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Funny Xiehouyu in Chongqing Dialect
1, shit without toilet paper-hard!

2. The bitch is swaying-the woman is trembling.

Don't think that you are teasing Xu Xian-a snake.

4. Dumb people eat dumplings-they know what it is.

5, rough stone rowing-bravely (dung) forward.

6. Ships in the desert-dry guns

7. Hang heavy objects on the cowshed door-excessive (feces)

8. Buddhist sparrow-Tianbang

9, the night pearl fart-blaster

10, put the scale in the toilet-it's so angry.

1 1, Carassius auratus shell in Dayanggou-more dead than alive.

12, fart bugs wear glasses-smelly armor is endless.

13, when Gobo eats cowpea-hang it.

14, hanging in your pocket for a long time-pretending to be crazy

15, you still paint the old cucumber green-act young.

16, the slate in Mao's private house-smelly and hard.

17, throwing stones at Mao's head-causing public outrage (feces)

18, dancing under the pepper tree-lamarau

19, drinking rice soup with chopsticks-one shot and one hammer

20, eat peaches in the middle of the night-only to the rake.

2 1, high platform diving-planted deeply

22. Chongqing Donkeys Learn to Bark Horses-Yang

23. Silver carp in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

24, Jie Fangbei clock-don't let go of the old.

25, the spindle rolls to the crotch-eggs.

26. Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars

27. Nightcrawler in Taihang Mountain-the thief of life

28. Jie Fangbei's "Bell-the Mass Viewpoint".

29, Shi Mao camp flashlight-death (according to shit)

30. Sprinkle pepper on the grave hemp ghost

3 1, shit is not as hard as paper (wipe)

32. A blind man beats his wife-you can't beat him.

33, Mao Shi long bamboo shoots-blunt dead (shit) stick

34. light a lamp in the toilet-die

35, Tinker dam pipe width

36, ten gongs-nine have you.

37, two pounds of Chili fry two meat-disgusting

38. Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging.

39. Toothbrush hair removal-more eyes.

40. Cats scratch Baba-they can't get rid of their claws.

4 1, no shit swelling (asshole) for three years.

42. Playing Erhu in Fengdu City-Bullshit.

43. Old Hu Ye plucked chicken feathers-plucked them.

44, pregnant with a child-pretending to be pure

45. Mosquitoes bite Bodhisattva-mistook one for another

46. Lai Gebao climbed over the threshold-revealing a fart.

47. Gerber yawned-a big breath.

48. Paoge's home-never has diarrhea.

49, the eagle pulled the door-the chicken ate too much.

50. Let mother hen stay downstairs-it's a good idea to breed chickens.

5 1, the dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind.

52. Boiled tofu with green vegetables-one (green) and two whites

53. Planting peas in the wheat field-hybridization

54, yellow mud roll crotch-either shit (death) or shit (death)

55. Growing vegetables in Moscan-Using feces: Using it.

56, the mouse into the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.

57. Leha wears running pants-despises being busy.

58. Hanging a pocket in midair-loading the wind.

59, see the bodhisattva oh shit.

60. The duck died on the ridge-with a hard mouth.

6 1, tooth drinking-drunk (most) hammer

62, the head is enlarged and the ears are enlarged, and the body is getting more and more awkward-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.

63, light bazi tied straight.

64. Mosquitoes weigh themselves-practice hands and feet.

65, pig eight quit to look in the mirror-face to face.

66, shrimp across the river-modesty (quote)

67. Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now.

68, consumption Ken kitchen knife-a dead end

69, Mao Tongtou playing lanterns-looking for (shit) to die.

70, the flagpole of Jiaochangkou-bachelor

7 1, the old woman drives a tractor-she will kill you.

72, the old sow stretched underwear-clothing.

73. Shiva is wearing a suit-a big suit.

74. Hot peppers catch up-what a suck!

75, old woman ah-endless (gnashing her teeth)

76. Hemp cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas

77, the sparrow jumped into the basket of bran radish-empty joy.

78, the moon dam play machetes-cut.

79, chamber pot-MoJi on the table.

80. The tail of a dead fish-don't let it go.

8 1, the mouse climbed on the scale hook-claiming to be

82, eat bamboo, oh, basket-belly woven.

83, pants off the fart-especially big round.

84, Shi Mao Kanke roast chicken-history (shit)

85, the night pearl mixed with soy sauce-Baode is salty.