M: It's all polished.
Woman: I haven't been to the toilet for a long time.
Why not? You've been there twice.
Woman: Who are you talking about?
Woman: That's how you drink two bottles of wine.
Man: I'll grind my teeth after drinking some wine.
Woman: Hey, are you still telling the time?
Man: I can't move.
Woman: Huh?
Man: I can't move.
Woman: There are only two left. Can we do that?
M: Not really. I drank too much today.
Woman: I think you're finished.
Woman: Then you can pay the bill.
Man: buy it!
Woman: Who is it?
Man: You buy it!
Female: Xiaolong. . . I'll tell you the truth. . . . . I have no money today. . .
Stop. . . I'm not guessing either. . .
M: I mean you. . . . I know what happened. . . . . You invite people to dinner. You have no money.
Woman: Come on, stop talking nonsense here. . . . Neither of them has any money. What shall we do after supper?
Why not? . . . . What are you afraid of when you come out with Brother Long? . . . Did I spend money to eat somewhere?
M: I also drink and spend money to eat mutton kebabs. If I eat at his place, I will give him face, you know?
Woman: Oh, my God. . . Really?
Man: The boss called it out. . .
Woman: Boss! Boss, come out
Boss: Two! . . . Gentlemen, are you satisfied with our gritted kebabs? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Boss: How about this one?
M: And then what?
Boss: Hey.
Man: Boss.
Boss: Hey.
Man: Why don't you let me put you here to eat and drink two bottles of beer? . . . Why spend money? . . . . . (Scrape your teeth with a knife)
Boss: Big Brother. . . . . Hehehehehehehehehe, you said our small business, and you said you were short of these two dollars?
Man: Have you ever heard of Brother Long?
Boss: Brother Long? . . . . I am familiar with it. . .
M: Does that still cost money?
Boss: You say. . . . . We are all small businesses here. . . . . . .
Shave with a machete. . . . )
Boss: You said that all the money you earn is string by string.
Boss: Roasted pig head for a non-roasted pig head?
Boss: Why not make more money?
M: But I usually give money at the place where I eat. Not only do I give money, but we have to give more, you know?
M: Giving money is a great pleasure.
Boss: Give more, give more, you don't need to eat. Let's pay the bill first. If you don't eat well, I'll give you something else, okay?
Man: Then get busy first.
Boss: Call me if you need anything.
Woman: What are you doing? What are you pretending? Still picking out there with a knife? Didn't you see what they took? How much older than you? I'm telling you, don't pretend when you get there, okay? It is wearing a chain. What did you put here?
Man: Hey, be careful. Is it faded? No, I usually only use one pen. Who knew the boss was better than me?
Woman: I'm telling you, you are in trouble, okay?
M: There's a trick. You have a knack. Do you want to
W: Do you have a cell phone if you want?
Man: Why are you carrying it?
Woman: Give me the phone.
Man: You didn't bring it?
Woman: What nonsense?
Man: You have no money and no phone for dinner. I'm sorry
Woman: Password. . . .
Male: 96 144
Woman: What's the password?
M: I use it smoothly.
(The woman starts dialing. . . . . )
Woman: Hello, did I say community security? Our host paid you a free meal, didn't he? Is Zhaqu a civilized community? Is it an environmental protection community? I tell you, there are kebabs now, and they are all smoky and fat. Do you care? Ah, ok, ah, ah, ah, ah, I see, ok, ok.
Man: Oh, my God, that's cruel. Oh, I will be gentle.
Man: This despicable trick can be very powerful. What did the security guard give him back for a while? I had to fine him. I'm telling you, it's a tough decision.
Woman: Oh, what's so cruel? I was told that I was busy with my task now. When I will come is uncertain.
Man: So it doesn't work? I'm telling you, you're not as good as me. You just scream.
W: so you want to
Man: there is a confession, isn't there? What's the hurry? Oh, my God, dear me.
Woman: You scared me.
Man: Come on, come on.
Woman: What?
Man: Shout it out, shout it out.
Woman: Boss. . . . . Hey, that
Boss: Here we go, here we go, here we go. . . . How was your meal?
Man: OK, let's talk. Let's try to put the weapons aside, shall we?
W: Yes, you don't have to use a knife or a gun.
Man: I didn't bring anything. I cut potato chips in the back.
M: That's good.
Woman: Come on, come on, boss. Come on, come on, see? Do you see it? I'm telling you! I'll take this to the epidemic prevention station. I not only have to pay for the meal, but also fine you, you know?
Man: The penalty is over.
W: You know what?
Boss: Hmm.
Woman: See this thing? Sure!
Boss: (watching carefully)
Man: solved. what are you reading? How to deal with this?
Boss: I swallowed (the fly). . . . Today, there's an activity at the barbecue shop. You forgot to put cumin, right? If you don't like it, I won't serve it to you. It's a high-protein bug. If you are willing to be a vegetarian, I will give you some vegetarian food later! Come on, I'll bake you some vegetarian food.
Woman: It's so natural.
Man: Then what did you do for him?
Woman: Who thought he could eat this kind of food?
Man: I'm telling you, you'd better give it back to him when you're done. It's natural to swallow this thing.
Man: Oh, my God, what is this?
Woman: Not good. I said, we must plant here today.
Man: So it's not your fault? Does this plant not grow? I'm good at this trick.
Woman: Hey, Long, I have an idea now.
M: Mm-hmm.
W: We pretended to be drunk and started to work. This slap in the face will definitely affect his business. Does the boss have to kick us out when he comes out?
M: Yes. . . . Pretend to think. . . . .
Man: Are you going to do that or not? Do you do it or not? Do it or not? What? Do it. . . Do you do it or not?
Woman: Oh, oh, oh. Are you really going to do something? Oh, my God!
Man: Arrest who?
Woman: Oh, dear?
Man: Do you believe I scratched you?
Woman: Oh, how dare you guess? Oops, oops, oops.
Man: Lock your throat?
Woman: Do it with me, right? Oh, oh, oh, what do you think you can do? Let me tell you something.
Man: Lock my throat?
Woman: It's useless to your mother, you know?
Man: (pushed to the ground. . . ) Shout: Boss, boss
Woman: Come out, boss. The boss is working.
Man: Boss. .
Boss: (wandering around the stage. . . . )
Man: Boss, come quickly.
Woman: Come on.
M: This has a great impact on your business.
Woman: Get rid of us quickly. Come on.
Boss: Sister, sister, guess which one of them can win?
Male. . Woman: shh. . . .
Boss: Why is this an ice ballet?
Man: Throw it away!
Woman: Hurry up!
M: Does this affect your business?
Boss: Oh, these two men succeeded. What do you think you two are doing here? What is this? You two should eat, drink and be merry. What do you think you are doing? what do you think? You said, oh, oh, you said, oh, look, look, my line is blind. oh
Man: No, why don't you kick us out?
Boss: Nothing. It's not too difficult to bury this string. Just eat it (turn around and leave). It's so scary.
W: Did it work after that?
M: It doesn't work. You still have a throat lock? I knock on my big mouth like a tiger.
Woman: What's this leg for?
M: What should I do? Forget it. Listen to me, okay?
W: What's your trick?
Man: 37 strokes.
Woman: What are you?
Count to 37.
Woman: I only heard that there are three or six schemes, but I have never heard of thirty-seven schemes.
Man: haven't you heard of 37 meters? Have you seen the horse hair?
Woman: Yes!
Man: What about human hair?
Woman: No.
Man: Drive. . . . I'm covered in hair!
Woman: Hey! . . . . You have this skill. Tell me! . . . . (Slipping on the ground) Oh, my God.
Boss: Yes. . . . (I ran past. . . . ) Do you want to call 96 144? What? What?
Woman: He called me and I kicked him out.
Boss: No, he hit you later. You are hurt. I can't control it. You must go to the hospital. If it's serious, go directly to 96 144, right? Look, look, look, look. Why not buy an only child? He broke all my legs, and that plate broke one.
Woman: Cut the crap.
Boss: ... (picks up the phone from the ground). . . . I don't need a cell phone for this. Let's calculate how much I will pay you back.
W: How much is it? you said
Boss: Eighty.
Woman: (Pay the bill)
. . . . . . . . . It's done. . . . . . . .