk to you about the war.
Oh, about fighting, come on, sit down, (blowing earth) sit down.
Yu: Sit down on the side of the road
Guo: What do you mean, how much do you plan to spend. (Female voice) I'm going to give you ten million dollars to fight the war. I said it's done, you've done your job, get up.
Yu: Can you do anything?
Guo: Do ??you have a watch? Let me see.
Yu: I don’t even have a watch.
Guo: I took out a watch, pressed it, and ding—it’s twelve o’clock now. I said: You haven’t eaten yet, let’s go have dinner, Kempinski.
Yu: Live
Guo: Don’t disgrace the Chinese people, go to Kempinski
Yu: Good place
Guo : The shaved noodles next to me
Yu: Hi, shaved noodles
Guo: Sit here, hey, here are four bowls.
Yu: Four bowls?
Guo: Three big bowls and one small bowl. She eats the small bowl and I eat the two big ones.
Yu: What about one more bowl?
Guo: Pack it up, my wife hasn’t eaten yet
Yu: Okay, the whole family is hungry
Guo: Guy, bring me a whip of garlic< /p>
Yu: Still eat garlic?
Guo: Wrap it with garlic and eat it. After eating and drinking, we discussed this matter. I said: OK, you can go, just talk without proof, and write it down as proof
Yu: You still have to write proof
Guo: I took out the contract and took out a gold pen from my body Come on, it's so bright that it catches people's eyes, and it's so cold that it shoots people into fear. This pen costs over three hundred thousand. Ha---
Yu: Haven’t used it for a long time
Guo: Sign. You have to give me some money first.
Yu: Asking someone for money
Guo: You have to give a deposit. What will you do if you become acquainted with this matter? Yes or no?
Yu: There is a deposit
Guo: She said to give part of it first
Yu: Isn’t it a part of the deposit?
Guo: This It is said that there is one who gives ten percent
Yu: ten percent
Guo: There is twenty percent
Yu: twenty percent
< p>Guo: Thirty percentYu: Then thirty percent
Guo: I have to give fifty percent
Yu: Not a lot< /p>
Guo: How?
Yu: Fifty percent is quite a bit
Guo: Okay, then I’ll do it. Give me the fifty percent and let me see. Yes, this is it
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Yu: No, wait a moment, why is there only one piece of 10 million and 50 percent?
Guo: They just gave me a fifty yuan note.
Yu: Just fifty yuan?
Guo: U.S. dollars
Yu: U.S. dollars are not ridiculous either
Guo: Okay, that’s it, this matter is dead. (Female voice) Don’t forget, when you arrive at the airport on the 10th, someone will pick you up.
Yu: No. 10
Guo: I said, okay, where are you going? (Female voice) I’m going back to the embassy
Yu: Oh, the embassy
Guo: How do you leave? (Female voice) I’ll take 300.
Yu: Oh, where can I take 300 to go back to the embassy?
Guo: This Kempinski doesn’t cost 300
Yu: Yes
Guo: (female voice) There is a range one
< p>Yu: Well, this foreigner is quite familiarGuo: Leave her at the station and I’ll go home quickly. Tell my wife about this. You have never met my wife.
Yu: No
Guo: Beautiful, tall, with a big face, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, dark. She has no beard. She has a beard like Zhang Fei Like
Yu: Living, can you still see it?
Guo: Let me tell you, daughter-in-law, this time we are rich, ten million US dollars
Yu: We are rich
Guo: After making money, We won't do anything when we go home. Let’s open a big store and start a company. I’ll build a big table and be the boss. I’ll hire 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I’ll scold them one by one.
Yu: It’s fun This is
Guo: I want revenge. I scold those with red hoops every day, but I won’t scold the toilet cleaners
Yu: What are you doing?
Guo: My wife cleans toilets
Yu: Hi, let’s change jobs
Guo: I have to make arrangements for you. I’ll buy you 5 yuan. Steamed buns, fried dough sticks for 2 yuan, and water pimples for 10 yuan,
Yu: You can’t help but spend 50 yuan
Guo: You can’t spend more, it’s almost done, you can just speculate with me Eat water pimples.
Yu: Are you all suffering from water pimples?
Guo: Let’s eat some green beans on Sunday
Yu: Not so good
Guo: Looking at our calendar, it’s already the 7th. She asked I leave on the 10th.
Yu: There are still 3 days
Guo: I have to go quickly, it’s too late, so let’s go
Yu: It’s too early
< p>Guo: I live far away, I live over at ShijingshanYu: Then there’s no need to go there in the first three days
Guo: Come to me on foot
Yu: Are you walking to the airport?
Guo: Let’s go. When we get to the airport, I’ll take a look. Oh, it’s a helicopter.
Yu: That’s great.
Guo: Go up the small ladder. There is a driver sitting in front,
Yu: Pilot
Guo: Wearing a big leather hat, goggles, and a big mask. The mask hangs from one ear and hangs down here.
Yu: That’s not a mask
Guo: Leather jacket
Yu: Flight suit
Guo: I’m sitting there smoking. Whew - here it comes - Whew - let's go (roll the window, throw cigarette butts)
Yu: Helicopters also roll the glass. What kind of plane is this?
Guo: He put on his gloves: You are seated securely. I said: I know, my seat is stable and I am in bed. There was a white rope on the side of his chair. When he took a handful of this, it suddenly flew up.
Yu: This plane is also diesel.
Guo: Helicopter, drink. ---I'm so happy, looking down at the great rivers and mountains of the motherland
Yu: Hi
Guo: I'm so happy. After flying for 10 minutes, the plane slowly descended
Yu: Why did it fall?
Guo: Come on
Yu: Come on after 10 minutes of flying?
Guo: We drove to a gas station, and the woman at the gas station shouted: Come in, this way. Take out the money: add 30 yuan.
Yu: Okay, how can you add 30 yuan of fuel to this plane? Can it be burned?
Guo: The fuel tank is small
Yu: It can’t be that small
Guo: Get that big gun
Yu: The inside of the pestle
Guo: Look at the watch, swish-swish-it’s done, let’s go
Yu: Just for a moment
Guo: A piece of rope suddenly came out——————
Yu: Got up again
Guo: After driving for another 40 minutes, he turned around and asked me: Have you been to the United States? I said: I haven’t been there, how about you? I haven't been there either.
Yu: If you haven’t been there yet, why don’t you just fly there?
Guo: Yes, we don’t know each other. What should we do? How about we ask?
Yu: Let’s find out the truth
Guo: Squeeze the gate and it comes down
Yu: The more you talk, the more unreasonable you are.
Guo: Where have you seen a helicopter?
Yu: Helicopters don’t have wire gates either.
Guo: Let me go down and ask. Oh, there are some in the United States. Such a desolate place?
In: Western United States
Guo: There are also crop fields, and an old man is hoeing the ground with a shovel. I hurried over: HI, HELLO.
Yu: Do you know how to do this?
Guo: The old man turned around and asked: What are you doing?
Yu: Well, I just arrived in Northeast China
Guo: Where is this? Tieling!
Yu: OK, Tieling
Guo: We are still several stops away from the United States.
Yu: Is there still a station?
Guo: Excuse me, sir, how do I get to the United States? --Ask the village chief!
Yu: The village chief knows
Guo: I guess he doesn’t know the way either
Yu: Why do you think so? He just doesn’t know the way
Guo: Analyzing from a botanical perspective, he doesn’t recognize it
Yu: Hi, what’s wrong with botany?
Guo: Let’s discuss what to do when we get back on the plane. ? He found many instruments, including a compass, a north-pointing array, and an east-pointing needle -
Yu: Where can I find such an instrument?
Guo: Positioning equipment, radar, polygraph . . . They were all taken out
Yu: What do you want that thing for?
Guo: I said you are lagging behind. We have to use advanced methods to get there.
Yu: What is advanced?
Guo: Throw away your shoes. Search---drive that way
Yu: Well, you are even further behind than that
Guo: (Pilot said) I listen to you, Su--- ---
Yu: Got up again
Guo: Headed straight to the United States
Yu: Shopping for a lot of money
Guo: Opened It took more than half a year, and I added more than 70,000 yuan of oil.
To: small fuel tank
Guo: Finally arrived in the United States, looking down from the plane, yes -
Yu: What?
Guo: The banner below says: Warmly welcome Master Guo Degang
Yu: Master Guo Degang?
Guo: How can Americans understand this? The plane descended slowly, running around the runway, buzzing -
Yu: Why not land?
Guo: The brake is broken
Yu: Okay.
Let's run.
Guo: This won't work. It won't work if we can't stop. Open the door, let's put our legs outside and grunt.
Yu: Is this the brake?
Guo: He was so obedient. He opened the door and put his legs outside. I plotted against him, but I didn't put my legs out. Finally stopped, he was grinding to the top of his thigh
Yu: This one is really sincere.
Guo: Thank you, this is considered a work-related injury. I'm leaving, just jump slowly.
Yu: Isn’t it necessary to jump?
Guo: When we got off the plane, White House staff came. Wearing a uniform, a cap, and a leather bag
Yu: This is from the White House
Guo: Are you Mr. Guo? I said: It's me. I can't embarrass the Chinese people. Ah, I'm here to pick you up
Yu: I'm here to pick you up
Guo: I've been waiting for you for a long time. Let's go. The president is very anxious. I said: OK, where is the car that will pick me up? ——Let’s take a taxi.
Yu: Take a taxi in the United States
Guo: That's right, isn't there a car here - no, this one that costs 1.6 yuan cannot be seated
Yu: Renting in the United States is only 16 yuan
Guo: The president is very calculating, so we won’t be reimbursed. Hey---1 is almost here. When the car door opens, I don't want to sit in my head.
Yu: How?
Guo: I have to pay the bill while I sit in the back
Yu: This is the plan
Guo: Go directly to the White House, and the time will arrive in a moment. Oh, it’s white, it’s just been painted with starch.
Yu: You can’t control other people’s affairs.
Guo: There were about 20 people standing at the door of the White House, both men and women. , get a pocket, everything is ready.
Yu: This is?
Guo: Reporter
Yu: Oh, the media
Guo: I have to be careful what I say, and don’t let them use it to embarrass the Chinese people.
Yu: Thoughtful
Guo: Go down, all these people are coming
Yu: What are you talking about
Guo: Master, do you want to trade?
Yu: Are you a seller?
Guo: What are the people in the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau doing to eat? I don’t care
Yu: Where can I find it?
Guo: Step inside, right in the middle Big pool. There is a rockery in the cement pond, and the water flows out. Hanging a banner: Family planning, everyone has a plan
Yu: This thing is also written in the White House
Guo: The parking lot here is full of bicycles, and an old man wears a red one The hoop is strolling around
Yu: Why does this place feel familiar to me?
Guo: Going up the steps, all the members of Congress are waiting for me in suits. He was very happy when he saw me: Here you are, please come inside.
Yu: Bathhouse?
Guo: How do you understand this? This is polite. When I came inside, I said: Where is the president? --Where is the president and that room? Pushing open the door and looking into each other's eyes, Bush was very excited: (Henan accent) Why did you come to Nigeria?
Yu: Why does Bush smell like this?
Guo: Bush hired a tutor who was from Henan.
Yu: Hi, not very good.
Guo: I thought this was Mandarin. I said: What's going on? That's good. I haven't seen you in a while. --(Henan accent) What else are you talking about? I'm just waiting for you to come, about the war--
Yu: Okay, okay, can you speak Mandarin?
Guo: He can’t learn.
Yu: It sounds uncomfortable for us.
Guo: I said: OK, it can be done. It’s a good job, so I will accept it. Just as he was talking, Bush's BP machine beeped
Yu: Bush's BP machine didn't stop
Guo: Oh, Yingxian's
Yu: : Yingxian’s?
Guo: Hanging on the chain, one look: the meal is ready, please come to the canteen to eat quickly.
Yu: What? Guo: (Henan accent) Mr. Guo, let’s go have a meal. - What are you eating? I'm not hungry at all - (Henan accent) Here you are, eating seafood. I ordered lobster. Do you like lobster? --Okay, lobster is okay, I'll give you a meal.
Yu: Good stuff
Guo: The basement is a canteen, with a big glass cabinet and a big lobster (gesture)
Yu: Drink
Guo: I'm here today, I'm going to risk my life to eat, that's all I'll do, just eat lobster.
Yu: Eat until you are full
Guo: I am sitting here with four waiters holding plates. This lobster dish is 1.4 meters tall. I’d count the lobsters alone to be a thousand, so let’s wrap it up, heh---
Yu: Spicy crayfish?
Guo: It’s spicy, hehe, it’s too spicy
Yu: It’s a little bit promising
Guo: Eat, I’m happy - (Henan accent) Guo Sir, don't be too busy eating. Have you agreed to the war? I said: I agreed. (Henan accent) The appointment order has been prepared for you. I looked at it, oh, the appointment order, number 39 and a half, no, this won't work, I wear 41.
Yu: Are you here to buy shoes?
Guo: Just as I was talking, I heard a thud on the ground - a sudden thud - the enemy was attacking
Yu: Here they come
Guo: The terrorists are here. They are really bullying people. They dare to come even when I am here. It’s so blatant. Don’t you mean that the military strategist-cough--- Cough————
Yu: What kind of physique does this military strategist have?
Guo: Don’t you take military strategists seriously? Let me go, push away my lobster plate, and walk upstairs. There is smoke in the distance. This is not good. I didn't bring anything with me. What if I get hurt? When I turned around, I saw a helmet on the ground. A German steel helmet with a large brim and small white flowers on the ground. Pick it up and put it on your head. Oh, when the bullet hits you, it’s like a dang. (Shandong Kuaishu). I’m so happy. I’m killing. I’m charging. --- Gary Dede (Japanese)
Yu: What article is it?
Guo: I was just happy. My wife got up and gave me a mouthful. She was so full that she couldn't sleep. , What’s the point of being a spit bucket?
Yu: Dreaming
≈ Guo Degang’s cross talk jokes about Little Japan≈
During his difficult period in the past, Guo Degang had many extremely wealthy people. Creative cross talk.
There was once a joke written because of antipathy towards the Japanese (it was all passed down orally, so I don’t remember clearly, please forgive me, I will paraphrase it as follows):
Guo: “Say it. There are two Japanese people living in our community. They are both quite tall."
Yu: "How tall are they?"
Guo: "The man is 1.4 meters tall and the woman is 1.4 meters tall. One meter and two meters."
Yu: "That's still high."
Guo: "Hey, there's something wrong with you. This is considered high in Japan."
Yu: "That's right, that's right"
Guo: "The couple are very rich. If they are rich, they have nothing to do every day. They play golf and get up early every day. I just go there with a bunch of poles on my back.
I go in the morning and usually don’t come back until night.”
Yu: “It’s quite enjoyable to play for a day.”
< p>Guo: "Oh, this couple only does two things a day, playing golf and going home to sleep."Yu: "Then why?"
Guo: "Because they had to go all over the world to pick up balls as soon as they finished teeing off. It was already dark after checking the balls, so they could only do these two things in one day."
Yu: "It's tiring enough." < /p>
Guo: "Then one day, the two of them went to play golf again. Carrying clubs on their backs and driving a car, they went there. When they got to the place, the man put the ball in place, bang... It was just such a shot. It was so powerful, so high and flying, that it hit the glass on the opposite floor. Actually, you just said it would, right?"
Yu: "Then I'll just smash it."
Guo: "If these two things don't work, I have to go to someone else's house."
Yu: "I'm going to apologize."
Guo: "Hey, think about the Japanese. They are stingy. They are thinking about getting the ball back. Well, when it comes to someone else's door, there will be a dozen doors, and a man will come out of it. The Japanese man said, I'm really sorry for breaking the glass in your house. I'm sorry. He bowed. The Japanese man was quite polite. Later, the man in the room took the initiative to give the Japanese golf ball. Come on, these two Japanese guys are going to leave. The ball is about to come back. Let’s go quickly to avoid having to ask for help.”
Guo: “Suddenly the male owner of the room said. , don’t go, the two Japanese people thought, this is broken, they have to pay for the glass, so they knelt down. When the male host saw it, he quickly helped them up, don’t do this, I tell you Ah, I want to thank you. I am not the male master of this family. I am a little god sealed in this glass. You rescued me today. Of course I have to thank you. Hey, what year is it now? ? Now in 2001, this Japanese man replied, I have been banned for 3,000 years, so let me grant you one wish in return."
Guo: "Okay. , this Japanese man was happy when he heard it, okay, then I won’t be polite, I want to be the world overlord, and the whole world belongs to me.”
Guo: “This little god said it. , look at my limited mana, I really can't realize this wish, you can talk about something else, this Japanese man thought about it, then I want money, a lot of money, all the money in the world belongs to me, little god I told you that I have limited power and I can't achieve this. How about I change it to 100 million US dollars for you? The Japanese can't get it in vain anyway. 100 million is 100 million, so you change it.
Guo: "Okay, this little god said that the transformation is over. They are all across the street from your house. A house full of money, 100 million U.S. dollars. When these two Japanese heard this, they left immediately. Okay." I went home to count the money, and suddenly this little god said, don't leave yet, you see, I have fulfilled your wish for you, you see, I have been here for thousands of years, and it's quite boring to stay here, and so do you. Please grant me a wish. What kind of wish can this Japanese think I can fulfill for him?
Yu: "Yes, what kind of wish can he fulfill for this little god?"
Guo: "Listen, this Japanese man asked this little god, how can I fulfill your wishes as a mortal and you as a god? You can, this The little god pulled the Japanese man aside and then pointed at the Japanese woman and pointed to a bedroom inside. The Japanese man understood. He was clearly trying to take advantage of my wife. I was angry and just about to curse, this little god said, if you don't fulfill my wish, the wish you just made will be invalid, and I will change it now and give it all. The Japanese man was at his wits end. He went back and told his wife about it, and she agreed. Just like that, the little god went into the back room with his wife, and they came out after more than 40 minutes. This little god lit up a cigarette and was smoking it (Guo Degang was doing the motion of smoking at that time, winking evilly and making a cigarette sound) and asked: How old are you two? How old. "27" This Japanese man answered, Xiao Shen: "27, oh, I thought about it for a while.
"What's wrong, the Japanese asked" the little god: "You're already 27 and you're still so careless, how can there be a god in this world!"