Zeng Shen's wife likes animals, and Zeng Shen privately thinks that her wife knows much better about animals than herself.

I think that when Zeng Shen lived a single aristocratic life under Confucius, the dietary standards were strictly in accordance with the standards of teachers. The teacher is a gourmet, and the theory is "never get tired of essence, never get tired of essence", which has extremely high requirements on the color, shape, fragrance, taste, source and nutrition of diet. Pay attention to "the fish is hungry and the meat is defeated, so don't eat." Don't eat evil, don't eat smelly. If you don't eat, you don't eat from time to time. If you don't cut it correctly, you can't dip it in the sauce. ..... "Public opinion recognizes that Confucius disciples are people who can eat, eat and eat, and their food is also envied by the world. Zeng Shen is a big apple in the teacher's eyes. He understood the teacher's idea and finally mastered the superb way of eating. Every day his diet is enjoyed by sages. However, when marriage came, everything changed.

On the honeymoon, the bride gently leaned her head on her husband's shoulder: "Dear, if I marry you, I have to be your home. From then on, I will take good care of you, let you eat and drink well, and let everything in your stomach be full of my love for you ... "The delicious groom's official listened to such sweet words, as if he had drunk a swollen jujube from Lao Dukang, and he couldn't help but be fascinated and inexplicably gave all the keys to his wife's adult.

The next day, Mrs Tseng brought back a full-term kitten: "Honey, you have mice at home. I want to keep a cat and avoid mice! " "Zeng Shen was very satisfied." I really married a good wife! "Since then, Zeng Shen has never tasted the fishy smell of fish and shrimp.

Soon, the government's anti-theft notice was posted on the outer wall of the Zeng family, and a lovely puppy fell under the Zeng family's dining table. He chewed the meat that Zeng Shen should have chewed, and worked with the kitten to transform his master into a complete vegetarian.

In order to make kittens and puppies thrive, Mrs. Zeng joined the pet-loving association in our city and learned a lot. No, the new red-eyed white rabbit is chewing the green leaves with relish. As a result, vegetables, radishes and all kinds of fresh vegetables disappeared from Zeng Shen's "rice list". Every meal, he has to carry a bowl of white rice and feel depressed.

Finally, the terrible thing finally came: Mrs. Zeng made up her mind to provide the greenest clock for her family-raising a flock of chickens.

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Time flies, time flies, five years have passed. With the prosperity of Zeng animal kingdom, Zeng Shen became accustomed to eating without fish, greedy without meat and eating without food. At that time, the Green Bell project stopped at the conceptual stage, and he saved the rice in the bowl. At present, in order to catch up with the latest fashion of the pet society, Mrs. Zeng has not hesitated to find a dry brother-pig for her son. Under the careful care of Mrs. Zeng, this carefree and chubby guy had an enormous appetite, while Zeng Shen, who was tortured physically and mentally, drooled and wept together (nostalgia). As soon as the pig entered the room, it immediately awakened the memory of all the meat that had been hibernating for a long time. Many years ago, the teacher's Dundun teaching and the genes passed down from generation to generation told him that food was just around the corner.

Looking forward to it, the pig finally hopes to become a big fat pig weighing more than 200 kilograms. But how to apply, his wife resolutely refused to kill the pig. Zeng Shen had to drool at the pigsty every day, silently reciting his early recipes and thinking, "How can my plan be realized?"

This day has finally arrived.

The following story is a story that has been handed down for thousands of years. I once coaxed my wife to go shopping, but I kept a straight face and refused to let her take care of the baby. Cats and dogs are enough. My own son sat on the ground and cried, so anxious that Mrs. Zeng kept coaxing him.

"Dear son, mom will give you something interesting."

"Meowed ..."

"Don't cry, don't cry, mom will bring you delicious food."

"Whoa whoa whoa ..."

"Stop it, I'll take you next time."

"No, no, no ..."

"Well, we'll come back and kill the pig for you."

"Really?"

Zeng Shen suddenly grabbed the gold in his wife's words: "Of course, of course, will your mother cheat you again?" ! "

The wife walked into the trap along the pole: "Kill as soon as you come back, right away!" " "

The son looked at the lazy guy sleeping in the nest and remembered the delicious dishes that his father silently recited behind his mother's back. He smiled through tears.

As we all know, this promise was only that Mrs. Zeng was eager to coax her son, and she was insincere, but Mr. Zeng saw through it. It is worthy of being a disciple of Confucius, and the teacher applied a set of theories of governing the country and leveling the world. After he came back from the outside, he immediately organized his family to have a serious discussion and study on serious topics such as honesty, civic morality and children's education, and forced his wife to cook him braised pork several times, which really made up for the debt that he had participated in for so many years.

That day, while chopping meat, Mrs. Zeng said bitterly in her heart, "What a Zeng Shen! You'll see!" "